Date: 6th October 2017 at 5:04pm
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This blog has been informed by two independent sources that Harry Kane’s lead is now unassailable.

We shall see!聽

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • David Dillenberg October 7, 2017 at 10:35 am

    Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein accused of incessant alleged “sexual harassment”.
    Why do they do it disgracing themselves and their family? Answer: power.

    • David Dillenberg October 7, 2017 at 10:39 am

      *his family

    • HORNpfft October 7, 2017 at 10:54 am

      Why do they do it? Classic Hollywood slimeball who thinks he is above it all. Hollywood is a sewer.

      • David Dillenberg October 7, 2017 at 10:58 am

        A sad indictment on Hollywood when presumably his career is finished?

    • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 7, 2017 at 11:26 am

      Has he been found guilty? Is it a slam dunk?

  • Freund or Foe October 7, 2017 at 10:32 am

    • HORNpfft October 7, 2017 at 10:33 am

      Rough morning?

      • Freund or Foe October 7, 2017 at 10:35 am

  • Freund or Foe October 7, 2017 at 10:14 am

    I’ve got a problem chaps. I can’t carry on working Saturdays, it’s really fucking with my post piss up lay in.

    • gloster1861 October 7, 2017 at 10:20 am

      You should write your sermon during the week then, instead of waiting till the day before.

      • Freund or Foe October 7, 2017 at 10:28 am

        Agreed.

    • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 7, 2017 at 10:59 am

      Shirley you can get the unions involved due to cruel and abnormal behaviour?

  • McG鈿解毥寞 October 7, 2017 at 9:11 am

    New Gazzaniga blog>>>>

    • Harry Hotspur October 7, 2017 at 9:59 am

      NO!

  • Harry Hotspur October 7, 2017 at 8:28 am

    Next blog: A very positive update on one of new signings, innit.

    • gloster1861 October 7, 2017 at 8:38 am

      Yippee! 馃槉

  • richspurs October 7, 2017 at 5:52 am

    Ow the hell does one win a rumour?!?!

    • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 7, 2017 at 8:25 am

      I do know, but I’m not one to tell tales out of school. Mums the word.

  • melcyid October 7, 2017 at 1:25 am

    potm kane
    motm poch
    gotm omahma
    praise the lord

    • melcyid October 7, 2017 at 1:26 am

      onahma

      • gloster1861 October 7, 2017 at 8:39 am

        Omaha? Beach?

    • ronwol196061 October 7, 2017 at 2:42 am

      The Kanes Film Festival

      • ronwol196061 October 7, 2017 at 2:43 am

        Capricane

        • ronwol196061 October 7, 2017 at 2:43 am

          Kanelining

  • Superspoz 馃弳 October 7, 2017 at 12:43 am

    I bought reading glasses
    +1.5
    Ffs

    • ronwol196061 October 7, 2017 at 2:40 am

      Reading glasses
      I ran the gamut
      and fell off at the top and had to buy real glasses

    • gloster1861 October 7, 2017 at 8:40 am

      +1.5? Pffft. I need a mortgage to buy my prescription spectacles.

  • Freund or Foe October 7, 2017 at 12:16 am

    I’m so. Wrong

    • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 7, 2017 at 12:28 am

      … that you’re right?

    • McG鈿解毥寞 October 7, 2017 at 1:07 am

      • McG鈿解毥寞 October 7, 2017 at 1:39 am

  • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    Freund or Foe
    That was the missues

    The Missues of Alcohol Act?

  • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 10:31 pm

    Yada yada yada

  • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 10:23 pm

    Honesty. Does anyone get pissed like the whe loves his wife!

    • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 10:26 pm

      That was the missues

      • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 10:55 pm

  • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Freund or Foe
    Blah blah.

    • 61SpursNut馃尠 October 6, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      Got any polyester?

      • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 October 6, 2017 at 11:47 pm

        Do I have polyester??????

        I coukd sonk battleships with the polyester Ive hsd in my life

        • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 7, 2017 at 8:13 am

          Zoinks.

  • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 9:53 pm

    Och tobes fest. I can confirm, I’m festin.

  • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    Yeah, there鈥檚 no way they鈥檇 allow a world cup without Messi. That鈥檚 if he doesn鈥檛 change his stupid mind again.

    They? … The BBC?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 7, 2017 at 12:36 am

      Them pesky f.I.f.a. wotsits. They seem to treasure him.

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Austria 3-2 Serbia, good game to watch, Lots of attacking talent but poor defending by both teams.

    • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 9:37 pm

      Wales or even ROI could now win the Group if Serbia fail to beat Georgia.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 7, 2017 at 12:38 am

      Turkey 0 Iceland 3. Turkish football back in the 80’s again.

  • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 8:39 pm

    Just out of interest, Alli has scored three goals so far this season, as opposed to just two this time last. So from a goal scoring perspective, he’s already doing better..

    • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      Blah blah.

      • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 8:57 pm

  • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 8:30 pm

    Go Joshy, go, go.

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 8:15 pm

    3-0 to Spain, they could qualify at the expense of Italy

    • AccringtonSpurs October 6, 2017 at 8:30 pm

      Italy could be out??

      That would be fantastic payback for the last world cup.

      • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        They would be a seeded Team in the further Qualifiers.

  • gavlav October 6, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjPf3jMJDT8 Onomah’s strike in glorious technicolour

    • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 8:20 pm

      Boom! That’s a beaut!!

    • AccringtonSpurs October 6, 2017 at 8:29 pm

      That’s insane. Whenever he’s tried to shoot for the senior spurs team his feet and legs suddenly turn to jelly. Maybe he’s been working on it.

      • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 8:43 pm

        Ronaldo would have struggled to pull that one off!!

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    2-0 ROI

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Andre 3000 playing for ivory coast at 8 pm perhap? No injury’s please….

    • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 8:54 pm

      It’s live on beIN

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 8:59 pm

        I only got freeview馃槥

  • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    England v Scots U21 on with Onomah playing. BT sport 1

    • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      And KWP

      • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 7:59 pm

        Onomah just got a worldy.

        • gavlav October 6, 2017 at 8:12 pm

          Fantastic strike

        • Castankerous1馃槧 October 6, 2017 at 8:34 pm

          A Ms Worldy?

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    1-0 Viva la Republic 1 min 45 secs Morrison

  • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 7:45 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    On review what I said makes no sense.

    Finally: he get’s it!

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:47 pm

      All the pieces fall in to place.馃槰

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:53 pm

    Very assured performance from Ben Davies, put the boot in when required and snuffed out any danger on the left, Result Georgia 0-1 Wales.

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      Did he play centre back in a three?

      • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 7:59 pm

        Chester, Williams, Davies, i made Williams (capt) MOTM, the goal scorer Lawrence for the most part neglected defensive duties. Ben Davies is becoming rock solid but due to the set up really had ittle chance to get forward.

  • UnkleTaff October 6, 2017 at 6:46 pm

    McG 鈿解毥
    I assume 4 from 10 qualify? You鈥檇 think the South Americans would have two groups of five instead?! Mental. So it鈥檚 quite likely no Argentina, that鈥檚 a real shame. Looks as tho we鈥檙e not the only ones to have missed Lamela鈥
    http://www.espnfc.com/world-cup-qualifying-conmebol/65/table

    Looking at the remaining fixtures all Argentina have to do is beat Ecuador to guarantee at least a play-off place.

    And what with Peru and Columbia playing each other and Chile playing Brazil away you’d have to think that an Argentina victory ought to be enough to see them finish in the top four and qualify outright.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:01 pm

      Yeah, there’s no way they’d allow a world cup without Messi. That’s if he doesn’t change his stupid mind again.

      • Freund or Foe October 6, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        Crikey, I thought he was Albanian.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:38 pm

          Balkans/Falklands……….Easily done.

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:39 pm

            On review what I said makes no sense.馃槼

    • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      Cheers Taf, must have missed my later post? Went through the fixtures myself, still leaving it late tho!!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    Any Man Utd or Liverpool fan with a southern accent should be permitted to have an opinion on football phone ins.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:38 pm

      *shouldn’t. Quite important that.

      • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:48 pm

        Is that fair on Hartley? He’s northern.

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:58 pm

          That’s differrent. You can’t be a glory hunter Spurs fan. Its a painful undertaking.

          • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 7:36 pm

            Not yet. But when the glory returns there will be. Probably quite a few current Arsenal ‘fans’ will convert.

            • baz October 6, 2017 at 7:40 pm

              Yeah!
              I’m starting to worry that with our current upturn in fortunes we may start to attract the wrong sort people.

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 7:45 pm

                Arsenal fans definitely qualify as the wrong sort of people.鈽

        • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 7:46 pm

          He’s a Tottinghams fan.

  • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    The Queen appeared on Gardener’s Question Time today on it’s 70th anniversary.

    That woman is such a celebrity chaser. Is there nothing she won’t do to get publicity?

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    Someone’s just phoned in on the wireless and serious as death just said Ashley Young is a better wing back than Danny Rose and should play for England ahead of him. 馃槻馃槻馃槻

    • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:30 pm

      They should be locked up, care in the community just isn’t working.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:33 pm

        It got better. Durham said he had a point saying Moaninio trusts him so South gate should? Problem is Utd don’t have Rose and Jose has been trying to sign him!? Its a madhouse.

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:31 pm

      Ashley who?

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 6:34 pm

        Exactly. I thought he retired!

  • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 6:18 pm

    I’ve just discovered Adnams beer.

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:20 pm

      No, I think other people discovered it first. I’d be surprised if you did.

      • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 6:23 pm

        Damn Glos, that was sposed to be my 15 mins of fame!

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:09 pm

    Wales 1-0 up great goal Lawrence from 20 yds

    • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:10 pm

      Assist from Ramsey

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    Watching Georgia 0-0 Wales at HT, expected Ramsey to step up in the absence of Bale but he’s looking more like an Arsenal player than an International.

  • Sid Trotter October 6, 2017 at 5:57 pm

    “His lead is unassailable?” It’ll be the dogs at the end of the lead that is the reason why

    Kane is an average player. There I said it. But he is brilliant for us at football. He is average at darts

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:17 pm

      Kane is average for a brilliant goal scorer. But as an average goal scorer he’s brilliant.

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 5:49 pm

    I see Kaneinho saved Englands blushes again, he is making a habit of this.

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      He is saving Southgate’s arse and I wish he wouldn’t. Southgate just is Mr Mediocre who is wasting everyone’s time. Give the job to Troutchops.

  • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 5:47 pm

    Germany were clinical in the FH last night, they are a well oiled machine, NI did well to keep the score at 2-0 until the last 5 mins and scored well into stoppage time to send the fans home with a crumb of comfort, had hit the bar 10 mins earlier. The atmosphere was superb and the fans never stopped singing, even the German fans joined in and loved it.
    Met up with 4 German fans in the Point Bar after the game, great crack, Munich fans, spoke better English than i do German, shared a bit of crack with Gerry Armstrong as well.

    • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 5:53 pm

      Good old Gerry. Will always remember his thunderous goal against Spain.

      • Mad Carew October 6, 2017 at 6:23 pm

        According to Gerry Spurs under Pochettino have almost all the Ducks in a row and he expects progression this year and next even though we are in transit and then at our new home, he believes we can give the moneybags teams a real challenge in the 2019/20 season but the Key is nailing down Poch.

        • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 6:27 pm

          You get the hammer and I’ll get some six inch nails.

  • gloster1861 October 6, 2017 at 5:44 pm

    Kane does the job for England. Yesterday only Rashford came anywhere close to Harry to replicate club form. The rest were substandard.

    Actually, Ox Head played as well as he does for his club. That is, badly. It’s down to Southgate that he keeps picking this poor player. There seemed no understanding between him and Walker.

  • SpurAndy 馃崚蟺 October 6, 2017 at 5:30 pm

    Give him the England manager job and just ask him to text the team out day before the game. Be a lot better than the currant encrumbant.

  • Lord Croker October 6, 2017 at 5:17 pm

    Give golden bollox the arm band. He deserves it.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 5:16 pm

    There’s nobody else can touch this month.鈿

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 6, 2017 at 5:16 pm

      Last month鈿

      • melcyid October 7, 2017 at 2:58 am

        oh look I am a four poster

  • Jacob SPURTS-Mogg 馃拫 October 6, 2017 at 5:12 pm

    Poster of the Month? East Stand.

    • Harry Hotspur October 6, 2017 at 5:18 pm

      Get white and repent!

    • McG 鈿解毥 October 6, 2017 at 7:53 pm

      Poster of the month: