Date: 5th October 2018 at 11:51am
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Belgian boss Roberto Martinez is the latest third party to break Tottenham Hotspur news.

The Sun are running with a quote from the international boss: “Jan Vertonghen might miss two Belgium camps. Bad news.”

This only adds insult to injury to Daniel Levy’s masterplan.

Cue that phrase again: Spurs were the only side in Europe’s top 5 leagues not to buy a single player in the 2018/19 summer transfer window.

If Vertonghen doesn’t make a miraculously fats recovery then the Belgian will miss Cardiff City, West Ham United, Manchester City, Wolverhampton Wanderers and not to mention our next Champions League clash with PSV Eindhoven.

But hey, ignore all that doom and gloom – they’ve finally laid some grass in the middle of the building site!

In other news, ENIC’s soul harvesting device could be out of date before the doors open!

PA Sport are breaking the news that that Manchester United are considering a plan to introduce gender-neutral toilets at Old Trafford in a bid to make the match-day experience more ‘welcoming and inclusive.’

United’s head of security Jim Liggett said, according to the minutes of the club’s September fans’ forum: “It’s something we are looking at as we are keen to ensure that Old Trafford continues to be welcoming and inclusive to all supporters; I will keep you posted regarding progress.’

  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • dilly October 6, 2018 at 8:28 am

    I believe the Radio 5 Live commentary at 3 pm is Spurs v Cardiff City.
    All the pressure is on Spurs to beat the struggling Bluebirds!
    Over and out for the day.

    • dilly October 6, 2018 at 8:30 am

      Naturally tuning into proceedings!

  • Billy the yid October 6, 2018 at 4:09 am

    I see it’s being reported that the whinging one is getting the bullet this weekend, presumably more to do with shit football than mixed queues for the loos. But now all the poch /ballague comments start to look very well timed, unless your a dumb dumb and can’t see what’s happening. Herr flick has tried to do it on the cheap and nasty by buying off the manager, who he’s then entitled to a big whack of compo for when he leaves, same with harry, who is still being paid under the market rate. Eddie howe, Sean dyche, or Chris Houghton will be summoned to see the little gestapo twat and that as they say will be that, a very promising situation 2 years ago has been allowed to dribble into obscurity for the sake of a fancy stadium for resale value. Its criminal what that group has done to our club

    • Lord Croker October 6, 2018 at 8:01 am

      It’s a right old mess.

  • Legoverlass October 5, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Another season of scrapping for a fourth place spot with no chance of winning anything. The same old post match comments about “being competitive” showing character” “being hero’s”All pathetic loser comments to justify not winning or being able to challenge for titles. Pooch has been let down by Levy and ENIC but he took the wonga and sold out in my book. He spoke about the need for being brave then sat by and fiddled while THFC burned.

    • Limerick October 5, 2018 at 3:43 pm

      I am 100 per cent behind you , Botch and Harry were looked after, the rest can fuck off ! and that’s the brave part. Botch is in a No Loose situation, if he was a Winner THFC would have brought in at least 3 players. Instead we look like 2 bob assholes. Big White Elephant or not .

      • MrChickenHead October 5, 2018 at 10:55 pm

        Herc said “Yes! Poch was sold a dud, some believe, in signing a new contract”

        In the end Poch will get sick of it and we all know a contract just a bargaining tool.

      • Harry Hotspur October 5, 2018 at 7:12 pm

        Levy’s insulted himself to a large degree by paying off Kane and Poch.

        As with all Levy’s dealings, it’s a short term piece of lunacy that will come back to bit him inn the anus.

        • East Stand October 5, 2018 at 7:53 pm

          Well if that doesn’t then I might do it instead!!

          • Mikespurs October 5, 2018 at 10:20 pm

            Protect yourself………lord only knows where its been

          • Harry Hotspur October 6, 2018 at 11:36 am


      • Exile October 5, 2018 at 7:24 pm

        The story I saw was that this money would be funded by selling Toby,Danny and Mousa for what levy expected to get £170 million the deluded fuckwit. So as ever it’s one in out.
        The only crumb of comfort for us fans is that joe won’t live forever

  • East Stand October 5, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    Name KWP as skipper and play Foyth as the lone striker with Kane in goal. Our squad is flexible!

    • Harry Hotspur October 5, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      Now you’re talking! 😂

    • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 2:35 pm

      We’re “building”.


      • Urbane Sturgeon October 6, 2018 at 2:13 am

        We’re “building”

        We are a building, surely?

    • Mikespurs October 5, 2018 at 6:39 pm

      Kane in goal after lloris sent off, one of my favorites. Everyone needs at least 1 blooper clip

  • PlayitagainSamways October 5, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    As long as the ladies dont mind the gents pissing in the sink everything will be fine.

    • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm

      There’s no such thing as a lady or a gent you monster.

  • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Gender neutral toilets. Kill me. (How does that even work?)

    Imagine if Utd had met Levy’s price for Toby??

    • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      According to the lunatics at Facebook there are 71 gender specifications. Utd may av to sell Pogba to get the work done. Thats alot of bogs.

    • East Stand October 5, 2018 at 2:16 pm

      It just means no urinals and the men’s and ladies sign on the one door… The same idea they use in a scuzzy cafe with only enough too for one bog.

      ’gender neutral’ sounds more current I suppose…

      • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 2:31 pm

        Oh, ahh….itl be like CBGB’s in New York was….just one loo with no door and Marxist graffiti all over the walls.

        • Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 5, 2018 at 2:33 pm

          And of course nobody will clean em cos thats discrimination.

          • East Stand October 5, 2018 at 7:51 pm

            Corbyn will make toilet cleaning illegal unless it pays better than being a fund manager…

  • MrChickenHead October 5, 2018 at 12:02 pm