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Danny Rose Next

Danny Rose Next

While Spurs are watching the figurative grass grow, all the well ruin clubs are busy busy busy.

None more so that Chelsea who still believe that they haven’t quite finished loading the dice in their favour and are still looking to add to their total winning squad.  Their latest target is Danny Rose who The Sun reveal have already failed once to land the left back.

Chelsea bid for Rose two years ago when the atmosphere between the clubs was described as ‘poisonous’ — a situation that has since improved.

Could Rose be lured away? Of course he could. Tottenham standing stallion the market is is fundamentally irresponsible.

Levy has this delusional belief that the entire world is excited by his New Destination™ project. He’s delusional.

Bonzo bailed, Onomah wasn’t interested in hanging around to see where he might fit in any more. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rose left and less surprised if more followed.

Where’s the plan for the football? There isn’t one. Keep going and see what happens? That’s not a plan.

What’s Levy waiting for, all the owners of the players he wants to mentally collapse and offer discounted prices? That’s not going to happen in the most buoyant market in history.

Poch told talkSPORT: “Then we only decide to sell Kyle to Manchester City, for different reasons, but I think that we are not a club that need(s) money… to sell. That is rumour and if an offer arrives we’ll see what happens.”

Hardly a ringing endorsement of a club going places.

Wembley looks like hard work and the modern footballer is looking for easy answers. Easy answers, money and status. Three things Levy doesn’t have to offer anyone.

Forget the transfer window, we play our first game in 4 days and we achieved nothing other than to regress.

Poch might have to ask Conte where he got his weave done.

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  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Ufluckinplic August 9, 2017 at 9:33 pm

    Where’s Sideshow Bob when you need him. Need to know if any bar in Zurich will show the game?

  • jfdit August 9, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    if rose wants to go to chelsea let him go,

    no cash, just give us Moses, Alonso & Costa

  • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 8:04 pm

    This is the Flat Earth Believer Society!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Spurts the world is neither flat or round

  • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:55 pm

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 8:34 pm

      Spurts the bed is either wet or not

  • Yiddo August 9, 2017 at 7:53 pm

    “Onomah wasn’t interested in hanging around to see where he might fit in any more”
    H, is that your gut or itk talking? Just seems more likely to me that it was Poch who told him to foxtrot oscar, especially after you wrote this:
    “Glad tells of the Enfield born boy rocking up to training at the beginning of last season was reprimanded by Poch in front of the whole team for going out and buying a brand new Bentley and driving it into the first training session.

    He was told to stop being billy big b______s and knuckle down. He was sent home and told not to drive the car in again.  Subsequently he dropped down the pecking order and I don’t think he made an appearance until November.

    Interesting/excellent management tactics.”

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 8:45 pm

      Onimah did show too much in many games with us. In the internationals his position was ine if control.when he played fir us he was a quasi striker or winger. So nit what the plan is for him because you woukd think based in that we never found his best position

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 8:46 pm

        Did not

  • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 7:47 pm

    ‘We know we’re going to do well at Wembley. We’re not concerned about this.’

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4775664/Mousa-Dembele-Tottenham-aren-t-scared-Wembley.html#ixzz4pHkTRhVE
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
    So says the Mousse!

    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:49 pm

      Main Stream Media alert.

      • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 7:50 pm

        Only read the Sport and you will be fine!

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 8:33 pm

      Wembley can be an advantage for sureĺ

  • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 7:39 pm

    I love FoFty.

    Just saying.

    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 8:12 pm

      Straight backatcha boss.

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:31 pm

  • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:29 pm

  • Yeoyid August 9, 2017 at 7:11 pm

    With all this money coming in from the sale of walker and the rest, come the last day of the window it’s gonna be an extravaganza.
    Like supermarket sweep , our Daniel and Poch racing with gay abandon through the aisles of the transfer market , signing one and all to join us into the fray…

    • Camus August 9, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Are they wearing matching rainbow-coloured lycra onesies and being cheered on by Dale Winton as they fill their plastic My Little Pony trolley?

      • Yeoyid August 9, 2017 at 7:43 pm

        Yes smiling and skipping, actually being cheered on by dele winton, a mutant skillfull quare.

  • Yiddo August 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm

    I spoke to a director of spurs yesterday he told me that there are signings on the way and to watch this space although he would say more than that. More worryingly he also said they are wasting a lot of time and effort keeping their current players who are being put under a lot of pressure to move to other clubs.
    Make of that what you will…

    • caveman August 9, 2017 at 7:11 pm

      That’s tapping up then?

    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:12 pm

      Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Nish.

  • Camus August 9, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    It’s high time the flat-earthers had a new nickname. ‘Flat-earthers’ is too forgiving, too lightweight. Can I be the first to offer up the alternative, and far more appropriate, ‘Mormons.’

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:57 pm

      The Mormon Tabernacle Quare

      • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 7:02 pm

        Yeah that’s shorter

        Like jimmy instead of james

        • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 7:07 pm

          Like Nilly instead of Nilmeister. 😂

  • Camus August 9, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    RumpleSpurtskin

    Randy Lee
    yeah i get it, this is a very dark place to be as a spurs fan

    It’s not that, but it is a battleground most of the time. The eternal struggle between the bed wetters and the flat earthers is fought out here on a daily basis, much like the war between the Vampires and Lycans in the Underworld series of films.
    At the moment the Vampires (bed wetters), under the leadership of cruel Viktor (Harry Hotspur) seemingly have the upper hand, however, the Lycans (flat eathers) under the inspirational leadership of Lucian (UnkleTaff) refuse to give up the fight.
    The bed wetters have the greater numbers and are more aggressive but we flat earthers have truth on our side.
    The flat earthers are Jedis – the bed wetters have crossed over to the dark side. We all know how that struggle ends.

    So… *Spoiler alert*
    Harry is Taff’s father.
    I always suspected as much.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:48 pm

      Answers a lot of questions I had but dared not ask.

      • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:10 pm

        Actually, in the Star Wars analogy, The Boy is Darth Sidius and I had you down as Darth Vader. Taff would be Obi-wan Kenobi.

        • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:11 pm

          To Darth Camus.

          • Camus August 9, 2017 at 7:14 pm

            Crikey, upgraded to the leader of the opposition. I’d better get a speech ready.

            • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:23 pm

              He meant Daft Camus…

            • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:29 pm

              I was thinking more Diane Abbott to The Boy’s Jeremy Corbyn.

    • UnkleTaff August 9, 2017 at 6:49 pm

      Sir, you go too far.

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:21 pm

      Well funny Cam, had me in stitches, Welsh H!

    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 8:13 pm

      Velly good 😁

  • Lilywhite without the II August 9, 2017 at 6:37 pm

    is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
    Im making a public appeal to Donald trump. If you want to nuke something Don, nuke Maidstone. They cost me a small but vital £100 by failing to score v ebbsfleet. Daults. Sorry if anyone lives in that vicinity but I want revenge

    If he has a spare, anyone know where Levy lives?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 6:55 pm

      With any luck, Maidstone…..thatl be a triffic double whammy. 😆

    • jfdit August 9, 2017 at 9:09 pm

      Radlett, don’t nuke there please as I’m round the corner

  • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    I am starting to wonder about the mystery of this window. Is it possible that Levy and Poch are the two smartest football dudes on the planet. That this lack of business is orchestrated for Spurs benefit. Let all of the big names and big money get done and get spent. Maybe they have realistic targets and the waiting will pay off. After all, everyone, all of the best minds on this blog agree we need reinforcements, bench strength, subs, not new starters. So we wait until things calm down, pay less money (which is Levy personified) and actually improve and strengthen our squad. Nah!. Sorry, I was dreaming and just woke up. I am still wetting my bed.

    • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 6:34 pm

      I’m actualy quite excited now Poch has stated he intends to sign 3 or 4 players before the window shuts, they obviously have plans of some kind in place.

      • Lilywhite without the II August 9, 2017 at 6:41 pm

        Do you think they are coming out and saying this now due to the fan unrest and media questioning? Poch doesn’t look or sound right….

        • Ronan August 9, 2017 at 6:49 pm

          Understandable, he’s been put through the wringer.

          • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:25 pm

            Poch is prob tryin not to let on he’s pissed off, applying the pressure nicely if you ask me.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      I am developing bedsores on my bedsores from wet sheet sores.

      • McG ⚽⚽ August 9, 2017 at 7:26 pm

        Darth Sore.

  • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 6:13 pm

    Does Donald Trump know where Mexico is? He appears to be building his great wall in the wrong place

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:52 pm

      Never question the Commander In Chief!

      Hail Hail the Donald.

      • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 7:18 pm

        *Hail the Donad!

  • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 6:00 pm

    On the plus side, I no longer have to check Newsnow on a daily basis as there isn’t going to be anything there until about the 28th August. Leaves me some time to catch up on Harry’s latest musings.

  • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    Get berbatov back as a decent sub.

  • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    I’ve got 3 key questions: (in relation to the other blog we can’t post on):

    1: Where the fuck are the new signings?

    2: Why is Levy being a bit of a git?

    3: Why o why are Chubb keys more expensive to cut then Yale keys?

    • caveman August 9, 2017 at 5:47 pm

      1 Don’t know
      2 Don’t know
      3 The same reason why Rolex is much dearer than Omega!

      • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:48 pm

        Is rolex a chewing gum as well?

        • caveman August 9, 2017 at 5:49 pm

          You got it Nilly.

          • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:50 pm

            Ah, it all makes sense now, it’s all falling into place.

            Thanks Cavey, I knew I could rely on you.

            • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 5:58 pm

              I can answer no 3.
              It’s bigger and fatter and rougher and tougher
              In other words sucker there is no other
              It’s the one and only Chubbenator 🎵

              • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 6:03 pm

                🎼dancin in the key of life 🎤

                • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:32 pm

                  Steve Arrington. Cool.

              • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 7:28 pm

                Nice! You’re getting good at this, Cassy.

        • 61SpursNut🌰 August 9, 2017 at 6:19 pm

          Use chewing gum to make a mould for a new key.

    • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 5:52 pm

      Reference point 2. Chairmen are supposed to be gits.

      • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:53 pm

        Some are more gittish than others.

        • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 5:54 pm

          A God Given Gift of Gittiness.

  • caveman August 9, 2017 at 5:45 pm

    Jesus on a bike, this makes awful reading.
    Tottenham transfer activity 2017/18 season:-

    Players in: N/A

    Players out: Connor Ogilvie (Gillingham, loan), Luke McGee (Portsmouth), Kyle Walker (Manchester City), Federico Fazio (Roma), Clinton Njie (Marseille), Tom Glover (Central Coast Mariners, loan), Anton Walkes (Atlanta United, loan), Joshua Onomah (Aston Villa, loan)

    • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 5:51 pm

      Only 3 of those were alleged first teamers and 2 of them had already departed last season albeit on loan.

    • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 6:07 pm

      Were bikes invented back in jeezus time?

      Oh yeah, Mary Magdalene.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      Connor Ogilvie
      Luke McGee
      Clinton Njie
      Tom Glover
      Anton Walkes
      Joshua Onomah

      All worth between £20m and £40m quid is what the man said.

      Or was he misquoted?

      • caveman August 9, 2017 at 6:44 pm

        Taken out of context, he’ll say.

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:51 pm

          He is actually not fit to be sent to clean a toilet.

          That Chemical Ali guy in the Iraq war had more credibility, he’s one of the most incompetent people I’ve ever witnessed.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π August 9, 2017 at 6:50 pm

        I think he’d just been playing Football Manager 2050.

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 6:56 pm

          😂

  • Jim,Newry Spur. August 9, 2017 at 5:08 pm

    Enuresis.

  • Hartley™ August 9, 2017 at 5:06 pm

    • SpurAndy 🍒π August 9, 2017 at 5:41 pm

      Not good, but do we have any bed wetting flat earthers or any earth bedding flat wetters on here?

      • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 6:00 pm

        Well I do like to think of myself as being broad minded..

    • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 7:15 pm

      Can you still wet the bed if you’ve got a colostomy bag?

  • Nick August 9, 2017 at 4:53 pm

    Watford sign Andre Gray for £18m,another target gone then😂

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 4:57 pm

      Its incredible how easy these other clubs make it look. They identify a player….then buy him. Wow! Its revolutionary levy but it may work for us too.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:48 pm

    Where the fuck is Raz?
    He probably hasnt had a yankee off since 1981
    Its possible the Orangemen got him

    • mikespurs August 9, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      Is a yankee off like a yankee swap?

    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      A Yankee off.

      I rest my case.

  • Nick August 9, 2017 at 4:46 pm

    Chelsea bid for rose when atmosphere was poisonous but it has improved since ? Why would it have improved? What have we had to discuss as clubs? This is just another unsettling rumour,Just read on THBN blog the we are in discussions regarding Bale,Eriksen & Alli ? More rubbish I know but would you swap Alli for Bale ,hypothetically?

    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 4:47 pm

      No. Alli’s on the way up – Bale the way down.

    • mikespurs August 9, 2017 at 4:48 pm

      No. Love to have bale back but he has spent alot more time injured these days

  • Nick August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    Deliberate mistake H or Freudian slip? “All the well RUIN clubs are busy busy busy” ??

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    Yes i do get the points being made , which i totally respect i just think writing us off before the season even starts goes against the whole point of being a fan, of course we can still win something! – i have spent nearly £800 for my ST which i cant necessarily afford, to watch the football team i love and always will – not even the evil MR levy could stop that! 🙂

    • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 4:38 pm

      i just refuse to say we are doomed when were not – thats all.
      but i will say i do like this blog – ever thought of getting on a podcast mr HH?

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:45 pm

        He got one but the other bloke couldnt take it anymore and is in witness protection living under an assumed name in Toledo Ohio

    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 4:44 pm

      That’s a lot of money for sanitary towels.

      • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:59 pm

        Welcome back.

        Now I recognise you…

        Watch out for that FoF, though.

        He’s watching your back!

        • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 5:06 pm

          Well I`m not going to get my nose browned from the front.

    • mikespurs August 9, 2017 at 4:55 pm

      I have a bartend who im pretty sure im putting theyre kid through college with these weekend adventures. I feel the pain

    • Jim,Newry Spur. August 9, 2017 at 5:11 pm

      As long as he doesn’t know your real name.

  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    Randy Lee
    yeah i get it, this is a very dark place to be as a spurs fan

    It’s not that, but it is a battleground most of the time. The eternal struggle between the bed wetters and the flat earthers is fought out here on a daily basis, much like the war between the Vampires and Lycans in the Underworld series of films.

    At the moment the Vampires (bed wetters), under the leadership of cruel Viktor (Harry Hotspur) seemingly have the upper hand, however, the Lycans (flat eathers) under the inspirational leadership of Lucian (UnkleTaff) refuse to give up the fight.

    The bed wetters have the greater numbers and are more aggressive but we flat earthers have truth on our side.

    The flat earthers are Jedis – the bed wetters have crossed over to the dark side. We all know how that struggle ends.

    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:16 pm

      F’ing school holidays.

      Ban them.

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:17 pm

        The Samaritans have blocked my landline.

        • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:19 pm

          Give me a ring…I’ll help you to exit in a dignified way.

          • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:22 pm

            Hahahahaha and in an environmentally friendly way!

            • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:24 pm

              Wicker basket.

              Landfill or incineration?

              • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm

                I want to go out like I came in.

                Screaming and covered in blood 😆

                • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:50 pm

                  When is the Spammers game away?

                  I’ll get you a ticket.

                  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 5:18 pm

                    I thought you were getting me an inflatable Karren Brady with real hair?

        • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

          I’m not sure the original Samaritan would take that call!

          • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:38 pm

            He’d cross the street …to avoid me. And fair play to him!

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm

        Haha. You love it.

        • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:20 pm

          You are a twat.

          • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:22 pm

            Woah Brux!

            • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:23 pm

              You disagree?

              • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:26 pm

                Spurts is one of the toppiest top chaps, not just here, but in the entire multiverse.

                • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 4:27 pm

                  True dat. You too. Bruxie too.

                  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:34 pm

                    🤕

                • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:30 pm

                  Then why the pseudonym when posting less than his normal quality?

                  Come out you fraud!

                  • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:35 pm

                    Normal quality? I hadn`t noticed that.

                    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:36 pm

                      You’re too busy brown-nosing.

                    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:38 pm

                      You seem a tad serious. What`s up?

                    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm

                      I’m not being serious.

                      Ha!

                    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:41 pm

                      Done me. I couldn`t quite tell for sure.

                    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 4:42 pm

                      It’s all good, brothers.

                    • Spurtstacus August 9, 2017 at 4:43 pm

                      It was a silly comment.

                  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:39 pm

                    I didn’t think it was any worse than my usual efforts.

                    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:43 pm

                      You need a critic.

                      How else would you improve?

                      We have to improve the squad with more competition for places.

                      If you cannot accept that then there is only one option.

                      Transfer to Spursweb.

                • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:33 pm

                  🤒

            • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:23 pm

              He’s not entirely wrong.

              • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:28 pm

                Yeah, but…

            • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

              Don’t tell ‘im, Pike.

          • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:22 pm

            Ha! Harsh, but I’ll take it.

            • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:25 pm

              🙂

    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:17 pm

      Do I get to shag Natalie Portman?

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 4:17 pm

        Of course.

    • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 4:18 pm

      I refuse to be called a bed wetter. I am merely an unsound sleeper since I have to get up four times a night to pee.

    • mikespurs August 9, 2017 at 4:45 pm

      Did the two new jedi films come out? Had no idea

    • SpurAndy 🍒π August 9, 2017 at 7:55 pm

      Very funny Spurts 😂

    • jfdit August 9, 2017 at 9:13 pm

      the good guys only win in the movies not in real life, the flat earthers remind me of remoaners, they are seduced by the cult of nonsense

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 9:36 pm

        The Remainer thing is too close for comfort. Spurs lose 4-2 against Chelsea, but as per The Office, that wasn’t the real quiz. The real quiz is throwing the shoe over the building.

        Our real quiz was having a large, utterly devoid of meaning possession stat. That was the real final score. Not 4 goals to 2. A possession stat was the shoe over the building.

  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    In December, Pochettino said Spurs planned to appoint a direct replacement for Mitchell, and a source close to the club told ESPN FC that nothing had changed, although some uncertainty about the situation remains because the club is restructuring its recruitment department.

    This was in February. While Paul Mitchell was still working his 16month notice period. I’m actually losing my mind with this bollocks.

    ‘..the club is restructuring its recruitment department’

    WHEN HAS IT NOT BEEN RESTRUCTURING ITS RECRUITMENT DEPT????!

  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

    Fuck me gently with a road cone.

    “Chairman Daniel Levy is working hard with the chief scout [Steve Hitchen], we are working hard to deliver and try to add the strength we need to fight in four competitions next season.

    Steve Hitchen. What fucking deadbeat. Plucked from footballing supremos Derby County. CV highlights include being fired out of a cannon by every club he’s been near.

    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:12 pm

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

        🤣

        • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:21 pm

          Coned in the tit, and well deserved.

      • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 5:05 pm

        😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • Lilywhite August 9, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    Anyone have any idea how ‘Levy Out’ flags, etc. would be handled at Wembley? Surely, confiscated, no? – I’m trying to sound more Spanish. Our fearless custodian must have this possibility covered…

    • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:09 pm

      White hankies.

      • Lilywhite August 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        With a Nike swoosh.

        • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:12 pm

          The Spanish wave them when they need a change.

      • UnkleTaff August 9, 2017 at 4:10 pm

        I give up. Why tankies?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:11 pm

      Look at the green and gold United fans. Seen a scarf lately?

      • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:13 pm

        Nor douring summelr.

  • Bruxie August 9, 2017 at 4:06 pm

    Levy is trying to change the transfer market single handed.

    Imagine this time next year.

    He cannot.

  • Lilywhite August 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

    Poch’s recent quotes re big clubs having done their business and the market being more relaxed now is so telling, too telling for me – no need to speculate when the manager is explicit. The analogies are endless… scavenging scraps after the big fish eat, hitting on pub lingerers at the end of the night…

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:54 pm

      Minesweeping pints with bits of saliva and fag butts in them.

  • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

    “Levy, stop dicking about and do your fucking job.” Elementary truism for any employee, anywhère, anytime. Except for Levy.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:51 pm

      He isnt a public servant

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:59 pm

        No, its far worse Ron. He’s the custodian of Spurs. May was well have Kim Jong-un in charge.

        We need a Trump not a Wrong-un in charge.

        Trump would have had the new gaff open 5 years ago.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:05 pm

          Yes we could have got a Trump not that Id want someone like that.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:56 pm

      He is the classic distracted employee.

      Told him to nip out and buy a couple of useful players, what did he do? Wandered into a NASDAQ event and started boasting about ‘double headers’ and vintage cheese options.

      I want to take a nail gun to him.

  • mikespurs August 9, 2017 at 3:40 pm

    https://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnation.com/2017/8/9/16118200/tottenham-hotspur-transfer-news-rumors-mauricio-pochettino-signings-challenge-kane-eriksen-alli

    Fine! Im in. Ready to buckle the seat belt & drive off this cliff. Hopefully i can pull my duke of hazards car tricks & land it.

  • Lilywhite August 9, 2017 at 3:26 pm

    Why the hell don’t we have a shirt sleeve sponsor yet, preferably something red?

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:44 pm

    We can still win the title!!!!! can someone tell me why we can’t. all top 6 managers have us down as main contenders, and pundits. i bet our players believe they can win it – what if we smash Chelsea at Wembley? then what?

    • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      Then we’d still have 36 away games to try to win, Randy. Them’s the maths, dude. Anything else I can help you with?

      • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:51 pm

        point is we are title contenders – seems like some spurs fans on here dont like the sound of that. A win at wembley against Chelsea will slay the demons and give us a massive confidence boost which is what we need and what we all want right?

        • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:53 pm

          then again maybe not eh? were so used to pissing and moaning it just wouldn’t feel right i guess to be positive.

          • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:56 pm

            Yes, I would take that of course, and love it. (The win against Chelsea.) We all would.

          • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:01 pm

            Positivity is very welcome Randy – but this is baseless nonsense. Does saying that make me a monster, really?

            I’d love us to win something, I’ve made that very clear. However the chances of that happening are damaged by us not filling the gaps in the squad.

            Some twit was on here this morning demanding that I got behind the team. What am I, some arsehole in a church being asked to sing up so God is more inclined to be merciful?

            Levy, stop dicking about and do your fucking job.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:04 pm

              Glory Glory Hallelujah !!!

              • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:30 pm

                Is about right.

            • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 3:10 pm

              No mate your not a monster – i just think before we have even kicked a ball or the window has officially shut we are wasting a lot of energy on being stressed out about something we have no control over. and just because we have not strengthened YET! doesn’t mean we are not title contenders! the gaps in the squad will be filled! around the same time we usually buy players… late! no difference from any other season.

              • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:30 pm

                So your response to people chatting on a blog is first to scream REJOICE CHRIST IS RISEN!!!! at them, then when you’re asked to prove the Christ bloke exists, you resort to policing what people can chat about.

                Good luck with that.

                • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

                  we are title contenders like it or not! is my point – you want me to prove why we are title contenders is that what your saying?
                  apart from 2-3 players missing that will come in ! why are we not title contenders! – just saying 🙂

                  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:44 pm

                    Fascinating stuff. I’m going out to buy a lottery ticket, but first I’m going to clog every fucking blog online telling people what I’ll spend the winnings on.

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:50 pm

                      The difference is Harry while you may have won a free ticket before that have you hope
                      All we did was get 2nd
                      It doesnt mean much as this season will be harder but we are doing ok..we need a bit more thats all
                      But we really cant compete with the squads where the competition are buying top notch for the bench

                    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:53 pm

                      We’re going round in circles here Ronaldo.

                      Denial’s got c.£100million disposable on his hip.

                      He’s humiliating us.

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:55 pm

                      Thats true too.
                      But he us putting himself on the line
                      Gambling that we will be ok
                      Its not a safe gamble….but strange he is making it

                • Aussie in Switzerland August 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

                  Sounds like a Hillary supporter……Lillywhite lives matter

                  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 3:48 pm

                    I need to up my blocking game. Mindless positivity is the most draining thing.

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:52 pm

                      Its good for the soul
                      Look at Trump

              • Lilywhite August 9, 2017 at 3:39 pm

                Sounds a bit like Stockholm syndrome.

              • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 3:47 pm

                You`re obviously not well enough equipped to be a flat earther, Randy. You can`t just come in here, demanding optimism and expecting glasses to suddenly fill.
                I suggest you embrace the negativity. Breathe it in, let it be a part of you. Only then can you feel the power of a true bedwetter.

                • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 3:53 pm

                  yeah i get it, this is a very dark place to be as a spurs fan 🙂

                  • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 3:54 pm

                    Not in the slightest.

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:58 pm

                      FoF its a medicine ball theory.
                      Make it worse than it looks and thongs can only be better

                      Make it better than it looks and its downhill from there

                      I subscribe to both theories keeping my odds better

                      Glass half full and half empty cos it is

                    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm

                      Yeah, but what about the medicine ball?

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:02 pm

                      He is injured

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 4:02 pm

                      You can weight for that answer

                    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 4:03 pm

                      Sphere enough.

                  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 3:56 pm

                    and mind you i share the same frustrations as you all do! but writing us off winning anything this season is just so wrong IMO.

                    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:59 pm

                      Yes!

    • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 2:49 pm

      It’s still just 3 points whether Spurs smash them or scrape by

      • Willy juice August 9, 2017 at 3:25 pm

        Exactly and I’d fancy city to be the team to beat this year

    • Willy juice August 9, 2017 at 3:24 pm

      Then we lose 1-0 to Bournemouth. And city win the league by 15 points. And we won’t be second either!

      Our squad is not big enough to cope. Kane gets injured and vert like they usually do! Then what?? Play league and and CL in the am same week! Couldn’t do it last year and now we are worse off! Add to that, we have 0 home matches . . .need I go on??

  • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:39 pm

    Some ‘super computer’ predicts us to finish 4th.

    I would snatch your arm off for that and the League Cup.

    https://talksport.com/football/premier-league-201718-table-super-computer-predicts-end-season-final-standings-170809249689?p=16

    • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      Snatch yer own arm off, I’m too young to have a blue badge just yet!

  • Lord Croker August 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm

    Modern footballers are like cats. If you stop feeding them they fak off to someone who will.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:39 pm

      Fat Cats

      • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:40 pm

        And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon
        Little boy blue and the man in the moon

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:48 pm

          The mans not a Tottenham supporter no more

      • marsinho August 9, 2017 at 2:42 pm

        with the exception our cats are badly underfed by their cruel owner from what i hear.

  • StuSpur August 9, 2017 at 2:36 pm

    A lot of what’s coming out of Poch’s mouth is painting him as a bit of a weak character, more so if the rumours of asking the players what they would like to see happen.
    I can imagine levy smacking his arse after his comments earlier in the week

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:38 pm

      Levy is using Poch to encourage huge bids

      1) to tell these other teams to fuck themselves

      2) to revalue the players and assets

      • StuSpur August 9, 2017 at 2:39 pm

        I think that’s probably true. It’s a juggling act for Poch and very unfair for a top manager currently preparing his squad for a new season

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:40 pm

          Poch is in with it

          • StuSpur August 9, 2017 at 2:42 pm

            I don’t think he is, i imagine deep down he is extremely frustrated with it all but doesn’t want to spoil the harmony he has built with his players. When they see he is losing it then he knows the house of cards will crumble

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:43 pm

              You could be right

  • Still Nil Nil August 9, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    Dembele and vertonghen on Shite sports both endorsing Spurs buying nobody.

    They clearly don’t want their places challenged

    • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:32 pm

      They’re two of the Famous Five.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:28 pm

    Spurts, DeNiro is Rupert Pupkin in it

    • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      Thanks, Ron.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:26 pm

    Levy has told Poch to listen only so he can smash then over the head
    Walker at 54 mil is a steal for us Rose worth 150 mil

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      Ron, you just knocked off £50m in the space of 2 hours!!!

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        200mil was humour 150mil is Mainstream news

    • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:30 pm

      rose is the best LB in the PL still, just imagine if he has a good season this year, £60m plus for sure

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:32 pm

        Levys price 150 mil
        He is just ready to hammer the fuckers

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Levy will tell Chelsea or whoever that after he hears they will pay 80 mil
    He is just waiting for the fuckers to bid

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:22 pm

      He will wait and tjen fucking tell them what Rise is worth and they can all go and fuck themselves
      Mind you in RM or Barc bid 150 mil he would take it

    • Ronan August 9, 2017 at 2:27 pm

      This must be a different Levy to the one who just sold the country’s highest rated right back to direct title rivals. Title favourites, in fact, who at that time had no right backs.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:30 pm

        City were never a rival
        We overacheived last season
        54 was a steal for us

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:35 pm

          We are still 60% into a 5 year plan

        • Ronan August 9, 2017 at 2:55 pm

          Dear o dear. Have a look at all the statistics from the last calendar year – most points won, most goals scored, least conceded, all the rest of it. It’s all one team and it’s not Man city. To let them have walker seemed like lunacy back in june. But now that we’ve got no right backs at all for the foreseeable, lunacy would be putting it mildly.

          • Ronan August 9, 2017 at 3:24 pm

            * past 2 calender years

  • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Poch seems to be doing loads of press today. This is from Sky:

    Poch: I think we have youngsters through the academy that are pushing a lot and we are so excited. We have players who are 19, 18, 17-years-old that can put pressure on our players. And now we need some players that believe in themselves and say ‘If I am a player who is offensive, I can challenge Dele Alli, I can challenge Harry Kane.

    Sky: Do you have the names of one or two players at Tottenham that you think could challenge this season?

    Poch: Younger [players]?

    Sky:Yes, the younger ones.

    Poch: Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

    Sky: Any names?

    Poch: No because I think that it is big, big pressure on the player after. Maybe you can help them or do a little bit of damage to the possibility if you put too much pressure on them.

    I’m laughing but should be crying

    • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      😂

    • Camus August 9, 2017 at 2:25 pm

      If that isn’t a man under instruction to trot out a line about the Academy, it’s a good impression of one.

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        I’m sure one of the reasons given for Levy bringing Poch to Spurs was that Poch is excellent at developing and bringing on youth players. It’s part of his philosophy.

        Poch is only saying about the yoots what he has always said.

        No biggie. Move along. Nothing to see here.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:19 pm

    Rose is worth 3 times what Walker is worth

    Levy knows that

  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 1:52 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    We have it to spend and we are not the poor relation.
    (Last season I gave Sue £500 and Harts gave £250).

    I think I may have contributed a scant tenner to the Sue Ryder fund raiser but, to be fair, I did steal a trilby hat from one of her shops when I was 15.

  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 1:48 pm

    Walker, we can spare. But Rose? Rose is the heartbeat of the side. IF he were to leave (I don’t believe he will, yet) the whole thing begins to crumble. I can see Rose at Spurs for most of his career.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Rumple you are right on with this
      Did you see The King of Comedy?
      His name was simikar to yours..think you enjoy that one Spurts

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 2:09 pm

        I haven’t seen it. Maybe I will take a look. It’s biographical, I think. Not a genre I’m particularly fond of.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:11 pm

          No its not
          Its brilliant

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:14 pm

          The King of Comedy https://g.co/kgs/t3epyM

          • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 2:29 pm

            Great film that Ron wrote, produced and advised on Jerry Lewis’ hair in.

            • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:33 pm

              Harry did you see The Mission
              Loved that DeNiro film too

              • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 2:35 pm

                I was on a mission – it was impossible.

                • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:36 pm

                  Check it out Harry

    • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 1:52 pm

      Not if Poch ain’t there anymore – him like many others will want to leave once poch is finished with us.
      Danny wants silverware and i think if the offer came it would be hard for him to turn down imo.

      • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Who do you know?

        What is your ID number?

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Rose can’t leave. I’ve already hired several overweight ladies to sit on him. He ain’t goin nowhere! Course he won’t be able to play neither but its a price we have to pay….

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 2:05 pm

        P’raps, but Poch is still at the club, so…

        • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:10 pm

          yh sure for now..question is can levy resist another £60m when both manc clubs come in hard for him next summer?
          regardless if he goes or not we should be scouting the earth for good full backs 🙂

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:18 pm

            Absolutely
            They set the nark at 54 million for Walker

            Rose is worth 3 Times what Walker is worth.
            Im not joking

    • marsinho August 9, 2017 at 2:10 pm

      if walker was to be sold to a rival then i would’ve done so rite at the very end of the window and teased city or whoever else in waiting just like us poor lot who had to endure all the torture baldy’s inflicting on us till this time with no end in sight.

      • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 2:14 pm

        I know right!

  • marsinho August 9, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    bit premature but thanks for all the mem rose and good luck mate……next.

  • CantSmileWithoutYou August 9, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    Yes. He’s moved to Chigwell. House just completed.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    You’re Mossad, and you know you are
    You’re Mossad, and you know you are
    You’re Mossad, and you know you are
    You’re Mossad, and you know you ahhhhhh

    You want Chaim Shmaltz on the third floor!

  • Brizzini August 9, 2017 at 1:35 pm

    Anyone know where Danny Rose has moved to. He moved out of Loughton a week or so ago

    • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      Somewhere nicer I’d expect.

  • Erik August 9, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    Why do people still take anything Poch says seriously, it’s like having a cross line with The Krankies?
    In fact, he actually says fuck all.

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      He started off by talking through sn interpreter pretending that he coukd understand anything.
      Now he talks in circles

      He isnt dumb

      • Erik August 9, 2017 at 3:36 pm

        I didn’t say he was dumb, he’s obviously a very shrewd man… It’s more about the fans, who take his comments a tad too seriously.

        • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 3:46 pm

          Yes he doesnt say anything
          Thats shrewd really
          As far as Pochs relationship we have no idea
          Levy doesnt talk and Poch conveniently talks in circles

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 1:26 pm

    Im making a public appeal to Donald trump. If you want to nuke something Don, nuke Maidstone. They cost me a small but vital £100 by failing to score v ebbsfleet. Daults. Sorry if anyone lives in that vicinity but I want revenge😠

    • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 1:44 pm

      Who bets on Maidstone v Ebsfleet?!

      • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 1:50 pm

        Regretful types…..

        • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 2:02 pm

          I once had a bet with a mate on whose eyeball would roll down a wall fastest.

          Oh, I know what you’re thinking! The eyeballs weren’t our own eyeballs, they were a pig’s eyeballs. Oh, and we were working together as butchers.

          A pigs’ eyeball (very sticky) is thrown at a tiled wall, the eyeball sticks to the wall and then rolls down the wall slowly.

          Whichever eyeball reached the counter first was the winner.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 August 9, 2017 at 2:07 pm

            You are a butch?

            I can see that now

          • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 3:14 pm

            A grizzley pass time and no mistake!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? August 9, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Yep. You want “no rose is not for sale, we are not selling to rivals again” not , ” if an offer arrives we will see what happens “?!? There is zero confidence in the chairman that comment confirms. Poch wouldn’t like to commit on anybody staying with lord fuckbollox in charge. Unreal.

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    i think the last week of the transfer window will be a busy one for most PL clubs this year.

  • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    Harry Hotspur
    When did the club say Rose is not for sale?

    Haha! Would it matter if it did?

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      It would be bloody nice!

  • Exchange Your Tart August 9, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    …..and this isn’t the latest sensational news to hit the headlines today either, Poch has said ‘Wembley can be Magic’
    Ya fucking right Mo, Levy’s more than capable of making all the best players disappear.

    Incidentally on a side note, Paul Daniels might have been able to pull a hare out of a hat, but he could never pull a hair out of Debbie McGee’s arse.

    • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      I thought it was the family Alsatian?

      • Exchange Your Tart August 9, 2017 at 1:19 pm

        ….that would sting a bit

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 1:22 pm

      Debbie looks like she had chainsaws pulled out of there.

      • RumpleSpurtskin August 9, 2017 at 1:25 pm

        One of Paul’s messier tricks.

  • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    The good news is we start to play football again in 4 days. Thank Feck. then we can actually discuss football as opposed to newspapers and Newsnow.

    The off season league for biggest spenders will be fought out between the 3 usual subjects like every other year.

    • David Dillenberg August 9, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      Indeed but Arse could be topping the table Friday eve!
      Happy days.

      • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 1:09 pm

        They usually start quick – feck up November/December and make a big finish as soon as the league is out of reach.

        • David Dillenberg August 9, 2017 at 1:10 pm

          yes the Foxes at home followed by Stoke away are winnable.

          • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 1:12 pm

            Anyway don’t give a toss about them, but we have had a few mares at St. Jimmy’s over the years. Nervous.

            • David Dillenberg August 9, 2017 at 1:13 pm

              Nice to carry on scoring 6 and 7 but I will settle for a grubby 1-0 win against Newcastle.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      Did we give Bonzo’s fee and our TV money to Sue Ryder then?

      • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 1:15 pm

        Harry you can give Sue whatever you want. But you and I know that we nor anybody else will be spending the dough that they do.

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 1:21 pm

          We have it to spend and we are not the poor relation.

          (Last season I gave Sue £500 and Harts gave £250).

          • Alwaysnextweek August 9, 2017 at 1:25 pm

            We ARE the poor relation. Let’s just get over that.

            We will spend. By the start of September our transfer business will have the usual zero net spend.

            Whether we spend it on the right players and did our business early enough is another matter that will be proven out over the season.

            • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 1:27 pm

              If we shift Sissoko you’ll be right, if we can’t we may spend £10m net.

  • Ronan August 9, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Possibly crossed the line for publicly stating Levy needs to bring in a marquee signing this summer, to show players the club’s serious about wanting to win something.

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Did anyone see the radio interview he did a few months back on BBC Radio 5 live’s Friday Social. urging spurs to make a marquee signing, and that seeing that Chelsea bench at Wembley was frightening and also the bit where he wants silverware! just a clue.

    He will leave if we dont win anything this season!

    • Threelagoon August 9, 2017 at 1:07 pm

      He does not look to me like that sort of player. Seems well-grounded to the point of shyness. Remember Lamela chiding him for thinking we’d only make it to top 4?

      • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 1:09 pm

        rose is a old head at spurs bit like walker, he still a bit hurt from the stick he used to get from fans, has no social media because of that! i think he would of followed walker if not for the injury.

    • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      with the rest of the team..

  • Threelagoon August 9, 2017 at 12:59 pm

    Not going to happen. Rose is one of those players who see Poch as a father figure, apparently.

  • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    JJ says on Twitter that Keita Balde ain’t coming.
    Juve-bound.

    • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 1:02 pm

      You will find every player we are linked in fact is Juve bound strangely and none of them actually signed for Juve..Juve needs to sell to buy ..Besides they do not need a winger They play with three attackers and two on either side of Higuain.

  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:53 pm

    mattspurs

    Rose has turned down Chelsea at least once before, the first time it was probably the best career decision he ever made

    I bet he’s dead relieved not to have all those winners medals cluttering up his apartment

    • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 1:01 pm

      I’m not sure he would ever have made the first team squad. Michael Woods and Tom Taiwo certainly didn’t win any medals and didn’t manage a single minute of league action between them.

      • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 1:03 pm

        I’d even say that these were the players Dier was referring to when he said he’d rather stay in Portugal than sign for Chelsea.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:52 pm

      This is not Spurs saying Rose isn’t for sale.

      This is some intern’s speculative piece.

      Sorry.

      • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:52 pm

        Poch spoke today with actual words and everything.

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:54 pm

          In pigeon English whilst using a pointing chart…

  • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    It’s a really odd interview – he seems to say that there are always rumours about all of our players, that we don’t need money, but if an offer came in [for any player?] then we’d see what happens? Suddenly everybody might be for sale at the right price?

    I’m going to get my knitting needles out, reckon if I start today I could have a couple of players ready by Xmas.

    • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:46 pm

      i find most of pochs interviews slightly odd tbh 🙂

      • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:54 pm

        He should have carried on Speaking in Spanish to the British media.

  • 89Spurs 👁 August 9, 2017 at 12:40 pm

    It reminds me of a song, from way back. Danny please don’t go!
    I can’t remember the tune.
    I’m sure someone will enlighten me on here.

    And Ron what’s with the 19 95 dollars 💵 for the prediction league are you out to make a fast buck or what?

    Replies on a £20, note please, no dollars thanks.

  • David Dillenberg August 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    Cross another off the list as Watford have had a bid – thought to be worth about £18.5m – accepted for Burnley striker Andre Gray.
    (BBC Sport)

    • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 12:40 pm

      I already have, with glee.

      • David Dillenberg August 9, 2017 at 12:40 pm

        Wernt we linked to him?

        • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:46 pm

          Yes, DD. Read the last blog where there’s a longish chat about his lack of merits. He was a named target though.

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

    i reckon we smash Newcastle 5 – 0 !

    the closer it gets to kick off the less nervous i become- we have nothing to worry about.

    Anyone else ordered the DVD – wonder if they do blue-ray!

  • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 12:32 pm

    Danny, Danny Rose……
    Danny, Danny Rose.
    He ain’t going nowhere, he’s a Yid

    • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 12:35 pm

      The atmosphere between us and the racists is still toxic, I don’t think fans would take kindly to selling a player to that lot, unless it was Sissoko of course.

  • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 12:31 pm

    Rose has turned down Chelsea at least once before, the first time it was probably the best career decision he ever made

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    out of all the squad members i think the full backs are most replaceable, plenty of speedy wing backs in Europe to choose from who could do a good job.

    • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:32 pm

      Leftfield. I didn`t see that one coming.

    • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:33 pm

      i think he will go next summer for sure!

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      Yes, we replaced Walker without fuss or fanfare. That was effortless. Oh, hang on…

      • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:44 pm

        if we did things like a normal club i mean 🙂

  • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:28 pm

    Whats happening with North Korea and Trump
    I need some positive news

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

      Now there’s a masterclass in tact. Trump starts bombing this weekend. It’s going to be great.

      • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:30 pm

        Can`t he get in there before the footy kicks off? I`m gonna need multi-screens.

        • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:32 pm

          Ronglish has created a fantasy league for it

          • Caspurs♿️ August 9, 2017 at 12:37 pm

            Fantasy bombing?

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:32 pm

          Hopefully with the time difference we can watch Spurs flatten Toon then segway into footage of Pyongyang being flattened by the Donad.

          • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 12:33 pm

            😂😂

          • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

            Excellent. You bring the drinks, I`ll grab some snacks. Sweet or salted?

            • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:36 pm

              I’m not doing salted drinks again. I woke up in a slave trader’s van last time.

          • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

            Hahahah I said ‘Donad’.

            • Panama Paul August 9, 2017 at 3:58 pm

              Rhymes with Gonad. As huge as Trump’s may be I don’t think they’ll flatten North Korea if her drops them.

              • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 4:00 pm

                Imagine their ginger grey mightiness.

                • Panama Paul August 9, 2017 at 4:01 pm

                  No thanks, not before bedtime. I wonder if he’s ever done a gingernuts commercial?

      • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:30 pm

        Its fucking exciting.I mean really. The last time this happened was just after we won the double

        • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:32 pm

          You bloody Jews always have a secret agenda:):):) its all you fault:):)

          • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:36 pm

            No No No Im Episcapalian

            • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:37 pm

              Thats the definition of a Crypto Jew:)

            • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:39 pm

              You’re Mossad, and you know you are
              You’re Mossad, and you know you are
              You’re Mossad, and you know you are
              You’re Mossad, and you know you ahhhhhh

              • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:42 pm

                HaMossad leModiʿin uleTafkidim Meyuḥadim

              • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:43 pm

                Reuven Shiloah was Rons uncle:)

  • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:26 pm

    There is Ruination
    and there is Rumination

    Many people are ruminating

  • Steve Marks August 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Have we signed anyone yet?

    • Sexy Beast August 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

      Any more stupid questions??? Hmmmm

  • Randy Lee August 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Him and walker are good buds, been at spurs a while and would leave if the opportunity came – they dont give a shit about the new stadium or cheese room they want to win something. also i think rose is still a it upset about the stick he used to get, notice he has no twitter or istagram

  • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    The Poch system relies on full-backs (ideally with both pace and an end product). Sell Rose too and we’re losing a wheel.

    • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      This is true
      But who the fuck said we are selling Rose??????????

      • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

        No one..its a man united media trying to tap the player up just like dier..the club said yesterday that rose was not for sale according to the same media cretaed the rumour

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:33 pm

          When did the club say Rose is not for sale?

          • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:35 pm

            i am sure i have seen a line saying that yesterday on the media..i will TRY and put the link here..

  • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    “Like I said before… the decision is always up to us: sell (the) player or not.

    “That is another rumour (like there) was before with Harry Kane, Dele Alli, Danny, Hugo (Lloris), Toby Alderweireld… many, many players.”

  • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    So Poch( not Levy )must issue a statement of denial first thing every morning for every rumour and speculation created by who else Chelsea or Man Utd media. Spurs must be a strong club for the last hell knows how long.. Media and other clubs from outside and the so called fans from inside have been trying to demolish the club and its still standing strong..

    • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      Harry is a Fleet street man,a 5th columnist

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:27 pm

        I’m a guy publishing quotes, verbatim. I look forward to the inbound legal actions.

        • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

          Levy is a man requestiong quotes

        • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:34 pm

          I am sure Levy is reading the blog and preparing a legal case against you HH:)

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

      What’s wrong with you?

      He was asked in a conversation about Rose being sold and said ‘We’ll see what happens’ – this may be a struggle for you, but that’s a shit answer.

  • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Here’s a Poch quote for you Ron.

    Poch told talkSPORT: “Then we only decide to sell Kyle to Manchester City, for different reasons, but I think that we are not a club that need(s) money… to sell. That is rumour and if an offer arrives we’ll see what happens.”

    ‘We’ll see what happens’ – not ‘he’s not for sale’, ‘We’ll see what happens’

    • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      Its a game. What does it mean> We want to sell Rose. Yes we do For 200 mil

      • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:21 pm

        It doesn’t inspire confidence at all.

        • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:22 pm

          It will when we buy a replacement left back from Bury

          • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

            I’ve got everything crossed for Greg Leigh.

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:24 pm

        We can stick the money in the same account the Bonzo money is in.

        • Camus August 9, 2017 at 12:25 pm

          What’s the interest rate like, H? Asking for a friend.

          • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:27 pm

            There is no interest in selling

    • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      May be to do with the guys english is not perfect..You tend to find this with a lot of foreign managers..If i was Levy i would put a media ban on Spurs today..Not to protect from the reporters or journos..But to protect the club from the undermining fans.

      • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:26 pm

        Oh dear, now Poch is Manuel from Fawlty Towers and you want a media ban.

        Maybe we should start burning books and putting people in internment camps too, just to be on the safe side?

        • digiyid August 9, 2017 at 12:52 pm

          if its becoming a distracting issue for the manager and the players then its an option..Medias attitude towards spurs is unfair..So is Levys presence but thats another issue

  • Paulspurs August 9, 2017 at 12:18 pm

    Did you not read pochs quotes this morning he is trying to get players in to challenge the first 11 is he telling us lies we will have a team capable of winning Sunday did all our players become crap over the summer Harry it’s time to get behind our team

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:20 pm

      Poch told talkSPORT: “Then we only decide to sell Kyle to Manchester City, for different reasons, but I think that we are not a club that need(s) money… to sell. That is rumour and if an offer arrives we’ll see what happens.”

      ‘We’ll see what happens’ – not ‘he’s not for sale’, ‘We’ll see what happens’

      Fuck off get behind the team. I’m not some fucking ten year old, Go and patronise someone else. Am I in the stands booing? No.

      I’m printing the truth, you muppet.

      • Tg August 9, 2017 at 12:27 pm

        The truth is if Rose wants to leave then he will the players have the power and is it worth keeping an unhappy player? No.
        It’s not like he played much last season.
        And calling someone a Muppet because he tells you to get behind the team makes you look like a 10 year old.

        • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

          Policing a football blog is muppet behaviour, you tit.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:13 pm

      I think I need to stop reading Poch quotes. I beginning to want to punch him. That’s not fair because he’s a nice guy.

      • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:14 pm

        Its understandable (only if Ronglish is applied)

  • PochJob August 9, 2017 at 12:09 pm

    Danny Rose is not going to Chelsea, if you believe he is, you have issues.

    • Harry Hotspur August 9, 2017 at 12:11 pm

      If you’re really smart, you don’t believe in anything.

      • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:13 pm

        I believe I can fly.

        • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:15 pm

          Not without a ticket you wont

          • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:16 pm

            Where I`m going, you don`t need tickets.

            • ronwol196061 August 9, 2017 at 12:22 pm

              People get ready theres a plane a coming picking up passengers from coast to coast
              Dont need no ticket

        • mattspurs August 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

          I believe I can touch the sky

  • Horndog August 9, 2017 at 12:08 pm

    Don’t leave Danny. Don’t.

    • Karnage August 9, 2017 at 12:16 pm

      Don’t think many would cry if Danny Levy left

      • Freund or Foe August 9, 2017 at 12:19 pm

        Can`t we make out he`s unhappy? Wants a change, is looking to go and win something, somewhere else? Manure and the Cheats would be straight in for him.

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