Date: 19th April 2018 at 8:08pm
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For those joining us late, in previous and heavily jaundiced episodes this blog brought you such outrageous suggestions as…. this stadium thing is er… a mistake…

The lips of fools bring them strife, and their mouths invite a beating.

Not my words, but straight outta Proverbs 18:6 from not just a best selling book, but a book I have repeatedly had removed from innumerable hotel rooms.

‘Hi it’s 317. Oh thank you, it is great, what a view! And you were right I didn’t miss the ice machine! It’s just there’s something in the drawer, perhaps from a previous guest? No, no, no harm done, but it needs to be disposed of immediately. If you might send…. oh most kind. Thank you. Thank you. Bye now.’

>Arsenal have been severely mocked for publishing attendances close to the stadium’s capacity of 59,867 by saying that was the number of ‘tickets sold’ for the fixture. This was something I first became aware of via a pal in Scotland who a few years ago ‘explained’ to me why both Rangers and Celtic’s stadiums were heavily strewn with empty – paid for – seats for non event games.

So despite footage broadcast globally every week showing empty seats, Aunty Wenger responds by saying… ‘The renewal numbers for next season are outstanding. We are sold out in every single game so I don’t know what the problem is at the moment.”

The problem, my fine feathered friend, is that you are NOT delivering.

Arsenal fans are paying premium dollar to watch second rate – silverware free – football and many of them have had enough.

Over to you, Mauricio.

 
Comments
  • Al April 20, 2018 at 11:50 am

    Prophetic, Hazza

  • Ronwol1960-61 April 20, 2018 at 11:15 am

    I hate Arsenal and when Arsenal won the double in 1971 although it wasnt in the style of our great double…it was the beginning of an end.
    Wenger was more aggravating. Up to that time noting could have matched our wonderful fooie until Wenger came along. That was the most aggravating thing. He has Arse playing great football. As much as I hate Arsenal I never really hated Wenger.
    Im glad he is going. He will be difficult to replace. Yes there will get a more manager,maybe even a winning manager.But Wenger in his time at Arse, Changed their footie. He also was great at finding talented players.
    I hope this is the beginning of the end and wonder what will come next. They cant do better than Wenger surely.

    • Accy April 20, 2018 at 11:19 am

      Thomas Tuchel, previously at Dortmund is the frontrunner.

    • Limerick AL. April 20, 2018 at 11:19 am

      Ron,they will get a Top Notch replacement, said replacement will insist on being backed with a shed full of money. While Spurs will continue in on in Moron Mode.

      • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 11:23 am

        You’re going for it on the tea leaves today Al.

      • UnkleTaff April 20, 2018 at 11:25 am

        Wolves are likely to be backed by a shedload of cash next season as well.

        We’ll do well to finish as high as sixth next year.

        • 61SpursNut April 20, 2018 at 11:26 am

          Well probably even change places with Stoke.

          • UnkleTaff April 20, 2018 at 11:27 am

            If we’re lucky.

          • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 11:28 am

            That’ll be an even worse trip for a home game than Wembley.

            Where the fuck is Stoke anyway? Sounds norven.

            • UnkleTaff April 20, 2018 at 11:31 am

              It’s in the Midlands. On the outskirts of Port Vale, I think.

              • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 11:35 am

                Thanks Unk. Where’s Port Vale?

                • UnkleTaff April 20, 2018 at 12:01 pm

                  It’s not a million miles away from Raith.

    • UnkleTaff April 20, 2018 at 11:30 am

      The spectre of Wenger will loom heavily over the Emirates almost as much as Ferguson’s did/is still doing over Old Trafford. He’ll not be so easy to replace, I suspect, as some of you think. A couple of years (at least) in the wilderness could be on the cards for them.

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:04 am

    Prepare for a stomach turning Wenger love-in as the tributes flood in from gooner fans who were calling for him to be lynched for the last 5 years.

    It will be nauseating.

    • 61SpursNut April 20, 2018 at 11:24 am

      Almost as nauseating as the doom and gloom on here.

  • Accy April 20, 2018 at 10:51 am

    JJ ITK on SC reckons Dembele is definitely going.

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:05 am

      Now that would be sad news. He will be hard to replace.

  • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:49 am

    SpurAndy 🍒π
    Shirley he should have said – I’m prepared to put my neck on the block and if we don’t win this trophy I’ll resign as a matter of principle.

    Yeah great, Wenger is available 😳

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 11:06 am

      No. Just no fecking excuses up front please.

  • Limerick AL. April 20, 2018 at 10:41 am

    Hello. What Gloster said Regarding Poch “Being A Man”, is Spot ON. We have lost V’s Manure even before a Ball has been kicked. Its Funny because its true.

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:49 am

      We await the vlog from H. I believe he may have a view… 😂

  • Accy April 20, 2018 at 10:39 am

    Wenger going. 😢

  • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:34 am

    It’s all pointless anyway, the rupture’s happening this year.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/apr/19/david-meade-end-of-world-predictions-rapture

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:38 am

      Rapture.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:44 am

        Apologies.

  • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 9:54 am

    ☹️ Wenger is stepping down 😢😢

    • OrganicPaper April 20, 2018 at 9:58 am

      That has really taken the shine off of what was looking like a lovely day.

      Hopefully he will move upstairs and still excerpt some misery from on high

      • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:05 am

        Last game he wins a European trophy after 20 years of trying, written in the stars?
        Whilst we flounder in the Cup and get another year of suffering 😑

        • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:09 am

          Crikey Sexy, got out the wrong side of bed this morning?

          • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:33 am

            Maybe I’m still in bed working my magic on two young lovelies? 👺

            • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:37 am

              The pigs are flying low today.

              • Sexy Beast April 20, 2018 at 10:45 am

                I am a sexy Beast! 😂

        • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:15 am

          Let’s hope not.

        • Limerick AL. April 20, 2018 at 10:44 am

          Its Spursy, Bet On It.

    • Aussie in Switzerland April 20, 2018 at 10:14 am

      He has a job waiting for him at Chelsea

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:15 am

        Really? 🙃

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:14 am

      Goddam it! 😤

    • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:16 am

      Barsteward, he’s just spoilt a beautiful sunny day. ☹️

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:17 am

        Misty and drear here. More appropriate.

        • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:24 am

          Already 24c in sunny Romford. Don’t even have the usual approx hundred planes overhead in a holding pattern, blocking out the sun, waiting to land at Stansted/Gatwick/Heathrow.

          • Caspurs♿️ April 20, 2018 at 10:30 am

            Ah, Romford on a sunny day, a jewel in the London crown…

            • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:33 am

              We’re are the Gerald Ratner of the Sarf East 😁.
              How’s the back Cas?

              • Caspurs♿️ April 20, 2018 at 10:34 am

                Feeling good ta, howza bout yerself, all good?

                • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:42 am

                  Got manflu/hayfever, can’t decide. It’s a day for reflection and contemplation. We’ll that’s what I’ve told the wife, but she doesn’t look convinced.

          • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:31 am

            Hmmmph. Just 13c here.

            • Caspurs♿️ April 20, 2018 at 10:33 am

              ☀️🌴🍺

              • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:36 am

                Bar steward.

                Another Pimm’s over here…

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:25 am

    Just go for it Poch. If we lose we lose. That’s sport. Just cut out the bluster about not needing to win silverware, because we actually do. Hopefully this year.

    • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:17 am

      Here you go Glos, a full transcript of the press conference. It seems you are picking up on just a few words without any idea of context.

      https://www.football.london/tottenham-hotspur-fc/fixtures-results/spurs-press-conference-pochettino-manchester-14550603

      Question: Who needs to win the FA Cup more?

      “It’s fantastic if Southampton, Chelsea, Manchester United or Tottenham will win the FA Cup. Is it going to change our life? I don’t believe, I don’t believe. Who needs it more, I don’t know. We are going to try and fight to win, but it is not about need or not need, it’s about a title that would be fantastic to finish the season, play in the final and win trophy. At the end it would be fantastic the finish the season with a trophy I don’t think it’s about need or not need.”

      I’ll pick out the important bit again:

      ” I don’t think it’s about need or not need.”

      • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:19 am

        Shirley he should have said – I’m prepared to put my neck on the block and if we don’t win this trophy I’ll resign as a matter of principle.

        • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:21 am

          Yep. “If these fucking players don’t win it for us, we’ll be destined for an eternity of mediocre.”

          • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:25 am

            The fucker, no passion…..

            • Caspurs♿️ April 20, 2018 at 10:32 am

              I am calm, my project will follow where I go..

          • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:34 am

            I’ll pick out the words that matter: “who needs it more? I don’t know.”

            I’ll tell you Poch my old sunshine. SPURS.

            If you don’t realise that, you really are a pratt. United have recently won silverware, as have Chelsea. We haven’t.

            • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:37 am

              Southampton?

              • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:43 am

                Err…

                Even if they win, a big if, they are going down, so that current team will break up at season’s end. Hardly celebration time for anyone.

                • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:53 am

                  That’s such tripe mate.

            • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:40 am

              Manure have just been bested by their worst nightmares. Moanhino being blasted for his style of football. Pogba who cost a small fortune is poo. The facup is they’re only chance to keep the wolves away as a season without a trophy means they’re a failure. Much higher expectancy for them than us.
              At the end of the day, it’s just words. Pick holes if you wish in the semantics but I prefer to concentrate on the performances on the pitch.

              • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:44 am

                Sport is about winning.

                • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:46 am

                  We have won a few matches this year but get your point.

  • Camus April 20, 2018 at 9:09 am

    Exciting prospect from Jim White and our favourite radio station…
    Textbook prep for the semi-final.

    “Mauricio Pochettino says only winning the Prem or CL will take @SpursOfficial to the next level. Perry Groves believes Poch is arrogant to regard winning the FA cup as secondary and believes they will be seen as bottlers until a trophy is won. @talkSPORT from 10.”

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:20 am

      Winning the CL will take Spurs to the next level…

      You see the arrant nonsense here? Does Poch honestly expect us to believe we are just one level down from being champions of Europe? Is he a twat after all?

      Basically, he is making excuses ahead of a match we can win but might well bottle, and he can’t face up to it like a man.

      • Camus April 20, 2018 at 9:24 am

        Pretty much, Glos.
        “It doesn’t mean that much anyway…”

        Play into the hands of the anti-Spurs media, but they’d have run with a “Spurs HAVE to win the FA Cup, don’t they?” story regardless.

        • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:27 am

          Yep. Poch is playing the ‘ sour grapes’ defence. If we lose, we didn’t really care in the first place…

      • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 10:15 am

        Wait until you get load of the video today. I’m going bury this twat.

    • Freund or Foe April 20, 2018 at 10:31 am

      I’d imagine Poch is as concerned about Perry Groves opinion as I am.

      • SpurAndy 🍒π April 20, 2018 at 10:43 am

        I’m just listening to him now. Prat.

      • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 10:47 am

        We can agree that the opinion of an Arsenal dope is irrelevant.

  • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 8:49 am

    Busy day today. Forecast shows much bloggins and a new vloggins.

    • Accy April 20, 2018 at 9:04 am

      👍

  • Tappaspur April 20, 2018 at 8:26 am

    Double training session today? I think not. Id still make them give me 50 lengths in the pool before they all fuck off in their convertibles. (Not a decent British classic among them) id be rocking a TR6 🙂 🙂

    • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:37 am

      To think they replaced the TR6 with a wedge of cheese on wheels they called the TR7.

  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 7:57 am

    AntSpurs
    😎 YOOOOUUU SPUUUURS 😘

    Feeling better now Ant?

    • Harry Hotspur April 20, 2018 at 8:36 am

      Reminiscent of that Speedo wearing wonker 🤣

  • melcyid April 20, 2018 at 4:05 am
  • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:07 am

    We are the team, we are the cream, we are the best you’ve ever seen, in 81 in 82 we had some fun I’m telling you, and then old Rick, he dida trick, scored the next goal you ever saw, and now we go to heaven, with Pochettinos 11, we gonna do it once more. YID ARMY YID ARMY YID. ARMY. COOOOOOYYYYYYSSS 🍾

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:10 am

      Rhythm is a dancer,
      Heung Min Son’s the answer,
      Cause he can score from anywhere.

      Raise your hands and voices,
      Sing along and join us,
      Cause he’ll score from Everywhere!!

      oh oh he’s a yido
      oh oh he’s a yido.

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:15 am

        Eeeeeerik, sen, sen, sen
        He’s our number 23
        Eriksen, sen, sen, sen
        He loves the Spurs like you and me.

        To the left to the right,
        He’s our midfield dynamite,
        When he plays in Lilywhite
        He makes Ozil look shite.

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:20 am

          We’re on our way with Dembele, We’re on our way with Dembele, na na na na …ooooooh

    • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:21 am

      *BEEEEEEST

      • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:22 am

        Whooo ta, whooo ta be, whooo ta beya….. Moussssa.

        • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:24 am

          We’ve got Alli

          Dele Alli

          I just don’t think you understand

          He only cost 5 mil

          He’s better then Ozil,

          Cause he’s Dele fucking Alli.

          • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:29 am

            Suuuuuper, super Jan, suuuuuper super Jan, Suuuuuper, super Jan, super Jan Vertonghen.

            • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:32 am

              FUCK YOU MOURINHO CUNTS.

              • AntSpurs April 20, 2018 at 3:33 am

                😎 YOOOOUUU SPUUUURS 😘

                • richspurs April 20, 2018 at 9:30 am

                  Too much sugar in your diet bro

                  • Gloster1861 April 20, 2018 at 9:37 am

                    Waaay too much.

  • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:31 am

    Everton boss Sam Allardyce says a survey sent to fans asking them to rate his performance on a scale of zero to 10 was “a marketing slip-up”. Surely a complete waste of money by the Board to simply endorse their decision to sack Allardyce in the summer which they were probably going to do anyway ostracized by his sterile bland of football so why ask the fans for this faix de complit?

    • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:39 am

      Poch would score an 8?

      • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:44 am

        Subject to winning the FA Cup and securing 4th spot!

      • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 12:44 am

        Its more than his team would score

  • Nick April 20, 2018 at 12:24 am

    I may just pop down to cobham over the next couple of weeks & get myself a job in the kitchen,anyone know where I can get a job lot of lasagne sheets & a rancid cow??

  • Accy April 20, 2018 at 12:03 am

    The Real Football Fan Show about to start on ch4

  • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    Looking at the relegated threatened Saints team against the Foxes only 2 players I would take Bertrand and Tadic. Possible Redmond.

    • Accy April 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm

      That’s 3 players.

      • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:12 pm

        Just testing!

        • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:14 pm

          Sims and Ward-Prowse?

        • Accy April 19, 2018 at 11:14 pm

          We’ll probably end up with Frasier Forster to replace Vorm if they are relegated. Knock down price. Home grown. 30 years old. Ex-England international. Poor with his feet. Classic spurs signing.

          • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:16 pm

            Hope not. Having attended a social did the Burnley keeper impress?

            • Accy April 19, 2018 at 11:18 pm

              Not sure… first chelsea goal was an own goal. Second chelsea goal was a decent effort by moses. Didn’t see much else of the game tonight.

              • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:21 pm

                Ta. Making the England squad Pope or Pape is in high demand.

            • Nick April 20, 2018 at 12:18 am

              Lack of communication for 1st goal,he pushed it onto the defender who wasn’t happy,was competent other than that but was a poor game & he didn’t have an awfull lot to do

              • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:20 am

                Ta. So having missed out on Pickford seemingly we shall be scratching around for another back up keeper to Lloris.

                • Nick April 20, 2018 at 12:30 am

                  Pope isn’t it,I feel well go shopping at West Brom in the summer,Ben foster,Rodrigues & Evans are all genuinely Levy targets🙄

                  • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:36 am

                    Hardly inspiring signings plus McLean, Brunt and Rondon!

                    • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 12:37 am

                      Brunt excels on corners!

                    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 20, 2018 at 1:35 am

                      Don’t forget Chadli! 😂

    • Nick April 20, 2018 at 12:26 am

      Bertrand is better than Aurier,redmond is another Townsend & we’ve already bought andros 2.0,Tadic is pants.Id take Bertrand for £5m other than that I wouldn’t touch em with yours

      • David Dillenberg April 20, 2018 at 1:29 am

        Seriously £5m for Bertrand apparently valued at £25m simply aint going to secure his services!

  • Accy April 19, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    Hey Poch, don’t make it bad
    Take Sissoko, and make him be-ee-tter
    Remember, to get him into the squad
    Then you can start, to make him better, better, better, better…

    Hey Poch, don’t be afraid
    You were made to go out and sign him
    The minute you bet Aurier gets skinned
    Then you begin to make it better

  • Accy April 19, 2018 at 10:56 pm

    Tappaspur
    FA cup and finish fifth? All day long for me

    Used to think rather we finished in the top 4 after years of stagnation finishing fifth. The CL money and all other money for that matter doesn’t seem to get spent on decent transfers—even if we spend a great wadge this summer I doubt it’ll be on anyone good—it’ll be 6 x £25m purchases in all probability.

    For that reason, I’m more in favour of trying to win the FACUP this year. At least it’ll stop the trophy less tottenham narrative.

    • Horndog 🇺🇸 April 19, 2018 at 10:59 pm

      I’m more in favor of Poch and crew winning every fucking match they play until the season ends.

      • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 11:02 pm

        Bang on. They’re all winnable. Shouldn’t be countenancing defeatist speculation, or even excuses that not winning the cup wouldn’t mean jack.

        Because winning a cup does mean jack. It means stuff to successful clubs like United and Chelsea. That’s the definition of successful clubs – they want to win everything.

        • SeattleSpursGuy April 19, 2018 at 11:20 pm

          Yes

    • Tappaspur April 20, 2018 at 7:54 am

      TOTTENHAM Hotspur (my girl) just want her to make me come. (I do love her) a “happy ending” what else is she riding me for. C’mon work it girl. Thats it! im cuping im cuping 🙂 🙂

  • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 10:55 pm

    Where is Dilley? Question Time has started and no list of panellists from the Dillenberg.

    • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:01 pm

      Liz Truss
      Emily Thornberry
      Vince Cable
      Iain Dale
      and one other!

      • Accy April 19, 2018 at 11:03 pm

        Joe Pasquale?

        • David Dillenberg April 19, 2018 at 11:07 pm

          He has disappeared into the ether.

      • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 11:05 pm

        Yo! Dilley.

        Jeremy Corbyn was one of six Labour MPs who voted against the 2014 Immigration Act. The rest are squeaking like mice now, but didn’t oppose the legislation. Blairite scum.

  • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    ronwol96061
    Im a one legged Tarzan

    Ha ha!

    “I’ve got nothing against your leg, it’s a lovely leg. Problem is, neither have you.”

  • SeattleSpursGuy April 19, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    For the run-in:

    Liverpool have WBA (a), Roma (h), Stoke (h), Roma (a), Chelsea (a) & Brighton (h). And a possible CL final.

    Chelsea have Swansea (a), Liverpool, (h), Huddersfield (h) & Newcastle (a)

    We have 3 home games: Watford, Leicester and Newcastle, and we’re away to WBA.

    We’re 5 points ahead of 5th and we’re 10 up on goal difference. If we’re missing a CL spot, you’re saying we’re dropping at least 8 out of the next 12 points and Chelsea will run the table.

    Really?

    Nothing’s ever for sure in the PL, but 4th is highly likely and 3rd isn’t a bad bet.

    • Camus April 19, 2018 at 10:30 pm

      It’s entirely plausible that Chelsea win their remaining 4 games if Liverpool are preoccupied with the CL. By the time we play Watford, the gap will probably be 2 points as the Chavs face Swansea next.

      So, basically, it’s sexy time.

      • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 10:59 pm

        Eric Prydz…

        • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 11:06 pm

          I take it he was the voyeur visible in the mirror at the back of the class?

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? April 20, 2018 at 1:48 am

      Absolutely no chance we’ll miss out now. If they fuck this, all of them need to be taken out the back of the skeletal new build and shot.

  • richspurs April 19, 2018 at 9:42 pm

    I dunno. Seems to me that Burnley and Bournemouth, had a lie down on their fat backsides, opened up n invited you know what. Brighton on the other hand might have had a fish to fry…

  • Camus April 19, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Genuinely concerned about Top 4 now.

    • Freund or Foe April 19, 2018 at 9:39 pm

      Now?

      • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 9:42 pm

        He’s come a long way from the beginning of the season.

        • Freund or Foe April 19, 2018 at 9:44 pm

          Concern over being pipped to 7th by Burnley doesn’t feel that long ago.

    • TyredMan 🚯 April 19, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      Yep the Blue Scum Inc just took 5 points in two games off us in a week 5 to go with four games left.

    • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 19, 2018 at 9:48 pm

      I would say Chelsea have been this way for some time, yes.

  • Spursmyarse April 19, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    What did I say early Saturday about celebrating ? Chelsea ? Arsenal will win the Europa and Chelsea win finish in 4th, What Japes !!!!!!!’

    • SeattleSpursGuy April 19, 2018 at 9:39 pm

      We’re 5 points ahead with 4 games to go, and they have Liverpool to get past. I’d rather be us than them.

      • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 9:44 pm

        Yeah, but …

      • Spursmyarse April 19, 2018 at 9:51 pm

        Pool will have a CL Final on their minds, and with 3rd place secured, they will roll over for Chelsea, Spurs are feeble .

        • SeattleSpursGuy April 19, 2018 at 9:55 pm

          3rd place secured? We’re two points behind them. If they do roll over for the Chavs we have a good chance overtaking them

          • 61SpursNut🌰 April 19, 2018 at 9:57 pm

            Leave it aht! We could still finish sixth, you know!

            • SeattleSpursGuy April 19, 2018 at 9:59 pm

              Hey, I like a moan as much as the next guy, but c’mon.

  • Caspurs♿️ April 19, 2018 at 9:25 pm

    Woohoo! No fly zone lifted tomorrow, yeah baby!

    • Freund or Foe April 19, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      Get in.

  • ronwol96061 April 19, 2018 at 9:21 pm

    We need to play more relaxed. At times we seem to be wanting to impress MoPo exeedingly and we are nit letting our spiritual side take control.

    Its not about about a trophy not atrophy

    • 89Spurs👁 April 19, 2018 at 9:23 pm

      Ron, is two about’s a pair??

      • Frontwheel 2by April 19, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        Of boots

        • 89Spurs👁 April 19, 2018 at 9:27 pm

          Dancing shoes.

          • Caspurs♿️ April 19, 2018 at 9:28 pm

            Er, sandals.

            • 89Spurs👁 April 19, 2018 at 9:29 pm

              Nay Clogs.

              • ronwol96061 April 19, 2018 at 9:36 pm

                Im a one legged Tarzan

              • ronwol96061 April 19, 2018 at 9:38 pm

                Are they half price?
                2 for 1 ?
                I can foot half the bill

              • ronwol96061 April 19, 2018 at 9:38 pm

                I wanna buy shoes by the foot

                • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 9:46 pm

                  Toe the line.

              • TyredMan 🚯 April 19, 2018 at 9:50 pm

                Jandels Bro.

      • ronwol96061 April 20, 2018 at 12:43 am

        Nnot always. Tbey would be siamese soles

    • Harry Hotspur April 19, 2018 at 9:27 pm

      We need Meths-ology?

      • ronwol96061 April 19, 2018 at 9:36 pm

        Ive got it crystal clear.
        What do you need?

  • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 9:12 pm

    Get in what? The programme? The groove?

    Nick
    Burnley Chelsea looking decidedly like an away win,lead cut to 5 pts in a week

    The PL begged us to throw Tuesday’s game to make the run in slightly more interesting… We’d only agree to the draw.

    • gloster1861 April 19, 2018 at 9:12 pm

      Zounds.

  • 89Spurs👁 April 19, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    Oh bollox!!!

  • Freund or Foe April 19, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Fookin get in.

    • 61SpursNut🌰 April 19, 2018 at 9:09 pm

      Simply marvellous.

    • Freund or Foe April 19, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      Ah.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 April 19, 2018 at 9:12 pm

        Less so.

        • Caspurs♿️ April 19, 2018 at 9:27 pm

          Oh.

  • Frontwheel 2 April 19, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    Poor arse fans

  • IrishSpurs April 19, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    Just looking at the betting for saturday – we are 6/5 favs with utd at 9/4 – there will some punts on that 9/4 i wud think – ive got a bad feelin about this one

    • Nick April 19, 2018 at 8:47 pm

      If we do to Utd what we did against Chelsea & Liverpool there will be only one outcome,if we perform like we did against city we are doomed I tell ya Dooooomed

  • Nick April 19, 2018 at 8:23 pm

    Lose on Saturday & wheels could fall off this seasons wagon.To not qualify for champion league from the position we were in would be a calamity of the highest order

    • Harry Hotspur April 19, 2018 at 8:41 pm

      CL looks good.

      A facup isn’t helpful…

      • Nick April 19, 2018 at 8:45 pm

        Personally I’d love to win the cup even if champions league were to drift away from us.Levy has 52million reasons why the cup isn’t a priority

        • Harry Hotspur April 19, 2018 at 8:53 pm

          Thing is Nick, it really ISN’T a one or t’other deal.

          With our league form we should be ready to beat MUFC again – this season – so why does Poch make it sound so reckon’ complex???

        • Tappaspur April 19, 2018 at 9:11 pm

          FA cup and finish fifth? All day long for me

  • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 8:18 pm

    Two can play that game

    • Harry Hotspur April 19, 2018 at 8:40 pm

      • 💋 April 19, 2018 at 9:00 pm

        You’ve got to get up, to get down!

        • Harry Hotspur April 19, 2018 at 9:09 pm

          Precisely what the probation officer told me.

  • Nick April 19, 2018 at 8:16 pm

    Burnley Chelsea looking decidedly like an away win,lead cut to 5 pts in a week