Hurrah!
We bought an American!
Hurrah!
Go Seattle Seagulls!
Go Team!
DeAndre Yedlin was another complete irrelevance that our beloved Post It Note negotiating chairman inflicted upon us.
Hurrah we just scored £5million!
Wonderful, no. Supersonic news. This probably pays for the toilets in the new stadium.
The public toilet facilitator told the press:
For the first six months it was really challenging, but that’s what I needed.
At the time I said, ‘maybe I shouldn’t have done this, maybe I should have done something different.’
But that six months and the struggles I had to go through, I think that helped me grow a ton as a player and a person, which is ultimately what I wanted for the move.
So yet another utterly pointless piece of Levy magic that has done the football team zero good.
Wake up.
Wake up you depressingly mindless fools.
