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ITK March Is A Make Or Break Stadium Month

By The Boy -

Difficult to get excited about stadium updates for a number of reasons.

  1. Most normal human beings aren’t excited by architectural updates. Unless they are actual architects, of course.
  2. Chris Cowlin looks like a cross between a 1980s estate agent and serial killer.

Sources close to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are suggesting to the Harry Hotspur blog that March is the next pit stop on the abysmal, abusive and exploitative stadium journey*

*Levyologist wording, NOT mine

It’s my understanding that the appropriate folks from the London Fire Brigade will be ushered in again next month and backroom staff for the club will once again be clutching rosary beads and dismembered pieces of rabbit.

Anyone still defending ENIC at this point wants their head testing.

ENIC are STILL trying to correct the endless foul-ups that they so personally oversaw during this build.

This GIGANTIC waste of money should have been opened and fully functioning back in September last year.

Had we stayed at The Lane and spent a modest amount in the last 2 transfer windows, we could have probably have won the league this season.

But winning is for losers.

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Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Ker ching. Its not only residential properties that sub let to help pay the mortgage. It’s how it goes now mate. The atmosphere and football will be good there. Thats all that matters on match days. Gonna be some big noise. 🙂

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

‘Cohen dead, Volve for sale’

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

Bleedin typo. Misspelled ‘comical’

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

At least the Raiders or some such will eventually have the best stadium in Europe.

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

What’s commercial about him?

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

You told me you replaced the Volvo with a pony and trap !?!

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  paul

Charlie taste, wizz money.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

So we’re volvos now? Hardly. Top of the range merc maybe. we aint no volvos

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Southgate. I know you know all about murcus’s ability. On your German trips go check out Marcus too and tell him. “You can still make the euros son. Knuckle down.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

If we put Trippier in a bin, we’ll get sued by the council for fly tipping commercial waste.

Spurswizard
Spurswizard
4 years ago

Poch is going too. That’s why he didn’t want to spend in January

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago

Close, it’s getting messier

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

So if I spend a billion quid on a new garage, it’ll turn my Volvo into a Rolls Royce, yeah?

#triffic

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

I don’t care If he don’t care. See ya mate. Levy. rinse that “special relationship w a n k e r! Go a bit easier with barca.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

And the trophies. 🙂

paul
paul
4 years ago
Reply to  Only Me

Champagne taste, lemonade pockets.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

We never sold messi. He’s only gone out to Holland on loan. He’ll be back. 🙂

Paddio
Paddio
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

Irony is it wasn’t planned just out done by calamity

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  paul

Utterly depressing, virtually everything he has done for the last month has been a token gesture

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

That means Levy’s going to try and buy half a team again on the cheap with 1 stars fee. Ohhhhhhh…now I can see what all the Levybotomees were talking about when they said knocking down the Lane to allow the big bowl will mean the team can sign big stars…..

Wait??….ENIC are doing exactly the same as before??

Yes. Of course.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Assume Grealish is still available 😩

Paddio
Paddio
4 years ago
Reply to  paul

Since World Cup if you look at his twitter page profile and banner pictures

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Yup.

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Sounds just about how Levy likes to roll. Uncle Joe’s wallet still stapled shut after 17 years, while Baldy rakes in 9m a year for winning nothing.

Thank fuck for the micro brewery eh?!

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Read the same elsewhere. There was no warchest. Eriksen’s sale IS the warchest.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

There is never a summer in Blighty so I can only assume he means the summer of 69, and I have no idea where Brian Adam resides now?

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

🙋

paul
paul
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Tin tin mentally checked out of chez THFC about 5 or 6 games ago. He’s gone.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Only Me

Fact, allegedly.

He’s the catalyst for a big spend up, ala Bale.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

There is never a summer in Blighty so I can only assume he means the summer of 69, and I have no idea where Brian Adam resides now?

Sid Trotter
Sid Trotter
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Is next summer this one, or the one after?, me thinks it depends when and where your summer is. I’m in Canada. But my next summer in Argentina is just ending. Erikssen is in London and their next summer won’t be until 2022

Only Me
Only Me
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Fact or theory? I.e good source ITK or theory based on him not being a complete mug and believing levy will actually support the team next season? I mean 3rd,2nd,3rd and what looks like 3rd again on a worse transfer policy than those getting relegated. Most chairman would be “wow… one or two top purchases and we are champs…” levy goes “fuck me, champs league money at championship investment! “

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

You burk inshaw 🙂

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
4 years ago

Harry Hotspur
Christian Eriksen is gone next summer.
Cheerio.

Are we buying Messi?

BobbytheBrain
BobbytheBrain
4 years ago

Couldn’t agree more. What sort of idiot would sanction a billion pound spend on a stadium in an era where matchday revenues are almost an irrelevance? How long is it going to take the additional bums on seats to pay off the debt? I can’t believe Levy gets such an easy time in the press – can no one else see the emperors new clothes?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Imagine if the fans at Wembley on Sunday never spent a single penny there in protest. No tills ringing. Levy would be shook. No sales 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

We will not play a competitive game there until next season. This has been blatantly obvious since around September.

All of this was planned…

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

Could be worse. Don’t forget our esteemed leader wanted to fuck off to Stratford…. He’d have spent big then, on a new yacht for a certain old person….

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
4 years ago

“Had we stayed at The Lane and spent a modest amount in the last 2 transfer windows, we could have probably have won the league this season.”

Actually all we had to do was

1. Bin Trippier

2. Replace him with someone as good as Rose and right footed

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago

Christian Eriksen is gone next summer.

Cheerio.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago

Winning??

You are a fool from the 80’s!

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago

Nobody will be talking about stadium delays in a years time but many will be talking about Spurs having the best football stadium in Europe.

Though I’ve heard there is no cheese shop as THFC didn’t want to offend any fans of a Vegan persuasion

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

People who are turned on by amazing architecture and engineering are “excited by it. The only thing Tottenham about the stadium is the pitch. No Tottenham logs in the bowl apart from digital ones. Its an entertainment arena. They all will be one day.

BobbytheBrain
BobbytheBrain
5 years ago

Couldn’t agree more. What sort of idiot would sanction a billion pound spend on a stadium in an era where matchday revenues are almost an irrelevance? How long is it going to take the additional bums on seats to pay off the debt? I can’t believe Levy gets such an easy time in the press – can no one else see the emperors new clothes?

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Sounds just about how Levy likes to roll. Uncle Joe’s wallet still stapled shut after 17 years, while Baldy rakes in 9m a year for winning nothing.

Thank fuck for the micro brewery eh?!

Spurswizard
Spurswizard
5 years ago

Poch is going too. That’s why he didn’t want to spend in January

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Southgate. I know you know all about murcus’s ability. On your German trips go check out Marcus too and tell him. “You can still make the euros son. Knuckle down.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

We never sold messi. He’s only gone out to Holland on loan. He’ll be back. 🙂

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
5 years ago

Harry Hotspur
Christian Eriksen is gone next summer.
Cheerio.

Are we buying Messi?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  paul

Charlie taste, wizz money.

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

Irony is it wasn’t planned just out done by calamity

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

We will not play a competitive game there until next season. This has been blatantly obvious since around September.

All of this was planned…

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago
Reply to  paul

Since World Cup if you look at his twitter page profile and banner pictures

Billy the yid
5 years ago

Could be worse. Don’t forget our esteemed leader wanted to fuck off to Stratford…. He’d have spent big then, on a new yacht for a certain old person….

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

Imagine if the fans at Wembley on Sunday never spent a single penny there in protest. No tills ringing. Levy would be shook. No sales 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

paul
paul
5 years ago
Reply to  Only Me

Champagne taste, lemonade pockets.

paul
paul
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

Tin tin mentally checked out of chez THFC about 5 or 6 games ago. He’s gone.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

So we’re volvos now? Hardly. Top of the range merc maybe. we aint no volvos

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

What’s commercial about him?

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

You told me you replaced the Volvo with a pony and trap !?!

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

Ker ching. Its not only residential properties that sub let to help pay the mortgage. It’s how it goes now mate. The atmosphere and football will be good there. Thats all that matters on match days. Gonna be some big noise. 🙂

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

At least the Raiders or some such will eventually have the best stadium in Europe.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  onedavemackay

And the trophies. 🙂

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago

“Had we stayed at The Lane and spent a modest amount in the last 2 transfer windows, we could have probably have won the league this season.”

Actually all we had to do was

1. Bin Trippier

2. Replace him with someone as good as Rose and right footed

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

I don’t care If he don’t care. See ya mate. Levy. rinse that “special relationship w a n k e r! Go a bit easier with barca.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

That means Levy’s going to try and buy half a team again on the cheap with 1 stars fee. Ohhhhhhh…now I can see what all the Levybotomees were talking about when they said knocking down the Lane to allow the big bowl will mean the team can sign big stars…..

Wait??….ENIC are doing exactly the same as before??

Yes. Of course.

onedavemackay
onedavemackay
5 years ago

Nobody will be talking about stadium delays in a years time but many will be talking about Spurs having the best football stadium in Europe.

Though I’ve heard there is no cheese shop as THFC didn’t want to offend any fans of a Vegan persuasion

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Assume Grealish is still available ?

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

There is never a summer in Blighty so I can only assume he means the summer of 69, and I have no idea where Brian Adam resides now?

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

Read the same elsewhere. There was no warchest. Eriksen’s sale IS the warchest.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

?

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago
Reply to  Sid Trotter

There is never a summer in Blighty so I can only assume he means the summer of 69, and I have no idea where Brian Adam resides now?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

You burk inshaw 🙂

Sid Trotter
Sid Trotter
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

Is next summer this one, or the one after?, me thinks it depends when and where your summer is. I’m in Canada. But my next summer in Argentina is just ending. Erikssen is in London and their next summer won’t be until 2022

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago

Winning??

You are a fool from the 80’s!

Only Me
Only Me
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

Fact or theory? I.e good source ITK or theory based on him not being a complete mug and believing levy will actually support the team next season? I mean 3rd,2nd,3rd and what looks like 3rd again on a worse transfer policy than those getting relegated. Most chairman would be “wow… one or two top purchases and we are champs…” levy goes “fuck me, champs league money at championship investment! “

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

People who are turned on by amazing architecture and engineering are “excited by it. The only thing Tottenham about the stadium is the pitch. No Tottenham logs in the bowl apart from digital ones. Its an entertainment arena. They all will be one day.

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