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ITK: Bonzo, Bad Advice And You Can Guess The Rest

ITK: Bonzo, Bad Advice And You Can Guess The Rest

Gladys tells me through gritted teeth it has to be said that our boy Kyle Walker may be having dreams and or expectations beyond his station …when it comes to his contract extension.

Glad assures me that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are doing their upmost to secure the services of all of the valued members of the current playing squad including Bonzo.

To be honest folks, this leaves me in somewhat a of a dilemma.

Nice cars, Dilemmas.

Bonzo has been endlessly lauded for being fast.聽Elsewhere on Planet Football, the more discerning analysts amongst us have needed the boy to offer more. A brain would be great.

I’d let Bonzo ‘Walks’聽and let Trippier effortlessly step in and improve us.

You see Kyle, I too can fucking dream, you braindead tit.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • spurs108 May 4, 2017 at 10:35 am

  • spurs108 May 4, 2017 at 10:32 am
  • Sid May 3, 2017 at 3:13 am

    ronwol196061
    El Cid!!!!!!!!!!!!

    馃檪

  • Fre眉nd or Foe May 2, 2017 at 8:11 pm

    Taking my (very bruised) son for a farewell to the Lane on Thursday, yay!!! Shouldn’t have told him just before bedtime, he’s bouncing off the walls now!

  • Urbane Sturgeon May 2, 2017 at 7:52 pm

    I’ve seen too many games during which a dangerously pacy & strong left sided midfielder has be nullified by Walkies superior pace & strength to take the idea of his leaving with an insouciant sneer.

    The wonderful and ever improving Trippier offers a high quality alternative but is not, at this point, a replacement.

    Extend the boy Walker’s contract.

  • spursa May 2, 2017 at 7:26 pm

    To walk or not to walk, that is the question my dear friends.
    Interesting advice from Tony Cascarino to our Walker:
    http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2017/05/02/tony-cascarino-urges-tottenham-hotspur-to-cash-in-on-kyle-walker/

  • Sid May 2, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    How do you post pics, do you have to use a photo hosting site or whatever they’re called?

    • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      Anything ending .jpg .jpeg .gif

  • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:59 pm

    Sid?

  • Sid May 2, 2017 at 6:51 pm

    F#*k Arsenal

    • caveman May 2, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      F&%K Chelsea

      • Sid May 2, 2017 at 6:55 pm

        And if you’re down with either of them, f*#k you too!

        • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 7:01 pm

          Migraine? Red bull?

          • gloster1861 May 2, 2017 at 7:02 pm

            Is this Aw! Sid?

          • Sid May 2, 2017 at 7:06 pm

            Nah

            • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 7:36 pm

              El Cid!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gloster1861 May 2, 2017 at 6:50 pm

    Happy birthday McG. Sunday’s game was an early present!

    I’d be happier with Walker’s possible departure if I’d actually seen Walker-Peters in action. I hear he’s a strong prospect, hoping to see him on Thursday with the U23s in what I believe is the penultimate match at the old place.

  • Still Nil Nil May 2, 2017 at 6:07 pm

    If you don’t want to play for Spurs.
    If you think you’re bigger than the club.
    If you think you’re better than you are.
    If you don’t buy into poch and the feelosphee.
    Then fuck off.

    • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 6:09 pm

      * but not to another premier league club.

      • Still Nil Nil May 2, 2017 at 6:10 pm

        Indeed.
        Birmingham City?

        • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 6:18 pm

          I don’t think too much of the above applies, recon his agent’s been giving it ‘look how much I can get you!’ Time will tell I guess. Neither of the manc clubs, or if so, has to be a player exchange deal that works for us.

          • UnkleTaff May 2, 2017 at 6:25 pm

            I don’t think for a second that Walker is looking to leave. Someone somewhere reports that he wants to have a chat with the coach and a few rounds of Chinese Whispers later…

            • gloster1861 May 2, 2017 at 7:03 pm

              And he’s gone…

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:10 pm

      Let Him Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Ban Him!!!

      • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 6:23 pm

        Poke him in the eye & slice his achilles.

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:47 pm

          Its not good enough pull him in front of Harry and his guillotine!!!

  • Still Nil Nil May 2, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    The grass ain’t always greener…

    Ask the 3 billy goats gruff.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:06 pm

      You survived the game Still !!!!!!

      • Still Nil Nil May 2, 2017 at 6:08 pm

        Hello Ronny.

        I did indeed.

        How’s tricks matey?

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:57 pm

          Great Still mate!!!
          Looking forward to seeing you lot again…mayve you could arrest HD next time….Im going to send him over

          • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:58 pm

            For the Millwall game

  • SeattleSpursGuy May 2, 2017 at 5:53 pm

    Poch has made it clear that he will weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to wear the Lily White shirt. Kyle has improved a lot under Poch, but if he falls into that category, see ya.

  • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 5:39 pm

    Everybody’s Walking at me
    I don’t fear a pass they’re playing
    Only the ones in from behind.

    People stopping, staring
    Opposition not at the races
    Only a shadow in their eyes

    I’m going where the sun keeps shining
    Down at White Hart Lane
    Going, whilst I’ll pay through the nose!

    Banking off of the northeast stand
    Sailing on a summer breeze
    And the enemy are sinking like a stone

    I’m going where the sun keeps shining
    Down at White Hart Lane
    Going where the footie suits my brain.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      Going back a few years there McG
      Think it was from Midnite Cowboy brilliant flick…Echos of my Mind

      • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 6:11 pm

        Bingo bongo!

      • UnkleTaff May 2, 2017 at 6:12 pm

        • UnkleTaff May 2, 2017 at 6:17 pm

          This, for those who don’t know, was an improvised scene. Apparently the street they were filming on was supposed to have been blocked but someone inadvertently let the taxi through.

          But, as good as it was, it’s got a long way to go to beat this — surely the daddy of all improvised film lines:

          • Harry Hotspur May 2, 2017 at 6:38 pm

            Superb

        • Harry Hotspur May 2, 2017 at 6:39 pm

          One of the greatest films ever made.

          • UnkleTaff May 2, 2017 at 6:41 pm

            Yup. Hoffman gives an incredible performance.

            • gloster1861 May 2, 2017 at 6:42 pm

              Genuinely moving death scene on the bus to Florida. Moved me to tears.

  • caveman May 2, 2017 at 4:55 pm

    I thought I was going to be first when I opened this blog today, but I can see that whilst I have been cutting grass and strimming weeds others have been sitting in front of their computers/tablets/ipads whilst scratching their bollocks. Life is unfair. COYS

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 5:12 pm

      I was clever I cut the weeds during the Ghent game

      • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 5:17 pm

        Who’d of gnome?

        • caveman May 2, 2017 at 5:39 pm

          Happy birthday lad.

          • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 6:06 pm

            Cheers, hope you good!

  • AntSpurs May 2, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Don’t try to compare us to another bad little fad,
    I’m the Mac G baby, give you something that you never had
    I’ll make ya bump bump wiggle and shake your rump,
    ‘Cause I’ll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna jump,
    How high? Real high, ’cause I’m just so fly
    A young lovable, hugable type of guy
    And everything is to the back with a little slack,
    ‘Cause inside-out is wiggity, wiggity, wiggity wack,
    I come stompin’ with somethin’ pumpin’ to keep you jumpin’
    R&B, rappin’ bull crap is what I’m dumpin’,
    Ain’t nothin’ sucker about McG, I’m all that
    So when they ask, “Do I rock?” Say Believe that
    Jump jump,
    The Mac Dad will make you jump jump,
    Daddy Mac will make you jump jump,
    Macky G will make you jump jump,
    Uh huh uh huh,
    Jump jump,
    The Mac Dad will make you jump jump,
    Daddy Mac will make you jump jump,
    Macky G will make you jump jump.

    Have a stonking, rocking, booming Happy Birthday Macky G. Oh yeeeesh ! CHEERS 馃嵑馃帀馃嵕馃悡鈿斤笍

    • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Get a room you two.

      • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 5:13 pm

        I aleays thought about getting a loom

        • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 5:14 pm

          Ronglish at its best ^^^

          • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:08 pm

            We are selling canteens if cutkery right now

    • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 5:13 pm

      Cheers dude, I’ll book us in for 8!! 馃槈

  • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 4:07 pm

    My solution for diving, if they get a player sent off & it’s proven, the red gets reversed & the diver gets the three match ban instead. Recon that would work!

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 6:00 pm

      My solution for diving…get rid if the Russian judge!

      • Aussie in Switzerland May 2, 2017 at 6:26 pm

        It’s Trumps fault

  • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    Cheers for the wishes Horny & Spurts!

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 3:58 pm

      Oi you bastard what about me?

      • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 4:05 pm

        I did, further down!!

        • Horndog May 2, 2017 at 4:32 pm

          He went down on you, Ron.馃槀

          • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 5:13 pm

            Argggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 3:34 pm

    A waddle and a fork
    He is no Modric, Bale or Siggurdson neither Berbatov, Sheringham, Carrick, Waddle or Hoddle but he would most def do a job in Prem and no one would be happy facing him

    Exactly, least of all us!

  • TopOfThePochs May 2, 2017 at 3:30 pm

    Walker is one of those players who will uncoil under a different manager & regime.

    He’d do well to remember his years of limited underachieving performances pre Poch, and players like Shaw & Lovren whose post Poch careers have receded faster than Alan Shearers hairline.

    He’d do well to stick where he is and allow Poch to boost his career and potential further before considering the easy money.

    On another note, if you actually stop listening to the hack and look at the facts you’ll see that Poch has been alternating Walker and Trippier for months now so this being dropped fall of a sudden is clear showing in the dark to try to beef up their stories.

  • Lilywhite without the II May 2, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    I would keep Walker, not a huge fan but its a tricky position to replace and having 2 of them at a good standard makes sense. He has played some good games for us this season. It “may” also effect the squad if someone claims to want to leave. He’s probably demanding too much especially after being put in the player of the season team and is now effecting his form. Fair shout to Poch for dropping him…

  • Superspoz 馃弳 May 2, 2017 at 3:23 pm

    There is a need for speed on the flanks. Wouldn’t be surprised if walker is sold and nkoudu is deployed there as a wing back in the 343 formation with trips in the 4231.

  • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    I just feel another 4 blogs coming in my water

  • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    I watch other teams with envy as they field players who can find one of their own team with a cross or threaded pass from the wing or byline. Both Davies and Walker are the worst I’ve ever seen at this particular skill. Rose is more in the same category as Trippier in being able to put in a dangerous ball, rather than being able to pick out a team mate – I’d argue, those types of ball are more difficult to defend.

    I like the way Walker gets us up the pitch. The brain farts have become fewer this season, I feel.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:34 pm

      You are asking them to be all star attackers AND all star defenders.
      Even Rose?
      Isnt he?
      They are good enough..believe me

      • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:42 pm

        I’m asking them to be able to kick a football in the final third. It’s not a lot to ask.

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:43 pm

          It is
          Anyway Rose is good at it

          • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:44 pm

            he has gotten better at it. Still a bit hit and hope.

            One of the most important team members tough.

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:45 pm

          What about this relative to Eriksens corners and Lloris kick outs and us fucking around in the first third?

          • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:46 pm

            I haven’t got all day, mate!

            (Well, sometimes I have. But I’m doing some work this week).

            • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:47 pm

              馃榿

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      If Dele gives everything,every game and Eriksen continues to gain confidence….and Lloris kicks out better…and Dembele takes more chances further up the field we will hsve nothing to worry about

      • Caspurs鈾匡笍 May 2, 2017 at 1:44 pm

        You don’t ask for much….

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:46 pm

          Thats not half of it

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:46 pm

          Its about 99.9% of it

          • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:48 pm

            the other 0.1% is about FLOW

            • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:51 pm

              Its all about flow

              Too much sideways passing still
              Infact now we are doing it in defence
              Id like to see more dynamic play to get to tge other team before that all get back

              Its about flow

              Fucking getting the passing right

              Looking for a teamate

              Ouch.hurting the defence

              Walker

              • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:55 pm

                nice stream of consciousness!

                I was impressed with how we calmly defended on Sunday – playing short passes to each other inside a packed penalty area before clearing the ball or starting a counter.

                Also impressed with how Wanyama showed he can drive past people.

                • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:57 pm

                  I was shitting myself every time we calmly stroked the ball about the penalty box until one of them kicked it right to an opposing player up the field. Once Kane got it.
                  Still it shows nerve I guess but not mine.

                  • Camus May 2, 2017 at 2:21 pm

                    Same here, Ron. I wasn’t convinced by Lloris’s sweeper-keeper routine and passing along the back-line at all. On another day, we gifted 2 goals.

              • AccringtonSpurs May 2, 2017 at 1:57 pm

                ronwol196061

                Id like to see more dynamic play to get to tge other team before that all get back

                I don’t think we have the pace to get up the pitch in numbers before their defence get set again. But, we can be dynamic at times.

                • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:58 pm

                  We still are passing sidewats too much
                  We need to find space and the pass quicker

            • Aussie in Switzerland May 2, 2017 at 2:48 pm

              If we played 2 strikers, maybe Lloris could hoof it more frequently

    • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 2:15 pm

      Blimey. Almost every other fan in the country watches us with envy. Still, ne’er mind, eh?

    • mattspurs May 2, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      Davies hit our best corners at the weekend

  • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Walker is feared on the defensive side…on the attacking side he us a bunny rabbit

    Trippier is great at wing play but stillba Burnley defender

    They are two good backs.Thats it.

    Peter Baker and Ron Henry were two good backs in the Double team.

  • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    Happy birthday McG Box. 馃槻

  • Camus May 2, 2017 at 1:11 pm

    I’m not sold on Trippier yet. Granted, i’m basing this principally on a few recent games, but I see him as a really average defender who can sometimes cross a ball nicely. His positioning as a defender worries me and vs Chelsea in the cup and the Goons on Sunday, I think the game(s) completely passed him by. Walker is frustrating because he can’t cross very well but I rate his speed & work rate and he is usually dependable for approx. 34 out of 38 games a season. I hear he was very poor vs Palace. Hope he recaptures his form and keeps his attitude in check (if he has one).

  • Horndog May 2, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Just got up, 5 am my time, third blog in. Making sure I wish the ever present, opinionated and plucky McG a very Happy Birthday.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      Do you have a list??????

      Happy Birthday McG!!!!!!!!@

      • Horndog May 2, 2017 at 1:35 pm

        No, he announced it on the first blog in, this morning. I was asleep, like I am during most blogs. 馃槵

        • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:38 pm

          You Sleep?????????????????????

      • McG 鈿解毥 May 2, 2017 at 3:37 pm

        Cheers Ron, been a nice day down the pub! Charity shop next!!

  • Sid Trotter May 2, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    But who would be back up to Trippier? I can’t see Levy running down the channels and firing it in accurately.

    • Horndog May 2, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      Youngster in the pack, Kyle Walker-Peters. Apparently he is a player.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:43 pm

      Levy is no left winger

  • A waddle and a fork May 2, 2017 at 12:37 pm

    Trippier is decent enough but honestly is he better. He’s certainly not dynamic.

    • mattspurs May 2, 2017 at 1:04 pm

      The major difference is Trippier always seems to have an idea what he’s going to do before he gets the ball – he doesn’t always execute perfectly but you can see that most of the time he makes the correct decision. He can see a pass and more importantly knows when to hit it first time and when to take a touch. Walker kind of seems to find himself in attacking positions then looks up and takes touches before choosing the wrong pass too late.

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:24 pm

      Is Davies?

      They are backs!!!!

  • mattspurs May 2, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    If Man City are willing to pay 拢40m+ then maybe he should be sold. Not a bad figure for potentially our weakest first team player. In three years under Poch he’s way below most of the first team in terms of appearances due to constantly needing to be rested.

    For Walker, maybe he looks at Man Cit and thinks he can sign a 5-6 year deal that sets him up for life and retirement. 拢200k+ there or 拢90k at Spurs? Let’s face it he probably won’t be a tactical mastermind manager after his playing career ends so an extra 拢15m in the bank might be needed.

  • 61SpursNut May 2, 2017 at 12:27 pm

    # We’ve got Walker, Kyle Walker
    I just don’t think you understand.
    He hasn’t got a brain.
    But this is his refrain.
    We’ve got Kyle Wa-alker.

    • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      Kyle Walker 500 miles and
      Kyle Walker 500 more

      • Caspurs鈾匡笍 May 2, 2017 at 12:42 pm

        Walker came from Miami F.L.A.
        Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
        Plucked her eyebrows on the way
        Shaved her legs and then he was a she
        She said, hey babe, take a Walker on the wild side,
        Said, hey honey, take a Walker on the wild side.

        • Spurstacus 馃拫 May 2, 2017 at 12:49 pm

          Nice.

          • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:21 pm

            Nice S.? Its your anthem!!!!!馃榿

    • ronwol196061馃嚚馃嚘 May 2, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Walker on By
      Walker on By-yy
      Foolish pride
      Youve got to see the players
      he left behi-i-ind

  • Fre眉nd or Foe May 2, 2017 at 12:15 pm

    He’s just upset that he hasn’t got a song. Well let me tell you Kyle, we don’t hand out songs like sweeties, you have to earn your song. Jan had a song, then he lost it, now he’s earned it back again. Take heed Kyle, lots of heed.

    • Horndog May 2, 2017 at 1:00 pm

      I heed you.

  • Ronwol1960-61 May 2, 2017 at 12:14 pm

    Walker is tough bastard that thinks he is a football player
    He cant do everything but where backs are concerned you don’t need a brain surgeon
    Just a tough and fast bastard
    When somebody mentions brains and backs in the same breath its like when DD says that its essential that Dembele score. Its not. For Walker tackling and a simple pass with do along with runs down the wing.Of course a cross might occasionally go into the box but that is a bonus,much like Dembele scoring

  • LingLongMan 馃毌 May 2, 2017 at 12:12 pm

    He’d never make it at another club, not many who leave do.

    • A waddle and a fork May 2, 2017 at 12:41 pm

      He is no Modric, Bale or Siggurdson neither Berbatov, Sheringham, Carrick, Waddle or Hoddle but he would most def do a job in Prem and no one would be happy facing him

    • Harry Hotspur May 2, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      Coil Walker.

      He’s preventative.

  • Fre眉nd or Foe May 2, 2017 at 12:07 pm

    Hmmm.

  • 89Spurs 馃憗 May 2, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    Lol x2

  • spursy May 2, 2017 at 12:03 pm

    Lol x

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