Housewives choice Dele Alli is cocked, locked and ready to rock, Hurrah.
This certainly comes as a welcome antidote to Joey Barton’s outrageous claims that the lad has taken his eye of the ball due to off-field shenanigans.
“I don’t know what’s going on with Dele [Alli] at the moment. I like him a lot. I like his character – the story about him – but there’s clearly something rumbling in the background. Whether it’s in his personal life, I don’t know what’s going on with the agents, but there’s something not right with him or his inner sanctum at the moment.”
I’m not sure what Dele’s inner sanctum has to with the price of dairy free margarine but I guess we can but hope that Alli’s words are worth a few pence more on the open market than Danny Rose’s.