Date: 7th January 2018 at 7:28pm
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Well done, Modern Football. Thanks for the contempt. These games ought to be cheap and they ought to be broadcast. No really, thanks.

Virtually nobody got to see the game other than those dumb enough to pay through the eyeballs to sit in a dreadful stadium, with a dreadful atmosphere. Average expense per mug probably runs in the region of £100.

The flotsam and jetsam scum in your Global Support Reach® had to put up with a periscope feed which bizarrely was far more entertaining than anything existing broadcasters routinely offer.

Elsewhere, Arsenal fans have gone postal. Again.
Thank goodness Spurs fans haven’t mastered the art of annotating Moussa Sissoko stills yet, eh?
 
Comments
  • HarrysDad January 9, 2018 at 3:12 pm

    Stop whinging and get to 1 game in your life you moany twat

  • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 11:55 am
  • Accy January 8, 2018 at 11:39 am

    Onomah getting slated by Villa fans

  • Flynnbob January 8, 2018 at 11:28 am

    Hilarious arsenal fan

    https://youtu.be/D0gogSkUFPA

    • gloster1861 January 8, 2018 at 11:37 am

      He seemed a trifle put out by the team selection.

    • caveman January 8, 2018 at 11:37 am

      More like a demented Arse fan!

  • 💋 January 8, 2018 at 11:20 am

    Sexy Beast
    It’s the pic n mix @ £16.80 a bag that I think is putting people off 👍

    Carrier bag?

    • gloster1861 January 8, 2018 at 11:35 am

      What are they picking and mixing? Magic mushrooms and tabs of LSD?

  • Accy January 8, 2018 at 11:10 am

    Watching MOTD last night looks like Wanyama is getting back to his best already. We’ve really missed him. From the brief clips they highlighted his passing looked exceptional. Lamela looked half decent from a playmaking perspective as well.

  • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Harry Hotspur
    The feed we had last night was very honest-brutally so and the away fans were clearly there to have some fun. Our lot are there out of duty.

    If the season peters out the dutiful will dwindle significantly, especially at Daniels prices, money grabbing twat!

    • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 11:07 am

      There’s a limit to what people will tolerate.

      There’s no point in buying family tickets if they get it back 5 fold on sweets and slushies, it creates ill-will.

      • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 11:11 am

        Bald Weirdo’s marketing manager

        • 💋 January 8, 2018 at 11:19 am

          Is that Steve Bannon?

          • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 11:24 am

            Each guess is a pound.

            • 💋 January 8, 2018 at 11:49 am

              Is it Sophie Raworth?

              • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 11:56 am

                That’s just a pound.

                • 61SpursNut🌰 January 8, 2018 at 11:59 am

                  *pahnd!

  • East Stand January 8, 2018 at 9:34 am

    Arsenal are shit.

    Cheers, back later.

  • Rich G🙄 January 8, 2018 at 8:51 am

    Yeah the only ones that saw it were the idiots supporting their team…..these blogs are getting worse,are you that depressed.🙄

    • Syd 😎 January 8, 2018 at 9:30 am

      Guilty!

  • Syd January 8, 2018 at 8:43 am

    Just wondering if everyone would think it was a successful window if we signed Andre Gomes and Mousa Dembele?

    • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 9:19 am

      Gomes definitely 👍

      • Syd 😎 January 8, 2018 at 9:30 am

        Would love them both

    • Accy January 8, 2018 at 10:12 am

      Don’t want Gomes, personally. Barca’s Sissoko.

  • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 8, 2018 at 8:29 am

    I see yuong 4th getting some praise for yesterdays exploits…

    • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 10:09 am

      At the risk of throwing rational thought into matters – from who? We’re they there? I watched it online from the stand and his was insignificant. Or is this a report from someone listening on the radio and so the analysis is worse than third hand…

  • mattspurs January 8, 2018 at 7:15 am

    Tickets were only £10 (£5 for kids) but only 47,000 turned up – pretty poor.

    • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 7:22 am

      It’s the pic n mix @ £16.80 a bag that I think is putting people off 👍

      • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 8, 2018 at 8:24 am

        I thought for a 3rd round tie vs Dons in a stadium no one likes was pretty good as it goes!

        • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 9:18 am

          Decent compared to other ties 👍

    • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 7:27 am

      Would have been more I’m sure but they took a decision not to open the top section early, when I was looking at tickets there was only single seats scattered all over. Some late comers would have been excluded on that basis I’m sure.

      • caveman January 8, 2018 at 7:36 am

        What was the match like SB?

        • Sexy Beast January 8, 2018 at 7:47 am

          First half dreadful
          Second half not so dreadful
          Atmosphere as per usual fucking awful apart from the away fans
          (Obviously it pick up once we started playing) #hate Wembley

          • caveman January 8, 2018 at 7:49 am

            Thanks SB. Looked good on MOTD, then again, it would do…..

          • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 10:10 am

            The feed we had last night was very honest-brutally so and the away fans were clearly there to have some fun. Our lot are there out of duty.

      • mattspurs January 8, 2018 at 11:10 am

        Ah – OK kinda makes more sense if only lower tier

  • Not a Real Fan. January 8, 2018 at 5:25 am

    David Dillenberg
    True. Very few expected them to beat Chelski in the final but against the odds they deservedly won on the day.

    I’m glad you reminded me of that. I’d almost forgotten it.

  • Matt January 7, 2018 at 11:27 pm

    Didn’t I hear Lawrenson right? Said Spurs I’ll pay Kane a load more, the other players won’t care and he can see Kane staying at Spurs a long time. Doesn’t he know that’s not the narrative?

  • Still Nil Nil January 7, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    Speaking of words people hate, I totally dislike the Word

    It was a shit programme

    • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:37 pm

      Terry Christian. Nuff said.

      • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 10:49 pm

        Word.

  • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    I never liked Savile and always considered him a very creepy figure. But Rolf Harris, now that did shock me and seemed like a betrayal by a popular avuncular icon. Now his catchphrase “can you tell what it is yet?” Is as disturbing as “Jim fixed it for me”.

    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:27 pm

      Ken Dodd’s the one I’m waiting for.

      • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:32 pm

        Did he?

        • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:51 pm

          Doddy?

      • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:40 pm

        Say it’s not so. I love the guy.

    • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:31 pm

      I wonder if Hilary Clinton says “Julian fixed it for me” hahaha

      • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:39 pm

        Hillary 💗 Julian.

        I reckon so, deviousness runs deep with the Clinton family.

    • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 10:53 pm

      i could spot a wrongun from an early age ,Liberace was outed as a wrongun when I first saw him on tele when I was aged six.

      • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 11:09 pm

        I always called Saville, no surprises there tho! What a bunch of morons.

  • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    JackDLad
    Jim’ll Fix It for you!

    Have you seen the Islamic version of the popular family show?: Jamahl Fix it.

  • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Peculiar place to keep one’s Oyster card:

    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm

      • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:24 pm

        Now that’s just bad manners, using three barriers at once.

        • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:53 pm

          If TFL put one of those at every barrier there’d be no fare dodgers.

      • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 10:52 pm

        Probably the one & only time you wouldn’t complain if your card got swallowed..

      • Harry Hotspur January 7, 2018 at 11:00 pm

        Any more fares?

      • Freund or Foe January 7, 2018 at 11:23 pm

        I’m gonna try that.

  • TyredMan 🚯 January 7, 2018 at 10:01 pm
    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:06 pm

      Bum jokes?

      • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 10:06 pm

        That one was pants.

        • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm

          Holey inappropriate?

          • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 10:12 pm

            Holy shite!

  • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm

    Word I dislike most is ‘upcoming’. So uncouth and lacking in grace. What’s wrong with ‘forthcoming’?

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 7, 2018 at 10:01 pm

      You settle for forth, I’ll take third or higher any day.

    • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 10:01 pm

      Rarely hear upcoming?
      Brummy word is browsing.

      • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:06 pm

        Because I hate the word, I particularly attuned to noticing it when uttered, normally by dicks like Gary Lineker or otherly gendered Gabby ‘transvestite’ Logan.

        • McG ⚽️⚽️ January 7, 2018 at 10:08 pm

          Incoming.

      • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 10:46 pm

        its called cottaging in Fulham

  • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    Of there’s one word I have it’s logomisia.

    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      *If

    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      If there’s one word I hate it’s logomisia.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 7, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      *hate

      • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:58 pm

        Superfluous.

        • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:00 pm

          A superfluity of naughtiness.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 January 7, 2018 at 10:00 pm

          Ostensibly.

  • Superspoz 🏆 January 7, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.

  • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    When is the cup draw?

    • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      tomorrow on BBC 2 at 7.10 pm

      • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:41 pm

        Thanks Mr D

        • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:43 pm

          Lets hope we have an easyish draw.

          • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:45 pm

            Playing Birmingham City, Coventry City or WBA away will be convenient!!

            • Still Nil Nil January 7, 2018 at 9:45 pm

              Noted

            • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 9:50 pm

              Newport County away would be very convenient for me and Taff.

              • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:52 pm

                Glos whats that 40 mins to the ground?

                • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:53 pm

                  By car. Quicker by train?

                • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:01 pm

                  About that, yes. Probably 40 minutes by train from Cheltenham.

              • 61SpursNut🌰 January 7, 2018 at 10:03 pm

                Toon please.

          • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:49 pm

            Typical that Arse anul are out in the 3rd round when there are no non league teams left in the draw.

            • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 9:51 pm

              They were lucky the other year. Was it Reading their hardest game?

              • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:58 pm

                True. Very few expected them to beat Chelski in the final but against the odds they deservedly won on the day.

              • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:08 pm

                Non league in 5th and 6th rounds last season, jammy *unts.

  • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:33 pm

    Celta Vigo 2 v RM 2

    • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:34 pm

      Is it finished?

      • Dj January 7, 2018 at 9:35 pm

        Yes

      • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:35 pm

        7/8 mins to go.
        Bad day at the office for Ronaldo.

        • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:36 pm

          Yes FT: 2 v 2

        • Harry Hotspur January 7, 2018 at 9:55 pm

          He’s scum, he is

  • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:17 pm

    Play KWP against Everton, me thinks.
    On for another 15 mins , then off tonight.

    • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:23 pm

      I like his youthful exuberence and direct style willing to commit opposing defenders in the final third

  • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:16 pm

    Wonderful news that Julian Assange should be free to leave his London Embassy any day now, 5 years there for exposing the wrong doing of people in power.
    We all are indebted to him…..

    • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 9:24 pm

      He will have to watch his back

      • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:30 pm

        For the rest of his life…….

    • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:49 pm

      *rapist

    • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 9:52 pm

      Bollocks. He’s been in league with Putin. I hope he gets picked up the CIA and spends his life in solitary. Australian rapist.

      • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:55 pm

        Was it just Australians he raped?

        • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 10:02 pm

          And Swedes, allegedly.

          • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:13 pm

            Consensual sex with two different women in 24 hours, they then got talking to each other and got the right hump. Them proposed charges were dropped quite a while ago.

            • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm

              Not because there were no grounds investigation.

              • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:29 pm

                The chief prosecutor of Sweden said there was no case to answer at the time, he refused to go to Sweden as he feared deportation to the US…..

                • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 11:13 pm

                  Not quite, but I’m going to bed now.

          • Aussie in Switzerland January 8, 2018 at 11:58 am

            He’s got no charges against him from Australia, both sides of politics have never supported him back home…..they don’t want to upset our allies

            • Aussie in Switzerland January 8, 2018 at 12:02 pm

              Funny how Trump also got old rape accusations when they couldn’t take him down…..only Clinton had to buy his way out, cause he actually did do the crime…..Assange’s mother briefly flirted with a weird cult when Julian was a kid…..quite a famous case, where they dyed all the kids hair blonde…..child abuse and weird sex loving cult leaders from memory.

      • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 10:10 pm

        Dear oh dear Glos, show us some proof of a connection with Putin, there’s a good man.

  • Dj January 7, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    Celta/Real good game

  • mystic arnold January 7, 2018 at 9:08 pm

    Makes a nice change from the old days a game against Wimbledon and not one of our players carried off on the way to hospital

  • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    POCH ON KANE SUGGESTS KANES LONG TERM FUTURE AT SPURS IS IN LIMBO.

    I told him only a few special players can spend all their career in one club,” said Poch,
    “I think Harry is this type of a player who can stay all his career at Tottenham because he loves Tottenham and has always been at Tottenham, but in football you cannot be sure.
    “We need to be clever how we manage him. The player needs to choose to stay here, you cannot force the player to stay here. Our job is to try to work together and try to achieve everything we want at the club.”

    • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Coded message for saying presumably ultimately = winning silverware.

      • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 9:05 pm

        “We need to be clever how we manage him” = giving him a bumper deal long term contract?

      • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        Or Daniel back me in the transfer market or Harry will leave eventually………..

    • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 9:23 pm

      bielsa would tell Kane to STFU and tell him if he misses as many sitters at madrid as he does with us the fans will wait for him after the game and kick his car in.Further more you only have roll out of bed and your at work and your Mum only lives down the road.His wages are far above inflation and austerity measures. dont pussy foot with him Poch

  • Melcyid January 7, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    My mum told me when i was a kid to clean the scum off around the edge of the tin bath

    • 61SpursNut🌰 January 7, 2018 at 9:52 pm

      With a machete?

  • Hartley™ January 7, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    I hate the word ‘noted’ but I can ignore it three times a day.

    • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      noted

      • Hartley™ January 7, 2018 at 9:11 pm

        1️⃣

        • Still Nil Nil January 7, 2018 at 9:46 pm

          Noted

          • Hartley™ January 8, 2018 at 1:18 am

            2️⃣

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 7, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina,

    • Melcyid January 7, 2018 at 8:42 pm

      Its virginia horny virginia

    • Still Nil Nil January 7, 2018 at 9:49 pm

      Cuntyflaps

      • Harry Hotspur January 7, 2018 at 9:54 pm

        Classic vulvarism

        • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 9:56 pm

          Yoni live once.

  • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Shame about the Goons hehe

    • Dj January 7, 2018 at 8:28 pm

      😁

    • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      They are still fighting on 2 fronts!

      • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:29 pm

        Cabrero cup and Ropey Cup.

        • Hartley™ January 7, 2018 at 8:34 pm

          If there was a Scum Cup they would win it every year.

      • Melcyid January 7, 2018 at 8:35 pm

        They are cheaters not fighters

  • Dj January 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Real 1(bale) Celts 1

    • Dj January 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      Celta

      • Dj January 7, 2018 at 8:24 pm

        Bale2

  • Willy Juice January 7, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    Vorm is brutal aswell as Hugo! Need a keeper! That gazzinga fella did ok in one game

  • Sexy Beast January 7, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    £10 me £5 for my fanatical Grandson £16.80 for a bag of pic n mix!!
    But you are correct about the shit stadium with no atmosphere! Every Tottenham supporter fucking hates it with a passion, simply cannot wait for it to end! Another season would be catastrophic for the club.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 January 7, 2018 at 8:33 pm

      Levy likes it.

    • Not a Real Fan. January 8, 2018 at 5:30 am

      Were they complaining about it when we played Real Madrid?

      • Harry Hotspur January 8, 2018 at 10:30 am

        So making complaints is a conditional business?

        ‘Waiter, this dish is cold and smells bad’
        ‘Funny, you didn’t complain last week when you ate here’
        ‘Good point, any chAnce of a second helping?’

  • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 7:47 pm

    Nice to hear the BBC giving teenaged boys the chance to do match commentary.

    • JackDLad January 7, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      Jim’ll Fix It for you!

    • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 7:52 pm

      yep jimall still fixing it from the grave

      • Lord Croker January 7, 2018 at 7:57 pm

        Where the bbc should be.

        • gloster1861 January 7, 2018 at 7:59 pm

          BBC are great. Not at sport, admittedly. They surrendered sport decades ago.

          • Lord Croker January 8, 2018 at 6:38 am

            A bunch of left wing cultural marxists spewing out a fake narrative everyday.

  • melcyid January 7, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    my dad was a gooner. arse are scum

    • Hartley™ January 7, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      They give scum a bad name.

      • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:04 pm

        LETS CLEAR UP THE WORD SCUM:

        The lowest of the low, often used after an insult to make the target feel even lower.
        SCUM: Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

        It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. “Worthlessness”, “waste of skin”, “dirt”. “Nothing”. Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

        The fact that “scum” is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a “cunt” or a “fucktard”, then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. “Scum”, however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
        You are scum.
        Absolute scum.

        • Still Nil Nil January 7, 2018 at 8:13 pm

          Or in short terms, an arse fan

          • Dj January 7, 2018 at 9:09 pm

            .very funny I laughed my Ars off

        • Harry Hotspur January 7, 2018 at 8:14 pm

          DD, relax mate. Calling someone scum is quite harmless, to me it says more about the frantic state of the accuser whe used in anger – otherwise I frequently use it towards close friends and relatives ‘greetings, scum!’ and so forth…

          When Alan Partridge’s car was vandalised his response was ‘subhuman scum’, which was of course a complete overreaction and therefore very very funny.

          • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:18 pm

            Fair point but I am uncomfortable hearing this word as I am with the word shiksa.

            • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:19 pm

              *derogatory word

            • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm

              I suspect your sensitivity to the word is due to your Jewish heritage. I’m not keen on the word myself although I frequently call (random) people scumbags.

              I don’t think calling Arsenal ‘scum’ has the same intent or conotations, Dilly.

            • Harry Hotspur January 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm

              I don’t like the word ‘vagina’ but I try not to burst into tears publically that often

              • David Dillenberg January 7, 2018 at 8:27 pm

                What was “Vagina Monologues” all about?

                • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 8:38 pm

                  Talking vaginas, aka BBC football pundits!

              • 💋 January 7, 2018 at 8:37 pm

                I don’t like the word ‘lacrimation’ but I try not to burst into tears publically that often.