Date: 16th December 2017 at 11:34am
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Before we go anywhere, a big well done to fakin DPD who were not just a day late in delivering an item but then proudly sent me a message to conform that the parcel had been safely received and signed for by someone of a complexity different name at an entirely dissimilar address, some 8 miles away. I tried to call you, and was kept on hold for 10 minutes and 26 seconds before you randomly disconnected the call. No really, a big well done.

Looking online and see there’s a sanitised video of Levy & Co doing the rounds surrounded by sanitised sea-lions. If that doesn’t provoke a brain haemorrhage then there’s some drone footage of some concrete and indistinguishable lumps of metal also available.

I put Soccer Am on and the guests are some hateful X Factor arseholes called Rack Su, who were originally known as Suits For Tracksuits until the mindless chumps were told that that was too long (coded language for commercially suicidal). You couldn’t make it up.

The good news I guess is that while they’re being ‘pop icons’ they can’t be working for DPD.

Could this tooth extraction of a start to the day be a forbearing of what’s to come at teatime?

The chances are by half time even Spurs fans who aren’t even due a parcel from DPD will be calling the national helpline just to remind themselves that there is a place lower to sink to in this life.

If you are upbeat about this game, then you are trying to kid yourself that a team unbeaten un 15 who are going to win the league at a canter will be humbled by a bunch of tossers who are currently unbeaten in 3, whose secret superpower is the ability to ‘turn it on’ against big teams.

I’ve always loathed players that specialised in ‘showing up’ for certain games, specifically recalling at this point ***** who was supposedly immense in north London derbies. You get paid obscene amounts of money to play for millions of fans who have committed to a full time emotional investment spanning decades. So this showing up when the mood suits doesn’t work for me whatsoever.

Prediction: Spurs to lose by at least 2 clear goals. In fact, if this aided less PR and marketing guano from the club and fewer imbeciles launching drones, Spurs getting thumped today would make it a good day.

 
Comments
  • Harry Hotspur December 16, 2017 at 2:27 pm
  • Northern Spur December 16, 2017 at 2:23 pm

    On the train to The Etihad to watch our boys take on City. Not quite David vs Goliath, but we need all the positive vibes the forum can send their way this evening. Maybe Poch has a master plan equal to that deployed vs RM away. COYS!!

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      Have a goodun NS, we’re all rooting for a good result and performance. Apart from Raz and Willy Juice.

      • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        +1

    • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 2:29 pm

      Happy huntin NS, we can do em.

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    3-0 Woy !

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 2:17 pm

    Nothing to fear but fear itself

    • 89Spurs👁 December 16, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      Nice jumper 👍

      • Hartley™ December 16, 2017 at 2:26 pm


        Bad jumper

        • Harry Hotspur December 16, 2017 at 2:28 pm

          Hahahahhaa

        • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 2:29 pm

          Holy mackerel.

    • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 2:28 pm

      The fear of spucking your money?

  • Willie! December 16, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    We’re gonna smash ’em!
    Whoever starts at RB is going to have a handful with Sane. Almost think I’d rather have Serge up against him than Trippier.

  • Lilywhite without the ll December 16, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Ref Hugo, was I strange statement to make in public, considering our record for top 6 teams is shite, hardly warrants “we turn it on” for big games…Leicester is a big game (currently being spanked by CP), its 3 points!

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    Great save Schmichel

    • Willie! December 16, 2017 at 2:13 pm

      Underrated keeper, for me in the top 4-5 in the league

  • Superspoz 🏆 December 16, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    No retreat no surrender.
    No blood no glory
    No woman no cry
    Everything is going to be alright.

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm

    I think we should put our strongest eleven out from the start, Aurier woulsd be a huge risk so Tripps for me and Rose rather than Davies.

  • Accy December 16, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    3.5 hours to go…..

    • Harry Hotspur December 16, 2017 at 1:55 pm

      I want my mummy.

      • Lilywhite without the ll December 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        I want me sofa moved so I can hide behind it 😩

  • Harry Hotspur December 16, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Freund or Foe

    Fucking Kieron Dyer, claiming that he was on more wages at Newcastle back in 2002 than a current Spurs and England international (no Danny names Rose given).
    The same Kieron Dyer that managed 30 games for West Ham over 4 years, costing them 10mil in wages, and no goals.
    Worth every penny, Kieron.
    Kant.

    I went to West Ham with the American gentleman that owned OleOle.com.

    We were in the Kieron Dyer Box an experience that must rival the one they put Alec Guinness in during Bridge On The River Kwai.

    Tesco own brand biscuits and bottles of room temperature Budweiser or you could open one of the bottles of ‘produce of more one vineyard’ CLARET WINE that graced a table with torn paper-cloth upon it.

    The coup de fuck was spotted at halftime, where we spotted that one of the walls contained a pull out double bed.

    I feel slightly nauseous even remembering it all now.

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:59 pm

      I can almost smell it. Musty.

    • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 2:00 pm

      Going to wet spam? 🤮

      • Bruxie December 16, 2017 at 2:07 pm

        Fancy a pint or two?

    • Bruxie December 16, 2017 at 2:05 pm

      Thick bastards.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 2:09 pm

      Sounds like an ‘away day’ I had with my employers. A chance to ‘bond’ with your fellow employees. It was at Swindon Town football club.A non football day mid week. A few stale salt and vinegar peanuts and a long drive is all I care to remember.

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Get another one Palace, top right !

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 16, 2017 at 1:50 pm

    Leicester 4 wins on the bounce, “league champions” a couple of years ago. Booed off at halftime. The radio says fickle fans, what have they seen in that first half though? Mustv been bad for that reaction after such a good run. Like as bad as Saints performance against Leicester in the week? Fans can tell when players aren’t at it. Swansea fans knew in their match against Leicester in their “title winning” year. Maybe the Leicester fans can tell that their club is rotten to the core. Leicester goal disallowed and a red card. “Your not fit to referee” ringing round the King Power. Its just football though. These things happen. Ostrich culture.

  • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:49 pm

    Red card, Ndidi? Yes he did.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:50 pm

      Absolutely, great call by Atkinson.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:57 pm

      Fofty, you still heading to the states this spring?

      • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 2:00 pm

        We certainly are Dawg, looking to book during new year discount season!

        • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 2:02 pm

          Please don’t use DPS Airways FoF..

        • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm

          Sweet, keep me in the loop.

          • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 2:06 pm

            Will do mate. It’ll be end of March/early April. We’ll start in Dallas, then make our way up!

            • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 2:06 pm

              👍

  • Dancingbarber December 16, 2017 at 1:46 pm

    To those who recall Kaboul as our rock in defence this game brings no fears.

  • Raz December 16, 2017 at 1:41 pm

    The flaming commentator is saying it’s all Brighton, their game with Burnley doesn’t kick off until 3:00pm.

  • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:36 pm

    I am trying to determine the result of today’s match by studying my Staffie Ted’s face. He looks sad. I fear the worst.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 16, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      Your staff’s a City fan! Who knew?

      • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:41 pm

        You just can’t find the staffie’s these days..

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      Is poor Ted having to hang in the loo with you? No wonder he’s sad.

      • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:40 pm

        You and nut have cracked it (see what I did there). He’s a city supporter and he’s stuck in the toilet with me. No wonder he’s sad. City 0 Spurs 4. You read it here first.

  • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Fucking Kieron Dyer, claiming that he was on more wages at Newcastle back in 2002 than a current Spurs and England international (no Danny names Rose given).
    The same Kieron Dyer that managed 30 games for West Ham over 4 years, costing them 10mil in wages, and no goals.
    Worth every penny, Kieron.
    Kant.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      Rose should have hired Dyer’s agent.

    • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:38 pm

      I saw that story. My immediate thought was who the f£ck is Kieron Dyer? He was injured even more than Danny Rose. And that’s a lot.

      • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:44 pm

        “I spoke to a Tottenham player towards the end of last season. He’s a full international, regular for his country and regular for his team.

        “He told me what he was on wages wise and I was on more money than him at Newcastle in 2002.”

        At least we know one of the seeds that led to the Rose Sun interview.

        At the time, did you ask him why he signed a new contract only 6 months previously, Kieron? Did that not come up in conversation?

        • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:47 pm

          I heard a few of the Spurs players have paper rounds to supplement their terrible wages, good for them.

  • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Palace playing with belief
    Leicester one trick ponies

  • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:24 pm

    Im listening to the analysts look at Bentekes goal and analyse it.Complete tosh

  • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:23 pm

    Once taramasalata is 4 days out of date it gets a bit fizzy when you eat it. Just had a tub and I’d not recommend it. That was a public service announcement.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:25 pm

      Any food with that kind of a name is recipe to acquire the dread mahogus.

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:26 pm

        Its salmon egg with sour cream I think

        • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:28 pm

          It’s just wrong on every level.

          • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:30 pm

            is that on the level?

            • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:32 pm

              #savethesalmoneggs

              • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:35 pm

                Taramusalada is up there with Baba Ganouvhr and Hummous

          • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:31 pm

            A golden opportunity to acquire a world class dose of the shits.

    • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:31 pm

      Cod roe I think. I’ll check just as soon as I get off the toilet in about 6 hours.

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:32 pm

        See my comment above. ^ 😩

        • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:34 pm

          It was prophetic!

  • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    Freund or Foe
    No spoilers please. Looking forward to this.

    Just this one …

    Shocked to see Dale Winton as the new king of the Norsemen.

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:20 pm

      I was hoping they’d see sense and get him involved.

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 16, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    MosT predictable result of the weekend. Leicester losing at home to Palace. Muggins here forgot to bet.

  • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    Freund or Foe
    Don’t forget Jesus and the tracksuits, them’s chaps get away with murder.

    Jesus and the Tracksuits.

    One of my favourite Christian pop bands from the Rhonda.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Nice goal from Zaha with nice assist from benteke. Think we should put in a bid for both in Jan.

    • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:14 pm

      Townsend good cross for the first.Are you in?

      • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:17 pm

        I’ve never been out.

        • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:22 pm

          I dont have that answer,ask Spurts

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:12 pm

    Woy has the Eagles soaring a bit.

  • mystic arnold December 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm

    just after tonight s match anyone who has nt destroyed their t/v set can watch a 1 hour document about the much lamented white hart lane

    • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:13 pm

      BT Sport 1.

      • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:22 pm

        I don’t have BT Sport. 🙁

  • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:08 pm

    Palace look like us when we play well and Leicester look like the way we are most of the time

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      I think our match today will be wide open and entertaining. I have installed rubber walls in the man cave to accommodate proper bouncing.

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:19 pm

        Its difficult to know. They can kill us with our high line as their passing is so good and Aguero and co quick

  • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYQUQscqHhQ
    13 min video talking about Brexit with a clip 2 min in from Question time from Weds which is well worth watching, i might go watch the whole show from weds in fact.

    • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:10 pm

      Synopsis please, before I decide whether to watch.

  • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:05 pm

    Mmmm, salt & vinegar peanuts back on sale, that’s christmas sorted.

    • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      They’re good Cas. But they ain’t Ringos. Intense.

    • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:12 pm

      We get them all year round in the civilised world.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Mahrez a blond? WTF! Identity crisis.

    • Accy December 16, 2017 at 1:37 pm

      Having a haircut adds £5m to a player’s perceived value

      • 61SpursNut🌰 December 16, 2017 at 1:40 pm

        Bleaching it wipes off 75%.

  • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    There is a item making news over here of a poor guy who inherited $800+k and it was to be delivered to him via UPS. He never received it, it was lost /misplaced/stolen/vanished, whatever. Tracking proved fruitless. UPS has offered to refund the $32.00 shipping charge.

    • Matt December 16, 2017 at 12:59 pm

      That’s a very kind gesture. They don’t have to do that you know.

      • Horndog 🇺🇸 December 16, 2017 at 1:08 pm

        Don’t know, I am sure it will get sorted but it is kind of a raised blood pressure story.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      Was it from a Nigerian Prince?

      • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 1:07 pm

        Yes, Kevin-Prince Boating.

    • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      There’s a moral there somewhere. Something about not being so utterly foolish as to entrust your family’s hard earned fortune, in cash, to an underpaid and overworked struggling (possibly) delivery driver.

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:09 pm

        100%

      • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:16 pm

        Difficult to understand why they didn’t spend a very small proportion of it on insurance. Or, here’s a thought maybe use a bank?

        • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:21 pm

          the schmuck who inherited it must have said simply send it via courier..its not beyond

  • Matt December 16, 2017 at 12:55 pm

    Which spurs will turn up? The ones who topped the CL Group or the ones two points off last season despite injuries to key players. Levy out. And wiggy Poch. And the players. Bunch of shitters.

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      Don’t forget Jesus and the tracksuits, them’s chaps get away with murder.

      • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm

        Damn straight. Them out too. And bloody guy butters. He’s useless. Out!!

  • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? December 16, 2017 at 12:49 pm

    H. I recommend a bloody Mary.

  • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 12:44 pm

    Jusg settling in to watcb the whole of Vikings 5. No Ragnor? S’ok, Lagertha’s innit.

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:45 pm

      No spoilers please. Looking forward to this.

      • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:47 pm

        We’ll be seeing 3rd series of The Last Kingdom in 2018, can’t wait for that too.

        • Matt December 16, 2017 at 12:57 pm

          My son ian reading history at University. He’s pretty impressed with my knowledge of the Vikings, gained entirely by reading the full Last Kingdom series of books.

          • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:01 pm

            Bernard is a legend.

            • Matt December 16, 2017 at 1:03 pm

              He delivers the odd lecture at sons university. I asked if I could come but he said no, and I was a paedo. Harsh I thought.

              • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 1:06 pm

                Bastard kids, so ungrateful.
                What uni is he at, Matt?

            • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 1:22 pm

              Read all the Sharp series. Didn’t get into the others. Felt a bit like the same character in a different outfit.

    • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:05 pm

      love the new series

    • 61SpursNut🌰 December 16, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      S’only 4 so far.

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 1:13 pm

        we got 2 the first week

  • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 12:42 pm

    Look, things could be a lot worse. We could have bought Benteke.

    • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 12:49 pm

      He just scored. Move over Taff there’s a new king in town.

      • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:57 pm

        One swallow does not a summer make, you pipsqueak.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 1:03 pm

          You’re goin dahn, dahn to China tahn!

  • McG⚽⚽ December 16, 2017 at 12:34 pm

    How do I get one?!

    • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      Jump in the DeLorean, whizz back to May and pay your membership subs.
      Or wait a few days for them to appear on Ebay.

    • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:36 pm

      I’ll send you one.

      By DPD if that’s okay?

  • Hartley™ December 16, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    Spurs will deliver.

    • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 12:25 pm

      They are more reliable than DPD.

      • Hartley™ December 16, 2017 at 12:27 pm

        VD is more reliable than them fuckers.

      • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:27 pm

        You should see DPD’s net spend. It’s fucking devastating.

  • Christopher December 16, 2017 at 12:24 pm

    2-4 Spurs. I have a feeling… And a dream.

  • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 12:23 pm

    This time last week I was paying for a couple of pints and burgers with a second mortgage. However twas a great day overall with the blogites and I’m hoping this one is good as well. We’ve nothing to lose except our pance so why worry.

  • Syd 😎 December 16, 2017 at 12:21 pm

    Is a clear goal the opposite to a dirty goal

    • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 12:23 pm

      Shirley it would be an opaque goal.

      • Hartley™ December 16, 2017 at 12:25 pm

        The answer is unclear.

  • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:11 pm

    “Before we go anywhere, a big well done to fakin DPD who were not just a day late in delivering an item but then proudly sent me a message to conform that the parcel had been safely received and signed for by someone of a complexity different name at an entirely dissimilar address, some 8 miles away. I tried to call you, and was kept n hold for 10 minutes and 26 minutes before you randomly disconnected the call. No really, a big well done.”

    Let me guess, dog food?

    • Harry Hotspur December 16, 2017 at 12:15 pm

      In one, mon brave. Travelled from Germany in double time to land in Blighty and be tossed into a black hole.

      • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:17 pm

        I’ve had them deliver to the wrong place before, but overall I think they’re one of the better delivery firms.

        Just so long as you don’t have to contact them, that is.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm

          They’ve got a poor reputation I believe but personally never had a problem.

          • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:24 pm

            They contact you first thing in the morning to let you know when they expect to deliver your parcel and you can track the progress of the delivery at any time.

            Given that virtually every package requires an electronic signature these days it’s amazing that more companies don’t offer this level of service.

        • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:22 pm

          They’re all wankers.
          We tried to deliver…..But I was in all day?
          We left a card……No you fucking didn’t.
          You can collect from our depot…….30 miles away?
          You can’t have a refund on the next day delivery charge, as we tried to deliver…..But I was in all day?
          We left a card…..No you fucking didn’t.
          You can collect from our depot….
          Repeat until head explodes.

          • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:25 pm

            SLK? Is that you?

            • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:25 pm

              Shut it, Unkle Nonce.

              • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 12:26 pm

                Hahaha.

          • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 12:35 pm

            All that stress over a Spurs Onesie with Levy’s face on the chest!

            • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:39 pm

              I’ll be taking my lad to the Wibble Don game, Sexy. Fancy it?

              • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 12:50 pm

                Yeah, i can bring my Grandson and we could do Pizza/Nando’s after the game?

                • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 12:52 pm

                  Soccer moms.

                • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 12:56 pm

                  Perfick. Fanny might be up for it with his lad, I`ll check in with him.
                  Not that any of you other chaps aren’t invited too, of course. The bigger the kid-adult ratio the better.

                  • Sexy Beast December 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm

                    Arn’t we all big kids? hehe

  • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:10 pm

    My City prediction?

    Win, lose or draw the usual doom-mongers will find something negative to say.

    • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 12:15 pm

      A bad loss,a terrible loss or a catastrophic loss will only draw the fantasists spouting their own hyperbolic optimistic positive but foolish nonsense

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 12:17 pm

        A draw and I would be hyperventilating

        • UnkleTaff December 16, 2017 at 12:20 pm

          A draw and it’s two points dropped.

          • Accy December 16, 2017 at 12:59 pm

            negative

    • Accy December 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      that in itself is a bit of a negative thing to say…

  • 💋 December 16, 2017 at 12:05 pm

    1-1 or 2-2. 1-2.

    • Raz December 16, 2017 at 12:15 pm

      Don’t look

  • McG⚽⚽ December 16, 2017 at 12:02 pm

    If we can beat Real, we can beat Citeh, so let’s see how the picture develops.. Either way, it’ll be a cracking match, can’t wait!

  • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

    One thing about our glorious and inglorious team is that it never does what you expect it to.
    The other team seems to and thats what the problem is.
    So it could be brilliant and it could be a disaster,a cognitive dissonce for many a Tottenham fan and also one for any betting man.

    I dont know would be an honest statement

    • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

      ^dissonance

    • Accy December 16, 2017 at 12:58 pm

      yep

  • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 11:47 am

    I think we have a possibility of winning but I think there’s a probability of losing. There’s also a probable possibility of a draw. Either way it’s just one game so whatever the outcome I won’t need me nappy changing.

    • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

      The probability of one of those outcomes occurring is distinctly possible..

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 11:54 am

        *possibly

  • 61SpursNut🌰 December 16, 2017 at 11:40 am

    You dis-gust me!

    • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

      Have you received a snazzy paperweight Nut?

      • 61SpursNut🌰 December 16, 2017 at 11:49 am

        Damn, I was about to post my one here!

        Yes.

        • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 11:50 am

          Are you expected to throw them?

        • Freund or Foe December 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

          That’s freaky. I was only telling the missus the other day that I want a paperweight for Xmas. She’ll be chuffed.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 11:52 am

        Ooh, love a bit of paperweight porn.

        • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 11:54 am

          High class paperweight porn to be exact.

          • SpurAndy 🍒π December 16, 2017 at 11:57 am

            Yes I always feel disappointed at myself when I look at the slutty end.

            • Caspurs♿️ December 16, 2017 at 11:59 am

              Hmmm, nature or nurture?

      • ronwol196061 December 16, 2017 at 11:55 am

        The Question:
        Are we going to win a pot?

        Answer:
        We might have to Weight!

      • McG⚽⚽ December 16, 2017 at 12:07 pm

        I want one!

  • McG⚽⚽ December 16, 2017 at 11:38 am

    Oh yesh