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KL asked that, once the UCL location is confirmed, ticketing policy and pricing and seat allocations be given careful consideration. DL said he is very conscious of the costs of going to UCL games. 

In the softly spoken words of Nick The Greek, “It doesn’t include the speakers or the amp.”

For all the many many things Spurs fans get charged through the eyeballs for, you cannot begrudge UCL tickets being sold at the going rate.

You don’t queue all day on the pavement for Tour Tickets and then begin trying haggle with the Doris in the Box Office.

Unless you are a premium time waster.


Some stuff about Loyalty Points.

Given that THFC have rock solid form for vanishing this at will and without reason, I’ll be damed if I’m going to cover a meaningless exchange about them.


THST proposed reducing Bronze membership costs from £47 to £42, if benefits (multi-game packs, 24 hour advance ticket booking) are to be reduced. JW explained that £5 of the Bronze cost was for a place on the ST waiting list. It was agreed to revisit the Bronze proposition and discuss further outside of the meeting. 

An arbitrary fiver off, in order to tell the world …they negotiated a fiver off.

The business strategy of the Trust is mind blowing.

What a shocker, this childish initiative was gently tossed into the ‘Further Discussion Outside Of The Meeting’ file.


MC raised the implications of StubHub next season. While THST acknowledged the modifications already in place on the platform such as the £150 price cap (the only cap globally across their portfolio), there were concerns that any home match allocated by Loyalty Points could be bypassed by those fans willing and able to pay up to £150 on the platform.

IM confirmed a meeting with Stubhub at the start of June and agreed to explore the possibility of installing further filters on the platform.

Pathetic.

This is like asking the man who is flogging you if he planning to use a slightly softer whip as you’re getting shredded by the current one.

The StubHub relationship is beyond parasitic.

THFC even sell their own corporate packages on it.

Loyalt Points are vetoed the moment you introduce a third party. Grow a fakin brain.

The SH platform does not require further filters, it requires binning.

It its place THFC can use the all the money they snide off in respect of ‘booking’ and ‘handling’ fees and construct an in house mechanism for the resale of genuine spares.

Football clubs are so disconnected from their fanbase in so many ways that this could in fact be the last bastion of honour and goodwill.

The system could operate a nominal fee for selling spares on a sale or return basis, and so the entire enterprise would merely pay for itself.

Imagine that. Setting up an element of customer service that didn’t make a bean, it just did the right thing.


MC asked for reassurance that the deal would not be renewed with StubHub next May, stating THST’s opposition to the secondary ticketing market and preference for an ethical, face value exchange.

DL commented that all options remained open at this stage.

Not even offered the old ‘Further Discussion Outside Of The Meeting’ meeting.

Just told that he had a really small one and he should really just use it for pissing out of.


RM asked about the plans to mark the last season at WHL.

DC was open to all suggestions, especially from fans and it was thought THST may be used as the conduit to collate these ideas. The Club was in the process of establishing a regular group to handle this.

The Trust are witheringly weak.

You don’t get in the room and say, ‘hey we got on the room, let’s see what they tell us!’

Bunnies in the headlights.

The whole point of these meetings is to create a dialogue, make it a two way street.

Take in some bloody ideas with you.

Be an influencer.


RM asked whether the last match at WHL would be a league match or a specially arranged game. DC explained the build programme made It difficult to host another match at the end of the Premier League calendar, so it would likely be a league game. 

Oh dear.

Not only do we want to squat at Wembley, opposed to earn the right to play there, the Trust want some gay back slapping self testimonial cross dressing festival.

That thing about taking ideas in?

Scrap that.


KL asked whether the Club would ask for dispensation to play a block of Premier League matches away from WHL at the start and end of the forthcoming campaign. DL confirmed this had been requested – not a block, but two matches at the end of the campaign – and this was being considered by the PL. 

My mind is blown.

How about campaigning so we all get a free lollypop.

Jesus wept.


It was confirmed that fans would be able to purchase their seats once the final game had been played at White Hart Lane. 

One last pump up the anus from the person that kidnapped and repeatedly violated you.

Would it really be too much to hand these bits of worthless plastic to the poor schmucks who had been paying for them again and again and again and again, in some instances for generations?

Really?


 

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