Strange game. We looked to be cruising to a one or two nil win and it turned out to be a 5 goal thriller.
It’s worth giving the much maligned Mark Lawrenson so credit at this point. He’d told us before kick off: “I know Everton are nine games unbeaten in the league, but going to White Hart Lane and continuing that run is a huge ask.”
Look, I want to Dele Alli to do well, but someone needs to sit down with the kid and tell him to gofakhimself with all this handshake business.
It might well be ‘hip’ in a Milton Keynes’ car park after a few cans of high sugar pop, but in front of grown ups in the Premier League it’s a new low in cringe inducing sadness.
Analysis and other gesticulation free wisdom to follow.
Kinda respect the joyless, workman-like commitment to intricate handshake routines pic.twitter.com/DONwEEe5B4
— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) March 5, 2017