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Lineker Gets Roasted On Facebook

Lineker Gets Roasted On Facebook

Gary Lineker has somehow confused his prime time football presenter’s gig and being the face of a leading junk food manufacturer with having Dali Llama-like properties that the world desperately needs.

I recently put this too him in a more robust, more succinct manner on Twitter and had my account suspended for a week, and warned very directly that any further home truths aimed at His Royal Smugness would result in permanent ban.

Lineker slithers in that godawful ‘Housewives Choice’ zone; armed with a bullet proof veneer of respectability not to mention teeth, a 365 days a year tan and what producers call an easy manner you could see him discreetly swapping showbiz anecdotes with Alan Titchmarsh at a corporate.

When Gary isn’t eating crisps with his mouth open, he can be found pontificating about refugees on social media. And now, advertising mid-price shirts! Lineker is (at time of publishing) the face of T.M. Lewin.

The brand were clearly delighted to have secured the services of the greasy fingered celeb.

“To Celebrate T.M. Lewin’s Partnership with Gary Lineker, All Shirts £19.95 + Free Delivery. T.M.Lewin were founded in London’s famous Jermyn Street in 1898 and we’ve been making top quality businesswear ever since.”

What could possibly go wrong? Here are a smattering of the comments that the beleaguered shirt company decided not to delete.

 

 

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • shed July 17, 2017 at 6:20 pm

    a great player, good pundit but poor father/husband…taking his boys to demonstrate against the democratically elected leader of another country…wasting our tax money and police time…and then talking about subjects to which he has little to no understanding…the pure hubris is amazing..

  • Aussie in Switzerland July 17, 2017 at 4:02 pm

    How many refugees are living at Gary’s house?

    • Aussie in Switzerland July 17, 2017 at 4:06 pm

      Willing to bet not a single one lives in his suburb……on a brighter note that other virtue signaling cunt, George Clooney, moved back to LA, apparently not safe enough in the U.K.

  • Ufluckinplic July 17, 2017 at 3:32 pm

    How many times did he ‘accidentally’ fall down the stairs Nilly?

    • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      It was a bungalow.
      About 4 flights.

      • Ufluckinplic July 17, 2017 at 4:07 pm

        And each time you graciously helped him up he would headbutt your truncheon repeatedly! Had a annoying petrol bomber in Ireland once who hit a couple of kids with a ‘bad’ throw. 3 times he headbutted my rifle butt.

        Was The Clash playing in the background, ‘I fought the law and the law won’?

      • Yiddo July 17, 2017 at 5:23 pm

        Surely not nil nil anymore eh? One nil. To nil nil. *Trails off lamely*

  • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 3:10 pm

    Hartley
    Gone are the days when the baddies used to say “It’s a fair cop”, this motherfucker will pick on someone his own size one day and get his own face fucked up.

    Ah yes, the 1850s. Good times.

    • Hartley July 17, 2017 at 3:29 pm

      Jack the Ripper says meh.

  • 89Spurs 👁 July 17, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    It’s always the family that I feel sad for. There alway seems no let up in sort of thing, glad that he was hurt during the arrest, and hope that he gets his just rewards, like falling down the stairs.
    This type of people are scum of the lowest order.

  • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    I would just like to say that i am a cunt of the highest order as decreed by a lovely gentleman who lovingly beat his wife to a pulp in front of his kids at 2.34am this morning when I had the nerve to detain him using ‘reasonable force’ and arrest him for his misdemeanours.

    • Hartley July 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      Nowt like blowing you’re own trumpet……’of the highest order’.

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:27 pm

        Not my words Hartley, thems the words of the charming fellow he generously bestowed upon me.

        • Hartley July 17, 2017 at 2:31 pm

          Gone are the days when the baddies used to say “It’s a fair cop”, this motherfucker will pick on someone his own size one day and get his own face fucked up.

          • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:36 pm

            He’s in hospital as we text harts.
            A bit of summary justice was prevailed during the ‘struggle’ in arresting him.

            • Hartley July 17, 2017 at 2:37 pm

              Excellent, I hope he doesn’t get well soon.

              • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:38 pm

                I’ll send him your good wishes!

                • Caspurs♿️ July 17, 2017 at 2:39 pm

                  Hope he can only eat soup for the next 6 months.

                  • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:40 pm

                    Heh!
                    Summink like that!

    • Bruxie July 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      I hope you didn’t fill the “force” form in!

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

        Of course, my actions were very ‘reasonable’.

    • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      Sheesh. Fanks, Nilly. Must be hard to show restraint in those circumstances. Now some oily defence lawyer will bust a nut fighting for his rights.

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

        Yarp.
        Poor woman had her face turned inside out.

        • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:32 pm

          She and the kids have been scarred for life and will live in fear whilst he will have every agency bending over backwards to help him.

          • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:34 pm

            Of course, he’s the real victim here dontchya know?

        • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:46 pm

          ffs.

    • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Dear god. My only shock is that he didn’t make her drink a pint of acid before you got there. The world is burning. Well done for getting stuck in, moosh.

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        Hi H.
        I think if the Neanderthal had half a brain cell he probably would’ve done.
        A nice piece of summary justice was dished out on a plate for him courtesy of the queens constabulary.

        • Caspurs♿️ July 17, 2017 at 2:37 pm

          Bravo Nilly, keep up the good work bud. It’s saddening to know there are are such complete w*nkers around.

          • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:40 pm

            Cheers cas, but there’s more out there than you realise.
            And they literally could be living close by to you

            • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:42 pm

              In the next cell, probably.

        • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:46 pm

          Good man. The absolute scum you have to deal with. Beggars belief, mukka.

    • mikespurs July 17, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      Lord, you have a tough job. Cant imagine dealing with that day in day out. At least here there are no gentlemen swearing at you, just us😉

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:34 pm

        My job is easy compared to the lives some people live for years suffering in silence.
        The only downside is as a response Pc you’re only responding to the incident after it’s happened, and can’t prevent it from happening in the first place.
        Just literally picking up the pieces.
        And when the kids see it day in day out, you then have a vicious circle and it’s seen as normal and they take it into their relationships and can’t see why there’s a problem with such shite behaviour.

    • Freund or Foe July 17, 2017 at 2:36 pm

      Fakinel Nilster. Fakinel.

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:37 pm

        Ope they do FoFty, I’ve got a season ticket for that place when I’m gorn orf this mortal coil

        • Freund or Foe July 17, 2017 at 2:45 pm

          I`m on the waiting list.

    • Sexy Beast July 17, 2017 at 2:43 pm

      I hope you slowly put on the black leather gloves whilst he watched and then gave it to him Sweeny style Nilly 🥊🥊🥊

    • Horndog July 17, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      Atta way big fella. I hope you turned the fucker inside out.

  • Camus July 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    Got no time for Lineker – king of the “no sh*t, Sherlock!” statement.

    In other news, we jet off to the States Wednesday morning. No new signings to benefit from a spot of pre-season training/match-play. Top work, Daniel 👏🏻

    • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:19 pm

      How did the ‘Used To Bes’ get on yesterday?

    • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:21 pm

      Pep gets a footballer for his preseason tour.

      Poch spends the tour being told by Levy that rubbing the cash into his nether regions made him ‘harder than a bucket of viagra’ (allegedly).

      • Hartley July 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

        He’s a footballer now he’s left us?

  • StuSpur July 17, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    There’s a pool of people like lineker, I throw Paul McCartney into the same category.

    I love them both for what they were originally famed for

    • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:15 pm

      Paul McCartney is more a grotesque characiture of himself than Spitting Image could ever have concieved. Truly creepy.

      • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:19 pm

        I get the impression that Stella did a job on Macca, got him to wind in the professional wanker routine.

        Alas Lineker’s most apparent next of kin is some deeply weird brother who has a bar/bar tab in Ibiza.

        • StuSpur July 17, 2017 at 2:22 pm

          Or you could say she did a Stella job 😃
          – I’m here all week

          • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:36 pm

            Ahem.

  • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    I can’t believe Lineker has signed up with them cheap-arse £19.95 shirts. I will have no thing further to do with … wait a sec … I already don’t have anything to do with the sanctimonious, jug-Iugged, wannabe man of the people, barsteward.

    What people like Lineker fail to realise is that were there to ever be a Marxist / Left Wing revolution in this country he’d be amongst the first to be stung up, along with the ghastly Charlotte Church and Lily Allen.

    Hang on … Vive la Révolution!

    • Sexy Beast July 17, 2017 at 2:15 pm

      Power to the people 😂 ……

      • Still Nil Nil July 17, 2017 at 2:17 pm

        Up the tooting popular front

        • Caspurs♿️ July 17, 2017 at 2:25 pm

          • mikespurs July 17, 2017 at 2:27 pm

            Why do marxists always wear that hat?

            • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

              They share a hat? Who knew?

              • mikespurs July 17, 2017 at 2:32 pm

                Ahh, its the same one. Thanks for clearing that up.

  • TheCincinnatiYid July 17, 2017 at 1:58 pm

    Suspended for a week. My my. Now you know how it feels.

    • 💋 July 17, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      Suspended for a week by his testicles. Now *that’s* what I call a suspension.

      • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:16 pm

        It was a tiny little noose.

    • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:12 pm

      Not really Cinny, I hadn’t been emailing him everytime his blog wasn’t working for months on end, nor did I incorporate some tale about my wife being poorly when the incessant emails Twitter messages were outed.

      It was a one off, ‘have you ever tried eating with your mouth closed, you cunt?’

      • TheCincinnatiYid July 17, 2017 at 2:42 pm

        Harry, I’ve always admired your wit and I thoroughly enjoy your blog or I wouldn’t be here. I am sorry that you took what I thought to be friendly efforts to let you know that there were connectivity issues across the pond from time to time negatively. I was only trying to be helpful.

        As for my wife and the “tale” I was in the middle of a catastrophe that led to her enduring 4 hours of spinal surgery from which she has yet to fully recover. We are off to the doctors’ later this morning for a follow up.

        I share your feelings about Levy and ENIC. Let’s let bygones be bygones and await what I hope will be a splendid season for Spurs.

        • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:44 pm

          Cinny, you’re doing it again. Intertwining your wife’s health with your endless barrage of ‘is the server broke’ communications when the two are distinctly unrelated.

          “I was only trying to be helpful.”

          Wrong.

  • Caspurs♿️ July 17, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    There’s no business like show business like no business I know…🎵

  • Yiddo July 17, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    I recently put this too him in a more robust, more succinct manner on Twitter and had my account suspended for a week, and warned very directly that any further home truths aimed at His Royal Smugness would result in permanent ban.

    This feels like de ja vu.

    • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 1:39 pm

      Heh. We can now now add ‘habitual grass’ to his CV.

      How fragile the little bitch is, eh?

      • Freund or Foe July 17, 2017 at 1:45 pm

        Funny that. I`ve got `grass habit` on mine.

        • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:08 pm

          Beneath the photo of Shirley Temple with a moustache drawn on.

          • Freund or Foe July 17, 2017 at 2:21 pm

            • Harry Hotspur July 17, 2017 at 2:28 pm

              Ah, you’ve got one of those new passports

  • richspurs July 17, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    Them shirts they cheap. Here in good ol SA, over £40. I dont’t like the quality, anyway.

  • JuandeInternational July 17, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    Ah, a shirt retailer. Misunderstood the meaning of roasted.

  • Bruxie July 17, 2017 at 12:46 pm

    England doing well at cricket!

    • Sexy Beast July 17, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      Yo Bruxie, did you get your seating sorted with your mates?

      • Bruxie July 17, 2017 at 1:25 pm

        Yep! Ticket office were brilliant! West Stand. Hope they are as accomodating next time!

        • Sexy Beast July 17, 2017 at 1:45 pm

          All that stressing over nothing!

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