Date: 24th March 2017 at 2:31pm
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Good afternoon glory glory-holers; good news from yonder ITK whore Gladys.

That piece in Sport which claimed that the gaffer held a SECRET a meeting with Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu at a restaurant in Barcelona?

This report pivots on your definition of ‘secret’.

Anyone know what I had for breakfast this morning? It happened to be a sausage sandwich made with Waitrose organic ground up and seasoned dead pig and gentle splosh of Ballymaloe Relish.

That was something that none of you knew, but was it really a secret, really? No it wasn’t.

Poch did have a bite to eat with Bartomeu and this is to be no more feared than the bite he also had to eat with Slur Alex that time in old London town.

Poch is going nowhere right now – he’s staying at Spurs – boom boom.

 
Comments
  • richspurs March 24, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    Good ol evening to yous, wonderful, weary, worrysome, wan….
    never thought Lams would make the grade, just too,inconsistent for me. Sissy all huff n puff but not blowing nutting down. Pocho communing with Barca pres probably wanting to know wtf they cant catch the team up top of respective leagues.

  • Frontwheel 2 March 24, 2017 at 6:33 pm

    About time there was a bit of good news in this fucking world.

  • Caspurs♿️ March 24, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    Holy guacamole!
    Just had a taste of the Pastirma, absolutely sumptufakinlicious!

  • Caspurs♿️ March 24, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Ballymaloe Relish?! H you pussy, HP sauce too manly for ya?

    • Harry Hotspur March 24, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      BM beats HP any day pf the week!

      • East Stand March 25, 2017 at 9:06 am

        Oh I do like drop of HP, speshly wiv fish & chips. Not too much, just drop along me gherkin and mushy peas. Yum, hungry now…

  • Caspurs♿️ March 24, 2017 at 4:09 pm

    Oh, my, god!
    Sucuk is the noo soupa food.

    • Spurstacus 💋 March 24, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      Unfortunately named product.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 24, 2017 at 4:16 pm

        Yes, but soooo tasty, if you have a turkish shop near you, youz godda tryit!!

  • Freund or Foe March 24, 2017 at 3:17 pm

    I don`t know why the media would jump to such conclusions. They were clearly meeting to finalise the Messi deal.

    • Panama Paul March 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Swap deal with Lamela going the other way.

      • Freund or Foe March 24, 2017 at 3:29 pm

        He`s been the other way for years. Not that there`s anything wrong…..

        • Panama Paul March 24, 2017 at 3:35 pm

          I read something on NewsNow suggesting that there was a rift between Lamela and the club over delaying an operation but it didn’t specify what sort of operation …

          • Harry Hotspur March 24, 2017 at 3:36 pm

            Cock in or cock out. Life is full of challenges…

          • Frontwheel 2 March 24, 2017 at 6:35 pm

            Belly button piercing.

            • East Stand March 25, 2017 at 9:08 am

              They tuck it in and make a clitoris out of the helmet, that’s what Coco told me anyway…

  • Bruxie March 24, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    He’s the ex-manager of Espanyol.

    The “other” team in Barcelona.

    Barca fans wouldn’t like it.

    Taxi!

    • Bruxie March 24, 2017 at 3:14 pm

      Ho bloody Ho!

      • Harry Hotspur March 24, 2017 at 3:31 pm

        Where ma ho’s be at, nigga?

        • Spurstacus 💋 March 24, 2017 at 3:37 pm

          On holiday wearing hosiery at a ho-down in Ho Chi Minh City. Hopefully.

          • Freund or Foe March 24, 2017 at 3:42 pm

            Holy Fluck.

            • Spurstacus 💋 March 24, 2017 at 3:43 pm

              Hooray, homie!

              • Freund or Foe March 24, 2017 at 3:53 pm

                And where the hell have you been? I doubt you`ll make your quota this month.

                • Spurstacus 💋 March 24, 2017 at 3:56 pm

                  Que?

          • Aussie in Switzerland March 24, 2017 at 4:23 pm

            My favourite city

            • Frontwheel 2 March 24, 2017 at 6:36 pm

              and mine

  • Camus March 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    He loves a free lunch, does Poch.
    Just trots the globe meeting up with the world’s richest footie bosses. Tune in next month as Poch tucks into paella and patatas bravas with Florentino Perez.

  • Harry Hotspur March 24, 2017 at 2:52 pm

    Glad also added that nobody at the club even internally will comment negatively about Sissokp but he’s toast.

    • Horndog 😎 March 24, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      good

      • Camus March 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm

        Ta ta, Sissy. We hardly knew ye.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 24, 2017 at 4:34 pm

          But we knew him too well.

          • Caspurs♿️ March 24, 2017 at 4:38 pm

            He’s like a friend you hoped you’d never have.

        • East Stand March 25, 2017 at 9:10 am

          Waste of the space and time…

    • Panama Paul March 24, 2017 at 3:22 pm

      Of course no one’s saying anything bad. Hurts the re-sale. Levy’s planning on marketing the pilchard as if he was a bluefin tuna

      • baz March 24, 2017 at 3:31 pm

        He is rather good in the pilchard sales department

  • UnkleTaff March 24, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    Anybody who seriously thought this wasn’t the case clearly doesn’t understand the nature of the man.

    • RecaroN17 March 24, 2017 at 2:58 pm

      Are you talking about Harry or Poch.

      • Spurstacus 💋 March 24, 2017 at 3:39 pm

        He said ‘man’, so …

  • Horndog 😎 March 24, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    Good.

  • A waddle and a fork March 24, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    course not

  • SoCalYid March 24, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Cheers