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Hotspur’s Saturday Hunches #17

Hotspur’s Saturday Hunches #17

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Eyes down for a full house.

Newcastle United vs Manchester City and Toon fans must be asking themselves is it entirely coincidental that their side’s for has gone down the toilet from the day that Alan ‘Pards’ Pardew secured a new contract fatter than Mike Ashley’s neck. I’ve said it before, I think the problem at Newcastle is the same one they’ve had at QPR. Too many players believing their own hype, too many agents incessantly circling. Prediction? A toss up between a narrow away win and an emphatic away win. 0-3, maybe 1-4.

Liverpool ‘entertain’ Aston Villa and perhaps a clue here is in the injury list. Barren Dent is out and Luis Suarez is back in. Mind you, there are other clues. In fact lots of them. Villa are goal difference off the relegation zone and if you have been hearing voices in your head again, bookmakers will be falling over themselves to oblige and you can still get 9’s in lots of places. I’d love to see this be a draw but am struggling to see why that would happen. Prediction? 2-0.

Yanited take on Sunderland and I really wouldn’t want to be Martin O’Neil today. In fact I wouldn’t particularly want to be him on any day. He’s got chemistry teacher hair and pound shop glasses. Slur Alex will want to use the win against City as the jolt they needed to start going through the gears. Sunderland have the look of a side that will draw themselves out of trouble and it’s ambitious to believe they’ll get one today. Prediction? It could get messy, but say 3-0.

Norwich play Wigan and while everyone was sleeping, few noticed the Canaries creep up the table and sit level on points with both ‘on fire’ West Ham and the mighty Liverpool. I think Norwich will win and I think they could do so comfortably. So a no nonsense 3-0 from me.

Everton travel to Stoke and while Chelsea are fannying about in Japan, us, the Toffees and the Baggies are all sat on 26 points, hovering. Everton won’t find Stoke as obliging as we were; after a mixed start Pulis has put together a decent vein of form and we should hope that they can help us out with a a win or a draw. Prediction? A 2-2 draw. I hope.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 10:28 pm

    Down the Gunners!

  • CincinnatiYid December 15, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    The 2d Amendment has been misread and misused since almost the beginning. The right to bear arms is tied to the need for a”well regulated militia”. That’s what we beat you with at Lexington and Concord. That doesn’t cover sick cretins murdering kindergarteners and women. Dumbfuckistan? I must reluctantly agree, I say with shame.

    • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 10:27 pm

      Bravo Piers and sorry to the confederates that support Spurs!

  • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    Piers Morgan may shooprt thee Gunners but Not the Guns…Bravo to him even if he is a gooner!

    • Frontwheel 2 December 15, 2012 at 4:36 pm

      Nah,the mans a total wank stain

    • Billy Legit December 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm

      There are over 250 privately owned firearms in Dumbfuckistan. If the Feds tried to remove these weapons (in direct contravention of the 2nd Amendment) there would be a civil war. If Obomber tried to implement legislation making it extremely difficult to obtain a firearm, thus denying the American Citizen of his/her right to bear arms, there would be social disorder that would make yesterdays events look like a teddy bears picnic.

      Piers Moron should stick to what he does best- talking bollox about his beloved Arse instead of spouting knee-jerk, hysterical nonsense about a subject matter without taking into account that country’s history and culture of embracing and glorifying violence.

      Then again what would you expect from a shameless, attention seeking, glorified tabloid hack!

      • Billy Legit December 15, 2012 at 5:41 pm

        250 million (duh!)

  • Benspur December 15, 2012 at 3:46 pm

    I bought two shiny new shirts at the start of the season ( which are to small ) :!
    I DEMAND return on my investment in the form of a midfielder who can take a game by the scruff
    And a forward who is not one dimensional and can head a ball surely there is a war chest that hr was kept rightfully or wrongfully well away from.

  • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    With Harry well on the way to success with City,I wouldnt want to but in.
    Can see Wigan drawing with Norwiach though.

    I have more belief in Liverpool than they do.Suarez really is one of the best in England.

  • DessySpur December 15, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Must be Calebray hes obviously ITK and UPHOA

    • calebray December 15, 2012 at 1:07 pm

      well done!!! –
      i have never stooped as low as the itk attention grabbing tomfooolery.
      what is uphoa? sounds cool!!!
      is it a small robot that makes you tea and toast?
      can you get me one?
      thanks love.

      • Billy Legit December 15, 2012 at 1:21 pm

        uphoa = unicycling paranoid hammers on acid.

        • calebray December 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm

          no robot :Disapproval: s and buttery crumpets the…….

          • Billy Legit December 15, 2012 at 2:11 pm

            Calm down sweety, i hear Tefal are in the early stages of development.

  • calebray December 15, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    3 points for the mighty spurs me thinks.
    fans then being pissed off because we still have an arse of a chairman and a twat for a manager.

    • onedavemackay December 15, 2012 at 12:52 pm

      who would you bring in as Chairman and manager?

      • calebray December 15, 2012 at 1:04 pm

        nobody dear boy.
        we are taking the last step before pushing on. would be lunacy.
        for my part, i am very pro levy. i acknowledge the mistakes made along the way, trust we have learnt from them and are building something very special.
        as for avb, i support him wholeheartedly. yes, there seems a reluctance to change systems and some of the substitutions seem a bit wonky but i have no doubt we will have silverware in the next two years and a squad ready to challenge for the title.

        i can also see us selling players for big money. but every time this cycle happens, we react a little quicker and get stronger from it. That is what we are and will be until we make that regular top four breakthrough and have the financial bonus of the new stadium (without being in huge debt like the arse)
        i can ask for no more.

        some can (at the expense of integrity) and that’s what i was alluding to…..

        coys and coygfg

        • Spurstacus December 15, 2012 at 1:47 pm

          Ah jeez, calebray you UPHOA! :Tounge-Out:

  • Bukkake-breath December 15, 2012 at 11:55 am

    I love this time of year January transfer window nearly upon us, sell Liverless and Thudd bring in a shiny new Moutinho or eriksson

  • melcyid December 15, 2012 at 11:43 am

    wot? no ronnie wolman :Crazy2:

    • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 1:13 pm

      Ive lost them.Gravatarless for 3 games

      • theboyhotspur December 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm

        Your pic has been up for days. Upgrade your browser? Point your PC toward Mecca?

        • ronwol196061 December 15, 2012 at 11:52 pm

          Mecca how about the Lyceum????

          Didnt mean Gravatar,Gavalar,,I meant smiley..

          Raciist Smileys.

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