Date: 8th September 2017 at 12:49pm
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Mauricio Pochettino has warned new signing Serge Aurier he will not put up with any mischief at Tottenham.

Aurier has joined Spurs for £23million from Paris St Germain and Pochettino is hoping the defender proves a reformed character in north London.

The 24-year-old was banned by his former club for directing homophobic language at his then-manager Laurent Blanc and was then convicted of assaulting a police officer outside a nightclub in Paris.

Pochettino places a strong emphasis on discipline at Tottenham and insists he will come down hard on Aurier if he steps out of line.

I said to him, ‘I will kill you‘, I (would) head-butt him,” Pochettino said.

“I think it was good, we had a long chat. He knows very well how we are, what we expect from him and for us it’s so important, not only him, every player, how they behave here in the squad.

“We need to keep the dynamic we have created. I trust him, I am confident that he can succeed here and help the team to achieve the things we want.

“When you know and you meet some people, always you start to assess him from the day that you meet them and for me we start from (here) because I don’t know him before. For him I think it’s a new chapter in his life.”

PA Sport
 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Ronwol1960-61 September 9, 2017 at 11:47 am

    analyst Blog

  • Ronwol1960-61 September 9, 2017 at 11:17 am

    How is it where you are this morning?

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 9, 2017 at 11:21 am

      It’s nice and sunny in downtown Romford. Hope everyone has/will survive the onslaught.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 September 9, 2017 at 11:24 am

        Except Everton.

        • Ronwol1960-61 September 9, 2017 at 11:26 am

          A little bit of much welcomes Levy-ty this a.m. Nut?

      • Ronwol1960-61 September 9, 2017 at 11:25 am

        God its a beast. Looks like its 50/50 which way up it goes into Florida,maybe more to the left than right.Not sure,its away from Mel I think and maybe more to the gulf side.Not sure.

  • Gus September 9, 2017 at 9:45 am

    Ian Wright and Danny Murphy were on tv gushing about llorente and Aurier

  • caveman September 9, 2017 at 9:32 am

    Where is everyone ? Hello!

  • AccringtonSpurs September 9, 2017 at 9:10 am

    Llorente has been bigged up sufficiently that anything short of 3 goals in his first 6 games will be a failure. He’s well set up to fail. Sink or swim.

  • SeattleSpursGuy September 9, 2017 at 5:08 am

    I see ‘Carry on Cabby’ is coming on. That’s Friday evening sorted.

    • SeattleSpursGuy September 9, 2017 at 5:17 am

      “It’s What’s Up Front That Counts!!!”

  • mikespurs September 9, 2017 at 2:28 am

    Hope all near the storm stay safe

  • Frontwheel 2 September 9, 2017 at 2:11 am

    A 3pm Saturday game,a rare treat,Luvverly

  • Hartley™ September 9, 2017 at 12:59 am

    A year to the day when my LUFC supporting brother died instantly.
    I fully expect the mighty Yids to honour his anniversary with a big fucking away win.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 1:11 am

      Best to you and your family Hartley

      • AntSpurs September 9, 2017 at 1:19 am

        Ditto

    • Frontwheel 2 September 9, 2017 at 1:11 am

      Would be good.

    • melcyid September 9, 2017 at 1:14 am

      whats to say Harts,it will never be easy remembering. win in style to honour his older brother would be nice on his behalf.

    • caveman September 9, 2017 at 1:51 am

      Harts, I remember it well. Hope you coped okay. Condolences old boy.

    • Horndog September 9, 2017 at 2:28 am

      Crystal clear memory. Continuing best to you and your family. Hopefully our lads will give your an anniversary win.

    • Lilywhite September 9, 2017 at 2:57 am

      All the best Harts.

    • Gus September 9, 2017 at 6:01 am

      And in fine style

      • Still Nil Nil September 9, 2017 at 6:35 am

        Thinking of you and yours Hartley.

        • Hartley™ September 9, 2017 at 7:45 am

          Cheers lads

          • McG September 9, 2017 at 11:27 am

            ATB Harts, fingers crossed we win!

    • 💋 September 9, 2017 at 8:01 am

      Let’s hope so, brother. Best wishes to you and your family.

    • Freund or Foe September 9, 2017 at 9:20 am

      Hope so Harts.

    • maximumspursman September 9, 2017 at 9:34 am

      My sympathies to you. Same thing happened with my brother-in-law just over two years ago and my wife is still struggling. Here’s hoping for a Spurs win to honour your memories.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π September 9, 2017 at 11:18 am

      Tough day Harts, best to you and the family.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:17 am

    Looks like Bahamas are getting just the edge of Irma

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Mel lots of rain at Great Inagua on CNN

    • melcyid September 9, 2017 at 12:32 am

      fake news.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:34 am

        Haha

        But I looking at the tracking and it looks like its going a bit left maybe headed for Tampa

        • melcyid September 9, 2017 at 12:41 am

          gonna be rowdy if it does

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:54 am

            It picks up the warmer water of the gulf I guess..could go either way right now Bahamas looks spared

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:02 am

    You guys in the eye of the storm put on sone Joe Cocker and turn the volume up!!!

  • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    just found out that Compass point restaurant is showing the game in the morning 2 mins from me but dont do sausage eggs and chips,only sardines and grits or sheep tongue souse euwww not for me might be lucky and get eggs and toast.

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 11:56 pm

      You daredevil Mel. Didn’t you say the storm hits your sides at that time?

      • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 11:58 pm

        No time for al fresco dining.

      • melcyid September 9, 2017 at 12:34 am

        supposed to but if the game is on and being shown what can I not do.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:00 am

      Bring the eggs and sausages
      Nothing should stop you watching the game Mel
      Besides you will be an icon forever with the boys

      • AntSpurs September 9, 2017 at 12:12 am

        Whatsee gonna bring his own breakfast too. Maybe as well have a barbie and make a day of it 😉

  • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    hope vinegar Jan makes it

  • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    like to see prem defensive heads spinning with Llorente and Kane upfront.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:18 am

      Who is going to.be our best crosser?

      • Gus September 9, 2017 at 12:19 am

        Aurier

      • melcyid September 9, 2017 at 12:55 am

        wot as in dresser

  • etchasketch kid September 8, 2017 at 10:46 pm

    Dont see the point of Vinny going cold turkey, he scored a shit load of goals in Hooland and no doubt he will do the same in Turkey, when what we want is for hom to score a shit load of goals against Prem oppossition. Bad move for him and for us.

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 11:10 pm

      He’s obviously lacking in confidence. Hopefully he can bang in a ton of goals and get his mojo back before his return.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 11:20 pm

        I think Vinny is a good guy,he has a good touch about the ball too…he just wasnt quick enough or creative enough to elude defenders.
        He is a trier

        • AntSpurs September 9, 2017 at 12:03 am

          Agree with all that. Just slightly off the pace. With the pressure off a little this may do him some good. He does look gutted and I hope he finds his feet.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:06 am

            Yes Sad he us a bit of a victim but he at least had a go at the premiere league and may try and fight his way back..just surprised more middle level teams didnt go for him in the PL

            • AntSpurs September 9, 2017 at 12:21 am

              A touch unlucky too. Loved his reverse pass to set up Son I think in that Swansea late comeback.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 10:27 pm

    Best of luck to all our brethren in the path of those windy bits. Stay safe.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 10:01 pm

    Trustee Savings Bank
    Try telling Hurry Kane that.

    He should be there shortly !!!🤤

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    Hurricane Category 5

    Irma?

    No!….Serge!

  • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 9:25 pm

    I’m in Hollywood, which is sandwiched between Miami & Ft lauderdale & I’m also going to ride out the storm,I just got back from Texas on Saturday I was in Houston for Harvey too, fackin storms keep following me about!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:27 pm

      Ever heard of moving to Chelsea?

      • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 9:30 pm

        I’d rather live in Syria!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:31 pm

          Good house prices now

          • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 10:22 pm

            That’s because they are flat pack, bit like Ikea but with no instructions.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:01 am

              Bad joke but funny.Sad funny.

              • Gus September 9, 2017 at 12:21 am

                Or a 100000 piece jigsaw

    • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 9:49 pm

      Stay cool, bro.

    • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:23 pm

      I usually stay there when I come over to do construction orders and shopping between FT Lauderdale and Miami.Never buy products in Bahamas if I can help it 3rd most expensive in the world

  • Gus September 8, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    A picture of Vinny at his medical is like 1000 words. Shame he didn’t work out, I hope he lays off the kebabs in Turkey

    • Harry Hotspur September 8, 2017 at 9:14 pm

      Makes Azza Blud look happy

      • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 9:32 pm

        Have to feel for the fella,this premier league just find you out.

      • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:29 pm

        he looks gutted,tell me this is not happening

    • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      He’s going to the wrong place if you’re hoping for that.

      He doesn’t look overweight

      Hope he goes back to spurs with added confidence

      • Gus September 8, 2017 at 9:18 pm

        He should have stayed in England. Now he gets to play with the yesteryearmen; Bobby Soldier and Robin vP

        • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 11:30 pm

          he wont learn off bobby but he might van pervy

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      Come back strong Vinny!!!

      • AccringtonSpurs September 8, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        He’s toast. Once you’re loaned…

        Maybe Onomah will be the exception

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:31 pm

          I like Vinny
          If he was half a second quicker he would have been fine

          • gus September 8, 2017 at 9:41 pm

            If he knew how to find the back of the onion bag he would have been fine

        • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 9:35 pm

          Try telling Hurry Kane that.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm

            You are going to meet him come the morn

            • Trustee Savings Bank September 8, 2017 at 11:20 pm

              Well at least his bitch irma.

              • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 9, 2017 at 12:04 am

                Time to do Irma before she does you!!!

                I

        • Rich G💣 September 9, 2017 at 11:59 am

          Like Kane you mean

  • OrganicPaper September 8, 2017 at 9:03 pm

    I love Poch. He handles himself impeccably, he is hard and tough on players but is a true developer of anyone with not only talent, but the attitude to back it up.
    You get a sense of genuine comoradary and enjoyment when you see training pics and he clearly has a bond with the most important people at the club, us, the fans.
    He has brought a touch of class to our club and elevated us to something we have been striving for for such a long time.
    We need to won things, of course we do, and we have the best ever chance right now.
    He will leave one day for a mega club, that’s a fact. But for now we have him and Poch is a Yid. COYS!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:35 pm

      I like him too. Think as well we are getting better.I think he promised to head butt Levy and he copped a few players which is good.
      Just niw needs to get the tactics right

  • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Hi everyone. I live in West Palm Beach, FL and our condominium complex is on the water (intracoastal waterway slightly inland from the Atlantic). Our specific unit is tucket away and we have hurricane proof windows – our development was very well built in ’07 pursuant to and surpassing recent and quite strict building codes. It’s a brick shit house.

    So we’re riding this storm out! We’re concerned but prepared. Oh and these storms don’t hit us regularly – last to hit was in ’05.

    • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 6:33 pm

      Good luck Lilywhite hope you’re all ok there

      • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 6:36 pm

        Thank you. We’re 3 floors up, stocked w supplies, cars are safe in our garage, and we even have a very safe windowless vestibule if necessary.

        • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 6:36 pm

          You are prepared.

    • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 6:46 pm

      you sound safe where you are but the biggest threat is the aftermath and breakdown of utilities,at least you can slop out from the turd floor on any despised neighbours.

      • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        Sometimes its power loss, sometimes flooding. Often the issue is not wind based. But we’re prepared.

      • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 6:51 pm

        And our digital power grid is light years ahead of what it was 10 years ago. Of course, no guarantees though…

        • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm

          Lots of well wishes Lily !

        • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm

          Stay safe dude.

        • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm

          Love West Palm Beach.

          • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 6:55 pm

            Proper golfin round them’s there parts. Maybe not this weekend.

            • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 6:57 pm

              Golf heaven. The best clubs in town are dripping w the world’s top players who’ve all seemed to move here recently.

              • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 6:59 pm

                And the best mall in the state.

                • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 7:00 pm

                  Next time, hit me up!

                  • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 7:02 pm

                    Thanks Lilywhite, might well do that.

                    • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 7:15 pm

                      Anytime. Ok I’m off to chase a toddler!

        • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 7:18 pm

          Best of luck.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 7:52 pm

        Mel how are doing?

        • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 8:46 pm

          sitting waiting but glad that the hurricane is not going to be direct in Nassau,can see the sea right now churning and blowing,just going to move my vehicles to higher ground as we are going to get at least a tropical storm,am hoping the power stays on soz I can watch the game on tinternet,banks closed yesterday at 12 pm and caused mayhem shops closed today at 12pm and garages closed last night everything has stopped.Thanks for arksing

          • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 8:47 pm

            wheres donald when you need him

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 9:23 pm

              His hair will magically save all
              Its not about global warming its about noahs flood

    • Harry Hotspur September 8, 2017 at 7:26 pm

      Buckle up knowing we all wish you well – for whatever the hell that might be worth ☺️

      • Lilywhite September 8, 2017 at 10:04 pm

        Thanks guys

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 September 8, 2017 at 7:51 pm

      Good luck Lillywhite
      Hope all is ok
      Its a 4 now
      Stock up on tequila!!!

    • OrganicPaper September 8, 2017 at 9:07 pm

      All the best dude, sounds bloody scary. Hope you stay safe

  • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    I don’t know why the people in the midst of these hurricanes are moaning, ive just had 5 minutes of heavy rain and a rumble of thunder ffs.
    There’s now a puddle on my drive.

    Moan moan moan

    • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 5:35 pm

      Irma is one bad gal, Nilly. Devastating.

      • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:36 pm

        I know mate just being facetious buddy

        Must be awful out there

        Thoughts with all caught in it

        • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 5:40 pm

          I know you were spoofing. Bad deal. We have good friends who live south of Jacksonville, FL., right off of the Atlantic. They have never left home for a hurricane, so they have ridden out a few. They left this morning.

          • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:43 pm

            I’m not sure how people can actually ride this shit out year in year out

            There must come a point where you think enough is enough

            I know most people can’t afford to literally up and leave but this kind of devastation every year must be so stressful

            Total respect to those that do

            • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 5:47 pm

              Florida suffers badly, but it`ll bypass Disney, it always does. Walt and Lucifer struck a deal some time ago.
              I`ve been through a few over there, amazing that it doesn`t do more damage, the houses are built so poorly.

              • melcyid September 8, 2017 at 6:48 pm

                you dont know how right you are about Walt and Lucifer

                • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 6:54 pm

                  Tornados have never touched their land. A few miles away, devastation.

                  • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 8:50 pm

                    Hope you ride it all out ok chaps.

                • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? September 8, 2017 at 8:55 pm

                  Hmmm, yes. Funny how Disney world survives no matter what.

  • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Jimmy Anderson, legend.
    As you were.

    • Caspurs♿️ September 8, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Eggzakerly! Thunderbirds was a classic!

      • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:33 pm

        She was superb in bay watch too and in her home made movie

        • McG ⚽⚽ September 8, 2017 at 5:41 pm

          Good in the x files too.

          • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:44 pm

            Yeah I like David ducovny

          • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:44 pm

            Gillian Anderson originally comes from crouch end

            • McG ⚽⚽ September 8, 2017 at 5:53 pm

              I knew she was English, crouch end eh?! She’s still fit too!

              • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:55 pm

                Yarp

                • East Stand September 8, 2017 at 8:53 pm

                  Speaks in a totally English accent here and an an American one in the States, read an interview with her a cuppla years ago. Thinking man’s crumpet I would say.

  • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    Both Llorente and Aurier have a history of winning and HAVE to possess a winning mentality. No secret why they were acquired.

  • caveman September 8, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Is Sissoko on a plane to Turkey also?

  • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    Vinnie tweet

    “First of all, I would like to thank all the Tottenham Hotspur fans for their ongoing support. I will continue in Istanbul on a season-long loan at Fenerbahce. All the best this season and see you soon! #COYS”

    Hope you come back stronger and become our second top scorer next season. 😀

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 5:06 pm

      Ole 💪

  • caveman September 8, 2017 at 5:03 pm

    Only 22 hours until kickoff.

  • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 4:54 pm

    What a way to introduce yourself and the club. I bet Aurier loves him from the off. Who wouldn’t want to play for a manager like that. Our defence has gone up a few gears for sure. With regards to Fernando, why anyone would have issue with his age ? We want winners and we have another one. He’s a World Cup and Euro Championship winner with Spain. The best national side for some time. Has 3 Serie A titles with Juve (back to back). A Copa Italia and a Europa League winners medal Oh and he bangs in 15 PL goals for lowly Swans. He’s a winner and plays with passion. Couldn’t think of anyone more suitable striker to partner Harry. Swiped him from Chelsea for good measure. Perfecto.

    • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 4:58 pm

      Two things I’d love to see
      1. Pre game and half time huddle on the potch with Poch butting heads with the boys.
      2. DL and Manan dancing Roger Mila/Nobby Stiles Styley when we take a cup or two.

      • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 4:59 pm

        *management

        • maximumspursman September 8, 2017 at 5:01 pm

          And, I presume, ‘pitch’ not ‘potch’ 🙂

          • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 5:03 pm

            Of course, somewhere along these lines. Serge could hold the Poch down if he fancies his chances.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 5:00 pm

        And a tankard of Blood Wine each at half time.

        • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 5:04 pm

          Half time Bulls juice

  • spursmyarse September 8, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    We will do well to draw as I feel The Toffees Backlash is a comin’

  • Shockedspurs September 8, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Having a laugh, you mean walker, trippier doesn’t need to beat someone, he can cross it with them in front of him, just his defending isn’t as good, but for me walker was pony going forward considering his pace

  • Totspurs September 8, 2017 at 4:22 pm

    —————-Loris—————–
    Aurier—-Toby–Verts—Davies
    ———-Dier——-Dembele—–
    –Eriksen—–Kane———Alli—
    —————-Llorente————-

  • Spiderneil September 8, 2017 at 3:44 pm

    So when does Deli Alli get his headbutt?

    • Panama Paul September 8, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      or get his head out of his butt.

  • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    CL again in 5 days, yay!
    Meeting up with buddies, yay!
    Mixing it up with the big boys, yay!
    First opportunity to see new recruits, yay!
    Wembley. Oh well.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Can’t make it … anti-yay!

      • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 4:22 pm

        Very disappointing. What`s the excuse this time? It`s not as if you`ve got far to come.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 4:48 pm

          They’re rolling out the red carpet … and replacing it with laminate flooring, the bastards.

          • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 5:06 pm

            I hope they do it quickly. Underlay, underlay, arriba, arriba.

            • AntSpurs September 8, 2017 at 5:21 pm

              Haha v.good 👌

    • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 5:27 pm

      I’m there

      Working

      • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 5:28 pm

        Dammit, I`d better behave then.

  • Panama Paul September 8, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    I just love Poch’s brutal honesty mixed with Latin charm. I’m sure Vinny is appreciating it as well as he’s sitting on on the plane. I swear Sissoko must be blackmailing Poch . The guy is like Teflon, nothing sticks. Unfortunately that also includes footballs.

  • maximumspursman September 8, 2017 at 3:07 pm

    To MS from an earlier blog: I possibly didn’t make my case very well MS but the point was the excessive ban given nothing charged / proven in a court of law. Please don’t get me wrong, I am not belittling domestic abuse and if he is found guilty down the line then, of course, NFL should action accordingly. I could see Dele being hit with something similar albeit with no hard proof (I think we all know who it was aimed at).
    Anyway, I add my congratulations for your Anniversary celebrations 🙂

    • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 3:16 pm

      Cheers. Did see your reply but didn’t think I needed to add to it. I made the point myself I believe, that I thought without actual proof or criminal charges then Elliott’s ban was excessive – and likely an overreaction stemming from the league failing to deal with other proven/evidence based cases properly previously.

      • maximum spursman September 8, 2017 at 3:51 pm

        +1

  • McG ⚽⚽ September 8, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Tripps expected to be fit for tomorrow. If you were Poch, do you risk him given he hasn’t looked match fit for our opening couple of games, or do you go with Aurier who’s in the groove & just played two internationals, but may poss be a little tired? I think that’s quite a tough call, Poch states Aurier in contention…

    • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      If I were Poch, I`d be far too distracted running my fingers through my hair to worry about incidentals.

    • mattspurs September 8, 2017 at 5:06 pm

      Given our defence runs on organisation and Serge has been with them for one training session I’d bet Trippier starts.

  • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 2:59 pm
  • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 2:58 pm
  • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 2:56 pm

    G’morning chums. Have we signed anyone yet?

  • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 2:54 pm

    MysteriousStranger
    I’m convinced you must have been nicking your wife’s moisturiser before “male grooming” became a thing.
    It’s my 7th wedding anniversary today! I know! She’s still with me, the poor lass.

    Congratulations, bredrin.

    I can only imagine the level of forensic scrutiny your wife was subject to during the exchanging of vows element of your wedding ceremony!

    Hope you have a great day. Maybe some steak and mash potatoes followed by some Angel Delight and finished off with some extra mature cheddar.

    • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 3:20 pm

      Sounds good! Cheers.

      She did all the scrutinising before the event, the vows were amended so that she would never have to obey me. 🙁 Dammit!

  • gus September 8, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Tough, upfront, passionate about his work, Poch rewards those who perform on the training pitch and are willing to be coached. But step out of line and he will f*%k you up and send you packing at the next available time. Great stuff

  • caveman September 8, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    I would hope Aurier will toe the line. He’ll be part of a winning team and what’s not to like about that.

  • Bert Simpkins September 8, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    I read the headline and i stepped in to see the twist. Where’s the knife harry?

  • Tottenham central September 8, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Shame we are not playing at home tomorrow. Wembley has had a nice wetting. I dont know why we dont wet it up to speed it up on match days

    • Ronald Jugg September 8, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      We do – had the sprinklers on for the Burnley game. Barely used the wings though – missing Rose and (hate to say it) Walker too. Rose is one of our best offensive weapons – when he’s not being offensive – and Trippier rarely takes his man on, coming back inside most of the time.

      • Panama Paul September 8, 2017 at 3:21 pm

        “Trippier rarely takes his man on, coming back inside most of the time.”

        So a bit like Walker then, only in slow motion.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 4:18 pm

          But with a better delivery. Winner.

      • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 3:26 pm

        There’s not a pitch in the Premier League or in any top level match that doesn’t get the sprinkler treatment.

        In the lower leagues it’s a different story. Which is why things like this happen.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZGQurj4AUs

        • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 4:19 pm

          😂

  • Tottenham central September 8, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    Just tell him how it is. “You are not bigger than this” neither am I. Any fucking about your gone. Cool to play about though. But not when im talking.

  • Wig September 8, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    This just reinforces my love for Poch. Brilliant quotes

  • 89Spurs 👁 September 8, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    Well done MS great start, bring on toffees.

  • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Jesus, H you on the marching powder today? 😀

    • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 12:57 pm

      Ah, PA Sport. 🤣

    • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      Poch started assessing him from the moment he met him. I can relate to that. I remember meeting you MS and my immediate assessment was you were a one smart SOB, who thought first before he spoke and was not afraid to defend his position. And I enjoyed shooting the breeze with you.

      • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 1:18 pm

        Hope nothing’s changed there! 😀

        I remember meeting you HD and my immediate thought was, “Blimey, this is one seriously tall mofo!” It also became clear to me early on that you were a very smart cookie yourself.

        It was a pleasure to make your acquaintance along with all the others, and I hope we can do it again before we’re all brown bread!

        • Wig September 8, 2017 at 1:22 pm

          “Can you two stop sucking each other off?” said Serge Aurier 😉

          • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 1:25 pm

            “Serge” is obsessed with dick dick dick dick dick, said MS 😂

          • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 2:00 pm

            I`m getting a bit jealous.

            • 💋 September 8, 2017 at 2:47 pm

              I’m getting a bit. Jealous?

              • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 3:15 pm

                That would depend on which bit you`re getting.

        • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 1:29 pm

          “I’ll be back!”

    • Harry Hotspur September 8, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      I wish.

      I’ve decided to outlive all you c***s.

      • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 1:30 pm

        Proud to be old. Never lose that mindset H!

        • Harry Hotspur September 8, 2017 at 1:44 pm

          Don’t talk to me about woman Rigsby.
          It was a woman who brought me to this.
          Before I met her I had a successful business and a contented marriage.
          She took me for every penny.I should have seen through her but I was a fool.
          Now I’m broke and she’s left me, what have you got to say to that ?

          Rigsby :Well I can see 1977 hasn’t been your year.

          • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 1:47 pm

            Next week I am attending my high school class reunion. 50 years. 1967. Yikes. Proud to still be alive.

            • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 2:04 pm

              I’m convinced you must have been nicking your wife’s moisturiser before “male grooming” became a thing.

              It’s my 7th wedding anniversary today! I know! She’s still with me, the poor lass.

              • Still Nil Nil September 8, 2017 at 2:06 pm

                Congrats Mr and Mrs MS

                • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 2:12 pm

                  Cheers. Sadly didn’t buy the anniversary flowers from your old grocer/florists this year – as alas it’s no more. Being turned into another coffee shop.

                  • Freund or Foe September 8, 2017 at 3:05 pm

                    Excellent excuse, I`ll try to remember that next time I forget. ;-D
                    Congrats bud, to the pair of the both of the two of you couple.

              • Horndog September 8, 2017 at 2:08 pm

                Very nice. Congrats.

              • 61SpursNut🌰 September 8, 2017 at 2:10 pm

                Congratulations MR and MRS MS.

                • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 2:13 pm

                  Cheers gents!

                  • caveman September 8, 2017 at 2:24 pm

                    Congratulations MS. Here’s to many more.

                    • MysteriousStranger September 8, 2017 at 2:32 pm

                      🍻