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Foxes Have Eaten The Pitch

By The Boy -

If you haven’t seen it, I have to recommend to you ‘After The Screaming Stops’, the Bros documentary.

Spinal Tap was very good, but to use footballing parlance, Matt and Luke Goss just seemed to want it more.

I pray that there is a fly on the wall documentary being made about the redevelopment of White Hart Lane.

Given Levy’s freakish decision to name an executive suite after himself, perhaps a good working title might be, ‘I, Stadium‘.

Sources close to the club have told the Harry Hotspur blog that the delay in getting the New Destination are likely to rumble on.

Safety critical elements of the build are still in a state of total disrepair; a situation that has not eased despite the project now being many months overdue and many hundreds of millions over budget.

There was a plan to use fire marshals as an interim strategy and it is my understanding that this has been vetoed by the London Fire Brigade.

Additionally, there are newly revealed software issues with the troubled fire safety elements of the ground.

The reason the public are being spoon fed updates, is because that is what the club are getting from the firm working on and off site.

Oh, and whole thing about it looking like a toilet seat from above is now something which the club has under consideration as an issue to be addressed, even if the solution is only a cosmetic one.

The funniest bit however is that there’s a reason the in-stadium camera service has been disrupted.

Urban foxes have been getting in at night and enjoying astroturf suppers.

The full extent off the damage is unknown, but it was significant enough for the club to try and keep out of the public domain.


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Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

What is brilliant, is that they clearly think they have copious amount of philosophical stuff to gift the world.

About as insightful as ‘Love Life’ embroidered on a Primark cushion.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Cabspur

Would love to stick up for the sister. Ive met her a few times. She really aint nice. At least lammy tries to be. Man dem dont like him though. He never gets a shape up in TOTTENHAM or support any of the Caribbean food outlets. “Bounty bwoy” dem call him.

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

to go with our knitted players

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

If there was ever an example of humans being f**ked by fame, they’re it…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

All that stooopid stuff the nfl do at games fire and All the rest of it shooting up around the pitch its ready for all that s h I t too. Up Haringey fc mate. Old school real football fan experience.

Cabspur
Cabspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Harry Hotspur

Watched her last night ,should have been drowned at birth.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago

Dianne Abbott was unavailable for comment

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

They could have made the south stand and the north look the same (plan elevation view) but they never because it would block the natural light (even more) through the walk way and lillywhitehouse. Don’t know why they never squared off the south a bit. The lighting around the stadium and on the lid gonna be amazing. Toilet wont even spring to mind. They can even make it look like its spinning.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

I have to confess I’ve watched it a couple of times already. The first time it didn’t quite sink in how dreadful they are. Especially the one with the syrup.

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

My best guess is a knitted cover.

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

Seen that Bros thing after someone recommending it, it is very funny and totally Spinal Tap, Kermode reviewed it and said the same. “Rome wasn’t build in a day… but we don’t have as long as Rome had.” Top that! Levyesque even?

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crac
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Why not go all out and erect a giant plunger next to it?

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

The toilet seat resemblence being addressed is an important one. I wonder what theyre going to do?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

No under the lights games will be played there this season. The Dortmund game was never on. When all the test events are over then post test tweaking they’ll only be 4 games left. Levy/mace knew this monster stadium could not be built in the time scale initially given (woz a 2 year joby) and I honestly believe part of the plan was not to buy any players in that window. Levy knew fans wouldn’t be able to handle knowing 2 years at Wembley and no signings in one hit. Imagine the hysteria. The season ticket money. If he didn’t take it people would smell a rat.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

WTFox. Hope they never had a safe journey back to Holloway! :-).

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

Yeah, like some of us have already pointed out, competitive football will not be kicked in The Shopping Mall this season. Fox barstewards or not…

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago
Reply to  arthurthebold

No it’s not Arthur. It’s someone who is involved in the industry and fucked them off because they were shit. Like someone should do with you and your levy loving ways

Harry Hotspur
Harry Hotspur
4 years ago
Reply to  arthurthebold

Tyco’s name is mud amongst those following the build on forums such as Skyscraper.com

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Why are we here? Is there a stupider question out there! To reproduce and have a laugh? Time for me to jump in the bath! 🙂 I’m getting nervous!

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Cabspur

Cheers mate.

eddie
eddie
4 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

Because they needed the revenue from full sign up for season tickets.

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

So Arthur. Let’s have a look at your mates highlights reel, including sacking a decent bloke who was doing a decent job and telling everyone else before the man himself. That’s class. Letting berbatov go and replacing with an on loan non league player. That’s class. Sacking a chief scout, because he wanted player a or b off a list, and Daniels only starts at f or g. Incidentally the same chap is about to be appointed director of football at Old Trafford, so maybe knows a thing or two. Getting tied to a 15 year kit deal, that’s poor at the moment, and in a decade will be positively shit. A transfer policy that revolves solely around trying to bring someone in who can be turned into a profit the minute a real football club comes in for them. Presiding over us for call it 2 decades and only having a league Cup to show for it. Worst trophy run in our history. Taking money either fraudulently or with absolutely no idea if the venue he charges top dollar to enter is actually gonna be fit to enter. Unless your a fox. And to top it all we are now 636m in debt. For something that we still have no idea when will be completed. I would ask Bob, but he’s busy mate. Not as busy as the electricians in n17 but busy enough.

Cabspur
Cabspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Good luck tappa,sorry for your loss mate.

Nick
Nick
4 years ago
Reply to  Chris

Pretty much like his Tottenham career,struggling to get around a shit stadium.

arthurthebold
arthurthebold
4 years ago
Reply to  Billy the yid

Billy, is your mate big bob, the expert from paddington, well known brickie in that part of the world? Tyco are huge and well respected and one of a small number of companies big enough to handle a project of this size. Is that the arsehole you refer to who thinks he can do everything? I know he makes a mighty fine wall, but he is not well regarded past that.

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

And Arthur I know for a fact rhy have been taken off the procurement books at a very big company that don’t accept crap. And I’ll ask big Bob see if he’s got any walls to build this weekend cis it looks to me that your mate Daniel could do with all the help he can get right now. Get back to you soon

Cabspur
Cabspur
4 years ago
Reply to  dilly

No Ray Parlour the pikey looking unt said he would suit spurs or something.

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

On nights this week and have woken to read this. Stsrt wondering if I’m in a recurring levy themed nightmare. This man is to blame for anyone who doesn’t want to believe it, because this was his baby and he was gonna oversee things. To say he’s incompetent is an insult to the word incompetent. He must have had the final say on using a company called tyco, who by what I’ve been told from a mate in the building game are the equivalent of stambouli. This areshole thinks he can do everything on the cheap, fuck everyone around, and as long as uncle Joe gets a new boat everything is great. People need to stop going. Stop giving these thief’s money. Don’t renew season tickets, because we are on an incredibly slippy slope under these bastards, and until you hit them where it hurts, he will not listen to a single word. His ego is far far more important that THFC. To him. Bastard

eddie
eddie
4 years ago

Very interesting post from Tappaspur yesterday at 21.05pm.on the previous blog if nobody picked up on it.It seems Levy’s missus was responsibly for all the changes to the toilet design.
If true this is a scandalous abuse of privilege.She must be in line for a huge bonus as well.Just when you think he’s gone as low as possible out comes another gem.

Nick
Nick
4 years ago

Are the foxes residing in the stadium or got in from outside? A £1.2 billion stadium with no doors ?

eddie
eddie
4 years ago

The drip feeding of bad news is typical Levy.I am amazed he didn’t go into politics,they think everyone are idiots and treat them like cunts.The end result being self aggrandisement.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Tom at Haringey fc was saying “if TOTTENHAM cared so much about the community why wasn’t the borough invited to play the under 21s there. He has a point. Sorry if I’m hogging the mike. Have to speak at a funeral in a few hours. It will be emotional. Dont wanna over think it. We laugh we cry we live we die.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Beaming holographic concerts around the world gonna make ENIC containers full of money.

Chris
Chris
4 years ago

Sissoko was spotted at the 02 last night limping. Not buying this bullshit that the Fulham game is a tiny bit too soon and will be back for next game.

PlayitagainSamways
PlayitagainSamways
4 years ago

Primark Philosophy.

That is our level.

dilly
dilly
4 years ago

On the subject of Foxes we are reportedly linked to Jamie Vardy?
Unlikely but exploring all options you never know?

Paddio
Paddio
4 years ago

Ironic that the stadium has been tagged with the toilet label, it probably stems from the early Design ideas about the stadium and levy saying let’s give the shits something.
Still can’t believed from start of the season we just didn’t say sorry it’s wembly again this season.

Billy the yid
5 years ago

So Arthur. Let’s have a look at your mates highlights reel, including sacking a decent bloke who was doing a decent job and telling everyone else before the man himself. That’s class. Letting berbatov go and replacing with an on loan non league player. That’s class. Sacking a chief scout, because he wanted player a or b off a list, and Daniels only starts at f or g. Incidentally the same chap is about to be appointed director of football at Old Trafford, so maybe knows a thing or two. Getting tied to a 15 year kit deal, that’s poor at the moment, and in a decade will be positively shit. A transfer policy that revolves solely around trying to bring someone in who can be turned into a profit the minute a real football club comes in for them. Presiding over us for call it 2 decades and only having a league Cup to show for it. Worst trophy run in our history. Taking money either fraudulently or with absolutely no idea if the venue he charges top dollar to enter is actually gonna be fit to enter. Unless your a fox. And to top it all we are now 636m in debt. For something that we still have no idea when will be completed. I would ask Bob, but he’s busy mate. Not as busy as the electricians in n17 but busy enough.

Billy the yid
5 years ago

And Arthur I know for a fact rhy have been taken off the procurement books at a very big company that don’t accept crap. And I’ll ask big Bob see if he’s got any walls to build this weekend cis it looks to me that your mate Daniel could do with all the help he can get right now. Get back to you soon

Billy the yid
5 years ago
Reply to  arthurthebold

No it’s not Arthur. It’s someone who is involved in the industry and fucked them off because they were shit. Like someone should do with you and your levy loving ways

arthurthebold
arthurthebold
5 years ago
Reply to  Billy the yid

Billy, is your mate big bob, the expert from paddington, well known brickie in that part of the world? Tyco are huge and well respected and one of a small number of companies big enough to handle a project of this size. Is that the arsehole you refer to who thinks he can do everything? I know he makes a mighty fine wall, but he is not well regarded past that.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Cabspur

Would love to stick up for the sister. Ive met her a few times. She really aint nice. At least lammy tries to be. Man dem dont like him though. He never gets a shape up in TOTTENHAM or support any of the Caribbean food outlets. “Bounty bwoy” dem call him.

eddie
eddie
5 years ago

Very interesting post from Tappaspur yesterday at 21.05pm.on the previous blog if nobody picked up on it.It seems Levy’s missus was responsibly for all the changes to the toilet design.
If true this is a scandalous abuse of privilege.She must be in line for a huge bonus as well.Just when you think he’s gone as low as possible out comes another gem.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Cabspur

Cheers mate.

Billy the yid
5 years ago

On nights this week and have woken to read this. Stsrt wondering if I’m in a recurring levy themed nightmare. This man is to blame for anyone who doesn’t want to believe it, because this was his baby and he was gonna oversee things. To say he’s incompetent is an insult to the word incompetent. He must have had the final say on using a company called tyco, who by what I’ve been told from a mate in the building game are the equivalent of stambouli. This areshole thinks he can do everything on the cheap, fuck everyone around, and as long as uncle Joe gets a new boat everything is great. People need to stop going. Stop giving these thief’s money. Don’t renew season tickets, because we are on an incredibly slippy slope under these bastards, and until you hit them where it hurts, he will not listen to a single word. His ego is far far more important that THFC. To him. Bastard

Cabspur
Cabspur
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

Watched her last night ,should have been drowned at birth.

Cabspur
Cabspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Good luck tappa,sorry for your loss mate.

Nick
Nick
5 years ago

Are the foxes residing in the stadium or got in from outside? A £1.2 billion stadium with no doors ?

Nick
Nick
5 years ago
Reply to  Chris

Pretty much like his Tottenham career,struggling to get around a shit stadium.

Cabspur
Cabspur
5 years ago
Reply to  dilly

No Ray Parlour the pikey looking unt said he would suit spurs or something.

eddie
eddie
5 years ago

The drip feeding of bad news is typical Levy.I am amazed he didn’t go into politics,they think everyone are idiots and treat them like cunts.The end result being self aggrandisement.

Chris
Chris
5 years ago

Sissoko was spotted at the 02 last night limping. Not buying this bullshit that the Fulham game is a tiny bit too soon and will be back for next game.

eddie
eddie
5 years ago
Reply to  Paddio

Because they needed the revenue from full sign up for season tickets.

PlayitagainSamways
PlayitagainSamways
5 years ago

Primark Philosophy.

That is our level.

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago

Ironic that the stadium has been tagged with the toilet label, it probably stems from the early Design ideas about the stadium and levy saying let’s give the shits something.
Still can’t believed from start of the season we just didn’t say sorry it’s wembly again this season.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Why not go all out and erect a giant plunger next to it?

dilly
dilly
5 years ago

On the subject of Foxes we are reportedly linked to Jamie Vardy?
Unlikely but exploring all options you never know?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Why are we here? Is there a stupider question out there! To reproduce and have a laugh? Time for me to jump in the bath! 🙂 I’m getting nervous!

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

Tom at Haringey fc was saying “if TOTTENHAM cared so much about the community why wasn’t the borough invited to play the under 21s there. He has a point. Sorry if I’m hogging the mike. Have to speak at a funeral in a few hours. It will be emotional. Dont wanna over think it. We laugh we cry we live we die.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

Beaming holographic concerts around the world gonna make ENIC containers full of money.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

All that stooopid stuff the nfl do at games fire and All the rest of it shooting up around the pitch its ready for all that s h I t too. Up Haringey fc mate. Old school real football fan experience.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

They could have made the south stand and the north look the same (plan elevation view) but they never because it would block the natural light (even more) through the walk way and lillywhitehouse. Don’t know why they never squared off the south a bit. The lighting around the stadium and on the lid gonna be amazing. Toilet wont even spring to mind. They can even make it look like its spinning.

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

to go with our knitted players

Accy
Accy
5 years ago

The toilet seat resemblence being addressed is an important one. I wonder what theyre going to do?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

No under the lights games will be played there this season. The Dortmund game was never on. When all the test events are over then post test tweaking they’ll only be 4 games left. Levy/mace knew this monster stadium could not be built in the time scale initially given (woz a 2 year joby) and I honestly believe part of the plan was not to buy any players in that window. Levy knew fans wouldn’t be able to handle knowing 2 years at Wembley and no signings in one hit. Imagine the hysteria. The season ticket money. If he didn’t take it people would smell a rat.

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  The Boy

If there was ever an example of humans being f**ked by fame, they’re it…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

WTFox. Hope they never had a safe journey back to Holloway! :-).

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

Yeah, like some of us have already pointed out, competitive football will not be kicked in The Shopping Mall this season. Fox barstewards or not…

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

Seen that Bros thing after someone recommending it, it is very funny and totally Spinal Tap, Kermode reviewed it and said the same. “Rome wasn’t build in a day… but we don’t have as long as Rome had.” Top that! Levyesque even?

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