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On paper Spurs have got this wrapped up. And it could be a high-scoring affair to boot.
But can Spurs build on an impressive opening win at home to Borussia Dortmund in Group H? Victory in Cyprus could us in a strong position to qualify given Dortmund host Real Madrid.
Jan The Man is serving a one-match ban after receiving two yellow cards against ze Germans, so Poch may put his faith in 19-year-old summer signing Juan Foyth.
GROUP E has Spartak Moscow hosting Liverpool. Draw.
GROUP F sees the seemingly unstoppable Manchester City vs Shakattack Don’t Ask. Home win.
We’re in GROUP H of course. So that’s Apoel Nicosia 19:45 Tottenham Hotspur. Away win. Elsewhere Borussia Dortmund entertain Real Madrid. Home win. A fiver accumulator on that little lot should
lose you a fiver multiply your stake by 20. Good luck.