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Conspiracy Theorists Were Wrong

By The Boy -

First quarter sales of Where’s Wally? slumped in the first quarter as Where The Flip’s Lamela? sold like hot cakes.

Something has finally happened after 6 months of mucking around and meaningless updates.

Our record signing said:

“I have to have an operation. I tried everything to recover but unfortunately my hip is still not 100% so I can’t compete at the level I want to. I’ll face this challenge with a positive attitude and can’t wait to get back with the team and be stronger.

This is sterling work even by Tottenham’s painfully sluggish standards. 6 months this tart has been out and still there has been no public release of the actual diagnosis.

Please don’t tell me this information is commercially sensitive. It isn’t.

Lamela’s missed this season bar a couple of months and his contract now has a year to run on it.

This is not, I repeat not and fiasco. It’s perfect normal practise.

Levy should change the cockerel on the badge to a Three-Toed Sloth.
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