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FAKE NEWS: Seminal Sissoko Performance Airbrushed From Match Report

FAKE NEWS: Seminal Sissoko Performance Airbrushed From Match Report

The footballing firmament was shaken to it’s core this evening as Moussa ‘The Goods’ Sissoko was sensationally airbrushed from a Press Association match report.

The 43 year old was universally dubbed Tottenham’s ‘Star Man’ by fans up and down the country, yet the the Lilywhite’s big black beauty has been resigned to the cutting room floor of this so called news agency!


Ruthless Harry Kane struck four goals as Tottenham dismantled Leicester 6-1.

The England forward’s haul moved him two ahead of Romelu Lukaku in the race for the Premier League’s golden boot with 26 goals ahead of Sunday’s season-finale at Hull.

Son Heung-min also scored twice at the King Power Stadium as Spurs continued to shrug off any disappointment following Chelsea’s title win.

The visitors were untouchable as they sealed their 13th win in their last 16 games in all competitions, having already cemented second place.

Tottenham challenged Leicester for the title last season, before eventually finishing third, and Foxes chief Craig Shakespeare dismissed any aggravation between the sides after last year’s battle.

But he will be disappointed with how his side rolled over for Spurs, who outclassed their hosts from almost the first minute.

Apart from an error from Hugo Lloris which allowed Ben Chilwell to score, Tottenham were always on top with Leicester now destined to finish mid-table.

Leicester were on the back foot instantly when Son shot over before Jamie Vardy fired straight at Lloris as Tottenham dominated possession without a serious opening until Son wasted a glorious one after 15 minutes.

The forward managed to force his way to the edge of the area and a lucky break off Kane deflected the ball into his path but he could then only lift wildly over.

But Son atoned for his miss 10 minutes later when he provided Kane with the opener.

Christian Fuchs was caught out by Toby Alderweireld’s deep ball which allowed Son to burst into the area and, with Fuchs trailing behind, he teed up Kane to sweep in from six yards.

Dele Alli’s low header was then saved by Kasper Schmeichel as Spurs began to raise the tempo, sensing Leicester were there for the taking.

The hosts were enterprising enough but, aside from Vardy’s pace, rarely troubled the visitors – who doubled their lead in style 10 minutes before the break.

An intricate move on the edge of the area opened up the Foxes, allowing Alli to spring the trap and his lovely lofted pass allowed Son to find the bottom corner with a first-time volley.

Tottenham threatened to overwhelm the Foxes and Schmeichel saved Eric Dier’s header before the hosts could grab a breather at half-time.

It was a break they needed as Dier needed to produce a fine block to deny Marc Albrighton and the quiet Riyad Mahrez fired at Lloris before Chilwell pulled a goal back after 57 minutes.

It was messy from Spurs as Lloris rushed out to beat Vardy to the ball but only succeeded in deflecting it off the striker to Wilfred Ndidi.

The midfielder worked it to Chilwell, who managed to squeeze the ball beyond Dier on the line – only for Kane to immediately restore Spurs’ two-goal advantage to spark a rout.

Kane headed in from point-blank range after more neat work from Son and the South Korean grabbed his own double on 71 minutes.

It was no more than the 24-year-old deserved as neat footwork gave him space on the edge of the box and he curled low beyond Schmeichel.

Vincent Janssen had a goal disallowed for offside before Kane completed a deserved hat-trick when he blasted in from 20 yards in the final minute.

And Kane had not finished when he scored again in stoppage time, with almost a carbon copy of his third, beating Schmeichel low to his right from the edge of the area.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • MM May 19, 2017 at 9:42 am

    Two match ban for diving
    Wasn’t that what the Welsh player got for breaking the Irish player’s leg?

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 9:25 am
  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:24 am

    Payments in the Premier League are on the up.

    In 2015-16, Spurs were 4th in the Premier League payments with £95m while bottom boys Aston Villa took home £66m.
    That included each club receiving a minimum £64.6m (£8.8m for live TV games, £21.9m for domestic TV income, £29.4m for overseas TV income and £4.5m for central commercial).
    Now in 2016-17, Chelsea are set to take home more than £150m while Sunderland are guaranteed about £100m.
    The domestic TV deal that was kick-started this season is worth £5.136billion over three years. The overseas TV deal, meanwhile, is worth £3bn.

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:15 am

    We got £95m in PL place money, TV and advertising etc, this season it will be a lot more.

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:11 am

    The only team with nothing to play for last night was Spurs, we had already consolidated second and our £36.1m payout, Leicester stand to lose £11.4m with last nights result and a loss to Bournemouth.

    • Camus May 19, 2017 at 9:18 am

      The players won’t care about that. They got their Porsches last season.

      • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:35 am

        They’ll be repossessed on Monday !

  • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 8:59 am

    MysteriousStranger
    Also evil I think! Must have done something bad in a previous life, or this one…
    Either way I’ve got to work for a few more weeks before my op (which was scheduled for last week but got pushed back a month). Won’t be voting for those NHS killers in the upcoming election!
    Good to see you back anyway!

    Bad news Mysty, the Tories are closing down the NHS the day after their landslide victory.

    Their slogan is “YOU’RE all in the shit together. We’ve got BUPA suckers.”

    • Camus May 19, 2017 at 9:09 am

      So, Glos – where do you stand on the election?

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 8:57 am

    As soon as Son hit that pass for the first goal Kane moved his right leg in anticipation, it was a very fast ball, doubt many Strikers would have been so clinical.

    • Gloster1861 May 19, 2017 at 9:01 am

      Yes, it would have been so easy to screw it up I was really impressed by his reflexes. Imagine what Sissy would have done.

    • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 9:10 am

      I thought Sonny’s long ranger was the pick of the goals…

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 8:46 am

    4 new vids on Spurs TV

  • Camus May 19, 2017 at 8:42 am

    Loved the result and the manner of it last night. But 1 quibble that I do think is relevant. “Apart from an error from Hugo Lloris which allowed Ben Chilwell to score…” – had Lloris not conceded, he could have won the Golden Glove with 2 clean sheets, but he blundered…
    We all love Hugo and he’s a great shot-stopper but he doesn’t have ‘winner’ running through his veins. Is he the man for the big occasion?

    • SpurAndy 🍒π May 19, 2017 at 8:45 am

      Yes.

    • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 8:49 am

      Lloris was right to come out, had the ball deflected left and went out for a throw in he would have been hailed as a hero, he was unlucky, the Keystone Cops routine that followed just made it look worse, overall he’s still number one.

      • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:00 am

        The danger was apparent from 5 yds inside our half, if Lloris had stayed on his line just hoping we could rectify the situation he would have been crucified.

  • Camus May 19, 2017 at 8:37 am

    ronwol196061
    We get one attacking MF in Dembeles spot.Creative but physical we wint need Eriksen.

    Nice try, Ron…
    Do tell from which player you’ll find those 12 goals and 21 assists that Eriksen has contributed for us this season…

    • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 8:41 am

      Coric. Simples!!

      • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 8:43 am

        No IMO Eriksen is the “heartbeat” of the side.
        Dembele the “engine room”.

        • Camus May 19, 2017 at 8:48 am

          I agree. We won convincingly without Eriksen last night but let’s face it, the Foxes had nothing to play for. 12 goals and 21 assists tells the story that he is a key player for us.

          • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 8:52 am

            Remember the Foxes side had won 5 out of their last 6 home games so full credit to Spurs for brushimg them aside with consummate ease.

            • Camus May 19, 2017 at 8:53 am

              Absolutely. Not trying to make light of it. I’m so glad we were that focussed and got some form of payback for last season.

          • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 9:08 am

            Last nights performance cost Leicester £7m-£8m in PL place money and if they lose to Bournemouth another £5m, hardly nothing to play for !

            • Camus May 19, 2017 at 9:18 am

              For the owners or the players…?

        • AccringtonSpurs May 19, 2017 at 8:50 am

          Sissoko, the genital wart of the side…

  • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 8:33 am

    Threre is only one Lesniak!

    Poch

    Kane, midfielder Dele Alli and defender Kyle Walker continue to be linked with transfers, but Pochettino says the club are in control of the England internationals’ futures.

    “I think we are so, so, so calm about our big players and they are so happy here,” said the Argentine.

    “We are building a very exciting project. The players must feel they are part of us and want to share in our success.

    “Harry Kane means a lot for the team. I tell you always that he’s one of the best strikers in the world. His performances show that we are right.”
    (BBC Sport)

    • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 8:36 am

      I expect rampant Spurs to end the season on a high note putting Hull to the sword!
      Back this eve.

  • Moniker Levynsky May 19, 2017 at 8:02 am

    Son has scored his braces, and Kane his hat-tricks.

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 7:24 am

    Hope we spend the £36m wisely !

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 19, 2017 at 7:14 am

    Five duped dope awards earns suspension of license and relegation to checkout clerk at Sainsbury’s closest to home of erstwhile official.

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 19, 2017 at 7:08 am

    And what about the successfully deceived match official, the “duped dope.”?

    Five successful deceptions earns the duped dope rescission of his officiating license.

    Duped dope award also goes to match official who awards extra time to offending team on basis of alleged act of dissimulation. Double award to official successfully deceived leading to game winning goal, treble if goal scored by the alleged dissimulator.

  • TheCincinnatiYid May 19, 2017 at 6:57 am

    Fighting the charge–that is, further dissimulating the dissimulation. Double the penalty. Janssen somehow is still on the squad and does one of his pathetic belly flops when someone glances at him. The argues about it.

    Spurs have done the double. It will happen next season. Believe me. It’s the only way. At Wembley.

  • The Great White Hope May 19, 2017 at 6:55 am

    What goes around comes around

    Long runs the fox

    ?1363729879

  • Syd May 19, 2017 at 6:20 am
    • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 6:37 am

      Two match ban seems a bit feeble IMO, though I guess it has to be better than cheats getting away with it entirely.

      Worth bearing in mind we have a couple of “simulators” on our team, so here’s hoping they lose the habit quickly.

      • Syd May 19, 2017 at 6:52 am

        Hey MS, even if our players – so be it. It’s tantamount to cheating and a cancer to the game. My only fear is that they have worded it so specifically that it could easily be defended. I think if the player fights the charge and loses they should double the penalty.

  • LingLongMan 🚯 May 19, 2017 at 5:16 am

    Who stole my woop!

    • LingLongMan 🚯 May 19, 2017 at 5:43 am

      ASS!

      • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 5:54 am

        Yeah just like that!!!

  • LingLongMan 🚯 May 19, 2017 at 5:15 am

    Like this?

  • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 2:58 am

    Fuck you leicester, have a can of fuckin whoop’ass you cunts

    • Freünd or Foe May 19, 2017 at 3:12 am

      You tell em Nilster

    • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 3:31 am

      He’s back! and none too soon. Missed you big guy.

      • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 4:20 am

        Herro peeps.

        Miss you too my ickle cherubs.

        I’m on another weary night duty in the shithole that is Nam
        TottNam.

        How’s everybody? X

        • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 4:33 am

          God bless the thin blue line

          • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 4:48 am

            Fank yoo x

            • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 4:58 am

              Morning! No rest for the wicked eh?

              • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 5:53 am

                Hello MS.
                I must be a right evil fucka me!!!

                How’s you buddy?

                • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 6:32 am

                  Also evil I think! Must have done something bad in a previous life, or this one… 😇

                  Either way I’ve got to work for a few more weeks before my op (which was scheduled for last week but got pushed back a month). Won’t be voting for those NHS killers in the upcoming election!

                  Good to see you back anyway!

                  • DAVID May 19, 2017 at 6:54 am

                    Alright MS, hope the op goes well, be good to escape the clutches of the NHS for a bit.

                  • Still Nil Nil May 19, 2017 at 7:09 am

                    Fingers crossed buddy 💋

  • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:39 am

    Does anyone else feel that waanna going forward is looking more & more like dembele. Some slick cuts off is feet today

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:40 am

      Wanyama?
      Yes he is good

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:42 am

        Yes. Hes been pushing more forward these last 2 games. Call me crazy but looks like someone that could fill his roll when dembele gets injured

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:44 am

          He can play that role. Dembele protects the ball better but Wanyama moves it quicker

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:45 am

          Like to see a creative player but physical in that spot

          • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 2:13 am

            Not their yet, but might be sooner then we think

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:40 am

      I also believe that Sissoko cant be this bad

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:46 am

        My dog could have done more. To be fair hes very talented dog

        • danspurs May 19, 2017 at 5:45 am

          My dog couldn’t. To be fair he’s a greedy lazy barky bugger.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:34 am

    We get one attacking MF in Dembeles spot.Creative but physical we wint need Eriksen.

  • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:32 am

    Leicester were on a roll until we rolled into town,the players must have been hyped up by the unbelievable atmoshere at the Lane on Sunday.

    • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:59 am

      praps they had a glimpse of Glory and finally get it

  • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:28 am

    at the moment playing good good feeling
    War https://bahamassoulradio.airtime.pro/Dashboard/stream-player

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:30 am

      Eric Burdon?

      • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:33 am

        that was the group he discovered in LA

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:34 am

          He went to America to play with them I think

          • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:36 am

            He was an Animal

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:38 am

              I saw him at the Kilt in Soho London in 1965 or so having a drink.with a few bands after a gig in the west end

              • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:41 am

                So thats why you dragged Horny and Spurts to Soho ,past glories and all that.

                • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:48 am

                  Spurts dragged us…in drag

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 1:38 am

      Blimey Melcy, that looks and sounds brilliant.

      • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:43 am

        Will link it up with the original website in a couple of weeks and put 97,000 tracks up already downloaded ready to play

  • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 1:27 am

    Eriksen didn’t even play tonight and the usual CE bashing has already begun, ffs!

    • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 1:28 am

      Biggest win of the season without him?

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 1:29 am

        And?

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:31 am

          We are fluid…no fucking sideways passing

        • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 1:37 am

          Just saying/checking?

          Opta Joe would say something like:

          Spurs scored 6 goals tonight, without Christian Eriksen in the side. Disposable.

          😜

          • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 1:44 am

            If youz lot want Eriksen, youzall afta get fru me first!

            • MysteriousStranger May 19, 2017 at 1:46 am

              Want him?! 🤔

              • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 1:56 am

                You’re all mad I tell you, mad!

            • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 2:18 am

              So a stern look & a pogo stick gets the job done. Deal!

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:31 am

      Am i that usual? Would bashing someone else feel better

    • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:38 am

      Why bash the Church of England because he wasnt playing

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 19, 2017 at 2:26 am

      Tin tin didn’t play tonight cos he was on an adventure.🌍

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:26 am

    Just hearing we had one win in 9 at Wembley.
    Its funny that the teams we played had 8 great wins at Wembley..they didnt have a problem

  • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 1:23 am

    just uploaded tracks on a new format as I kept getting cut off by the electric service or cable and was playing havoc with my computers. bahamassoulradio-airtime.pro,will see how this works off the cloud so the info is not in the bahamas.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:24 am

      Pay the bill Mel!!! Or play Bob Marley!!!

  • Urbane Sturgeon May 19, 2017 at 1:22 am

    That muted golden yellow with navy trim kit is the best I’ve seen since the chocolate & gold keepers 3rd jersey from about a decade ago. And don’t pretend you don’t care what I think about our kit styles.

    • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 1:23 am

      Looks like stomach bile

      • Urbane Sturgeon May 19, 2017 at 1:24 am

        What’s wrong wiv stomach bile?

        • Urbane Sturgeon May 19, 2017 at 1:26 am

          Liver btw.

      • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:24 am

        On a wide shot……. think half the team is naked

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:23 am

      I care

    • czyrko May 19, 2017 at 7:40 am

      Vomit. Back in the day when life was in black and white, Spurs “change” kit was navy shirts and white shorts. Can the garbage, keep it simple stupid!

  • Horndog May 19, 2017 at 1:21 am

    Mahrez and Vardy were puddles of shit
    today. Whether they stay at LC or go elsewhere is fine with me. Just stay away from Spurs.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:17 am

    Much more direct without Eriksen

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:18 am

      Agree, but it was against a shit team to be fair

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:19 am

        We have played a lot of shit teams

        • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:22 am

          Again agree. Erikson disapears alot during big games. People throw stats at me all the time & dont really buy into erikson. He is a very good player but……..

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:29 am

            I agree. His talent is there but he doesnt have enough drive and guts for me

            • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:35 am

              If i agree more then twice is it a penalty? Plus………………… learn to take a fuc@ing corner

              • danspurs May 19, 2017 at 5:49 am

                How many corners did we score from last night? Six lucky breaks against the run of play!

    • caveman May 19, 2017 at 1:19 am

      Actually I am beginning to think that he could be the next to be sold in the summer whilst Barcelona would give us £70m for him.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 1:21 am

        After 12 goals and 21 assists?! Youzas fakin lost it.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:22 am

        Son is fluid,Dele fluid,Kane fluid
        They dont wait for the stars to be alined to have a go
        Eriksen needs this and that first

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:15 am

    Mel any good music for me?

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Seems like Son playing in Deles spot and Dele in Eriksens

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 1:03 am

    Looks like Sissoko playing as a wingback not his position

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 1:16 am

      His position is on someone elses bench.

  • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 12:50 am

    Made a joke with all my spurs buddys we’d be better off starting one of the kids that walk onto the field with the players then sissy. After 30 min realized it wasnt really a joke anymore. Scored 6 being a man down the whole game

    • danspurs May 19, 2017 at 5:51 am

      He assisted the assister twice… will save us a fortune when walker walks🤓

  • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 12:47 am

    flog Kane before he breaks Jimmy Greaves records

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:49 am

      I just broke one of Trumps records the fucker cant sing amogst other things

      • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 12:50 am

        The greedy pig eats 2 scoops of ice cream

  • McG⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 12:46 am

    Caspurs
    I’m actually quite gutted there’s only 90 minutes of this season left.

    Yeah, nothing but months of transfer speculation ahead. Never enjoyed a season more than this one, from league perspective. Got a great manager, still has to learn a couple of things, but he seems to take things on board which is pleasing too. Hope Levy let’s him do what he wants in terms of selling and buying, so close to the holy grail!!!

  • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 12:31 am

    I told you all last season that Leicester would implode.

    • McG⚽⚽ May 19, 2017 at 12:40 am

      You didn’t tell me.

      • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 12:44 am

        not personally but as a catch all comment on their impending collapse.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:44 am

      You dont say

      • melcyid May 19, 2017 at 12:46 am

        eriksen is now superflous to our needs eh Ron

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:48 am

          He is superflous

          • danspurs May 19, 2017 at 5:52 am

            I still have needs though. Woof.

  • David Dillenberg May 19, 2017 at 12:18 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdsnNNOXaqY

    in case you missed the goals!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:44 am

      ShhhhhWhat goal Im just beginning to watch

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:06 am

    What kibd of fucking result is this????

    We need more creativity

    We need a better defence and attack

    Get rid of Poch

    Ok keep Kane one more season see if it works out

    And that fucking owner what an arsehole…

    Keep Sissoko
    He is a good smokescreen to not talk about what that bastard Levy has done for this club

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 12:09 am

      #realnews

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 19, 2017 at 12:25 am

        Unreal blog

    • mikespurs May 19, 2017 at 12:46 am

      Shitsko in……. poch out. Heard it hear first

    • Hotspur May 19, 2017 at 7:16 am

      Hahaha!

  • czyrko May 18, 2017 at 11:58 pm

    * remember him overhearing emembering
    ** remember overhearing him remembering

    Shite! This turps is really the Swedish original 90 proof!

  • czyrko May 18, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    It’s just occured to me that the very first game I went as a nipper to see the Spurs in the fesh, (no, Spurts), was on 24 April 1964 and walloped them 6-2. Ron was there. I remember him overhearing emembering sixteen steps back the 5-5 draw all through the first half!

    Only jokin’, RonMan!

    (Greaves 90 min backheel penalty vs Banks)

    • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 12:00 am

      Spurs in fesh net stockings?!

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 18, 2017 at 11:52 pm

    David Dillenberg
    A nice cameo performance.

    Word Up!

    • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:54 pm

      Cod piece!!

      Night all…

  • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:43 pm

    We looked stronger and stronger whilst Leicester collapsed. So we have almost reached the end of the season and Poch clearly hasn’t over worked the team. Has he modified the training regime , or does he wind it down ?

    • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:47 pm

      Modified I think.

      • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:49 pm

        So he continues to learn. All to the good.
        Clearly they are in top shape.

      • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm

        I also reckon Poch blew his top after the Newcastle game and told them he would give them even more hard training if they did that again. Perhaps as it was he altered it and trusted the players to deliver but on the basis they didn’t let him down?

    • Frontwheel 2 May 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm

      Your not allowed to mention Poch has not over worked them,your embarrassing too many HH stalwarts

  • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:40 pm

    Did Lesniak get an assist?

    • David Dillenberg May 18, 2017 at 11:41 pm

      A nice cameo performance.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:42 pm

        Are you sure DD, or are you thinking of Sissoso?

        • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:43 pm

          Wasn’t that song by Phil Collins?

          • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:45 pm

            Why are you asking me?????

            • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:52 pm

              Sissoso or is it Susuddio? Can’t remember, I though that might be it…

      • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:42 pm

        He’s no Winks though from what we saw.

        • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:46 pm

          He did better, much better than I thought. Good experience for Filip. In fact, it was fillip for Filip.

          • David Dillenberg May 18, 2017 at 11:49 pm

            Without Eriksen Ron will be salivating at the flow!
            Bonne Nuit.

            • Caspurs♿️ May 19, 2017 at 12:02 am

              Great, not anuvver Eriksen debate please.

  • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

    Actually he might be worth developing as a right wing back. Just start again with him, he looks a lost cause at the moment.

    • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm

      Easty, is that you?

      • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:40 pm

        Sorry, momentary lapse. Wage thief…

        • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:46 pm

          Better.

    • Horndog 😎 May 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm

      I am certainly not afraid to see Ben Davies at left wingback.

    • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm

      I think that might be the plan. Stranger things have happened. But he looks shot as a footballer at the moment.

      • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

        Hmmm. Strange plan indeed. Rather go with Alves at 34.

        • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:40 pm

          Would rather we just kept walker and trips.

          • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:47 pm

            Walker’s choice.

            • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:53 pm

              Hobson’s Choice.

              • Spurstacus 💋 May 19, 2017 at 12:25 am

                Dilly’s Joice.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

      Easty has finally lost the fakin plot, 18/5/2017 @23.35.

      • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:42 pm

        I mean teach him to play football all over again as he obviously can’t at the moment.

  • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    I’m actually quite gutted there’s only 90 minutes of this season left. 😞

    • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      Same here.

  • Spursy May 18, 2017 at 11:33 pm

    Bloomin’ great match. I said before kick-off, ‘I want us to hit this lot for six’ then boom.
    Hurrikane!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
    That Lesniak fella liked his forward passes didn’t he? More please, kidda.
    Night.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:36 pm

      Spursy I owe you an apology for saying Kane would only score a hatrick, soz.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 May 18, 2017 at 11:37 pm

        You dis-gust me!

        • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:40 pm

          I know, I feel terrible.

  • Stevo1987 May 18, 2017 at 11:30 pm

    If I start feeling sorry for a player then you know he is bad.

    • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:32 pm

      I feel sorry for Janssen but somehow I don’t for Sissy. Perhaps it was his fee and the fact he’s about 56 years old…

      • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:34 pm

        And his top wage of 95k, which means he earns considerably more than better players in the team.

      • Harry Hotspur May 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? May 18, 2017 at 11:50 pm

        57.

  • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:28 pm

    Raziak, Sissy and Toda as the worst ever Spurs signings of the modern era?

    • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:34 pm

      Vega?

      • baz May 18, 2017 at 11:35 pm

        Kevin Scott

        • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:37 pm

          Both contenders, never understood Vega. Tried hard and not bad in the air but a terrible defender really, his strength helped him a bit I suppose.

          • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:39 pm

            He kept popping up with goals which made how shit at defending he was even harder to take.

            • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:46 pm

              Yeah, probably right. We signed John Scales that summer too but he was perma-injured, if he hadn’t have been Vega wouldn’t have played.

              He works for a bank in the City now does Vega…

    • Gloster1861 May 18, 2017 at 11:37 pm

      Saha?

      • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:38 pm

        He wasn’t a bad player, just finished by the time he came to us!!

  • David Dillenberg May 18, 2017 at 11:27 pm

    Can somebody please explain
    a) Why we purchased Sissy and
    b) Whats his role in the side?

    • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:28 pm

      He was an investment.
      Next year he will be the best wingback in Europe.

      • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:29 pm

        And he will change his name to coric

      • David Dillenberg May 18, 2017 at 11:30 pm

        Who for Barcelona!

        • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:33 pm

          Not unless pochy takes him there. I’m telling you dilly. This time next year he will be the captain of spurs and lifting the prem title. It is written in the peroni dregs.

    • Stevo1987 May 18, 2017 at 11:28 pm

      a) Hmm err….I’ll get back to you on that one.
      b) Makes the others look world beaters.

    • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:29 pm

      All those assists you keep saying he laid on tonight…

      • 61SpursNut🌰 May 18, 2017 at 11:29 pm

        Hi ass-is-too big.

      • danspurs May 18, 2017 at 11:30 pm

        Assister to the assister

    • Frontwheel 2 May 18, 2017 at 11:53 pm

      a) coz we fakin did
      b) oo give a shit.

  • Stevo1987 May 18, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Sissy is terrible. No, worse than terrible. Enfant bloody terrible…

  • East Stand May 18, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Fourth.

    • Stevo1987 May 18, 2017 at 11:27 pm

      Liverpoo or Arse?

      • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:31 pm

        Tuffy…

  • 61SpursNut🌰 May 18, 2017 at 11:26 pm

    Bollocks!

  • Caspurs♿️ May 18, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    Well 9 ovvum got 10 outa 10 anyway.

  • Stevo1987 May 18, 2017 at 11:25 pm

    Me!!

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