Date: 25th January 2018 at 8:25pm
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Gladys understands that Lucas Moura has been offered to more people by Paris St Germain than a 2 legged Lurcher at Battersea Dogs Home called Sutcliffe.

The Bald Weirdo has seized upon what he perceives as this weakness and told the French Giants that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club may swoop – but only at the death of this transfer window!

As ever with the Bald One, fundamental flaws abound. The Spurs squad needs some credible depth. The Academy guano is done. Over. Finished. Only WendySpurs continues to peddle the myth. Yet still we are pondering 3rd rate options… as if there were not a care in the world.

OGC Nice are supposed to be also half keen on the boy Moura, and one can only believe that this unremarkable player may well remain in France.

Moura is supposedly listed at so and so money however Glad is convinced that Levy’s interest is fuelled by the fact that PSG will be agreeable to prolonged terms – as per the Aurier transfer.

 
Comments
  • caveman February 3, 2018 at 6:20 pm

    I do hope when Lucas eventually plays, he doesn’t keep losing the ball. If that happened and he was easily dispossessed, we might be looking at a replacement for Andros Townsend.

  • East Stand February 3, 2018 at 11:30 am

    If we play at Anfield the same way we did against Utd at Wembley we could get done.

    Liverpool are a team that get up for the top six games and their only tactic is high press and attack. The main problem is our fullbacks, their pace one on one could be a bit of an issue.

    We’d be better sitting in a bit for the first half and let Klopp’s high profile home fixture inspired, pressing lunacy to burn itself out a bit.

    Our record there isn’t good, I’ll take a point now and let Klopp fuck up until the end of the season…

  • David Dillenberg February 3, 2018 at 9:50 am

    What a rabble!

    Protesters disrupted a talk by North East Somerset Conservative MP Jacob Rees Mogg at the University of West England in Bristol. They confronted Mr Rees-Mogg in heated scenes, also involving students from the university.

    • David Dillenberg February 3, 2018 at 9:52 am

      Over and out

    • Lord Croker February 3, 2018 at 5:06 pm

      Momentum Brownshirt Corbynistas. They dont like open fair bebates about the high line and pressing tactics.

  • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 11:07 am

    New (port) Blog

  • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 10:55 am

    I think Moura is a good player. No genius. But very good.He has very good balance and moves the ball quickly and goes forward. This will make a change. If Moura joins and Dele can start working hard,Eriksen gets focused we have a chance. WE still need an upgrade on Dembele in my opinion.

    • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 10:56 am

      I would buy this kid Accy linked. Frenkie de Jong. Excellent for Dembeles position

    • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 10:59 am

      and please dont sign Diwara. He is another Wanyama/Dembele. Limited.

      • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 11:00 am

        * LImited going forward

  • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 10:52 am

    gloster1861
    Speaking to my Spurs/Newport County supporting neighbour this morning, he tells me he hopes to God that Kane doesn’t play as he fears that Newport’s right back Pipe will target him for a kicking. Apparently he did time for assault and is an animal. In addition, he says the pitch is poor, “like a ploughed field”.

    The only reason for Kane to play is Pochs fear

  • ronwol196061 January 26, 2018 at 10:50 am

    When Roma came to Toronto I watched the game albeit on TV (against Toronto) it was a friendly and we had already signed Lamela. He looked as spaced as he does with us and did little.Ran awkward and had not great control. Pjanic on the other hand was fantastic picked up balls early in his own half and moving it down the field.
    Really dont these schmuck scouts look.

  • Digiyid January 26, 2018 at 9:54 am

    Roma ain’t got a lot to piss in neither has inter.

    • Freund or Foe January 26, 2018 at 10:26 am

      They don’t need a lot, a pot would do just fine.

  • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 9:16 am

    12.5% of Lamela’s goals for us were rabonas.

  • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 8:58 am

    What is the origin of these stories about Lamela going to Italy then?

    • Accy January 26, 2018 at 9:09 am

      Football Italia website says we have offered him back to Roma with Franco Baldini as mediator.

      I believe it will happen in summer.

      • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 9:13 am

        Blimey, Baldini to get paid again for Lamela, this time back to Italy.

      • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 9:13 am

        Shame Lamela wasn’t on a ‘sale or return’ basis.

  • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 8:52 am

    Speaking to my Spurs/Newport County supporting neighbour this morning, he tells me he hopes to God that Kane doesn’t play as he fears that Newport’s right back Pipe will target him for a kicking. Apparently he did time for assault and is an animal. In addition, he says the pitch is poor, “like a ploughed field”.

  • Accy January 26, 2018 at 8:28 am

    Lamela on BBC Breakfast right now

    • Freund or Foe January 26, 2018 at 8:38 am

      BBC Italia?

    • Accy January 26, 2018 at 8:45 am

      BBC South East?

      • Freund or Foe January 26, 2018 at 9:18 am

        Ah, Bari. Thanks mate.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 26, 2018 at 7:45 am

    Jim,Newry Spur.
    I think it was a Sunday Times article, I’ll try and track it down.

    I will donate £50 to your local Samaritans if you can find anything that was published (by a reputable news outlet) to support this ridiculous claim of yours, and I will apologise for challenging you.

    Here’s a good place to start researching Roma’s attitude (at the time) towards 21 goals in 67 Roma appearances, Lamela:

    https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/429186/Roma-admit-Italian-interest-in-Erik-Lamela-forced-them-to-sell-to-Tottenham

  • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 7:44 am

    Jim,Newry Spur.
    Molly was Victorian slang for a male sex worker.

    And a Jade was a Victorian street walker. This still goes through my mind if I meet someone called Jade.

    • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 26, 2018 at 7:46 am

      Feckin ‘male sex worker’!

    • Aussie in Switzerland January 26, 2018 at 11:04 am

      I always think of children being abused when I hear the name Arsene

  • Still Nil Nilinho January 26, 2018 at 7:44 am

    BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm
    aristotle
    The original report is from the Italian media.

    Verbatum: cosi fan tutti pavarotti parmegiano bastardo Lamela quatre staggione Dr Oetker dolmio Roma.

    Eth eth eth eth eth
    Chrissy Waddle scorchio

    • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 7:48 am

      Vienetta formagio prosecco fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fe fer.

  • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 26, 2018 at 7:21 am

    gloster1861
    The regular bloggers pre match. (One for Spurts to appreciate)
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    My dad and I watched one of their C4 sketches many years ago which featured to Jocks talking about the name Tel, short for Terry, short for Terrence, and whether Mel Gibson’s real name was Merrence! I think they were in a gents outfitters.

    It affected us so much we still call each other Mel, Merry or Merrence from time to time. Ah, small pleasures.

    • gloster1861 January 26, 2018 at 7:39 am

      Glad to revive sweet memories Spurts!
      Much underated comedy IMHO.

    • Merrenceyid January 26, 2018 at 10:59 am

      Nice story

  • Mudslider January 26, 2018 at 3:27 am

    im so calm

  • BARD January 26, 2018 at 12:22 am

    Accy
    Pjanic

    Pjanic buys. Our speciality.

    • Gus January 26, 2018 at 1:20 am

      End lots

  • Accy January 26, 2018 at 12:17 am

    Here’s a fun fact I learned from watching a Countdown clip:

    The word, “meat” used to mean ALL food. The morning was called ‘before meat,’ and the afternoon, ‘after meat.’ Vegetables were called, ‘green meat.’

    Additionally, the word “deer,” was used to refer to ANY animal. It was only later some unspecific amount of time ago that it more specifically came to mean the deer that we use it to mean.

    #mindBlown

    • UnkleTaff January 26, 2018 at 12:43 am

      Indeed. Hence the term “meat and drink” which originally simply meant solid and liquid food.

    • Willie! January 26, 2018 at 1:36 am

      Fascinating, linguistics is full of suprises. If you called something “green meat” now, we’d all think it was rancid beef or you had a kiny Incredible Hulk fetish.

      • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 26, 2018 at 6:55 am

        Or you were someone’s bitch newly arrived on the wing.

  • Caspurs♿️ January 26, 2018 at 12:13 am

    For those who like their big stadium video screens, the ones at NWHL will be as big as a tennis court.

    • Accy January 26, 2018 at 12:14 am

      I like that fact.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 26, 2018 at 12:14 am

        Yep.

        • Caspurs♿️ January 26, 2018 at 12:16 am

          The two in the north stand will be slightly smaller.

          • Accy January 26, 2018 at 12:17 am

            The size of a Kabbadi court?

            • Caspurs♿️ January 26, 2018 at 12:20 am

              If you say so.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 26, 2018 at 12:05 am

    Eric Lamela will be like a new signing when he comes back. *for Roma or Inter.

  • mole ster⚽️ January 26, 2018 at 12:03 am

    Another frogs leg Johnny who we have no idea about .Bargain bucket transfer action again if you don’t fancy anything ,you see save the money ,and spend early in the summer.Try to make a purchase of a key signature that we actually know .that will make a positive addition to the squad.Its ok mate he’s cheap ,yes levy mate and so are you more millions wasted.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 26, 2018 at 12:09 am

      Problem is our chairman hibernates until august 31st. He’s like a rubbish bear.

      • Hartley™ January 26, 2018 at 12:11 am

        A womble?

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 26, 2018 at 12:12 am

          Ha! Bald womble.

      • Accy January 26, 2018 at 12:13 am

        This summer it’ll have to be August 12th – window shuts before first game of the season…

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 26, 2018 at 12:16 am

          My God we don’t stand an earthly…..

  • Accy January 25, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    The way we were molly coddling him its like he was the second coming. Now its back to Italy now or summer. 💁

    Summer

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:57 pm

      Sensible. Still bit bizarre after all the drama. Anti climax Eric.

  • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:54 pm

    Having read the link from Cas on MALKY MALKS he ticks all the boxes and is just the type of player we need,if it is true and it is a long in depth write up (pwobably his mum ) he is a player we really could do with in the trenches.

    • Accy January 25, 2018 at 11:55 pm

      Moura now
      Malcom Summer
      Lamela Out Summer
      Right Wing sorted.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:43 pm

    Molly was Victorian slang for a male sex worker.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:47 pm

      That’s him. Arsehole like a wizards sleeve.

    • gavlav January 25, 2018 at 11:48 pm

      Always wondered why they called me Molly on here.

      • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:55 pm

        good golly, or is that racist

        • gavlav January 26, 2018 at 12:01 am

          Not unless you put in on a jar of jam

          • melcyid January 26, 2018 at 12:04 am

            or on a badge holding a saxaphone or a guitar

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    The way we were molly coddling him its like he was the second coming. Now its back to Italy now or summer. 💁

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      *there is a spelling error afoot

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        Molly coddling is Lamela’s cleaning lady.

        • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:31 pm

          LOL

        • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:31 pm

          Its his alter ego. By night.

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm

            THATS what all the bother was about…..

            • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:38 pm

              That would definitely be a football first, to go along with first nonleague FA Cup Winners, first English team to win a European trophy.

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:42 pm

                Never let it be said we ain’t up with the HSBC community or whatever the feck it is.

                • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:44 pm

                  😁

            • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:40 pm

              She’s a sight to behold is Molly Coddler. Rumour has it that she’s a regular late night visitor to Daniel’s mansion.

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:41 pm

                The plot thickens…..

                • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:42 pm

                  A few things do.

                  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:43 pm

                    Devient Dan.😨

              • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:45 pm

                Daniels mansion is that a code word.

                • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:50 pm

                  FACT: Molly Coddling is a perfect anagram of Eric Lamela. You couldn’t make this shit up.

                • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:51 pm

                  ☺ there are plenty of, gain entry to back passage type jokes that could be done….but I am better than that.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm

      He was supposed to have cost 30 mill in English pound notes, though his royal Hness maintains that was a made up number.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:35 pm

        Sissoko range.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:40 pm

      I think a Molly was Victorian slang for a male prostitute.

  • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm

    aristotle
    The original report is from the Italian media.

    Verbatum: cosi fan tutti pavarotti parmegiano bastardo Lamela quatre staggione Dr Oetker dolmio Roma.

    • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      Sounds about right.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    Seriously though. Really? We spent a year or more doing, whatever the fuck we were doing with Lamela, and he comes back, finally, after all the trouble the rumour the pay the training photos doctored not doctored the hips the drugs the brother the transgender op….he finally put a Spurs shirt on and now he’s off back to Roma. I can’t quite believe what goes on at this circ de sole excuse for a club. 😱

    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 11:17 pm

      He had to get fit to be saleable merchandise. Otherwise he’d have gone for scrap value.

    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 11:18 pm

      Anyhow, you know the rules. Sell to buy.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:21 pm

        We should av let the Italians deal with him a year ago. Tricked em at first.

        • Gus January 25, 2018 at 11:31 pm

          Is he gone for sure? If it means Poch can spend on a player he wants great. If it means money for Daniel to dip into the bargain bin then bah

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:34 pm

            No. It surely won’t happen in Jan. They’d have to be mad. Anyway if we sold Levy would just spend the money on bath toys.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:18 pm

      Sounds more like a rest home for troubled yoofs.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:23 pm

        Levy’s Borstal. You never know….he may find a 20 30 40 mill player from it.

    • MysteriousStranger January 25, 2018 at 11:20 pm

      Is that why all the recent reports on Newsnow are linking him to a summer move to Inter? Cos he’s off back to Roma?

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:22 pm

        That’l be less silly.

    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:22 pm

      Erik Lamela.
      5 years
      93 EPL games
      8 goals

      17 games and 1 goal since May 2016.

      Time is up

      • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:23 pm

        Five years, hard to believe.

      • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 11:25 pm

        Aye, but in his proper job behind the make-up counter at Selfridges he’s sold 17,000 lipsticks, 8,500 perfumes and 4 knock off strapadicktome’s.

        • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:28 pm

          And no fridges. Typical.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:28 pm

      I recall reading after he was sold that Roma were astonished we wanted him , they thought we had come for someone else, can’t remember the other player’s name.

      • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        Malema?

        • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:47 pm

          I think it was a Sunday Times article, I’ll try and track it down.

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:29 pm

        Vega………..

      • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:30 pm

        Totti

        • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:48 pm

          Definitely wasn’t Totti.

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 11:47 pm

        Pjanic

        • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:58 pm

          thats him

  • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    The regular bloggers pre match. (One for Spurts to appreciate)

  • Billerickyvilla January 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm

    Mystic Megs Spurs transfer prediction:
    Sessegnon bought – loan back to Fulham
    Malcom bought – loan back to Bordeaux
    Moura bought

    • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:42 pm

      That reads more like Sceptic Peg..

      • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

        Septic peg sounds really really nasty. Off to the STD clinic.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 10:48 pm

      Champions League is nailed on if you’re correct.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      I predict Spurs will travel over water to a far country shortly, I see a short bald man in our future, and money loads of money.

      • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm

        I used to be a loadsamoney plasterer before loadsamoney was on tv. bish bosh

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm

          Wap your wad on the counter………………….

          • The Long Good SPURTSday 💋 January 26, 2018 at 7:29 am

            Shout your mouf!

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 25, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    BARD
    Aurier was a mistake. He hasn’t and won’t improve us.

    I think Aurier is a bad ass mo fo. Love the guy. I am a bit late to the last two days blog drama. Out of town but trying catch up. Aurier for Captain. That ought to fire up the troops.

    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      I think Aurier got hurt in the last game. Misses the cup.

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 25, 2018 at 10:37 pm

        Damn, does that mean he won’t be Capt?

        • BARD January 25, 2018 at 10:44 pm

          Reckless tackler. I’ll disciplined positionally. No pace. Average delivery from wide areas. What’s not to like. Future captain.

          • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:48 pm

            No pace? I think that is harsh.

          • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 10:49 pm

            Has pace.

        • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:48 pm

          In your heart maybe HD. I can see you like a no nonsense swash buckler.

          • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:50 pm

            ooh Pat Van den hauwe……..

            • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

              Who was that lunatic back we got from Wimbledon?

              • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

                Ben Thatcher the milk snatcher………..

                • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

                  That’s him.

                  • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:00 pm

                    Terry Naylor anyone?……

                    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm

                      Never forgotten.

                    • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:05 pm

                      Danny Thomas please.

                    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:05 pm

                      Please, hang on to I lay down I’m having flashbacks.

                    • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm

                      yippeee wot a geezer

                    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm

                      Neil McNab.

              • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:54 pm

                Ben …

              • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 11:05 pm

                Oyvind leonardson

                • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:11 pm

                  John Chedozie

                  • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:13 pm

                    Wish your gf was hot like me

                    • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:13 pm

                      John Che

                  • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 11:16 pm

                    Rings a bell, a tiny bell.

                    • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:17 pm

                      Speak for yourself

                • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 11:20 pm

                  Don McAllister.

                  Handy with his fists as I saw in action when I was right down the front. Not one for today’s video replays.

          • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 25, 2018 at 11:00 pm

            The Captain bit was on the joke side. I like the cut of his jib, he’s sturdy, I think he has more pace than normal and for me his positioning is getting better. He is coming around. That is my view.

            • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 11:03 pm

              So much material HD…

            • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm

              aurier will get better with a little more love from the terraces

              • BARD January 25, 2018 at 11:22 pm

                Aurier will get sent off in a big game in Feb. You heard it here first.

                • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm

                  I’m deaf.

                  • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:30 pm

                    What?

                    • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 25, 2018 at 11:42 pm

                      I just not hearing Bard. Sometimes I am a bit stubborn Aristotle but I see something in Aurier, not completely sure why but he’s got a take no prisoners attitude and I like that.

                    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:44 pm

                      I like Aurier. He’s raw but not too dissimilar to Danny Rose in attitude and application.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Nobody wants to let players settle in, get used to Premier League pace, improve with better coaching five games in and they want you to pack your bags.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    As suggested down there if this dude comes in and Lamela goes out that completely defeats the point. If we are planning that then just don’t bother. We need options ffs. No more outgoings our squad is effing skeletal. 1 or 2 in. Zero out.

    • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      HITC, & not sure Poch would want Lamela gone quite so soon, who knows?! Nearly everything’s bullsh*t these days!

      • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm

        Here! I can’t write H I & T C without getting moderated!

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:33 pm

        The original report is from the Italian media.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 10:37 pm

        Hope it is bullshit. If an attacking option goes out in Jan we truly are being run by lunatics. Lamela, after all that shit the last year…on and on, then to just naff off back to Roma….well, its a panto. Out of season.

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:40 pm

          Ultimately Lamela’s not good enough though is he? If only we had kept Siggy and jogged him on back in the day……….

          • Accy January 25, 2018 at 10:46 pm

            I will be celebrating with a bottle of the coop’s finest brut cava the day we get shot of that banana-footed **** ****

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm

            He’s played about 60 minutes. Its all we got. He could still be some use, he’s been out for aions. Summer if he must go.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      I have always liked Lamela, aggressive, puts it all in, sorry if he goes. Maybe it’s more than football related.

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 10:53 pm

        hmmn…

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

        I knew after his first appearance in the away game at The Emirates against them, as a sub, that he wasn’t up to it. I have seen little to suggest my original opinion was wrong in the 4.5 years since Erik arrived. Many have apologised for him but I just can’t see it. Gets booked just about every time he makes a tackle and Spurs never seem to prosper when he is in the team. Out of his depth in the EPL in my opinion.

  • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    Dear oh dear. ‘The Nish Report’ currently airing on BBC 2 has mistaken sarcasm for wit in its continual lambasting of Brexit and Trump.

    Silly finger pointing at what they think are easy targets that will titillate the Metropolitan chattering dinner party set.

    Really poor stuff.

    • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:31 pm

      Yep. Utter drivel.

      • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:33 pm

        Knee jerk crapola.

        • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:38 pm

          I cringed outwardly when the trailers (?) were being shown.

        • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:47 pm

          One of the things killing TV/Radio comedy at the moment is the insistence that there be at least one woman on every programme.

          There are so few genuinely funny women comics, actually, there aren’t that many genuinely funny funny dudes, either, I suppose.

          Appalling. And the ones that dominate the scene all tell variations of the same jokes.

          Morwenna Banks is a funny sort. If you don’t know who she is imagine a funny Miranda Hart.

          • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:51 pm

            I know and love Morwenna. Absolutely, it’s true, it’s true!

            • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

              Banks had a superb sketch/impressions tv show. She was excellent, really talented.

              But who do we have comstantly rammed down our froats? Susan friggin Calman! So!eone totally devoid even the merest smidge of funny about her.

              • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:07 pm

                All the modern TV is so contrived I just can’t watch it anymore. Every programme has it’s quota of minority groups and an obvious agenda. Honest drama is thin on the ground and the BBC are the worst offenders. The license fee should be revoked imho. It cannot be justified in these days of austerity and food banks. If the BBC was monthly subscription at £14 per month who would pay it?

                Utter fucking shite on the whole with the exception of the odd Jimmy McGovern production and MOTD.

                Ant and fucking Dec, reality tv, Essex wankers, cooking bollocks. Fuck off.

                I ask you……….

                • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 11:19 pm

                  Morwenna is lovely and voices on peppa pig too.

                  Sadly her choice of partner leaves something to be desired.
                  Namely David cunty baddiel

                  • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 11:26 pm

                    Alright Nilly. Pissing myself here that you have referenced Peppa Pig without the slightest hint of irony……. How are things on the front line squire? 😉

    • melcyid January 25, 2018 at 11:18 pm

      bunch of weak minded sychophants

  • Sexy Beast January 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm

    I think we should just sign Jason Puncheon and be done with it.

    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      He’s out of our league.

    • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      This lad for 22 mil, not CL tied?? What’s not to like???

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:14 pm

        unproven in the EPL? One footed?

        • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:17 pm

          Are you saying all our current players are two footed?

          • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:21 pm

            No Glos but good defenders will keep him on his left which is only any good for standing on. I suppose what I am saying is that Moura may only be effective in certain games in the EPL.

            • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:30 pm

              At the moment a fit player would be an improvement.

              • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:32 pm

                We are desperate for an improvement on Lamela. We know Lamela’s limitations and Moura may give us something different if not better.

        • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:17 pm

          So he wobbbles a bit, no wonder he’s not played in the Prem. If you’re hoping for better than this, your expectations need lowering. Levy will have this tied up in no time!!

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:19 pm

          Moura shows quite a bit of the ball to defenders which he might not get away with every week against better players. It’s a gamble but one worth taking, especially on loan.

    • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:49 pm

      His missus is very. ice looking, much better looking than him.

  • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Accy
    19 goals and 11 assists last season in = 38.5 matches

    Those are really good stats, & taking a look him, I’d say he’s exactly what we need.

    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:18 pm

      He can’t be worse than Sissoko. Or Nkoudou.

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:22 pm

        Have you no hope for Georgie?

        • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:26 pm

          Don’t think he’ll be back.

          • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:28 pm

            I thought he was a bit unlucky tbh. 9 appearances in 18 months, mostly as a late sub, and I can’t say he ever had a mare. If he does well at Burnley he might come back better for the experience.

            • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 10:31 pm

              But Vincent Janssen got the same confidence draining treatment. I recall we were three up in a match and Poch brought him on for the final four minutes. That was in effect a slap in the face. When that happens you know the player is toast.

              • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:37 pm

                Poch is hard to understand sometimes but I think he only gives players a chance who work hard in training and conform to his methods. If you step outside of his criteria he lets you go. Poch wants players with the right attitude. I was bemused about Bentaleb but what has he done since?

  • McG ⚽️ ⚽️ January 25, 2018 at 10:06 pm

    So he’s been shown round the gaf today, I’d say that’s as good as in the bag then..

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2018/01/25/tottenham-show-lucas-moura-around-training-ground-consider-bid/

    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      Not in the bag. Levy will try to get him on loan until the end of the season and this will be conditional to Baldini getting Lamela to Roma.

    • Erik January 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Mane was also shown around ‘the gaf’, but legged it when Levy offered him the minimum wage.

  • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:56 pm

    And another thing, he wants out, coz he wants to play ball, he cud sit there and get paid for fuck all but he wants out to play!

  • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    Moura is 25, if he does ok for three season you would get at leat 20 mill back on him. No brainer! He’s better than anyone we have to bring on

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      “if”being the operative word!
      Adios amigos

      • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:58 pm

        You said winks would be future captain yesterday so your opinion does not count on here anymore!

        No more of that cods wallop 😉

        • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 10:09 pm

          Don’t think it’s your decision what doesn’t count on here, Willy.

          • Willy Juice January 26, 2018 at 7:45 am

            Think again pal

            • Freund or Foe January 26, 2018 at 8:31 am

              Ok, will do. I think that if we were to take a general consensus of this blogs population on who’s opinion is more valuable, DD’s or yours, you’d come in 2nd place.
              Would you like this to be tested?

    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      I agree with this. He is quick and would be good off the bench in comparison to our limited options.

      • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:58 pm

        Correct

  • Sexy Beast January 25, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    So Levy likes him Pooch lees so?
    I’ll give Pooch one year in the new Gaff and then he will be off to Madrid with Kane following, with a stampeed for the exit door soon after. Then back to trying to qualify for the Turdsday night cup…….

    • Sexy Beast January 25, 2018 at 9:45 pm

      Less*

    • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:49 pm

      Good. It’s about time normality was restored, these rising expectations just seem to make everyone angry. I think Gerry Francis is free?

      • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:50 pm

        Not quite free. Buy one get one free.

        • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:53 pm

          Can we pay for the one in instalments?

          • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:53 pm

            Pay nothing for 6 months.

            • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:55 pm

              Why not use a cheap manager comparison site?

              • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 10:00 pm

                There you go. Bring some science into it.

                • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 10:10 pm

                  Nothing wrong with science.

            • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:56 pm

              That’ll do. Then we can sack him and get Tiimy back, he’ll be so desperate by then he’ll do it for peanuts.

      • Sexy Beast January 25, 2018 at 10:04 pm

        Bring back Martin Jol

    • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:51 pm

      Poch plays dopesoko every week so fuck his opinion the stupid mutton head

  • Øivind Lundberg January 25, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    Like the Sanchez, Vertonghen, Eriksen, Toby, Lloris deal it does not matter shit what other clubs offer or are interested. If the player has his mind set for spurs, levy will not go into any bidding war. He will only offer what he / pochetino thiks is fair. That’s why the transfer drags out, coz the selling club always want more dealing with Levy. And I’m glad it’s not like CM, where you get whoever as long as you offer enough money.

  • Nicky Read January 25, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    This is not a joke, I read that Sissoko has gone on loan till the end of the season.

      • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:35 pm

        Fake news!

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:36 pm

          Like Corbyn to be Labour Party leader? I remember your views on that one DD. How long did he have? A week you said didn’t you?

          • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm

            Yep admit amongst others got that one wrong!!

            • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:39 pm

              Well done. I like honesty. It’s a redeeming quality that tories just don’t have…….

              • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:42 pm

                I am pinning my faith in Jacob Rees-Mogg!

                • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:45 pm

                  Still no real honesty here…

                • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm

                  he will never be P.M. Not because he is a tit. He is a papist therefore it is very unlikely.

                  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:49 pm

                    I can see him holding such lofty posts as Home Secretary or Foreign Secretary?

                    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:52 pm

                      Gerry Francis!? We would still retain a flicker of hope, best get Christian Gross back.

                    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:52 pm

                      He will be a revelation for about six weeks. Then sacked as a highly educated foppish Numbskull. Don’t mistake a very good education for intelligence.

                    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:58 pm

                      Not for long though. Corbyn will be PM in 18 months time and the gravy train will be over for the ‘wealth creators’. Can’t wait for the re-nationalisation of the utilities outside of the E.U.

                      The revolution is here comrades…….

    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      Give us a bloody link then.

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:37 pm

      • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm

        Get yer link out, get yer link out, get yer link out for the lads

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm
          • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:45 pm

            Teehee, seen it. One of my faves actually, I’m a big Mellow Johnny’s fan.

            • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:59 pm

              I always prefered a ribbed one myself.

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Fronted by David Dimbleby
    QT Panel this eve.
    Panellist Michael Forsyth
    Panellist Chris Williamson
    Panellist Fiona Hyslop
    Panellist Maggie Chapman
    Panellist Peter Oborne

    • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:31 pm

      They’re all panellists? Whodathunkit.

      • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:37 pm

        Strange first names, oh well..

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:32 pm

      Altnnative Panel
      Gaby Logan
      Kelly Kates
      Liz Hurley
      Jemmima Khan
      Louise Redknapp.

      • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:33 pm

        Aren’t they panellists?

        • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:57 pm

          They run a firm of curtain wall installers.

  • BARD January 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Accy
    http://rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/mercato-lucas-a-rencontre-le-president-de-tottenham-1358410.html

    So we want loan with option to buy. They said no. Levy likes him. Poch less so. Wages reportedly an issue too. Our transfer dealings continue to be a fucking mess.

    • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:26 pm

      If it gets Lamela out the door it will be worth it…………………

      • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:28 pm

        Evening, Tosh.

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:30 pm

          salut

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      Blame our scouting network. Presumably we have one?

      • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:44 pm

        There’s a door marked Chief Scout but the actual names are all scratched out with a bayonet.

        • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:52 pm

          Maybe Sissoko is the chief scout?

    • Willy Juice January 25, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      Poch doesn’t like him, but he likes sissoko! That poch fella is the stupidest cunt going

      • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:50 pm

        Maybe Sissoko is the chief scout?

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? January 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    My visits to the dentist for brutal teeth extractions were smoother than a Levy transfer window.

  • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    Caspurs♿️
    I see Phoenix Patterson has replaced your Coric obsession DD.

    Phoenix Patterson:

    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm

      Gonna need a stronger pole.

      • BARD January 25, 2018 at 9:25 pm

        Lewandowski.

      • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:29 pm

        Haha. Just noticed the 4inch cast iron pipeage.

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      Whats he actually performing?

      • BARD January 25, 2018 at 9:26 pm

        Flossing

      • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:30 pm

        That picture was taken in a fine old traditional pub in Oxford. Somewhere near the old Polytechnic…

        • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:36 pm

          Have frequented several pubs in Oxford it does look familiar!!

          • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:40 pm

            Does Hooters still exist?

            • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:53 pm

              There’ll always be hooters. (OYO)

          • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:40 pm

            Is that how you know it’s a bloke?

            • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm

              Is it a bloke?

              • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm

                That’s what you said..

        • BARD January 25, 2018 at 10:00 pm

          I attended that fine establishment. The Poly not the pub.

          • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 10:05 pm

            Ditto: Lady Spencer Churchill College at Wheatley campus.

            • BARD January 25, 2018 at 10:36 pm

              It was a dump really. 85 to 89. I dissed on the Cowley Road.

              • BARD January 25, 2018 at 10:37 pm

                Dossed too

          • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 10:36 pm

            Really? Oh, hard cheese. Still, you haven’t turned out too bad. Have you?

            • BARD January 25, 2018 at 10:39 pm

              I leave that to others to decide.

  • aristotle January 25, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Moura would be a gamble. Predominantly right footed but he is quick and has an eye for goal. Averaged 13 goals in the previous 3 seasons. If Lamela goes then Moura is probably an improvement. United were heavily linked before they got Sanchez. I would rather spend the money on Maddison from Norwich but it could be ok. 50 50.

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Come on chaps if Moura was any good he would be a regular in the PSG side?

    • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:39 pm

      He was. Neymar and Mbappe have to play at that cost.

  • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Is this a genuine quote from Poch’s book? Anyone read it??

    “1 September. The transfer window has closed and Sissoko’s signing was confirmed late last night while I am spending my last hours in Ibiza. I think Daniel’s thought process was, “he’s a good player, but Mauricio will make him better”. We’ll see.”

    • Mattspurs January 25, 2018 at 9:17 pm

      Yes it is

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:18 pm

      “make him better” tee hee

      • baz January 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        The humane thing would be to put the fella down

    • jfdit January 25, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      is this quote genuinely from Poch’s book?

      if it’s true then Levy is worse than we thought – complete & utter way out of his depth wanker, seriously how anyone with any football knowledge could consider Sissoko a potentially great player is completely beyond reason

      “We’ll see” – what the actual fuck?

    • Ronan January 25, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      “The businessman is a fan of the player, but Mauricio Pochettino, the coach of the Spurs, a little less”.

      Umm ..

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    “Not another one” Citeh are hopeful of completing a club-record £57m deal for defender Aymeric Laporte from La Liga club Athletic Bilbao.
    City boss Pep Guardiola has admired the 23-year-old for some time and is willing to meet his release clause.
    (BBC Sport)

  • Dublin Yid January 25, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Dodgy fax machine syndrome..battery died last minute..or someone else will get him who doesn’t fuck around so much like a nervous virgin in a brothel

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Thumbs down to both Moura and Malcom.

    • baz January 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Could Lucas be any worse than Lamela?

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        no

        • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:17 pm

          YES!

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:18 pm

            Indeed!

          • baz January 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm

            He has Spurs buy written all over him. He looks like the best we are gonna get.
            Could Lucas be any worse than Sissoko?

            • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:22 pm

              That’s a entirely different question..

            • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:22 pm

              or Nocluedo or Njie!

      • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        Yes!

  • gloster1861 January 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Momento Moura? 👻

    Perhaps a bit ghoulish.

  • LOL-1175 January 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    That’s all we need- another second rate PSG reject. Judging by our last purchase we defo should give this one a swerve. He has hardly kicked a ball for PSG this season. There is also a YouTube clip of Aurier and him doing one of those cringeworthy hand goal celebrations- another reason not to sign him.

    • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Fuck me, this is so confusing. Are we gonna be pissed with Levy for buying him, or pissed with Levy for not buying him?

      • Dublin Yid January 25, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        🤣🤣

      • 💋 January 25, 2018 at 9:27 pm

        Yes! And pissed because he was expensive and pissed because he was a cheap turd.

        • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 9:29 pm

          Then there’s the wages. Wage thief who doesn’t get the going rate.

  • Nick January 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm

    Never rated Moura,just another Townsend.definitely not worth £20+million

  • BARD January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    They can have Sissoko and Aurier.

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Why Aurier when we have KWP?

      • BARD January 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm

        Aurier was a mistake. He hasn’t and won’t improve us.

      • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 9:05 pm

        Guardian sport’s writer admires his pace and attack, but questions his positional sense.

        • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm

          He lives in fucking France, say no more.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:12 pm

            No more, please NO MORE!

            • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:18 pm

              PLEASE NO MOURA!

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      How much will it cost us?

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        £25 quid

        • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:09 pm

          PSG are open to offers for the Brazil international this month and are willing to let him go for a fee in the region of £23m.
          (SKY Sport)

        • baz January 25, 2018 at 9:14 pm

          Triffic!

          • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:19 pm

            Better getting an 8th for that…

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 8:59 pm

    Who do we need Moura when we have Phoenix Patterson waiting in the wings??????

    • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      FCS

      • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

        Fine Corner Striker?

        • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm

          For Christ’s Sake

          • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:11 pm

            Sorry, man. Just arksin.

    • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      *why

      • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm

        Because you said the same about every youth member that’s failed up til now.
        I hope he’s a good prospect but right now spurs need proven quality in the right areas

        • Superspoz 🏆 January 25, 2018 at 9:05 pm

          Damn you’re good.

          • Superspoz 🏆 January 25, 2018 at 9:06 pm

            To should be a policeman

    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      I see Phoenix Patterson has replaced your Coric obsession DD.

      • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm

        For now!

        • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm

          No need to shout DD!

    • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:02 pm

      DD, is your real name John McDermott?

      • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 9:06 pm

        Scotty Parker praised PP!

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm

          Penelope Pitstop?

        • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:10 pm

          Paul Potts?

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    Does he film himself dancing and words like mandem?

    • Superspoz 🏆 January 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      *use

    • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      I dunno, what you asking me for?

    • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Accy
      Moura
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdlBCdrWzg

      If you watch the beginning of this he likes playing rock paper scissors with Aurier.

      He’d be great for the ‘what’s in the box’ game (it’s jelly, again!).

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

        Strangely this video says “Leviskills” – the opening shot is of Aurier and Moura.

        Omen.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      It’s in his contract.

  • Caspurs♿️ January 25, 2018 at 8:57 pm

    Can we not have the two legged lurcher instead?

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      I think we have him already.

  • Accy January 25, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    19 goals and 11 assists last season in = 38.5 matches

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      Those are tasty stats.

  • BARD January 25, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    Saw him quite a few times before PSG went stratospheric. Talented but not sure about his attitude. If Poch could motivate him he’d be an asset.

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 8:57 pm

      If he is good enough to put Sissoko out of the first team and hopefully out of the club, I’m all in.

  • David Dillenberg January 25, 2018 at 8:53 pm
  • Still Nil Nilinho January 25, 2018 at 8:52 pm

    Is he a player spurs need?

    If not who is?

    Is he a poch pick?

    • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      A pick poch.

  • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 8:47 pm

    Is he French?
    If he is he’ll be shit, all our French players are shit.
    Putain de baiseurs Français!
    If he’s not French then never mind.

    • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 8:50 pm

      I think he probably lives in France. That’s French enough.

    • Accy January 25, 2018 at 8:51 pm

      Bro-Zillian

      • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 9:03 pm

        Our Brozillians have all been shit as well.

        • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:04 pm

          Paulinho, Gomes…

          • LOL-1175 January 25, 2018 at 9:06 pm

            Don’t forget Gilberto. I know it’s easy to forget though…..

            • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 9:08 pm

              and ginger Pele.

              • Accy January 25, 2018 at 9:09 pm

                Jack Colback?

                • Hartley™ January 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm

                • 61SpursNut🌰 January 25, 2018 at 9:14 pm

                  My ITK tells me that Gladys had one last week. Does that count?

  • Elevenstonedidiots January 25, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    I’ve never seen this guy play. Is he any use?

    • Freund or Foe January 25, 2018 at 8:47 pm

      As if that matters. We need to spend!

      • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 8:54 pm

        😊😁😀

    • Dusty January 25, 2018 at 8:50 pm
    • Accy January 25, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      His highlights look better than Sissucko…

      • Accy January 25, 2018 at 8:53 pm
        • Harry Hotspur January 25, 2018 at 8:55 pm

          I just fell out of my armchair and managed to embed the Sky remote in my eye socket.

          I look better than Sissoko.

          • Jim,Newry Spur. January 25, 2018 at 9:00 pm

            Could have been worse.

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 25, 2018 at 8:36 pm

    Will levy get the deal done now or will he, in the midnight hour (Jan 31),cry moura moura?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 25, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    Just offer him to West Ham and Liverpool
    Thats 2 Moura

    • 89Spurs 👁 January 25, 2018 at 8:36 pm

      The Moura, the merrier!?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 January 25, 2018 at 8:37 pm

        Moura less

        • Dusty January 25, 2018 at 8:43 pm

  • 89Spurs 👁 January 25, 2018 at 8:29 pm

    Just go a get him in, dam the expense!

    • Dusty January 25, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      That’s not like Levy…This will go down to 11:59pm on January 31st and then a Fax copier failure.

  • Dusty January 25, 2018 at 8:28 pm

    Foist