My father was a font of advice. What was the most useful information he ever gave me? It’s a tough call. It’s a toss up between how to (whilst unarmed) disable a sentry in just three swift moves, or how to open a truly stuck jar lid.
The jar thing is actually brilliant. You just hit the edge of the lid with the blunt side of carving knife or similar, it breaks the airlock that’s caused the problem, one twist and Robert’s your mother’s brother.
Just be grateful I don’t share more of this stuff with you.
More useful than any one the above was that real men are never humbled. Never humbled by shedding a tear.
When Janssen’s goal went in I welled up and as I stood up and punched the air, I may have experienced a faulty tear duct.
Today was undoubtedly a great day, Spurs are coasting.
Seeing Vinny take it and bury it the second time was something else. Has he come good? Who knows or cares, he did then. Fair play, you jug eared beauty. You absolute darling. Well done.