Date: 9th November 2017 at 10:57am
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I happen to know he’s working today, so an extra special thank you as well as massive birthday greetings  to one of our best friends.

Still Nil Nil has been nothing shy of blessing to this blog – unlike the clown that runs it – with comment that is always worth reading as well as providing a unique insight of what the mood is like on the streets of Haringey and Brent.

Have a great day, have a safe day and know how well thought of you are here!

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Frontwheel 2 November 9, 2017 at 7:49 pm

    Many happy returns plod.

  • Northern Spur November 9, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    Happy Birthday SNN. I hope to see you in or out of your uniform at the Stoke game in December.
    (nb. no smut intended).

    • Still Nil Nil November 9, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      Definitely!

      Don’t you stop smut!

  • Real Fan? November 9, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Flappy Barfday Nilster. Loves ya, big guy!

    • Still Nil Nil November 9, 2017 at 8:47 pm

      THanks Fanny

      Straight back at ya gorgeous x

  • Harry Hotspur November 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    Copper: Can you blow into this bag for me please, sir?

    Driver: Was a driving erratically, officer?

    Copper: Nah, it’s just these chips are ain’t arf hot!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 4:22 pm

      Haha!!! Def Nilly!!

  • HarryPercy November 9, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    ronwol196061🇨🇦
    Thanks for adding to the noisy minority!!! Even we need a voice!!!

    ronwol196061🇨🇦
    Thanks for adding to the noisy minority!!! Even we need a voice!!!

    Seems to me that you’re a voice that needs to be heard ron … min or maj

  • McG⚽⚽ November 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

    Have a great birhday Nil 🙂

  • AntSpurs November 9, 2017 at 3:13 pm

    Some old man said ‘be an Arsenal fan’,
    He said ‘fuck off, bollocks, what a cunt’,
    Nilly took the North Bank in half a minute,
    Then too the shed with the Chelsea innit,
    Then he clobbered the Hammers, he marched ’em to the slammers.
    He showed those firefighters how to fight,
    If you are Gunner, you’d better do a runner, cause here comes Inspector Nilly.

    You’re a really great stand up bloke Nilly. I have lots of respect for the work you do, both as an officer and as a gentleman. Hope the ruffians give you a break today so you can enjoy yourself. Mahoosive Happy Birthday to ya bro.😘🍺🍺🎂🎉

  • Panama Paul November 9, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    Very best wishes on yer birfdee constabule. Hopefully not long until the long arm of the law catches up with some alcohol. Stay safe buddy and have a good’un.

  • AccringtonSpurs November 9, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Many
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    returns

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 3:01 pm

      Is that our line up Ackers?

  • SeattleSpursGuy November 9, 2017 at 2:03 pm

    Happy Days, Nil

  • OrganicPaper November 9, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Happy Birthday Mr Nilly!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 November 9, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Cooper load of this!

    Happy Birthday Nilly.

    Now arrest the coppers that nearly ran me down at Pimlico please.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      Why Nut?
      They went looking for you!!😊

      • 61SpursNut🌰 November 9, 2017 at 2:02 pm

        I was in disguise. They couldn’t possibly have known it was me!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 2:12 pm

          You were wearing your horizontal striped pajamas and had a football chained to your leg,a mask and a funny hat from Clacton on sea…everyone would have known

          • 61SpursNut🌰 November 9, 2017 at 2:17 pm

            Don’t be silly. I wouldn’t have got into the Star Trek Discovery Episode 8 premiere dressed like that. I was wearing check pyjamas.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 2:58 pm

              Hahaha!!!😊
              Flow me up Scotty!!!!

  • Lilywhite without the ll November 9, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    A man gets chased down by Nilly along White Hart Lane at 10am Sunday morning prior to kick off.
    He gets pulled over, and Nilly asks him where he was headed.
    Man says ‘I was on my way to Chick King’ Nilly asks the guy ‘why were you doing 80mph?’ Man replies ‘because if I didn’t beat you there, there won’t be any chicken left’

    Happy Happy…

    • The Good The Bad and the Spurtsty 💋 November 9, 2017 at 1:41 pm

      If they offer you a job writing jokes for Christmas crackers, don’t take it!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 1:52 pm

        You neither!!!

      • David Dillenberg November 9, 2017 at 2:01 pm

        A Police Officer stopped me and said: “Why are you driving with a bucket of water on the passenger’s seat?” I said: “So that I can dip my headlights.”

        This guy walked up to me the other night and said: “Quick, did you see a policeman around here?” I said no. He said: “Good. Stick’em up.”

        When I play the accordion I always cry. It keeps pinching my stomach.

        My uncle was a great conductor. He was struck by lightening.

        Jokes courtesy of the legendary Tommy Cooper.

        • David Dillenberg November 9, 2017 at 2:06 pm

          The plumber asked the woman where is the drip. She said: “He’s in the bathroom trying to fix the leak.”

          Over and out!

          • 61SpursNut🌰 November 9, 2017 at 2:18 pm

            Got any good jokes?

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 3:00 pm

            Did you hear the one about the Gooner that called up the Emirates to find out what time the game was starting….and the schmuck in the office adked ‘What time can you make it?’

  • David Dillenberg November 9, 2017 at 1:16 pm

    I am glad to see the reformed Chekatrade Trophy (which we have been knocked out) has caught the public imagination when just 3 Sunderland fans out of an attendance of 248 made the 154-mile journey down the east coast to watch their Under-21s in the Checkatrade Trophy, according to hosts Grimsby Town. Thats commitment for you!!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 1:54 pm

      Parents fo that!!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 1:56 pm

        ******do

  • HarryPercy November 9, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Am a long time member of the silent majority … in fact, these are my first words on this esteemed blog … but would very much like to offer birthday greetings to Nilly, whose offerings here are so often packed with sense, humility and other good qualities, not to mention the work he does on the streets.

    • The Good The Bad and the Spurtsty 💋 November 9, 2017 at 1:36 pm

      Nice one.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 November 9, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      Thanks for adding to the noisy minority!!! Even we need a voice!!!

  • gus November 9, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    All the best on your big day mate. I’m sure if Poch was made aware he would wish you a hearty “feliz cumpleaños”

  • David Dillenberg November 9, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Have a great birthday Nilly and a drink on me! Wait a sec I owe you a double which I shall hopefully reciprocate on the 9 Dec if possible.

  • MiT November 9, 2017 at 12:51 pm

    ‘appy Birfday, Nilly !

    P.S. — It weren’t me who done it.

  • legendary greavesy November 9, 2017 at 12:38 pm

    Happy Birthday Nilly, I look forward to your comments and insights of the streets of London. All the best

  • Spiderneil November 9, 2017 at 12:22 pm

    Happy Birthday! Agree with the sentiment expressed in the article!

  • Sid Trotter November 9, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    Happy birthday Nilly. May you soon be drunk and disorderly

    • Lord Croker November 9, 2017 at 1:14 pm

      Hear Hear.

  • ronwol196061 November 9, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    Nilly,we all love you man. You are a backbone not only to our society but also as a real good geezer and not on only land either,on the Thames too. Have a great Birthday Nilly!!! Its a pleasure knowing you and your regular geezer humility. We love you mate!!!!

  • DAVID November 9, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    Appy bidet Nilly, hope to see you soon at one of the jolly boys outings.

  • caveman November 9, 2017 at 11:44 am

    Have to say, with the relationship Poch and Levy have (which seems genuine), I’m assuming that, if Poch wants a player, Levy will move heaven and earth to get him for him.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 November 9, 2017 at 11:43 am

    Happy Birthday Big Fella! Happy Birthday to one of the very best humans, let alone Spurs fans, I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. 🎂👍

  • legendary greavesy November 9, 2017 at 11:35 am

    Happy Bday Nilly I for one look forward to your comments and insights to the streets of London !!

  • caveman November 9, 2017 at 11:28 am

    Happy birthday Nilly and may you have many many more happy birthdays buddy.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π November 9, 2017 at 11:23 am

    Happy birthday to the big man, in more senses than one. 🎂

  • Elevenstonedidiots November 9, 2017 at 11:15 am

    that brought a tear to my glass eye

  • melcyid November 9, 2017 at 11:11 am

    appy birfdee to a special constable,although I think you are a lot higher than that in reality.
    ever thought of feeling razs collar roz

    • 61SpursNut🌰 November 9, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      Got a title for a book of that. The Tale of the Rozzer and the Razzer.
      I’m here all week.

  • Yiddo November 9, 2017 at 11:04 am

    Happy birthday, may this Sunday come and pass and allow you many more!

  • The Good The Bad and the Spurtsty 💋 November 9, 2017 at 11:02 am

    Nilly is his name
    Nilly is his name
    Nilly is his name
    Sweet Nilly

    Bad guys rise and fall

    Nilly nicks ’em one and all

    Nilly is his NAME!

    • Harry Hotspur November 9, 2017 at 11:08 am

      🍺👍🏻

  • The Good The Bad and the Spurtsty 💋 November 9, 2017 at 11:00 am

    It’s his birthday
    He’ll nick you if he wants to, you if he wants to, you if he wants to

    He doesn’t look old enough to have a birthday!