Date: 10th March 2018 at 8:52pm
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Bournemouth. The Cherries.

Fan favourite and Eric Dier is to be assessed ahead of tomorrow’s big match after injuring his elbow against European royalty, Juventus.

Dier does have his critics but he’s one of the most involved players in the entire Premier League. The boy has made 1,986 passes placing him as the 8th busiest passing boy in the division for the 2017/18 season.

A part of me has to wonder if my permanent struggle to appreciate Dier isn’t somewhat married to his heavy contribution to Spurs’ all too often utterly meaningless possession stats?

For example. Dier has so far this season made 21 crosses. Of which a beyond pitiful 19% were accurate.

Don’t be downhearted though, his shot accuracy is much better. That’s currently sitting pretty at 22%. The 24 year old has taken 27 shots on goal and only 6 were on target. In many but not all respects, the lad is a bonefide time waster.

On an upbeat note, Harry Kane will be itching to get back into the groove tomorrow teatime against Bournemouth. The boy has solid league form against the Cherries scoring six in his last four appearances against them.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur March 11, 2018 at 10:13 am

    IrishSpurs

    Ok i know the majority on here are based in london and hate the gunners, chelsea and west ham – i totally get that – but being a spurs supporter from n ireland i just love spurs and dont have that london tribaly that happens – but i have to say i just watched mark nobles interview after a “fan” ran towards him yesterday – spoke like a normal lad and i agreed with every word – hes wat a footballer shud be – he plays for the club he loves but is also a human being

    You’re right. Noble’s heart is the right place.

    It’s in the body of a troglodyte, but he’s committed to his club.

    • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 10:21 am

      Just shows you what cretins the fan was for attacking Noble, if they had more like him I suppose they wouldn’t be in that mess?

      Oh sorry, forgot about the Porn baron, Gold and Karen Brady. Perhaps they would!!

      Hilarious that the ‘London Stadium’ has failed miserably, even HH thought it might have been a stroke of genius…

      • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 10:21 am

        Wrongins…

  • Harry Hotspur March 11, 2018 at 10:10 am
  • The Man Who Shot The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence March 11, 2018 at 9:53 am

    Great to see a lasting Legacy at the London Stadium, just think how spiffingly our chaps done in 2012 and now it’s come to mobs of yobs chasing Porn Barons and Karren around the running track, like a new take on Greyhound Racing. Go get the Bunny, er Rabbit never miss a chance to promote the merchandise.

    • Nick March 11, 2018 at 9:57 am

      So fitting that the owners & the club are as one at last,they’re all fecked.

    • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 9:58 am

      A game behind closed doors beckons…..

      • The Man Who Shot The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence March 11, 2018 at 10:02 am

        5 Home games left, all must be crowdless, to give the poor Pikey fans a break.

        • caveman March 11, 2018 at 10:07 am

          A 10 point penalty and a crowd ban would be apt.

  • Camus March 11, 2018 at 9:37 am

    What’s with this widespread obsession about bringing Monkey Welsh Boy back to Spurs? Can’t go a day without some desperado mentioning it again.
    The guy had a couple of good seasons for us but built his profile up enough by playing for himself in his last season with us such that he couldn’t wait to jump ship once his agent had got him a big bucks move away.
    He’s now old and often crocked.
    These chumps need to move on.

    • Nick March 11, 2018 at 9:54 am

      He’s often crocked because he’s gone back to his fragile days before Redknapp told him to get on with it.could still do a job in the prem if managed properly

  • IrishSpurs March 11, 2018 at 9:01 am

    Ok i know the majority on here are based in london and hate the gunners, chelsea and west ham – i totally get that – but being a spurs supporter from n ireland i just love spurs and dont have that london tribaly that happens – but i have to say i just watched mark nobles interview after a “fan” ran towards him yesterday – spoke like a normal lad and i agreed with every word – hes wat a footballer shud be – he plays for the club he loves but is also a human being

    • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 9:05 am

      A fan who pulls on a West Ham shirt to play for the first team is i’m afraid a sub human pikey.

      • IrishSpurs March 11, 2018 at 9:11 am

        I get it beast but as i said i dont have that hatred for the london teams – thought it was class to see a player talk like an ordinary joe bloggs

        • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 9:37 am

          If you experianced the bile that they spout at us you would soon get it.

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 11, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Vardys first time volley yesterday could possibly be the goal of the season.

    • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 8:43 am

      Almost as good as Harry Kanes second against Huddersfield away.

    • IrishSpurs March 11, 2018 at 9:09 am

      My son brought home vardys autiobiography from book week at school – i read up til the last couple of chapters – it was very interesting how he came from nowhere but cudnt read about them winning the league and hes also a hateful wee f–cker who has dropped his parents and some mates now that hes ‘made it’

      • Camus March 11, 2018 at 9:24 am

        He also didn’t write a word of that book, but carry on.

    • Nick March 11, 2018 at 9:19 am

      Wanyamas goal v pool won goal of the month except on motd where they pick their favourite player rather than the goal.media bias?

  • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:10 am

    Some of our fans need to get their heads out of their arses.

    We were only ever going to win the C.L with a huge slice of everything falling into place and the likes of Juve rolling over for us in a gesture of ‘good will’ as they did for Leicester City in the Prem.

    Leicester’s league win was horrible freakishness and our wanker English rivals happy to help them out wherever possible.

    Back in the real world; we just might finish in the top four with the Wembley debacle to cope with. That would be one fucking brilliant season for us, end of story.

    Secondly, I don’t see any ‘pressure’ to wn trophies for Poch and the team.

    Any pressure is on ENIC and Levy. Swaggering about and boasting about ‘world a class training facility’and a similarly ‘world class’ enormadome soon to be ‘delivered’ are not trophies.

    It has taken ENIC over 16 years to build this stadium and deliver ONE poxy League Cup a full DECADE ago.

    Countless managers, directors of football, mega money player exits and further boasts about future ‘planning’ and still no more trophies in the cabinet.

    This is a theme with our owners, Poch wants to win and he will get bored and like Bonzo he will win something elsewhere eventually.

    Levy has blamed and sacked countless flunkies for not delivering trophies in the dysfunctional zero net spend wasteland that is Levy’s idea of ambition.

    The pressure is on Levy for spending 7th highest in the league, we shouldn’t even be in the top six on that basis…

    • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:17 am

      I would be fully behind Poch’s decision to walk if he did.

      • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:38 am

        You’d back him wanting to leave. That makes sense. I expect that sentiment extends to the players too? You’d be fully behind Kane leaving?
        Think I’m gonna go eat some sugar, I’m backing toothache today.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 11, 2018 at 8:44 am

          I would fully back Easty if he chose to become a City fan.

          • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 8:46 am

            West ham might need some extra support next season………….

            • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:49 am

              What are you in abou?

          • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:50 am

            It’s a sensible decision. He’d have my blessing too.

            • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:53 am

              Thanks for giving me your blessing, however at no time have I expressed an interest in supporting another club. You’re taking amongst yourselves, which is good for morale…

          • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:50 am

            And I you if you want and supported Everton, they win fuck all too…

        • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:48 am

          Not right now but if ENIC didn’t improve their investment in the team in order to compete in the future, absolutely.

          Do you honestly think that after giving it a go with Levy for a decent time and getting nowhere that they wouldn’t have every right to consider leaving?

          Answers on a fucking postcard please.

          • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:54 am

            Oh look, no postcards. Funny that…

            • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:55 am

              Doh!

          • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:54 am

            I don’t hold any bad feelings towards Walker for his decision to leave, but that doesn’t mean I’m fully behind it. It’s a fucking ludicrous statement to make. It’s like saying “I’m fully behind Juve beating us, because Levy hasn’t spent enough money on players”.

            Can I get an address for that postcard…does it start with an M?

            • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:57 am

              It’s like saying “I’m fully behind Juve beating us, because Levy hasn’t spent enough money on players”.

              No it isn’t…

              • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:59 am

                So what’s the difference. You’re “fully behind” a negative thing happening to our football club.

                • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 9:00 am

                  Walker, no hard feelings?

                  • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 9:01 am

                    But I didn’t want him to go. It’s not hard to understand, surely?

              • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:59 am

                Saying that you ‘don’t hold any bad feelings towards Walker’ is like you’re saying you agree with my viewpoint…

                • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 9:00 am

                  Righto.

                • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 9:02 am

                  It’s the same thing.

                  At least you don’t have this deluded expectation of blind faith from people that are paid under the going rate and banging their heads against Levy’s brick wall…

                  • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 9:04 am

                    Nur nur nee nur nur.

              • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 9:02 am

                Easty, have a look at our squad for todays game, it is more than decent. Weare doing it another way thats all. The real moment of truth comes this summer when MP says he wants Zaha and Sessegnon and Levy will choke on his cornflakes when he has to find £80/£90M

                • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 9:07 am

                  Actually, the more you analyise it neither will sign for Spurs 🙁

                • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 10:15 am

                  SB, I’m not sure what than ‘more than decent’ actually means. Decent under Poch, but in terms of the experience combined with quality of those around us we are short.

                  The Juve game was an example of a lack of leadership and experience at the top level within our squad.

                  Jan, Dembele and Loris were the two older starters in that game. Who of those have won or competed for anything big? Only Loris had competed regularly in the C.L a long time ago with Lyon.

                  Citeh Chavs, Manure are littered with that experience and quality. We don’t even have one.

                  The ‘ZNS’ hardline stance is holding us back, the good thing of course is that there’s no chance of us ‘doing a Leeds’…

                  • DAVID March 11, 2018 at 12:06 pm

                    We lost to Juventus because we failed to respond to the changes they made.
                    That’s down to Poch and his staff,not the players.

  • Camus March 11, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Hey up.
    It’s getting a bit tight at the top again, eh? The Chavs only 2 points behind us now – 5 into 4 wont go etc. Who do we play after Bournemouth today? The Chavs.
    Who else do the Chavs have to play in the run-in? Liverpool while we have City. We all laughed hard at how shite Yanited are but they’re probably out of sight now. That was a massive win for them yesterday – they only have the Goons left to play.
    Fack me, it could get tense. You can be sure that the Chavs will treat our match with them like their cup final.
    We HAVE TO WIN today, in case anyone was in any doubt.

    As you were.

    • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 7:48 am

      Look at the bright side, we win today and we go turd…

      • Freund or Foe March 11, 2018 at 8:02 am

        And we’d be closer to the uncatchable Manure than we are to the worryingly near Chelsea.

        • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:13 am

          Everyone is better than us, haven’t you heard? Even Ar5ena1 apparently…

          • Camus March 11, 2018 at 9:47 am

            I’m confident Yanited & Pool will both implode now and we’ll secure 2nd with ease 👍🏻🤡

        • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 8:49 am

          I gotta ticket for a game in Fulham Broadway!

    • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 8:47 am

      Manure go to City soon

  • San Diego Spurs March 11, 2018 at 6:41 am

    Should read “in line with the tasks”.

  • San Diego Spurs March 11, 2018 at 6:40 am

    Cmon man.
    The dude alternates between DM and CB. What’s Virgil van Dyke’s crossing percentage? How many on target shots does N’golo Kante take in a game.

    The lasting value of this blog is the refusal of its author to buy into all the hype and lies.

    The perennial limitation of it is the author’s unwillingness to appreciate that every player has strengths and weaknesses, and to evaluate them in line twitch the talks they are actually expected to perform on the pitch.

    Case in point: Bonzo. He was constantly found wanting here-not without reason. But he has been the single most important addition to a team that may we’ll break they’ll-time league point total. Now, two things can be true at once, as Marx used to say. But surely this calls for some reflection.

    Will it be Alli who delivers Liverpool their first title in a generation? Will Rose put United over the top? And if so, why are they such bad players for THFC?

    Criticism is vital to moving forward. But negativity and critique are not the same thing.

    • King Leer March 11, 2018 at 7:47 am

      Amen. What is more, even if there is an upgraded out there, we need to retain players like Dier in order to have a squad capable of winning a PL or CL. How many duffers do Citeh have in their squad? Let’s look at players like Sissoko who truly need replacing before pushing Dier out of the door.

      • East Stand March 11, 2018 at 8:56 am

        Levy doesn’t do upgrades only downgrades (Sissy) and sideways replacements (Sanchez).

    • Sexy Beast March 11, 2018 at 8:58 am

      Bonza is the reason they are gonna win the league? hahahahahaha that is funny!
      What a load of tosh, what about KDB, Stering, Silva x2, Sane, and don’t forget the keeper who is superb??

  • Al March 11, 2018 at 2:50 am

    Dear Diary
    Sorry I never write in you. Please can we win tomorrow. Thanks love by Al.

  • melcyid March 11, 2018 at 2:38 am

    something great for any insomniacs to watch
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaobwxJuAOs

    real football days

    • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 3:39 am

      You’ve got me involved now Mel. Was sposed to be in bed, thought I’d take a quick butchers and now I can’t turn it off. He’s joining Leeds as we speak. Ta. Really good. Cheers 🍻Hope paradise is treating you well !

      • melcyid March 11, 2018 at 4:53 am

        great docu,clough was an amazing motivator.He achieved a monumental historic feat from ordinary circumstances.Wished he had become Englands manager.He was wasted by the faceless FA.reckon it frustrated him and drove him to drink and it ruined him and shortened his life.Glad you enjoyed it.A few managers would do well to study his methods.He was brave in his decisions and it paid off.

        • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 4:57 am

          Couldn’t stop laughing at its brilliance when Kenny Burns (I think that’s his name – looks like Rene from Allo Allo) is asked about Cloughs unique methods. He says ‘simplicity’ we didnt practice anything. If we get a free kick shoot, if it’s indirect, pass to the side and shoot. This is the best but – and if you see a team mate, you pass. Hahaha superb.

          • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 5:03 am

            Really good to see him setting Revie and his boys straight. He didn’t give a fuck. They asked him what he would do with a player who doesn’t agree with his tactics. He says we’ll have a 20mins convo and in the end he will have come round to my way of thinking. He’s a characters At least he gives them a chance even if it’s only going to go one way.

        • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 5:42 am

          Gormless bastards the FA I agree. What a waste, he’d ‘ave smashed it, without doubt.

    • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 4:47 am

      Nice one melcy. i didn’t watch kt but the link led me to England’s Worst Ever Team! Micky taking of the highest order. Brill.

      • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 4:59 am

        Cor blimey you’re up early – for comedy research material ?

        • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 5:29 am

          I haven’t gone to bed yet.

          • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 5:39 am

            Bit of an insomniac too ?

            • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 5:50 am

              Well Good Morning anyways sunshine. Off for some zzzzz’s and cheers again Mel, enjoyed that.

  • Dan March 11, 2018 at 2:09 am

    Last year the game against Bournemouth was one of the light of the season, dembele robbed wilshite of possession which lead to one of our goals, Kane went in for a 50 /50 with the little twat and broke his leg and to top it off Janssen even got on the score sheet. Thoroughly enjoyable game!!

  • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 12:38 am

    A scuffle broke out during which Karren broke several finger nails and, despite favouring the more practical 6″ polypropylene ‘Mambo lite’ travel dildo (with li-ion batteries), Brady said, “I told Sullivan that next time it won’t just be his nails I break, I’ll rip his hair extensions out; bend him over, pull his Spanx down and get Mark Noble to rodger him silly with a silicon rubber model of Trevor Brooking in full West Ham 1980 FA Cup winners strip”.

    Karren is said to have passed the 12″er to David Gold, who slipped it into his haversack (as it’s known). Gold was seen making his way towards the Gentlemans’ facilities, walking as if he’d just completed the London to Brighton bicycle race on a Raleigh three geared, drop handle bar racing bike which had had it’s seat removed on Clapham Common.

    • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 12:40 am

      That was to you Glossyboy.

    • OrganicPaper March 11, 2018 at 1:12 am

      🤣🤣

  • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Hey, Boy Hotspur! Sneaky Pete S02 on Amazon Prime, now.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 11, 2018 at 1:59 am

      Yes havent started it yet prob next week

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    💋
    Much like Spurs in the game on Wednesday night I’ve dominated this blog without achieving anything of value, so I’ll bid you all an amazing good night and a thoroughly bl**dy marvellous G-d bless you.

    There are no substitutes for you Spurts. You are leaving…obviously no Moura

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Caspurs♿️
    Caption competition:
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    West Ham gave it to Arsenal up the Arsenal?

    • DAVID March 10, 2018 at 11:47 pm

      Ignoble use of the left hand.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 11, 2018 at 12:06 am

        Handy Carroll

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 11:50 pm

      West Ham fan dragged onto the pitch by Mark Noble frantically scrambles to avoid being anally penetrated with a 12″ silicone rubber model of Bobby Moore in full World Cup winning England strip. Unsuccessfully.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 11, 2018 at 12:08 am

        Usain Bolt is not sure where the 100 meters actually starts or whether this was the start of the penalties phase

        • 💋 March 11, 2018 at 12:13 am

          Mark Noble’s lifesize foam football-fan glove proves too heavy for the player to lift off the pitch.

    • OrganicPaper March 11, 2018 at 1:39 am

      In forever fisting bubbles ( sung in the theme of…..etc)

    • AntSpurs March 11, 2018 at 2:04 am

      Ref: lost your contacts eh? Now who needs to go to spec savers?

  • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    Zaha is some player.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Vardys found the stash from 2 years ago…

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 11:04 pm

    I hate the media and all these twat pundits. Disgusting scenes blah blah. Fuck off…what’s disgusting is some bint with a fur coat smiling as if its all a game as she’s ushered out with Sullivan. West Ham fans should be livid. People have to fight for what’s important otherwise these scumbags will take everything. Its far too late for them now though. Footballs a trough now for the swine to feed. Run em out of town.

    • Matt March 10, 2018 at 11:11 pm

      She’s a saucy little minx though.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 11:12 pm

        They live!

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm

        She was all fur coat and no knickers, unlike Racquel Welch in ‘One Million Years BC’ who was all no coat and fur knickers.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 11:19 pm

          Itchy…

        • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 11:30 pm

          Yeah, never showed us the goods did she? All tease and no strip.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 11:38 pm

          Ha!

  • Matt March 10, 2018 at 10:59 pm

    Watching MOTD. Anyone else enjoying WHU as much as me? Sullivan s sun has the same barber as Kim Jong Un.

    • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 11:03 pm

      Really enjoyed watching the morons imploding. Happy days.

      I hope Southgate saw Joe ‘Butterfingers’ Hart’s performance.

      • Matt March 10, 2018 at 11:07 pm

        It got better! Burnley provide safe space for young WHU Supporter’s. What a bunch of pathetic low life’s that club is. And Sullivan in fancy f ing dress as a bloody Russian. At a time line this. You could not f ing make it up!

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 11:10 pm

          Upton park had a family enclosure. Owners at fault 100%.

      • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 11:15 pm

        Can you imagine how bad it will get if they drop into the bottom three?

        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 11:17 pm

          Mark Noble’ll pull them out of the bottom. He’s got experience.

    • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 11:06 pm

      Lool

  • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 10:57 pm

    I fully expect us to be flat and struggle tomorrow just like a lot of the after CL preformances this season and last 🙁

  • Matt March 10, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    Dier is a holding midfielder. He happens to be versatile and can play both CB and RB at premier level. And incredibly durable, almost never injured. Which is why he plays more than almost anyone. There’s a few reasons to appreciate him. Like Jose who knows a bit about footy.

    • Stevo1987 March 10, 2018 at 10:57 pm

      I like him too but…. occasionally he switches off maybe due to his laid back personality. I’d like to see him with a bit more fire in his belly.

      • Matt March 10, 2018 at 11:03 pm

        Agree stevo. May be his Porto education. He’s not perfect but he’s a bloody good defensive mid, and a more than decent CB. We’d be mad to sell sim.

        • MysteriousStranger March 11, 2018 at 1:51 am

          Sporting Lisbon, you mean?

  • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    Much like Spurs in the game on Wednesday night I’ve dominated this blog without achieving anything of value, so I’ll bid you all an amazing good night and a thoroughly bl**dy marvellous G-d bless you.

    • Matt March 10, 2018 at 11:10 pm

      I feel you are not paid market rate. I also believe major honours are within touching distance for you.

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 11:19 pm

        Not even Ridley Road market? And that Major Honours can keep his hands to himself.

        • Matt March 10, 2018 at 11:31 pm

          Ridley Rd! Used to go there when I lived in Walthamstow and went out with a girl from Hackney Wick! F@@k me I bought some terrible clothes from there!!

  • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    I gather there was a bit of silliness at the Wet Sham game. Was out with the missus and missed the shenanigans.

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 11:11 pm

      West Ham fans were throwing things at the directors. Coins were thrown at the directors, bottles too.

      Police are believed to be questioning one fan who is alleged to have picked up a 12″ silicone rubber ‘Black Mambo’ 100% authentic dildo and thrown it towards the directors; although it’s not yet clear whether the fan was attempting to assault the directors or simply returning lost property.

      • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 11:35 pm

        Did Karren Brady snatch it and stuff the dildo in her haversack (as it’s known)?

  • PlayitagainSamways March 10, 2018 at 10:41 pm

    Harry Kane would not be Harry Kane at anywhere else but Spurs.

    If he has an amazing World Cup I might change my view, but I think the boy Kane would be a shin shooting, ground kicking, average schmuk at anywhere else but us.

  • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    Caption competition:

    • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:39 pm

      I told you to wait in the hotel room, I’ll be ‘up’ as soon as I’ve finished here.

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:40 pm

      What’ve you done with Fronty’s new toothbrush?

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:48 pm

      On your marks
      Get set
      Fist!

    • Willie! March 10, 2018 at 10:52 pm

      “Mark Noble, checking for size at the Dildo Brothers fan appreciation day”
      “Mark Noble needs to pull his thumb out and play some footie!”
      “Mark Noble, amateur proctologist”

    • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 10:54 pm

      Mark Noble; England caps 0
      Fans fisted on the pitch 1

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      Mark noble pulls out all the stops in West Ham’s search for an elusive Prem point.

      • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 10:59 pm

        West Ham preformance a bit of a bummer.

    • Nick March 11, 2018 at 1:51 am

      Noble takes it literally as Moyes tells them they have it within themselves to get out of this mess

  • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    Ragazzi, sono solo Spurs.

    😒

  • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:35 pm

    I think we’ll win tomorrow, it just depends which Spurs turn up:

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:36 pm

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:37 pm

        • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:38 pm

          That dog’s arse looks like my cousin.

          • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:45 pm

            Poor thing. (The dog).

  • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    Poch thinking about changing tactics:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJHIfUu94IE

  • Willie! March 10, 2018 at 10:12 pm

    Mark Noble, proctologist:

    • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      OrganicPaper, Amateur Gynecologist

      • Willie! March 10, 2018 at 10:15 pm
        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:17 pm

          You say it best – when you say nothing at all.

          • Willie! March 10, 2018 at 10:19 pm

            You don’t say?

            • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:40 pm

              • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:42 pm

  • Mattspurs March 10, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    Critics used to ask what Modrc and Carrick used to do

    • Freund or Foe March 10, 2018 at 10:08 pm

      I’d imagine they were footballers straight from school.

      • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

        Dier is more versatile than the pair if them!
        As a result however, I don’t think he could ever be as good as them (in their respective roles)

        • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 10:11 pm

          3 completely different players.

          • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:14 pm

            4 if you include Scotty Parker.

          • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 10:15 pm

            Yep for sure. Just saying Dier’s versititity probably limts his ability to become a player of the valibre of those other two, who are specialists in their respictive positions

            • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:16 pm

              That’s easy for you to say.

              • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 10:17 pm

                Not with a mouth full of quavers it wasnt

                • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:42 pm

                  I had a family sized sack of Quavers yesterday and a family sized sack of Wotsits. I be like:

                  • gloster1861 March 10, 2018 at 10:45 pm

                    Diego Costa’s let himself go since joining Atletico.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:14 pm

      Modric I know what he can do

      Carrick I was never quite sure

      • Mattspurs March 10, 2018 at 10:23 pm

        Case rested

  • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Is Jim Davidson dead? Seems to be live action obituary on ITV

    • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 10:05 pm

      We can only hope.

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    Is next season the 5th year of the five year project or does it start all over again

    • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 10:00 pm

      Depends if it’s a leap year, is it?

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:02 pm

      Cheer up, Spoz.

      We’re going to win at the seaside, tomorrow.

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:03 pm

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:17 pm

          This one is Sanchez on the first goal

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 10:06 pm

        I want fish and chips

        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:10 pm

          That’s cool for cats.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:16 pm

            Great song!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:15 pm

        Does this look like a winning cat.It looks like us against Juve with 30 mins to go

        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:20 pm

          This is us at the final whistle:

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:20 pm

            Dele Alli for most of the game

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    Chelsea and Arsenal , having done the footballing equivelant of setting fire to their belongings then getting in their car and driving straight off beachy head, are done for, the door is opened wide for us to trot through with a look of bemusement. Considering the Prem is compiled of utter dross outside the 5 or 6 top teams, its essentially done and dusted. Don’t look a big fat gift horse in its stupid face.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? March 10, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      Bournemouth 1 Tott 4

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 9:47 pm

    UFP is like a horse but he is insurmountable in the Ronglish.

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    I’m still sad. Why did it have to be juve ffs. Why not Porto or Sevilla. Wankers.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 9:32 pm

      Cheer up, we’ve got Bournemouth outdoors tomorrow.

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 9:39 pm

        Not until the 3 points are in the bag

        • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 9:40 pm

          I see you’ve got it bag…

    • Freund or Foe March 10, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      I’m just gutted that we were a bit too good to drop down to that Europa league spot. Maybe next year.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 10, 2018 at 9:40 pm

        If we have any ambition at all, we’ll qualify for the Europa league without having to go into some other 2nd rate Euro comp first.

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 9:40 pm

        That’s inevitable. We’re finishing 6th remember.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 March 10, 2018 at 9:43 pm

          …again.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      Bournemouth see us a Superstars but wait..lets see how they feel after the game

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 9:50 pm

        We’re at that stage of the season when anything can happen. Even Liverpool lost to a shit team today.

        • Superspoz 🏆 March 10, 2018 at 10:01 pm

          *substitute shit to bus parkers. They get the job done the wankers

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:19 pm

          Ffs we are always at the fucking stage where anything can happen!!!

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:12 pm

        If Spurs had Bournemouth’s players and vice versa we’d probably smash ’em, but because we’ve got our sh*tty ones we probably won’t.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 10:18 pm

          Who is We in this case? Them?

          • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 10:31 pm

            Them? No, that’s us.

  • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 9:19 pm

    Tiger Woods putting on a ball striking cliniqe USPGA Tour, and tops the leaderboard

    • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm

      Get in Tiger. Id love him to get back to his phenomenal best

  • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Does anyone know where I can get one of them nats the bloke in the background is wearing?:

    • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:09 pm

      is she national front

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:20 pm

        That sounds a bit rude, Melcy. I don’t necessarily read The Daily Mail (or, Daily Femail, if you prefer) for its editorial content, I do like to keep abreast of its ‘sidebar of shame’ gossip/entertainment coverage (or, un-coverage, if you prefer).

        • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:21 pm

          I saw the flag and was just wondering

          • Sexy Beast March 10, 2018 at 9:22 pm

            Oh yeah she’s got a flag wrapped around her waist, i missed that…

          • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:34 pm

            Your eye for detail is beyond my own. I just can’t stop looking at her tits

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm

          9id like to keep abreast..or two

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        I think her front is probably international, actually.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 9:25 pm

          It could be bilateral

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 March 10, 2018 at 9:26 pm

        She looks likes a centrist Mel a little bit to the left and right

  • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:06 pm
    • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      this is unbelievable

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Leslie Crowder? Off of “Come on Down”?

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      I knew someone who used to look a little bit like her:

      • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        I wont say who but he he he

        • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:20 pm

          praying in tongues night

          • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:23 pm

            Coorubber shandai

      • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:21 pm

        Used to look like….christ what does she look like now?

        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:22 pm

          Ah hahahahahahahaha!

          Now that did make me laugh!

          Actually, she looks pretty amazing now. In a good way.

  • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:04 pm

    Eric Dire is the next Michael Carrick.
    He will be sold to Man U

  • Sid Trotter March 10, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    How dare you Harold. I am a fan favourite, and fitter than Kate Moss. I am available to play

  • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 8:58 pm

    I’ll tell you the truth now. I very rarely read Harry’s actual blog. Not at first anyway. I prefer to gauge the comments and then see what was said.
    I Guess it’s akin to how some wankers eat their dinner. My dad eats all his chips BEFORE the burger..very odd

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 10, 2018 at 9:02 pm

      I can’t wait for the responses to your post so I can gauge what on earth you’re talking about.

      • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        Sorry for any confusion!

    • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      What about when he hasn’t got a burger to eat? What does he do then, eh?

      • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        He cries and goes to bed hungry. Addiction is a powerful thing

    • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:07 pm

      chips always first endov

      • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:08 pm

        Dad?….Is that you?!

        • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:11 pm

          OP?! Are you the son of the woman dad left my mum and abandoned me for?

          • OrganicPaper March 10, 2018 at 9:14 pm

            Ask Melcyid

            • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm

              my kids are a ramshackle raggle taggle bunch

              • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:17 pm

                of yids so you might be

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        My dad does that too. And he says “endov”!

        Dad?! Is that you?

        • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:11 pm

          you wont know until you see me eat my sausage egg and chips etc.endov

          • 61SpursNut🌰 March 10, 2018 at 9:16 pm

            I like endives with my chips.

            • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:26 pm

              Melcy likes ’em in the Meldives.

              • melcyid March 10, 2018 at 9:47 pm

                and melbourne

  • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 8:54 pm

    Me again!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 10, 2018 at 8:55 pm

      I manage.

    • 89Spurs 👁 March 10, 2018 at 9:02 pm

      Lucky lucky you.

      • 💋 March 10, 2018 at 9:03 pm

        Er, no, lucky you.