Good evening ye gormless gophers.
Mamadou Sakho to Spurs! they say. Who they?
Stupid people.
This French clown is not only 127 and a Liverpool reject, he’s also supposedly valued at £30million.
Mamadou Sakho is just another piece of heavily overpriced junk floating about in the Premier League’s lost luggage department.
Aside from not needing another centre-back, even if we did it would be difficult to imagine a poorer choice.
If you spot anyone trying to pass this sad, sad tale off as even a vague possibility, then make I urge you to politely re-evaluate the sites you fritter your clicks upon.
Not happening.