Well, well, well. How will the Flat Earthers e x p l a i n this one away?
Despite the unmitigated fiasco that was Clinton Cards, the Bald Weirdo ploughed ever onwards into the depths of the French Duds box and plucked No’Cluedo out.
Georges-Kevin Nkoudou’s two seasons at Spurs has amassed a whole 46 Premier League playing minutes from 28 bench starts. Oh, and there was a heavily deflected goal against some Cypriots in Europe.
The boy’s been mediocre at best, but that hasn’t put off fans who still hold a torch for the other big time nobody Marcus Edwards, whose legend extends to an entire 15 minutes in a League Cup game we lost …over a year ago.
Cluepot goes to Burnley in order to get Premier League experience which tells us Pochettino feels that lad has hit a wall at Spurs because no coach in their right mind would give him a proper run in the Spurs first team because he’s two bob.
Neither have done enough in training to match the baffling whimsy of their ardent supporters.
This is damning stuff, given the obvious lack of options the gaffer has right now.
Gladys tells me that Burnley don’t have an option to buy, because Levy is still hell bent on making a profit.
It is worth making the point here that when Tottenham loan players out, the odds of them ever retiring in a meaningful way are slight. That’s not opinion, it’s what has happened most of the time in the past.