Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City “Sailor wanna hump-hump” bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.”
The suggestion that Adebayor is a narcissistic dipstick predates the rumour that Dave Whelan thinks Love Thy Neighbour and On The Buses are documentaries.
I’m becoming less and less dazed and cofused by the depths to which people in football willingly sink. The outpouring of vicarious grief for Adebayor went he went missing after the death of his brother, was astounding. The same brother he had publically slandered Ade, to the point whereby lawyers had been involved to shut him up.
Now, the Togoan conman has revealed a new tale, whereby his now disaffected mother occasionally takes time out of flogging items scavaged from landfill, to work “juju” upon him, with the assistance of his sisters!
It’s a real head-scratcher that Adebayor, someone likes to portray himself as a massive humanitarian – he can’t string half a dozen words together without mentioning his close workiing relationship with God – seems to be just a very wealthy chancer.
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Meanwhile in Gotham …Dave Whelan has more Jewish friends than most Jewish people! “Hundreds” Dave, really? Does anyone apart from say, strippers with Facebook pages really have hundreds of friends, let alone all of them in just one relgious denomination?
It doesn’t make a person clan, just because they employ someone who openly is, but it will affect their crediblity when trying to distance themselves from tarring and feathering activities.
I’m not suggesting Dave is clan, by the way. Who knows what he is. My guess is he will be handing out free bagels at the Middlesboro game, that come with a set of chopsticks, so he knows that he’s covered all possible bases.
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And so in the interim, we pace like expectant fathers as the THST work out how to convert ‘achieved naff all’, into a 900 word announcement that makes them sound so ruddy brave, and less hopeless than they actually are.
The Trust issued a holding statement that confirmed that they were let in.
They will be issuing a full statement after minutes have been circulated to their members.
So there is a “them and us” even amongst the fans. Nice. Inclusive!
