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Bullet Dodged, Thank [Insert Your Deity Here]…

By The Boy -

Saido Berahino has opened his heart.

“I have never been a player who lacked confidence or a belief in himself but that has been where I have found myself and it has hit me hard. It has left me feeling depressed and struggling for focus which has made it even more difficult to regain full fitness.

“Constant speculation in the media doesn’t help and I have made this statement in the hope that it will respect my privacy and determination to get my career back on track.

“I want to thank the club for its support throughout what has been a period of turmoil for me.”

What a tart.

And what a grim confirmation as to the fragile mental state of your average football player.

Wimpy, fairy, fraud.

What privacy? He’s a no-mark!

Who’s actually heard of him, does the think he’s a star?

The only thing he’s famous for is being second rate.

Turmoil? Turmoil is having to tell your family the Foodbank can’t fit you in this week.

Fingers crossed Spurs make no effort to revisit the possible transfer of this clown, and instead leave him to sit in his penthouse, reading his ‘I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!’ rejection letter.

Over and over, as his ice cream melts.


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This one is just £9.99 and available on eBay.

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