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Cain Hoy has and I quote “…subsequently terminated its assessment and accordingly is no longer considering making an offer for Tottenham Hotspur”, which is a bummer.
And quelle surprise (that is your actual French), Jan Vertonghen doesn’t want a new contract.
The only reason for this is that he already has 4 years remaining on his existing one, and to sign a deal that further locked him down would make him moving on less simple.
This explains him not getting the armband, and not even getting the vice captaincy. Suddenly I’m reminded of some Pink Floyd lyrics.
The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there’s no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penalty of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
I hope we get good money for him and reinvest the cash into someone who isn’t a timewaster.
