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Paul Mitchell walks just 3 days before season starts, and so by November it’s common knowledge that Levy bought junk again.

From what Gladys tells me, Mauricio Pochettino is well and truly beginning to feel the burn of Levynomics.

Going public with the Sissoko gripe was Poch’s attempt at firing either a warning shot or more accurately a distress flare across Daniel’s decks.

Glad believes that (shock horror) the £30million man was not the gaffer’s pick at all and the idea was initially floated, then sold to him once time was ebbing away at the death of the window.

Poch got played, and slowly but surely the Argentine realised that he’d been sold a pup.

The guano really hit the fan after the red card incident. It became clear that this particular pup wasn’t responding at all to the boss’ housetraining.

Instead of being a good boy, he is instead whizzing on the carpets, and chewing up the skirting boards.

The problem is, we didn’t buy Sh*tssoko on Sale or Return; payments can only be halted if the player can be palmed off onto some other mug.

A mug who is on the look out for a useless 27 year old with a RRP of £30million.

So where does this leave us?

As per, it leaves Levy with yet another manager staring at him, arms extended, saying ‘These are hands, not wands..’

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