• Terms Agreed For Bonzo

    No no no, not Banzai. That was something else entirely. Does anyone know if ‘Mr Shake Hands...

  • There Was No Bid

    No, this wasn’t in relation to an auction for a naturist weekend in a wheat-field hosted by...

  • Harry Hotspur Makes It All Up

    Good afternoon girls and welcome once again to the world of the unsugared pill. Not 20 minutes...

  • ITK Levy Stringing Star Along

    Gladys told us a while back Spurs had been discussing a return to the Lilywhite fold for...

  • ITK: Recovery Is Now 50/50

    Good afternoon chums. The latest gossip from Gladys comes as no surprise, Erik Pamela is now only...

  • Exclusive: Sakho Sh*te

    Good evening ye gormless gophers. Mamadou Sakho to Spurs! they say. Who they? Stupid people. This French clown...

  • ITK: Striker Ticks All The Boxes

    Picture a substandard meal from one of this pubs you drive past that has one of those big signs outside crying ‘2 Meals for £8.99’ or similar. The very language screams subsistence. ‘Top up you blood sugar levels to a marginally more satisfactory degree than you would if you just went through...

  • Enquiries Made

    Good afternoon girls. Gladys says:’We’ve spoken to Fiorentina about Fernando Bernardeschi however they are talking a very high...

  • Liverpool Echo Journo Confirms Spurs Deal

    Here we go, hold tight on the upper deck, any more fares please?! Neil Jones of the...

  • Leaked: HSBC’s Charge On THFC

    Earlier today we discovered that Daniel Levy has signed a £400 million-pound facility with Bank of America...

  • Three Time Eredivisie Winner To The Lane?

    Spurs have made enquiries for another Eredivisie ace this time it’s Joël Veltman. The 25 year old...

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