Date: 12th September 2018 at 11:25am
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  • HAD THROWN UP INSIDE HIS £65,000 SPORTS-CAR
  • OVER TWICE THE LEGAL LIMIT
  • RAN A RED LIGHT

 
 
 
 

Superstar Hugo Lloris was hauled over some pretty mediocre coals today for what make every poor reading.

Half cut Hugo was sick all over his own Porsche, according to The Sun.

The World Cup winner Hugo Lloris had a night to forget after being arrested for swerving about 15 miles per hour in a 30 miles per hour zone.

The French ace was fined £50,000 – less than half his weekly salary of around £120,000 at THFC.

The fine also came with a 20 months driving ban.

‘Complete disaster’ just about covers it.

Moralising over drink drivers is a pointless business.

The only way to deflate this madness is to not just smash them heavily in the courts, but for those of us who know people who drink and drive – to talk to them.

It won’t be much of a conversation – ‘you’re an idiot, and I’m not got getting involved’ – is about the length of it.

 
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