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Golden Boot, Texture Like Son

Golden Boot, Texture Like Son

Harry Kane has targeted a century of Premier League goals as he closes in on defending the Golden Boot.

The Tottenham striker hit four in Spurs’ 6-1 win at Leicester on Thursday to move two clear of Romelu Lukaku in the race to be this season’s top scorer.

Kane has 26 league goals, including eight in his last seven appearances, with Everton’s Lukaku on 24 ahead of Sunday’s final games of the season.

Runners-up Tottenham go to Hull, with Kane having scored 70 times in his last 90 top-flight appearances to take his overall tally to 75 goals.

And the England forward is hoping it will not be too long before he hits three figures.

“I think I said to someone the other day it would be great if I can get to that 100 club by the end of next season,” Kane said.

Only 26 players in Premier League history have reached 100 goals.

“I am on 75 in the league and if there is another season like this then hopefully I can get to the 100. It would be a fantastic achievement,” Kane added.

“I think there were three games I did not score in (at the start of the season) and then I went on a good run.

“The biggest thing I’m proud of is that I had two big injuries and was out for 11 weeks so to still be there at the top of the Premier League and to score 30-plus goals (across all competitions) is a big achievement.

“Hopefully next season I can get off in the first game, get a couple of goals and go from there.”

Kane scored 25 goals last season to claim the Golden Boot, as Tottenham finished third, having netted 21 times in 2014-15.

Lukaku’s Everton go to Arsenal this weekend and Kane believes his rival would have watched him score four with envy.

The 23-year-old said: “I am sure he is not too happy. But there is still one game to go and I’m sure he’s determined to score a hat-trick on Sunday. They have a tough game against Arsenal.

“We have Hull away and I’m looking to get a couple of goals. So there is still all to play for in my eyes but I could not have dreamt of scoring four. It is the first time I’ve scored four goals in my professional career. To do that is amazing.”

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur May 20, 2017 at 8:29 am
  • Camus May 20, 2017 at 8:13 am

    I’d take Siggy back. He was my homie. As East Stand says, he’d get game time. Also, I’d wager he’d be more productive and less frustrating than Barkley.
    Come home, Gylfi!

    • David Dillenberg May 20, 2017 at 8:27 am

      The irony will be not lost on Levy if Gylfi ends up at Everton not Spurs!

  • Syd May 20, 2017 at 5:28 am

    East Stand
    An example of the lunacy of some of our transfer strategy.
    Wouldn’t surprise me if we have a buy back clause with him. He can fill both the Eriksen and Alli roles

    I know our transfer policy is a bit this way and that way but really it hasn’t been too bad. All clubs have buys that don’t work out. However I agree with everyone the sissoko purchase still bebaffles me

    • 61SpursNut🌰 May 20, 2017 at 8:13 am

      I will forever bebaffled.

  • Gus May 20, 2017 at 5:22 am

    East Stand
    I’m ignoring most transfer ‘stories’ but the one linking Siggy with a return to the Lane doesn’t seem too far fetched…

    What is with Spurs and our penchant for re-signing ex-Spurs players? Robbie Keane? Midget gem? I’m sure there’s more

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 20, 2017 at 4:39 am

    mikespurs
    No but its been kinda funny. Always have my spurs hat on & so many kids that i bump into on the streets these days are screaming spurs. I also take personal pleasure (of me & the group) chasing most of the arse fans out of the bar we drink at. Those that turned out for the derby, didnt sing, didnt wear colors, sat there drinking coffee & left the bar faster then wemble

    The streets of America?

  • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 12:16 am

    Or would he?????????????????????

  • Gloster1861 May 20, 2017 at 12:04 am

    SeattleSpursGuy
    Hmm, I’m speculating but South Korean men are required to complete at least 21 months of military service before they turn 28, but certain exemptions apply for athletic achievement. I wonder if he gets time off his service obligation for something like that.

    Can we provide a proxy to do Son’s military service? I have a player in mind.

    • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 12:11 am

      If he gives me a title ill volunteer to take his place. I hear the weather is lovely over there

  • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 10:52 pm

    I’m ignoring most transfer ‘stories’ but the one linking Siggy with a return to the Lane doesn’t seem too far fetched…

    • Caveman May 19, 2017 at 11:01 pm

      Hope so. He would be so handy for corners and free kicks. Fuck sake let’s resign the lad.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 11:04 pm

        You want siggy to resign?

      • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 11:08 pm

        I’m not sure who you’d leave out to fit him in but certainly would enhance the squad.

        • UnkleTaff May 19, 2017 at 11:55 pm

          And why would Sigurdsson swap regular starts at Swansea for a bench role at Spurs?

          Answer: he wouldn’t.

          • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 12:16 am

            Or would he?????????????????????

          • Horndog May 20, 2017 at 12:31 am

            He won’t be a bit player again, for us. You are right.

            • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 12:50 am

              Siggy would compete with erikson for his spot, get time on the wings. Thats my thoughts

              • East Stand May 20, 2017 at 12:58 am

                I agree, I reckon he’d be a good addition. Poch had no say in him leaving. Baldini did the deal before he arrived I think…

            • East Stand May 20, 2017 at 12:56 am

              Not so sure, if you look at Chavski they rotated a bit more and they weren’t even in Europe.

              Pedro, Willian and Fabregas were used in fits and starts but it helped them freshen things up and change things when needed, also with experience.

              We could use him within the existing trinity of Eriksen, Ali and Son (and Lamela if he stays).

              NoClue and Sissy were surely bought to play more of a part than they have but they just haven’t looked like better options.

              Siggy on the other hand would be very useful if Eriksen or Delle were having a quiet game as they have done. Scores goals, great attitude, knows most of the squad already and would slot in well…

              • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 1:06 am

                I agree but i think we need to rotate more. & throwing kids on during the league cup doesnt count. Im not saying week in week out he would be a starter, but, could lite a fire under erics ass, give us options off the bench, & has the ability to break in to the starters if he goes on fire. We’re not spending 100 mill on anybody. Can anyone think of a better cm in our price range?

                • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 1:12 am

                  For fucks sake we spent 30 on shitsko. 25 to get siggy back is a dream to me

                  • East Stand May 20, 2017 at 1:16 am

                    An example of the lunacy of some of our transfer strategy.

                    Wouldn’t surprise me if we have a buy back clause with him. He can fill both the Eriksen and Alli roles

          • East Stand May 20, 2017 at 1:02 am

            I reckon he’d play a fair bit for us now, not as much as at Swansea but we have C.L games etc so he’d get his chances.

            It’s always the same a star player from a smaller club often becomes a squad player at a bigger one. You can’t let him rot in the reserves but a rotation system or plan would keep him happy I’m sure…

    • Trentspur May 19, 2017 at 11:09 pm

      We need some stardust like this sprinkled on the team. Never tire of seeing these. My fav is the no.23.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic8PE8ShR78

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 11:52 pm

        Miss the man😢

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 11:45 pm

      Please!

  • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Every time just like the last
    On his foot tied around fast
    To distant corners
    Through both the keepers hands
    Never a frown with golden boot

    ( I know,it was a terrible attempt, I’m bored)

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 10:32 pm

      Terrible? No. Catastrophic? Yes.

      • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

        In my defence football and heroin doesn’t really mix.

        • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 10:36 pm

          Oh I dunno, Leicester won the league onnit last year.

  • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    More nice words from Wright! That’s gotta hurt 🙂

    http://www.footballinsider247.com/155001-2/

  • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    Was wondering why son looked so goal hungry the other day. Just read, he became the highest south korean goal scorer in a single season. Not bad

    • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      Is Spurs the best supported club over there?

      • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 10:29 pm

        Not sure, Manure and Scousers are very big in South East Asia.

        • Syd May 20, 2017 at 1:40 am

          So are the Arse

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 11:45 pm

        No but its been kinda funny. Always have my spurs hat on & so many kids that i bump into on the streets these days are screaming spurs. I also take personal pleasure (of me & the group) chasing most of the arse fans out of the bar we drink at. Those that turned out for the derby, didnt sing, didnt wear colors, sat there drinking coffee & left the bar faster then wemble

        • Gloster1861 May 20, 2017 at 12:01 am

          Ashamed to be gooners clearly.

          • mikespurs May 20, 2017 at 12:07 am

            Clearly cant take the good times with the bad. Fucking plastic. & my father is a fucking gooner

    • SeattleSpursGuy May 19, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      Hmm, I’m speculating but South Korean men are required to complete at least 21 months of military service before they turn 28, but certain exemptions apply for athletic achievement. I wonder if he gets time off his service obligation for something like that.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

        Ahh, you had to mention that which must not be spoken of..

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 11:47 pm

        Doubt it……..but would love it

      • Syd May 20, 2017 at 5:30 am

        I really think if this was an issue it would have been brought up and well publicized before now. There must be some form of exemption

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 10:21 pm

      * European season

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 10:34 pm

        Er no, *European league

  • Lilywhite without the II May 19, 2017 at 9:32 pm

    Does anyone know the dimension of the lift at the new Spurs ground..if we reduce with size will it help reduce fatigue getting into the cheese room from sky the bar?

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 9:58 pm

      You’re a cunning linguist.

  • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 9:24 pm

    Nutty’s tip of the week –
    Don’t buy a solid oak table that weighs more than you do.
    FAK!

    • SeattleSpursGuy May 19, 2017 at 9:38 pm

      SSG’s tip of the week
      Hire the guys hanging around the parking lot of the building supply store to move it for you.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 9:44 pm

      Caspurs tip of the week.
      Gotchaself a sherpa.

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 10:03 pm

        Mike tip of the week
        Dont give tips for free

        • SeattleSpursGuy May 19, 2017 at 10:13 pm

          Just the tip

  • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 8:08 pm

    “You’re just a shit jamie vardı!!!”

    • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 8:09 pm

      *y

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 9:01 pm

        Axis?

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 10:26 pm

        What the fuck is that?

        • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 10:49 pm

          Jamie Vardy with the skin peeled off.

          • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 10:55 pm

            Gotcha…

          • Real Fan? May 19, 2017 at 11:40 pm

            Ohhhhh…..nope, still nothing.

          • Gloster1861 May 20, 2017 at 12:06 am

            A cyborg.

  • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    First female Bundesliga referee announced

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39978823

    • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 8:04 pm

      “Youre avin a fakinn larf, I didn’t touch him, what are you doing later? Call me”

      • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 8:41 pm

        I wondered what stallones wife has been doing since Rocky IV.

        • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 8:44 pm

          Are her breasts rectangular too?

          • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 9:00 pm

            Angular Merkel?

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 9:14 pm

              Who blew that whistle?

            • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

              Triangularate her position and FIRE!

    • Lord Croker May 19, 2017 at 9:26 pm

      You can only swear in English.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    Between Spurstacuses posts and the one about Wembley,I would decrease the size of the pitch down to 8″x3″
    That way Spurstacus wont feel so mini and we might win at Wembley
    Its not the size that counts but the shot

    • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 8:06 pm

      24 square inches! Is spurts a smurf?

      • Superspoz 🍳 May 19, 2017 at 8:09 pm

        Smurfacus!

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 8:19 pm

          He is one of the Tottenham Hotsmurfs

  • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 7:25 pm

    U17 Final on Eurosport atm. England v Spain. Couple of our lads in it, Eyoma and Griffin I think.

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Did anyone see the man with the micro-penis (new Bond film) on tv today? Now *there’s* a man with his finger on the button.

    • Freünd or Foe May 19, 2017 at 8:44 pm

      Dammit. Did I miss much?

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm

        Blink and you’d’ve missed it.

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 7:18 pm

      I can top trump that, now where’s my pokermon?

      • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

        Scrub this.

  • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 6:32 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    I’m really struggling to identify ANYONE that ever branded Kane a ‘one season wonder’.
    If you want to post mindless shit like this, use a Facebook group.
    Thanks in advance.

    I will mention one who scoffed back in 2015. Stan Collymore.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 19, 2017 at 6:45 pm

      Another good season and harry will surpass what collymore got in his whole career. That’s one doubter silenced anyway.👅

    • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 6:57 pm

      Dear me, the man hits women. He does not count.

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 7:04 pm

        He hits women *and* he can’t count? What a wakner.

      • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 8:53 pm

        Tell his employers. Please.

      • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 9:04 pm

        I seem to remember a modicum of scepticism in both the media and the general population about Kane’s breakthrough season…

        • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 10:10 pm

          There was lots of scepticism. Hence Harry vowing to prove them wrong. Funny thing to say if they didn’t exist..

          • East Stand May 19, 2017 at 10:11 pm

            Yep.

    • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 7:33 pm

      I think some people who support other clubs were saying it about Kane… hence the ironic chanting in this video shot at the Lane:

      http://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/harry-kanes-girlfriend-kate-goodland-enjoys-spurs-fans-banter-v-everton-video/

  • UnkleTaff May 19, 2017 at 6:26 pm

    ronwol196061
    Wyatt Yup

    I give up. Why a Tyup?

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 5:59 pm

    Spurs official site listing Hugo as doubtful for Sunday after suffering a knee contusion yesterday. I like Vorm but I would love to see what we have in Lopez. Tripps back to training today.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 6:00 pm

      So he has a little bruise on his knee. 🚑

      • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 6:02 pm

        Itty bitty.

        • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 6:04 pm

          Teeny weeny..

          • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 6:06 pm

            Yellow….

            • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 6:12 pm

              Polka dot bikini?

              • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

                👍

    • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 6:16 pm

      Would really like to see Pau – if only to clarify whether it’s 3 or 4 of our summer signings who are no good.

      • Freund or Foe May 19, 2017 at 6:18 pm

        I`m not sure T`Pau are still touring.

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 7:05 pm

        Pau – with marrowbone.

  • UnkleTaff May 19, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    Does anyone know if we can reduce the pitch size at Wembley?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 5:55 pm

      I believe someone clarified that point earlier, I’ll just check.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 6:07 pm

        The answer was yes but it would be against the rules and therefore no.

        • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

          That is incorrect, we can reduce to the same size as the pitch will be at the new stadium.

          • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 6:19 pm

            Doesn’t Wembley conform to the current requirements as our pitch will also have to?

            • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 6:51 pm

              And the cycle starts again…

    • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 6:59 pm

      I was hoping that the size of the pitch wasn’t too inflexible. Can anyone confirm?

      • danspurs May 20, 2017 at 7:45 am

        I believe it has to be a certain size but we can instruct our players not to utilise the full length or width which is why we are selling bonzo who keeps forgetting.

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    McG
    Ross Barkley not staying & Pep won’t confirm Aguero remaining at Citeh. Swap for Walks??!

    Harry Hotspur
    Mate, are you actually ten years old?
    This ISN’T Vital Spurs.

    https://youtu.be/rX7wtNOkuHo

    I’m literally ten years old.

    • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 6:34 pm

      Happy birthday Spurstacus.

    • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 7:00 pm

      With your trousers down doesn’t count.

      • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 7:19 pm

        I can top trump that, now where’s my pokermon?

        • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 7:34 pm

          *Pokemon

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 5:35 pm

    Just woken up. Any news? No? Okay, see you in the morning / afternoon.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 5:37 pm

      Hold on, before you go……!

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 5:43 pm

        I usually do.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 5:50 pm

          Erm, sorry forgot what it was now. As you were.

  • Panama Paul May 19, 2017 at 4:44 pm

    The best thing about this win is that we did it with 10 men. I cannot believe that it took Poch that long to hook Sissoko.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      He uses Sissoko on the wing.Its a joke

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    It was a fun performance. It would be nice if DL unbuttoned the wallet enough to add two or three quality players so we could compete for a trophy.

    I seem to remember there was some sentiment on TBH that qualifying for Champions League was=to a trophy, but after two seasons of qualifying, it just doesn’t seem the same. And what we need is a quality bench so we can wage war on two fronts. As good as the current team is, they couldn’t pull it off this year. We need a better bench than Sissy, Vinnie and company to be able to compete. Lesniak? I take it all back.

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Funny isn’t it? Years of listening to goons crowing about CL qualification, we been there twice & already I’d prefer an FA cup win!

      • TheCincinnatiYid May 19, 2017 at 4:37 pm

        Yep–Maybe if we got the the quarters or semis it would have some juice, but the teams in the first round are often the equivalent of good Europa league teams–which we couldn’t beat either.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 4:39 pm

        At least just as a one off, no brainer for me McG. Couple of seasons of silver ware and I might change my mind though.
        I know it’s not most peoples cup of tea but look at manure with a probable win in the ropey. They’ve not exactly been up against any top sides so I once you’re through the pre knockout shouldn’t be too onerous for our team to win it.

        • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 4:57 pm

          I really fancied us to make the final, but for injuries I think we could have done well. Yeah, some silverware would def be preferable, but not at the cost of disbanding our team. Loving Poch, really had some doubts with some of the cruddy footie when he first joined!!

          • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 7:01 pm

            McG you’re missing at trick – have you considered working in the PR Dept for North Korea?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 5:17 pm

        The only thing that matters is belief.
        If you can feel confident that ee can do the task at hand its the best

        • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 6:09 pm

          And maybe a tiny bit of ability.

          • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 6:15 pm

            I belief that.

          • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 6:30 pm

            Dedication. That’s what you need.

  • Teddyboy May 19, 2017 at 4:21 pm

    Pah, he is just a one-season wonder, oh wait 2 season wonder, oh wait, 3 season wonder, oh wait…
    Kaneinho any day, loved it when he went in goal a few years back, the spirit and commitment of Graham Roberts

    • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      I’m really struggling to identify ANYONE that ever branded Kane a ‘one season wonder’.

      If you want to post mindless shit like this, use a Facebook group.

      Thanks in advance.

  • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    Hard to decide which was my favourite goal last night, did like Son’s from outside the box. Kane’s power for his last two, net busters!

    • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 4:14 pm

      I enjoyed all six immensely

      • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 4:46 pm

        I wasn’t too keen on their blatant off-side effort.

    • Freund or Foe May 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm

      Son`s 2nd was delicious.

  • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 3:24 pm
    • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 3:27 pm

      Sissoko?

      • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 3:39 pm

        Harold said he was 43

        • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 3:45 pm

          He’s a young 43 though.

        • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 4:25 pm

          Stone.

          • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 4:46 pm

            …the crows.

  • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 3:15 pm

    Sissoko on moving on:

    “For me, what’s most important is the team. We had a good year, we finished second. There’s the game against Hull next, the France squad, and then I’ll have time to think, to ask myself the right questions and we’ll see then. We’ll have to see what’s best for me and try to make a choice. Next year is a World Cup year.”

    http://sportwitness.co.uk/well-see-whats-best-tottenham-midfielder-hints-potential-summer-exit/

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 3:37 pm

      Yay!

    • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 4:38 pm

    • Real Fan? May 19, 2017 at 5:10 pm

      Awwww.

  • richspurs May 19, 2017 at 3:06 pm

    Good after the noon to you all. Very, very impressive and ever improving stats. But the onlh stat i care about is WIN ME A POTTY ffs. If these twats fail again next season……..

  • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 3:05 pm

    Jose says teams exiting CL should not join ropey, couldn’t agree more.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 3:32 pm

      +1

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 19, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      👍

  • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    Ross Barkley not staying & Pep won’t confirm Aguero remaining at Citeh. Swap for Walks??!

    • Harry Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 4:26 pm

      Mate, are you actually ten years old?

      This ISN’T Vital Spurs.

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:53 pm

    Mousse Sissoko, on this summer; ” I will have to think about what is best for me.” Duh!, think about this: don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

  • UnkleTaff May 19, 2017 at 2:43 pm

    If there’s anyone out there who still doubts he’s the genuine article just have a look at the goals he’s scored and note how many of them hit the side netting.

    He always knows exactly where the goal is in relation to his position on the pitch and, more often than not, doesn’t need to look before placing his shot out of the reach of the goalkeeper.

    Providing he stays injury free he’ll smash pretty much every goal-scoring record out of the park.

    • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      Yep

    • Freund or Foe May 19, 2017 at 2:46 pm

      Yerp.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 2:50 pm

      Yarp.

      • Sexy Beast May 19, 2017 at 3:17 pm

        yup

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 5:31 pm

          Wyatt Yup

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      “smash pretty much every goal-scoring record OUT OF THE PARK”?

      Lettuce hope not…

      • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 2:59 pm

        An absolute gem..

    • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      yip

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 5:31 pm

      Wyatt Yup

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 5:32 pm

      Yop.

  • baz May 19, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    By the time I arrived home last nightI had forgotten how many goals we had scored. I thought Kane had bagged a hat trick

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 2:37 pm

      He did.

      • baz May 19, 2017 at 2:40 pm

        That’s when I lost time. It was the holding it in for the last 12 minutes that put me under pressure.

  • Sid Trotter May 19, 2017 at 2:35 pm

    Hmm, what use is a golden boot if you don’t have a pair. And even if you have a pair I bet they are both right-footed. How is he going to score next year with two right-footed golden boots. And if he wins next year where does he wear that one? Fecking useless

  • UnkleTaff May 19, 2017 at 2:34 pm

    We need to sell him now whilst his stock is high.

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    When you think about it, to have Harry, Dele and Sonny, all exceeding 20 goals, in all comps, is rather extraordinary. Well done lads!

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 2:40 pm

      I was thinking that exact same thought. It also crossed my mind, how many other prem sides contain three players with 20+ goals to their name this season? It wouldn’t surprise me if the answer was none.

      • KrakowJosh May 19, 2017 at 2:45 pm

        According to the BBC last night we’re the only team in the Prem and the Football League to achieve that this season. Which is nice.

      • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:45 pm

        Maybe Barcelona with Messi, Suarez and Neymar. If that is the case that us rather heady company.

        • McG ⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 2:55 pm

          Add Lamela & Eriksen’s contribution next season, that’s around 85 goals between 5 players. Yeah the, Barca trio did spring to mind!

  • Camus May 19, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    The boy Kane is a revelation.
    With the time he’s been out injured this season, his goal-scoring feats are pretty darn special. I really hope he bags a couple more on Sunday.

    • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 3:13 pm

      I’ve made him my Fantasy Football captain for next game. Should have had him in the team for game week 37 and played triple captain card in hindsight.

  • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    I was chuckling when number 5 went in, and I literally LOL’d as number 6 hit the back of the net.

    We’ve overcome a couple of thorns this season – namely West Brom, Arsenal and Leicester.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 May 19, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      I managed a hearty guffaw for no. 5 and a manically sinister cackle for no. 6.

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:10 pm

    HK, the goal whore. Thankfully.

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    Proper number 1

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