Date: 24th June 2018 at 11:33am
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The Sun aggregate good news from the east.

As per this recent blog where I was asked to pick Tottenham’s must sign player for this summer’s transfer window – it turns out Mateo Kovacic wants a transfer out of Real Madrid.

Lack of first team football is burning him up inside.

His problem is not that he’s no good, he’s a stellar talent.

His problem is that he’s vying for a place against the likes of Casemiro. Modric and Kroos!

Mateo Kovacic must be #1 priority signing.

Mateo told the press: “I want to play more and the best thing is to leave Madrid. I love football and being on the pitch, I want the opportunity to be a starter for another team.”

This is nothing shy of fabulous news.

Unless you’re ENIC, of course.

To Dare Is Too Dear.

I believe it would take circa €50million to secure the man and Levy can forget any of that YTS wage scale business.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

    • TyredMan 🚯 June 24, 2018 at 12:52 pm

      Well they ain’t got nothing else to laugh about. Sad Cunts nonetheless.

  • TyredMan 🚯 June 24, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    I read somewhere He reportedly has a €50m release clause in his Madrid contract & on £42k/week.

  • Gus June 24, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Of course he won’t he coming. Daniel has sabotaged the fax machine

  • Harry Hotspur June 24, 2018 at 12:08 pm

    Why I wouldn’t last (mind you nobody else has) as DOF under Levy

    via GIPHY

    • Lord Croker June 24, 2018 at 12:31 pm

      Is there a DOF at the club?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 12:32 pm

      Haaa!
      I’ve sent you an application form.

  • Totspurs June 24, 2018 at 12:00 pm

    Can see him at Bayern or Juve unfortunately. We just won’t pay the full package wages and fee won’t happen will go for a cheaper player with low scalable wages like this Ndombele

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 12:28 pm

      Its up to the chairman. “Wanna anti up, put ya buisinesses back on a paying basis….or ya wanna play it cheap….be on welfare the whole winter…?” : Quint in Jaws.
      Welfare being Europa Lge.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 12:30 pm

        Its time to kill the fucking shark.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:44 am

    I’d av this done by lunchtime. Phone his agent, offer him around Kane’s wages. Tell him the midfield will be built around you and you’ll be loved and played week in week out. Settle a fee. Pay the piper. Job done. Ooooh but its not that simple the cries come. It is. But its Levy.

    • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:47 am

      A lot of the players be like “how much is he getting?

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:48 am

        Every Prem club has a disperate wage structure. There’s a couple more contracts to tie up. Bravery…

        • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:49 am

          As long as eriksons happy! 🙂

          • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:51 am

            More than half the team aint worth £150k a week anyway!

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:52 am

            He’ll get a contract. He should do. We don’t even have pay Mateo Kane wages. He’s on 75 a week. Offer 100 ish. Its a deal just sat waiting to be done.

            • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:53 am

              Fuck the money just get the kunt in we can afford it!

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:55 am

                Right on.

    • Harry Hotspur June 24, 2018 at 11:53 am

      Correct.

      Levy is the blockage.

      Instead he’ll dick about until 2 hours to go and lowball for Martial (and get told to fuck off) then go back and waste Villa’s time with an HP agreement that only concludes in the event of Grealish’s death.

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:55 am

        Exactly. Kovacic is on 75 bags a week!? Its well within range. We’ll wait and see if the chairman pretends this fella doesn’t exist.

        • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 12:01 pm

          Poch to levy. “You know who I want. I know you like to get the best deal for the club bla blah blah your last minute highs and that. But if I don’t get these fucking players for the start of pre season……..

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 12:24 pm

            Haha!…….and Ranieri starts season for Spurs. Ahhhhhgh

  • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:40 am

    I wont hold my fingers crossed. £50mil. Have you got anything a bit cheaper?!

    • cavey June 24, 2018 at 11:42 am

      Like ‘an end piece’ ?

      • Tappaspur June 24, 2018 at 11:43 am

        Some off cuts. Good for wallets and belts

        • cavey June 24, 2018 at 11:44 am

          Exackery!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? June 24, 2018 at 11:40 am

    We should bite their hand off if we can get him for anything under 60 mill. This is a LAY UP. Levy has too move on this(holiday or no holiday), he’s the player we need. He’s expressed a desire to play. If Levy let’s this one go by then its the last in a long, long line of nails in his coffin.