Date: 16th October 2017 at 11:23am
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As was discovered in the build up to the last window, discussions between clubs are more or less in a perpetual state of ‘ongoing’, which is unsurprising given the near incestuous nature of most industry sectors.

Everton have reached out and begun a conversation about the availability of Kieran Trippier and wait for it – Mossa Sissoko. Yes, those were my thoughts.

Selling Trippier has to be greeted with a swift. ‘no thank you and get off my land before I set the┬áDoberman pinschers on you.’

The idea that anyone in their right mind would be interested in Moussa Sissoko beggars belief. I’ve witnessed the anticipatory grief from a good many of you online in respect of this lump. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and finally acceptance. He plays two passes without falling over and suddenly he’s branded ‘useful’ or improving’. Dear god. Don’t do it to yourselves.

Anyway, that’s what has transpired. Consider yourselves in the loop.

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