Gladys tells me that the boy Aurier has positively charmed our illustrious leader. This will come as extremely confusing news to some of you. Christ knows, basic comprehension and common sense have proved a mysterious rarity in the last 24 hours.
The LGBT mob will be spitting feathers but the the truth is that Serge’s hysterically reported past isn’t something that either Poch or Levy wasted any time stewing over. Young men get involved in all manner of mishaps. A bit of totally harmless name calling and having a bit of a bump with a uniformed racist didn’t twist any knickers at Tottenham.
Quite the opposite. Whilst lip-service has been paid to that immensely sensitive element of our support who have chosen inflict their private lives upon a football team, this transfer has been made with the upmost confidence.
Aurier is nothing shy of excited to sign for Spurs and ready to do his talking on the pitch.
This one is going to be dynamite.