*stolen from Rosie on Spurs Odious….
5th Spurs go straight into the Europa League group stages;
6th and Arsenal win the FA Cup – Spurs go straight into the Europa League group stages;
6th and Aston Villa win the FA Cup – Spurs enter the Europa League at the 3rd qualifying round, two rounds before the group stages;
7th and Aston Villa win the FA Cup – Spurs do not qualify for Europe…
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Then stand well back.