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Dele Alli’s Gaping Anus

Dele Alli’s Gaping Anus

Dele Alli said: “You can never say what’s going to happen in the future. No one knows. No one can predict it. You can never say what’s going to happen in the future,”

“But for me, it’s important that I enjoy the journey I’m on, whether I stay at Tottenham for the rest of my career or if one day I have to leave and it’s the right thing for me to do.

“I’m always going to be thinking about what’s going to get the best out of me, and if that’s going to be at Tottenham or if I have to leave it’s just important I enjoy the journey and don’t get too worried about how it’s going to end.”

Asked if he would definitely be at Spurs next season he said:

“Like I said, you never know, but it’s a fantastic club to be a part of. We’re all looking to learn together, build together and be as successful as we can.”

We all want to achieve stuff so it’s a good place to be, and I think with the manager we’ve got here as well I can’t see many better places for me to improve.”


Whilst I ‘get it’ that any player who swore an everlasting allegiance to their current club would be laughed out of town, who the actual flip is in charge of the media training at Spurs, Ken Livingstone?

What should he have done? Shut up? Shut up and focus upon being a better footballer? Either would have suited me just fine.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 11:01 am

    The Great White Hope

    Best he goes back to Dutchland, jeez any of us could score there.

    WUM MERCHANT WARNING>>>

  • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 10:58 am
  • Sexy Beast May 17, 2017 at 10:45 am

    VincentianMagic
    Morning all,
    As a rugby chap at heart and despairing of the money and bull**it that revolves around football, I have to say that I’d get shot of any player that wants out – be that Kyle, Alli or even Kane.
    That said, it has to be on our terms and as such if City/Chelsea want Kyle, the starting price should be at least £40M (more so if Barkley is going for £50M in his final contract year).
    Perhaps we should ask City for Aguero in return? See how they like it. Problem is the salary which we would be unable to get anywhere close to. I genuinely believe that we should have a salary cap or a salary pot which cannot be exceeded such as in rugby. Whilst it doesn’t eradicate the ills of football and the obscene wages entirely, it would level the playing field a little.
    In other matters, if we really mean business for next season (and why not considering we have accrued more points than anyone else over the last two seasons), I would like to see us purchase some quality that can challenge for a starting place.
    If we get £40M+ for Kyle then why not use this on Van Dijk who alongside Alderweireld is probably the best CB in the league. I think the boy Schtick is ok, but why not Dembele at Celtic who is acclimatised to British footie and has performed well over the last two years at Fulham and the Hoops.
    I like the Monaco RB also as a replacement for Kyle if needed.

    Barkley will be sold at around the 30/35 Million mark, don’t see anyone paying 50M for a player in the last year of his contract.

    • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:51 am

      IMO anything more than £10M for him is excessive.

      • Sexy Beast May 17, 2017 at 11:01 am

        The absolute bottom line Should be for all spurs fans is that if Thepoochman wants him then he sees something there that perhaps the likes of you and me don’t, I personally haven’t watched a lot of him but I know he has burst of pace with the ball and goes past players with ease and with MP’s coaching he could be a sensation. 10M? Don’t be silly now!

        • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 11:15 am

          Not being silly – IMO £10M is enough for an average player about to enter his last year. Yes, it will not be enough, but then we should move on and buy someone better. Just my opinion.

  • Sexy Beast May 17, 2017 at 10:41 am

    The Great White Hope
    Janssen is useless with shots from distance, woeful at controlling the ball, with a first touch like Mr Blobby and clueless as to when and where to make his runs, he is a nice guy though but not in our league !

    You been on a moonshine allnighter Raz? 😂

  • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:39 am

    Janssen is useless with shots from distance, woeful at controlling the ball, with a first touch like Mr Blobby and clueless as to when and where to make his runs, he is a nice guy though but not in our league !

    • AccringtonSpurs May 17, 2017 at 10:41 am

      reckon he’ll go out on loan or sale to west brom

    • Camus May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am

      This is harsh. He showed promise particularly towards the end of the season. It can take players a season to acclimatise to the PL –
      look at Son this season compared to last. I’m not sure Janssen will stay though.

      • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

        Best he goes back to Dutchland, jeez any of us could score there.

  • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:38 am

    Morning all,

    As a rugby chap at heart and despairing of the money and bull**it that revolves around football, I have to say that I’d get shot of any player that wants out – be that Kyle, Alli or even Kane.

    That said, it has to be on our terms and as such if City/Chelsea want Kyle, the starting price should be at least £40M (more so if Barkley is going for £50M in his final contract year).

    Perhaps we should ask City for Aguero in return? See how they like it. Problem is the salary which we would be unable to get anywhere close to. I genuinely believe that we should have a salary cap or a salary pot which cannot be exceeded such as in rugby. Whilst it doesn’t eradicate the ills of football and the obscene wages entirely, it would level the playing field a little.

    In other matters, if we really mean business for next season (and why not considering we have accrued more points than anyone else over the last two seasons), I would like to see us purchase some quality that can challenge for a starting place.

    If we get £40M+ for Kyle then why not use this on Van Dijk who alongside Alderweireld is probably the best CB in the league. I think the boy Schtick is ok, but why not Dembele at Celtic who is acclimatised to British footie and has performed well over the last two years at Fulham and the Hoops.

    I like the Monaco RB also as a replacement for Kyle if needed.

    • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:41 am

      Er…Scottish Football, doesn’t really count !

      • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am

        Ok, but he will immediately be an upgrade on Janssen.

        • Freund or Foe May 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

          Dembele scored shite loads in Scotland. Janssen scored shite loads in Holland. The Dutch league is far superior to the Scottish.
          Please explain your reasoning.

          • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:47 am

            Better movement, pace, very direct, takes up good positions. Also, played very well and scored plenty for a poor Fulham team in the rough and tough Championship. Very much on the French radar for a full cap this summer. Experience in the Champions League and played and scored against good teams in the top competition also.

            It’s always a risk with any player, but he looks a good player to me.

            • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:50 am

              No chance we’ll buy Dembele, think of the confusion, can’t see DL swallowing his pride when we could have had him for £5m, i expect it would take £40m plus add ons now !

              • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:51 am

                Ok, that’s that then.

          • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 11:14 am

            Guess my reasoning was pretty good then eh?

      • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

        Hmm, tell that to Van Dijk who is quality and played for Celtic recently. bout Henrik Larson?

        • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:47 am

          Wanyama played for Celtic a while back and he’s come on a bundle !

          • VincentianMagic May 17, 2017 at 10:48 am

            Exactly! Yes, the Scottish PL is pish but there are a few decent players that come through.

  • AccringtonSpurs May 17, 2017 at 10:35 am

    This Maximilian Philip chap from Frieburg looks decent.

    Dani Alves also linked by HITC.

    • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am

      Dani, we should be so lucky !

      • Camus May 17, 2017 at 10:43 am

        At 34 and on massive wages? Ain’t happening…

  • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:20 am

    Paddy Stick has the haircut for the PL, he’ll do fine as understudy to Kaneinho and at under £20m (€20 release clause) he fits the bill, all we need now is Ollie Twist from Juveanohope for the bench then Poch can Twist or Stick next season.

  • AccringtonSpurs May 17, 2017 at 10:18 am

    Apparently we’ve agreed personal terms with Patrick Schick. Doesn’t look too in control looking at his reel. Anyone think he’s any good?

    You tube:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve5fXwggmwc

    http://www.footballinsider247.com/tottenham-agree-terms-with-agent-report/

    • Freund or Foe May 17, 2017 at 10:21 am

      Rick Schick? Just another name thrown up.

      • Camus May 17, 2017 at 10:37 am

        It’s hard to tell much from Serie A highlights reels. The defending looks amateur to say the least.

    • David Dillenberg May 17, 2017 at 10:25 am

      Yes i fear he will suffer much stchtick!

    • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am

      This is a new low in headlines.

      Agreed terms with the agent. What’s next, terms agreed with the agent’s son in law?

      • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 10:46 am

        Jesus thinks he can follow Poch’s commandments to a tea !

  • caveman May 17, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Poch said that the only players leaving would be players that he could do without. He said any players that he didn’t want to sell wouldn’t be sold.
    I believe Poch. Stop fretting.

    • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 10:42 am

      Would you like to buy Tower Bridge?

    • Sexy Beast May 17, 2017 at 10:08 am

      Nice
      I’d prefer it if he stayed, but The poochman will decide and that is good enough for me 👍

      • Freund or Foe May 17, 2017 at 10:10 am

        Agree.

  • Sexy Beast May 17, 2017 at 10:04 am

    50M for Barkley anyone? 😂😂

    • Camus May 17, 2017 at 10:10 am

      No, ta. Next!

      • David Dillenberg May 17, 2017 at 10:34 am

        +1

  • The Great White Hope May 17, 2017 at 9:41 am

    If Bonzo is sausaging another best he does it in Manchester, Wayne can find him a Granny Flat or Giggsy might dig up a long lost relative. No room at Spurs for a player who is not with the Program, Tripps is a good alternative until Kyle Walker-Peters is up to speed, most likely the second half of next season. The only realistic upgrade we are likely to get is a back up for Kaneinho, again though it will be a kid with potential rather than a ready made replacement happy to sit on the bench most weeks.

    • AccringtonSpurs May 17, 2017 at 9:54 am

      Yet if it was someone decent, they would likely play from 60 mins onwards in the Prem, in League Cup, FA Cup, and Champions League games. If they’re decent enough, they’ll play enough. Don’t have to bench warm if they’re actually any good.

      • Camus May 17, 2017 at 10:01 am

        Chelsea can bring on Pedro or Willian or Fabregas at 60mins. We can bring on the raw kid from Marseille or Janssen. This is the difference.

    • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 10:44 am

      “No room at Spurs for a player who is not with the Program,”

      I think you may be missing the deal here. Bonzo is being told what to to do by the angered mother of his child.

  • Camus May 17, 2017 at 8:59 am

    Losing Walker, whilst a shame, I can live with. Losing Alli would start to look a little careless and, even though Poch is the main man, others might naturally start to get a bit jittery about the club’s ambition and ‘the project’. There’s the Wembley factor in the back of everyone’s minds of course, and can they can double their money elsewhere and still battle for titles elsewhere? (Toby, Dier, Eriksen, perhaps).
    Daniel needs to nip this one in the bud and maybe splash some Nike money on new contracts for everyone.

    • Nigerianspur May 17, 2017 at 9:09 am

      New contracts won’t do, I believe we would have won those silly draws and piped Chelsea to the title if Danny had showed more ambition during the transfer window… It was very obvious during our fa cup semi

  • SpurAndy 🍒π May 17, 2017 at 8:49 am

    I know I’m late on parade as usual but just wanted to add my salute to Hal’s return. Great to see the big fish back in harness.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 May 17, 2017 at 9:12 am

      The tardy Nut conkers!

      Welcome back Hal.

  • Harry Hotspur May 17, 2017 at 8:32 am

    Not running this as a standalone blog, but Bonzo’s reasons for leaving are more ‘complicated’ than first thought.

    Gladys tells me that the brainless one has been schtupping some sort and his missus found out.

    She wants him out of Spurs (because his teammates knew) and out of London.

    A woman’s wrath and all that…

    • Freünd or Foe May 17, 2017 at 8:40 am

      The ultimate power in the universe.

      • Camus May 17, 2017 at 8:53 am

        Too true. This is a weird one. They have a kid I think so it’s obviously a complicated one. But, with my psychologist’s hat on, if he’s strayed, moving cities isn’t really tackling the root cause…

        • Aussie in Switzerland May 17, 2017 at 8:57 am

          The root cause is….well, having a root

    • caveman May 17, 2017 at 9:12 am

      ‘schtupping some sort’ God be with the days!

      • SpurAndy 🍒π May 17, 2017 at 9:30 am

        Must be a northern expression. Isn’t tupping something to do with rams in the breeding season?

        • caveman May 17, 2017 at 9:32 am

          Now you mention it!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 May 17, 2017 at 8:24 am

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  • 61SpursNut🌰 May 17, 2017 at 7:58 am

    • AccringtonSpurs May 17, 2017 at 8:05 am

      What’s a SNUT?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 May 17, 2017 at 8:07 am

        Sme, innit!

  • Camus May 17, 2017 at 7:55 am

    Cracking. Now we know what we’ll spend the whole summer hearing about. It’s too early for him to go anywhere like Real or Barca – he’d never play. We know what it’s all about though – money…

  • StuSpur May 17, 2017 at 4:48 am

    Ali’s comments reminiscent of Bales/Berbs/Modric the list goes on.

    Levy has ran out of excuses in regard to paying top salaries to our assets and signing proven talent.
    We are now genuine title contenders with champs lge football. If you want to sit at the table with the big boys you need to dress for the occasion

    • Camus May 17, 2017 at 7:58 am

      I agree. We’ve out-performed for 2 seasons now. If players start to feel they’re being taken for a ride, they will naturally look for the bigger buck and more ‘prestige’.

  • Thatpieceofhalibut May 17, 2017 at 3:09 am

    Well lads I want to know what team Poch is going to put out against the Foxes. With 2nd tied up do we experiment with a couple of newbies or are we going to try and bury them with a full team. Harry deserves a crack at the boot so U hope it’s the latter

    • caveman May 17, 2017 at 4:00 am

      Yeah Hal, I’d say we owe Leicester a tonking just for the way everyone ganged up on us last season in favour of them. I hope Harry gets two at least so he has a chance of the boot again this year. Great to have you back posting ‘old boy’.

      • Baz May 17, 2017 at 5:50 am

        Yeah, a tonking is what is required. Nice to see you Halo.

  • anotherwisemonkey May 17, 2017 at 2:58 am

    This interview aired on Sunday, then all of a sudden it was the top story on Sky Sports this week.They’re just drumming up interest in Sky Sports News transfer tittle-tattle for when the season’s over.

  • Frontwheel 2 May 17, 2017 at 1:05 am

    Honest Deli,fair play to him.Its the badge kissing twerps that do my nut in.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 17, 2017 at 1:07 am

      He’s not going anywhere for now. I do sense he’s ruthlessly ambitious, I just hope we can be the club he achieves his ambitions with.

      • anotherwisemonkey May 17, 2017 at 2:58 am

        Agreed on all counts.

      • Thatpieceofhalibut May 17, 2017 at 3:13 am

        I think he’ll stay for at least 2 more currently…. the new ventures too exciting to not be a part of……the football and the $$$$$…..can’t see RM bidding, and they’d be the only team I reckon.

  • David Dillenberg May 17, 2017 at 12:38 am

    Brief interjection: One for the future!

    England will face Spain in the final of the European Under-17s Championship after a 2-1 win over Turkey.

    There was a worrying incident in the first half when Tottenham’s Tashan Oakley-Boothe was knocked unconscious and the game was halted for 15 minutes.

    The midfielder, 17, was taken to hospital but later tweeted to say he was well.

    • Gloster1861 May 17, 2017 at 2:05 am

      New name to me. Hope he is oK.

      • Aussie in Switzerland May 17, 2017 at 7:08 am

        Another player with 2 dads

  • A waddle and a fork May 17, 2017 at 12:25 am

    Alli is hated by everyone but us and u can bet if he left it would leave a sour taste. I doubt Real would offer 100 mil or whatever YET but if he did we would gladly sell and he would not resist and nor would any of us. I believe that Kane is sincere but if the whole thing implodes he would have to leave – I believe he would never want to – Alli is into himself. Fair enough – I’m more gutted that Rose won’t be fit for the start of next season.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 17, 2017 at 12:27 am

      Hated?
      Can he produce is the question.

      Look at Suarez at Barca

    • Horndog May 17, 2017 at 12:41 am

      Hated?, no, just a bit self centered. Bound to happen to a young talented, rich guy. You can only hope he will listen and benefit from good advice.

      • A waddle and a fork May 17, 2017 at 1:44 am

        Other fans despise him trust me

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 May 17, 2017 at 2:16 am

          How many people care about Suarez biting now?
          The mans been one of the best players in the world
          Dele needs to produce constantly

      • Thatpieceofhalibut May 17, 2017 at 3:15 am

        What I like though is that he knows it and doesn’t give a flying…..

  • David Dillenberg May 17, 2017 at 12:23 am

    Bonne Nuit

  • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:51 pm

    Spurs linked to this German striker?

    ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuGjAG12Cj4

  • Spurstacus 💋 May 16, 2017 at 11:43 pm

    Thatpieceofhalibut
    Hull …. Kane for a treble!!!

    Butty in the house!

    • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:45 pm

      Think you meant batty boy in the house

      • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:58 pm

        Apologies Hal, didn’t actually read the message, just thought I’d have a pop at Spurts!!

  • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:34 pm
    • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:37 pm

      Why bother watching it? Can you find a show reel of all his mistakes?

      • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:41 pm

        It is the one with all his mistakes, you obviously didn’t bother watching it.

      • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:42 pm

        A tad harsh on the kid my lud!!

  • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:29 pm
    • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:31 pm

      We don’t need to be signing youngsters, unless we’re talking the likes of Tielemans etc…

      • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 11:34 pm

        sessegnon is going to be a very good player,already ahead for his age.rather him than Zaha

        • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:39 pm

          Fair enough, I think we need to concentrate on one quality midfield addition, proven & experienced is all, not like we got a massive war chest t our disposal!

        • anotherwisemonkey May 17, 2017 at 3:01 am

          I like Zaha. Mbappe would be the marquee signing we dream of, and he would fit in so well, too. I give it less than a cat in hell’s chance of happening, though.

  • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:08 pm

    Now that Fulham lost to Reading this eve one assumes Poch will make an early summer move for the much coveted talented Ryan Sessegnon.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:10 pm

      Not so sure we will as he may cost of £15 – 20m.

      • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:14 pm

        Young / fitting into our price range IMO he would be a decent buy plus recruiting Scotty Parker at the same time.

        • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:19 pm

          Not seen him play but they also have a chappy called Cairney who unless I am mistaken has scored several goals for Fulham this season.

        • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:22 pm

          I would be happy for Spurs to sign Sessegnon, but you need to look at the reality of such a deal, at which point it becomes doubtful it will happen. As for Scotty 360º forget it.

          • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:28 pm

            Scott Parker on coaching staff especially monitoring Winks progress.

            • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:29 pm

              On what evidence do you base that idea on?

              • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:43 pm

                Casps Pride, passion and desire.

            • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 11:30 pm

              I think Carrick was better on the basis that we need a few winners around the place.

              • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:44 pm

                Carrick has been offered a 1 yr contract extension.

                • AntSpurs May 17, 2017 at 12:01 am

                  Thank god for that 😉

            • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:34 pm

              Winks was statistically joint bottom of our midfielders this season (excluding Voodoo), so progress is certainly required.

              • Horndog May 16, 2017 at 11:47 pm

                McG, I know you are a stats guy but watch Winks play. He has vision, decent pace and he pushes the attack. There is more to player than stats. My take.

                • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:52 pm

                  Yep.

                • McG ⚽⚽ May 16, 2017 at 11:56 pm

                  To be fair, a couple of times I’ve watched him & been well impressed with what I saw, can see he’s not gonna win us the league quite yet is all, think some get a little carried away.

                  • Horndog May 17, 2017 at 12:07 am

                    Agreed but at age 20 he can only go up. He loves Poch and vice versa. I think he is the real deal.

                    • McG ⚽⚽ May 17, 2017 at 12:11 am

                      I hope so, be great if he can add a few assists & goals to his game!

        • MysteriousStranger May 16, 2017 at 11:23 pm

          Scott Parker? So good he barely played for Fulham in the Championship this year? Perhaps a cheeky bid for Gabriel Agbonlahor while we’re at it?

          • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 11:26 pm

            I read that and thought ‘this ones got Mysty all over it’ 😂

            • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 11:28 pm

              Hope you’re goo bro 💪

            • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 11:59 pm

              Btw what I meant is, I thought that seconds before you replied to Dilly’s post 😊

    • Thatpieceofhalibut May 16, 2017 at 11:18 pm

      Dunno Dilly whilst he is good he’s got Rose and Davies in front of him…that’s 20 mill of nowt invested in the first x1

      • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:21 pm

        Good point bu this kid has pace and a bundle of tricks!

        • David Dillenberg May 16, 2017 at 11:21 pm

          *but

      • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 11:24 pm

        He’s also 16yrs old, and not the best defensively (not my words), so he would be yet another player with ‘potential’, and unlikely to get into the team anytime soon.

      • Spurstacus 💋 May 16, 2017 at 11:41 pm

        Hello buddy. l hope you’re well.

        • Thatpieceofhalibut May 17, 2017 at 3:20 am

          Cheers mate…..good to be chatting with youse all again!!

  • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    About Dele: I do agree that PR section at the club should be making it easy on the players. Train them to say ‘nothing’ when asked about transfer speculations. This way the player avoids what is an awkward question, and looks much more the loyal, committed professional. Best all round.
    P.s wasn’t as bad as Bennys discussion about having no ties to any team or enjoying football, it’s just that he’s good at it 🤔

    • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:45 pm

      *not enjoying footie

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 16, 2017 at 10:30 pm

    Probably Enfield.

    • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      wot round Harry Enfields house

  • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:24 pm

    wher are the players gonna meet up to travel for the away game at Liecester,they cant meet at the Lane it gone.

    • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:34 pm

      The first northbound services on the M1 aahta London, obviously.

  • Spursy May 16, 2017 at 10:12 pm

    Sanchez got two goals against Sunderland. Makes the top three for the PL Golden Boot look like this:
    Lukaku 24 (away at Arsenal)
    Sanchez 23 (home to Everton)
    Kane 22 (away to Leicester; away to Hull).
    Who will win it?

    • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:15 pm

      Hi Spursy,have you finished dabbing your eyes with a kercheif,or is it still sinking in

      • Spursy May 16, 2017 at 10:52 pm

        Still cryin’…

        • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 11:26 pm

          not enough books to print the memories contained in the fans that have been to the Lane.Dont know if its sadness or joy when you remember.Keep crying

    • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:16 pm

      Kane will get 3 at Leicester, and anuvver 4 against Hull.
      Jobs a goodun.

      • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:16 pm

        7 luvverly goals

      • Spursy May 16, 2017 at 10:53 pm

        Correctamondo, Cas.

    • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:17 pm

      Hatrick Lukaku on 27, 2 hatricks for Kane 28 (winner)

      • Spursy May 16, 2017 at 10:53 pm

        Even better, Anty.

        • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 11:11 pm

          😉

    • Thatpieceofhalibut May 16, 2017 at 11:20 pm

      Hull …. Kane for a treble!!!

      • TheCincinnatiYid May 17, 2017 at 1:39 am

        TPH, Know you’ve been through the ringer. Glad you are back on this side of the daisies.

  • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    we can go second again with a win over the foxes on Thursday.Close the gap and all that

    • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:13 pm

      See it through boys, see it through !

  • AccringtonSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    Liverpool need to win against Boro. Perfectly doable. Would love Arse to be playing thursday nights. Arseholes.

  • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

    I heard that Bale has been making eyes at him

  • 61SpursNut🌰 May 16, 2017 at 9:44 pm

    Woolwich official attendance – 59,500
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • 61SpursNut🌰 May 16, 2017 at 9:49 pm

    • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:01 pm

      I hope the inland revenue and VAT man hold them to their attendance figures when its time to look at the books.

      • Thatpieceofhalibut May 16, 2017 at 11:22 pm

        Lots of people wearing red seat covers!

    • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:04 pm

      looks to me like a generous 40,000 top wack.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:06 pm

        That’s VERY generous of you melc.

        • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:09 pm

          us yids are very generous ,we dont kick dogs when they are down

          • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:13 pm

            Never kick dogs, cats on the other hand…

            • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:19 pm

              I usually throw a cup of water in their faces.

              • Spurstacus 💋 May 16, 2017 at 10:40 pm

                In their faces?!

                • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:42 pm

                  if they dont run off quick enough yes.

    • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      Maybe in the end, Claude and his crew stuck to their guns.

      • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:07 pm

        Why would the stick guns to themselves?

        • Caspurs♿️ May 16, 2017 at 10:08 pm

          *they

          • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:10 pm

            Nothing too saucy..They claimed a while back, they were gonna stop watching that shower of shit.

  • Horndog May 16, 2017 at 9:41 pm

    Just shut up and play football and get better at playing football and get better at not having the sun shine on yourself.

  • Jim,Newry Spur. May 16, 2017 at 9:28 pm

    Anything that could put the wind up Daniel is good, I think he’s saying to the chairman ,bring in the players we need to challenge for the Premier League, and not embarrass ourselves in the Champions League or I’m off,and if I go there will be a cavelry charge out the door behind me. Daniel probably drools over the thought of the profit he makes when Dele goes but if Dele went this summer what’s he worth £30/35 million. In three years time as Dele improves ,if he kicks on and with transfer inflation, maybe you’re talking£120/150 million. Danny boy won’t want to miss out on that.

  • CantSmileWithoutYou May 16, 2017 at 9:13 pm

    Just say ‘Yes, I’ll be here’ ffs! Oh, first by the way.

    • CantSmileWithoutYou May 16, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      Or not maybe…

  • Real Fan? May 16, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    I have to agree, the knicker flashing is unseemly.

    • Spurstacus 💋 May 16, 2017 at 9:15 pm

      Flashing seamless knickers.

      • Real Fan? May 16, 2017 at 9:20 pm

        It’s a bit early for a Seven Year Itch

        • Spurstacus 💋 May 16, 2017 at 10:05 pm

          Seven years? I’m scratching just at the thought.

    • Harry Hotspur May 16, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      He believes the hype.

  • MysteriousStranger May 16, 2017 at 9:12 pm

    Ugh.

  • LZ May 16, 2017 at 9:06 pm

    First? Dele can be a plum

    • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:18 pm

      Teaser: Put him together with our previous Chairman and Sissoko and what have you got ?

      • melcyid May 16, 2017 at 10:20 pm

        arf arf,im not gonna say it.

        • AntSpurs May 16, 2017 at 10:21 pm

          I know, very silly 😉

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