The boy Townsend can’t stay out the papers. Front page, back page, his agent must think Christmas has come early.
The Leytonstone lad has signed a 4 year deal. The football press are on standby outside Loftus Road, waiting for Arry Redschnapps to announce the value of the deal whilst chimping out of his car window.
On the Roy Hodgson non-race gaffe, Andros added to the universal derision earned through the action of one as yet unnamed thick footballer and one zealot of a journalist who were determined to make something out of absolutely nothing.
The manager just told the players to give the ball to me so that’s a compliment. Everyone should be focusing on England qualifying for Brazil – not on negative silly news.
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More T Vicar have produced this tongue in cheek number to commemorate a seminal season for Townsend. Where he’s shown that perseverance, a willingness to learn and a whole heap of talent is an unstoppable combination. He’s arguably keeping a record £30m club record signing on the bench and he’s become the “go to man” for England when they need to work some magic.
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