I had a psychiatrist pop round caravan once. He said to me, “I see you enjoy hawking!” Everyone has a living to make, but after momentarily pulling a confused face, I replied “Never done the door to door schtick myself, Doc…”
Then I realised he was of course referring to a somewhat self indulgent canvas, of me with a Sea Eagle on my gauntlet.
Here in the United Kingdom, our heads lay easily upon our pillows at night knowing that the RSPB is staunchly supported. I even have a pair of their binoculars, specifically for watching raptors.
David Lammy is indeed rare bird.
All Tottenham fans will have seen the huge speculation about those who want to buy the club. Some of the people have even knocked on my door and asked me [about whether they should by the club].
The sort of questions they ask the local MP are about regeneration plans for the area, what the local authority are like to deal with and what is my vision [for the area].
For all sorts of reasons Spurs would be a great club to buy. They are solvent and have great ambitions.
It’s been run extremely well by Daniel Levy on the behalf of Joe Lewis.”
We’re solvent. Hurrah!
Every time I hear Mr Lammy enunciate his views on Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, I see footage of Brian Potter crying “Like what I’ve done with it?!” runnng in my head.
The THST are meeting with ENIC’s representatives on Planet Earth in two days time. On Thursday to be specific. They will be using all the tenners they keep on getting sent to ask the questions that count. Like…
“Do we need to report any flushing issues in the jacks whilst we’re here?” and “When will there be more ‘Walker’s Wind-Ups!’ broadcast on the official video channel?”
One Vision. Fried Chicken.
