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The Daily Mail really are [insert expletive of your own choice here].

Here’s the headline which of course is bullet pointed for readers that need the entire article summed up in more manageable, bit size pieces than lots of confusing paragraphs of confusing text.

My patience with Gazza out some time ago. So I shan’t pretend that this is some intrusion into the private life of a troubled soul.

The truth of the matter is that The Mail decided to stalk Gascoinge hoping to get the jump on rival publications as Paul ‘did the usual’ and ended up with a bottle turps in one hand his emaciated wedding vegetables in the other.

Sadly for the Mail, nothing happened. Paul just wandered about doing nothing worth reporting whatsoever.

So instead of ‘We feel we must share in the public interest these sensational snaps of Gazza urinating up against the side of an amiably priced fridge/freezer in Debenhams homeware section…’  we get nonevent photos billed as ‘Gazza looks healthy, but for how long?’

Worse yet, the Mail decided to tag the photo below as Gazza ‘browsing an Oxfam window’, when it’s pretty obvious he’s actually looking down at his phone. In front of an Oxfam shop.

The photo credit is to FameFlynet.uk.com, who are also beyond parody.

“Our agency fuels its success by maintaining high levels of honour, integrity and reliability in addition to the consistent efficiency and diligence required to service the demands of this time-sensitive industry.”

And all that whilst hanging around the streets of Poole, hoping to catch Gazza do something appalling.

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