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Levynomics: Second Striker Starvation Explained

By The Boy -

Lack of game-time opportunity?

Money?

The problem is our bloody stupid club. We’re not a football club, we’re a heavily branded leisure complex that sells merchandise and advertising opportunities.

It was asked on here this afternoon ‘who in their right mind would sign up to play second fiddle to Kane?’ 

The question infers that’s there’s a problem that not even Slipper Of The Yard and a team of keen nosed bloodhounds can solve.

We have an extraordinary problem!

It’s true we have a problem, but it’s one that’s self inflicted.

Commercial acumen we have in spades. Think: a degree in Economics and Land Management.

Footballing acumen? We barely have enough to fill a teaspoon.

Invest in some decent players? That way madness and disaster lies! We’ll surely do a Leeds!

Spurs are the perennial bridesmaids because we improving our starting XI is viewed as dangerous.

Here’s the top 10 honour winning English clubs. If Spurs hadn’t been a successful side before Levy took over, we’d be lucky to be in the top 30 today.

CLICK TO EXPAND…

We’re perennial bridesmaids because Levy doesn’t have the either the requisite guts or wisdom to even hire someone who could build a team.

Levy as ever, came close. Pochettino was a probably a good idea. Snaffling up Paul Mitchell too was quite inspired.

But instead of helping them, the control freak clown handicapped whatever magic might have been made.

Here’s a brief list of ‘second fiddle strikers’.

Liverpool – Sturridge
Man Utd – Martial, Rooney, Rashford
Man City – Nolito, Iheanacho
Arsenal – Wellbeck, Iwobi, Giroud
Chelsea – too long to list

What a bunch of jabbering idiots those players are, not guaranteed a starting slot every week. What a bunch of second string toss pots!

Looking forward to our Europa exploits are you? You lucky people, sing up, I can’t hear you! SPURS ARE ON THEIR WAY TO WEMBLEY!

Sing damn you, it’s only a fiver. Sing up I say!

Some of our idiotic support are still mumbling that somehow we could see Defoe returning.

Until Levy is removed from proceedings, we will continue to muddle through, hoping against hope that one of these Janssens or Soldado’s comes good, which of course, they never will.

Scrap ‘To Dare Is To Do’ and replace it with ‘Battered Wives Welcome’.

 

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