Gotta love an exciting, eye-catching transfer rumour. Nothing quite like it for fuelling a football fantasy. Especially amongst Flat Earthers who, so devoid of genuine reasons to celebrate anything tangible their world contract extensions, a lump of concrete setting with a long metal pole in it are orgasmic events. The mere threat of a Brazilian starlet called Malcom has become a rather raunchy daydream.
This Malcom business is cobblers.
Lyall Thomas, well known schmoozes of the press office at Spurs told us via Sky Sports that there was NO bid made. Moreover the club do not expect much activity at all next month.
Who is this Malcom chap anyway? Who cares! Great prospect! Get him I’m Daniel! Poch know s a winner when he sees one! Levy time!
You sad lonely sea lions.
This Bordeaux ‘attacker’ is another defective no mark from France waiting to sting whichever poor git ends up shelling out for him.
The boy’s in his third season for Bordeaux and he’s scored 15 times in 60 odd appearances. Yet you want to believe that he’s worth up to £40million?
Why do you do it to yourselves?