Of all the teams in all the world..
Hugo Lloris is a sadist and actually enjoys what he does. Which is to say he’s doing it on purpose. His distribution is worse that a pissed paperboy on his last day in the job, who’s got a paper allergy and a hate for literate people.
Bonzo for England! Good grief, where does one start? A man frequently outwitted by sheep. A man who as a kid asked his parents for ‘two skateboards and some twine’ so he’d have one for each foot. He’s been scouted by Real Madrid, Barcelona and the Dagenham Girl Pipers, you know.
Toby my Toby. Not a great day at the office. Less (of that sort of thing) please.
Verts WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SUBSTITUTION ALL ABOUT THEN, EH? EH?
Ben Davies would a be bloody success if he went to Swansea or West From or somewhere. This ‘Danny Rose’s Understudy’ thing isn’t working for anyone.
Dier for England! Another very naff performance.
Wanyama must be wondering who he upset in a former life. Dembele is 46 next birthday Levy. Please replace him, you baldy fuck bucket. Thanks in advance…
Son and Dele, two thumbs up the same anus. Hesitant time-wasters of the lowest caliber.
Eriksen. It was like watching an Eriksen tribute act.
Kane for England! Another death defying waste of rations.
Poch? What you think this is the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Spurs, see you Spurs, off to sunny Spain now Spurs, fuck off Spurs. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I’m gonna have that? You really think I’m gonna have that, ya ponce. All right, I’ll make it easy for you. God knows you’re fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It’s not a difficult question, are you gonna do the job, yes or no?
