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Happy Birthday Ron!

Happy Birthday Ron!

Ron Wol was born when god was a just a boy. He was the man who taught Moses the offside trap and advised Napoleon to always keep his hand on his wallet.

It was Ron that Bill Nicholson rang on the eve of the double win for advice. It was in that call that Nicholson not only learned about flow, but the best stalls to buy langoustines from at Billingsgate Market.

Jurgen Klinsmann learned how to carry three pints of best bitter, 2 packets of peanuts and Hamlet cigar without spilling a drop under Ron’s careful tutor-ledge.

Jim Henson basedΒ Statler and Waldorf on RonΒ afterΒ heΒ saw Ron talking to himself in a shop window on the Tottenham High Road after a heavy loss at home to Athletico Neasdon in a 1972 Inter Toto 2nd leg replay.

‘Ronglish, A Modern Guideline For Words’ has been misprinted in 27 languages and a best seller in no less than 3 different postcodes.

Ron, we salute you.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    Ok in lieu of gifts I want you all the join the Ronglish league….even if you think you are diabolically hopeless…you cant be worse than Harry and Hartley…….

    • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 5:01 pm

      But im already in the league & bought you a gift. I feel cheated

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 5:04 pm

        Is your wallet still there Mike?

        • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 5:36 pm

          Wallet yes, but nothin in it. Got ya a world class am. But with these prices could only afford him for 1 game as a 90th min sub. Use wisely

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 5:40 pm

            Hahaha!!!!

            The Brooklyn Ballbuster!!!!

            • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 5:53 pm

              Had to break my personal tranfer record to get him.

              • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 5:54 pm

                Hahaha!!!!

    • East Stand July 5, 2017 at 9:26 am

      Happy Birfdee Ron. X

  • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Happy b-day. Just so you know, all the fireworks today are really for you!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 4:43 pm

      See below Mike!!!

  • Freund or Foe July 4, 2017 at 4:16 pm

    Today is gonna be the day
    That he’s gonna give the Dane a go
    By now you should’ve somehow
    Realized that it’s all ’bout flow
    I don’t believe that anybody
    Feels the way he does, about Cluedo
    Backpass, the word’s been used up fast
    And the fire in his heart is lit
    I’m sure you’ve heard it all before
    But to make sure, he’ll repeat a bit
    I don’t believe that anybody
    Feels the way he does, about Cluedo
    And for his age, his memory is blinding
    But sometimes he forgets and needs reminding
    There are many things that he
    Would like to write for you, but he don’t know how
    But maybe, he’s gonna be the one that saves me
    And after all, you’re the one, Ronwol

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 4:36 pm

      Sigmund Freund!!!!
      Harry Wordsworf!!!!!!
      There all about today!!!
      Thsnks Big K for the Rap!!!

      • Freund or Foe July 4, 2017 at 4:40 pm

        Xxxx

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 5:05 pm

          Its a bit Xssessive aint it K ?

  • Lilywhite July 4, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    Happy birthday Ron!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 4:37 pm

      Cheers Lilywhite!!!!!!!!!!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? July 4, 2017 at 3:09 pm

    Many happy returns young man.🍻

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:19 pm

      Cheers Gascoigne!!!!🌝

      • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 4:21 pm

        Happy b-day. Just so you know, all the fireworks today are really for you!

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 4:33 pm

          July 4th Rocketry!!!
          Have you Flag (I said flag) suit on Mike???????

          • mikespurs July 4, 2017 at 4:54 pm

            Keep it in the closet all year for just today

            • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 5:06 pm

              🌝

  • Sexy Beast July 4, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Happy birthday from Alex Jones and Donald J Trump Ronnie πŸ˜‚
    πŸŽ‚

    • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 2:57 pm

      He he he

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      Can they make ME great again?????????

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:00 pm

        No links!!!!

      • Sexy Beast July 4, 2017 at 3:18 pm

        Again? Don’t be greedy now! Great once is enough πŸ‘

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:00 pm

      Thanks Sexy!!!!

  • Bruxie July 4, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Happy Birthday, Ron.

    X

    • Sexy Beast July 4, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      Yo Bruxie, did you get to sit with your mates or did they give you the swerve? πŸ˜‚

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      Cheers Bruxie!!!!!!!!!

  • richspurs July 4, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Oi Ron. Appy birthday old chap. Was you the one that invented the kick, push n run as well????Take care bro, many appy returns.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      Push and Run???

      I was there when the wheel was invented!!!!
      Wait that was AFTER Push and Run!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:03 pm

      Thanks Rich!!!

  • Sid Trotter July 4, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Happy Ron day Ron, hope its wonderful and full of Ron!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:04 pm

      Happy Shiraz Sid Thanks!!!!

  • gloster1861 July 4, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    Spurs are playing Juventus on 5th August friendly to christen our season at Wembley.

    Should be a good game.

  • gloster1861 July 4, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Ronwol, we had a whipround and got you a little something…

    • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 2:58 pm

      A flowing tribute

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:06 pm

        hahaha!!!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:05 pm

      I asked for s cuppa!!!!!

  • yidinjapanish July 4, 2017 at 2:12 pm

    • yidinjapanish July 4, 2017 at 2:14 pm

      Happy Birthday Ron ε…ˆη”Ÿ
      I’m having a pickled plum and shochu in your honor

    • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      Brilliant!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:07 pm

      Okini Maido Nihon!!!!!!
      Thanks Nihon Domo Arigato!!!
      Campai!!!

  • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    As Uncle Daniel would say – “lets get the price down a bit and I’ll see what other onerous clauses I can come up with, withdraw from the deal at the last minute and come back with an offer half of what we started with, then I might go for that!!”

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      He boight and sold Defoe three times and may yet break that record with Sigg

      • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:58 pm

        Would have a problem with the Siggmiester coming back…..

        • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 2:07 pm

          Would NOT have a problem with the Siggmeister coming back….aarrgh Wronglish, it’s contagious!!!!!!

          • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:08 pm

            Okini Maido Nihon!!!!!!
            Thanks Nihon Domo Arigato!!!
            Campai!!!🌝

            • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 3:08 pm

              🌝

  • πŸ’‹ July 4, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Hello.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      Oi You!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 July 4, 2017 at 1:58 pm

      Are you on your tablets still?

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:43 pm

    Harry you know that fiver you promised me well just heard from Daniel…..he said he will cover it he us going to send me a cheque for 4 quid

    • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Spread over 5 years with an initial deposit of 10% paid when Jupiter is in conjunction with Uranus (oo-er missus!!)

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Hahahaha!!!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 July 4, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    I feel yours.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:39 pm

    Presents????????????????????

    • 61SpursNut🌰 July 4, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      I feel yours.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:42 pm

      Harry you know that fiver you promised me well just heard from Daniel…..he said he will cover it he us going to send me a cheque for 4 quid

  • 61SpursNut🌰 July 4, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    HPAPY YID BARTH!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      Nut job supreme 61 special edition!!!
      Fanks Mate!!! Flow Flow Flow!!!

  • Horndog July 4, 2017 at 1:27 pm

    All the Birthday best, my friend. Can’t wait until we do our own double and get back to the New Lane and hook up with all of these fine whack jobs. Love you man!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Lets do ut mate!!!! Thanjs HD for the grest friendship we started on that anazing trip to see our heroes!!!

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:25 pm

    Fuck. Did I ever tell you I loved you Harry?
    Well I fucking do!!!!!
    I love this fucking crazy nutcase blog and all the fuckong nutcase bloggers….i just wonder if I can hang in until the bastards get another double! Harry no need to kill the dream!!!! Taff tell him its real!!!
    To all of you…I have to say that Im so glad I found this place…

    • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 1:26 pm

      You’re much loved and respected Ron. Best wishes from everyone at the THST, MFI and the KGB Gees x

      • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:35 pm

        Beautiflul Harry Thanks!!!!
        Such eloquence!!!!!! YOU NEED RONGLISH!!!!
        THANKS HARRY!!!!!
        A WONDERFUL SITE THIS IS DO YOU HEAR ME HITC????????????????????

        • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 1:50 pm

          I’ve called security πŸ˜‚

  • gloster1861 July 4, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Well done RW. Keep on truckin’ man.

    πŸ“
    ⚽

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:26 pm

      Thanks Glos!!!!!!🌝

      • gloster1861 July 4, 2017 at 1:29 pm

        Many more seasons to come!!

        • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:47 pm

          Thanks Glos..

  • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    Happy Birthday Ron!! I so enjoy your Ronglish posts!! It reminds me of Stanley Unwin, he always made me laugh!!

    • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 1:23 pm

      Ron used to be Unwin’s hairstylist in the 1950s.

      • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:53 pm

        Grippy most on the slippy sliders!!!

        • Harry Hotspur July 4, 2017 at 2:27 pm

          Heh heh!

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:28 pm

      Tkang yeou Tony!!!!!!!!
      For $19.95 you cangwt gt all spelt like me!

      • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        As Uncle Daniel would say – “lets get the price down a bit and I’ll see what other onerous clauses I can come up with, withdraw from the deal at the last mintue and come back with an offer half of what we started with, then I might go for that!!”

      • Tony Vaughan July 4, 2017 at 1:56 pm

        As Uncle Daniel would say – β€œlets get the price down a bit and I’ll see what other onerous clauses I can come up with, withdraw from the deal at the last minute and come back with an offer half of what we started with, then I might go for that!!”

  • Freund or Foe July 4, 2017 at 1:13 pm

    A great blog for a great man. Great.

    • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ July 4, 2017 at 1:29 pm

      Cheers my writing mate!!!!

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