Watching two of the seemingly noisiest teams in the transfer window nose dive into their respective runways opposed to landing safely was a delight in itself.
Liverpool are suffering from believing their own hype and questions need to be asked as to whether Klopp has a more sophisticated plan up his sleeve than whatever his current one might be.
I lost track of how many players Ronald Koeman bought – so looked it up – and he managed to flush £126.72million down the transfer toilet on 16 players. With this borne in mind and after watching Everton play, this could be the greatest managerial fiasco since Roy Keane was in charge at Sunderland.
The return of Rooney was predictably mediocre; you could have forgotten he was playing until the death of it when we got some trademark huffing and pink faced puffing. So far all Everton Football Club have got for their money is a lot of people wearing a shirt bearing the name of bloke with failed weave that drinks and drives and fails to cheat properly on his wife.
Bill Kenwright looks f____ed if we’re being frank. I’ve seen healthier looking cab drivers who exist on stale tea, takeaway food and fistfuls of antacid pills. Farhad Moshiri must feel like he has bought 49.9% of a full ashtray to continue the Carry On Cabbing theme.
Everton have the UEFA to cope with which will drain them nicely. Maybe the ‘plan’ is to win the UEFA, yeah that’ll be it.
Analysis, some cooing and more of the usual second rate vitriol to follow…