Date: 7th August 2017 at 3:27pm
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We’ve all experienced it. You’re ravenously hungry but instead of ticking into a real dish like bangers and mash or a hefty plate of pasta, you gorge on crisps.

The instant gratification, followed by your tastebuds lurching from sweet to savoury, the satisfying whack of salt, it’s immense. What you’re left with though is a sense of emptiness and on a bad day, constipation.

According to this week’s intern on the club’s website, it’s everyone’s dream to play at Wembley. ‘It’s a bucket list moment for every young fan’.

Are we going to be subjected to a lot more of this?

If you fulfil your Wembley dream by hiring the place, then do you fulfil your relationship goals by hiring prostitutes?

Was it really a childhood ambition to play in a two thirds empty stadium that was hired for the occasion?

The closest to a Wembley feel-good factor I’ll be capable of enjoying is a sense of relief Β – if we survive it’s stupidity.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • JuandeInternational August 7, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    “If you fulfil your Wembley dream by hiring the place, then do you fulfil your relationship goals by hiring prostitutes?” I guess it depends what you want from a relationship. If it’s a once e a week 90 minutes of high quality muckiness that would make the Mrs run away screaming at the mere mention then possibly.

    • Harry Hotspur August 7, 2017 at 7:20 pm

      I feel like Levy hires me for 90mins once a week and shoves broken bottles up my bottom

      • JuandeInternational August 7, 2017 at 7:52 pm

        At least that explains your photo.

        • Harry Hotspur August 7, 2017 at 7:55 pm

          Hehehehe

  • Daniel Primus August 7, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    words from the Hoddle

    “”It’s incredible and I don’t understand it,” Hoddle told BT Sport, relayed by Football.London. “The squad wasn’t strong enough and isn’t strong enough. They need to go into debt. They need to be putting players in there that they can play without Alli and Kane and rest them.

    “Tottenham don’t have that squad; they didn’t have it last year and they should have gone out and bought three or four top-quality players. I keep hearing ‘we’re good enough’ but I’m sorry, they’re not good enough at the moment. They’re not. It’s been proved the last two years. Tottenham don’t have that depth in that squad like some of those teams.”

    fucking tell em Glenn!!!!!

  • ronwol196061πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ August 7, 2017 at 4:18 pm

    Its 4 oclock in the morning.When dawn breaks in two hours the window will be closed as yet its still open.
    Its still open.

    Hope.

  • Bruxie August 7, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    I’ve played at Feethams!

    Dream.

    • Harry Hotspur August 7, 2017 at 4:08 pm

      Dreamtastic!