Date: 30th March 2018 at 3:55pm
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Whilst I am a fully paid up miserable old tart, it does make me grin that Spurs are in a position to hammer a big nasty nail into Chelsea’s coffin this weekend, and pretty much bury their chances of Champions League football. Sure, this won’t the game that decides their fate but we have an distinct opportunity to play our part.

Unlike Pochettino, the Blues gaffer doesn’t mind letting people know what he’s up to, he told PA Sport “Our target for this final (stretch) of the season is to take a place in the Champions League and reach the final of the FA Cup and, this season, try and win it.” None of this mealy mouthed round the houses cobblers from old Conte. Everyone knows that at Antonio’s level the gun is permanently against his head, so why play games?

It’s been a hell of a long time since Spurs won at Second Hand Fridge, in fact the last time was prior to the inception of the Premier League, in February 1990. To provide some stark contrast, Conte was a 20-year-old midfielder playing for Serie A side Lecce then, while our man Harry Kane, who is a major doubt for the game with ankle ligament damage, was not born!

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 9:52 am

    Daytripper

    If Poch really rates Sanchez above Toby than he is a complete moron and were on our way to a 5th or 6th place finish. Sanchez is one of the worst defenders I have seen at the Lane in many years, in fact I cant ever remember a defender that ball watches as much or is as completely unable to tackle or stop runners like him. Based on what I watched these last ten days, Fazio and Corluka would be massive upgrades. When/if Toby leaves this summer, I will turn on him too, but in the meantime, he is one of the 5 best defenders in the world, he is healthy, and he plays for us. He is our only hope to securing 4th place.

    No sanity here please, we’re trying to bury a man who’s still breathing.

  • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 9:51 am
  • Freund or Foe March 31, 2018 at 9:34 am

    61SpursNut🌰
    No it’s not. You’re also saying we “WOULD” have won. Toby is more of a wet sandcastle at the moment.

  • Freund or Foe March 31, 2018 at 9:29 am

    Daytripper
    If Poch really rates Sanchez above Toby than he is a complete moron and were on our way to a 5th or 6th place finish. Sanchez is one of the worst defenders I have seen at the Lane in many years, in fact I cant ever remember a defender that ball watches as much or is as completely unable to tackle or stop runners like him. Based on what I watched these last ten days, Fazio and Corluka would be massive upgrades. When/if Toby leaves this summer, I will turn on him too, but in the meantime, he is one of the 5 best defenders in the world, he is healthy, and he plays for us. He is our only hope to securing 4th place.

    Help me Toby Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

    • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 9:37 am

      Who’s Enobi?

      • Freund or Foe March 31, 2018 at 9:38 am

        ;-D

    • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:39 am

      Tis bloody madness, Davinson is pants (blimey) I thought it was April fools day but that’s tomorrow. By Martinez post match assessment, Toby is not ready and if so no problem, Davinson and Jan have been playing great. Well have ‘em no sweat. 👌

      • Freund or Foe March 31, 2018 at 9:42 am

        That tit tis tAnt. If our form since Toby has been injured has been the best in the prem, then how will we now finish in 6th?

        • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:44 am

          Who you calling a tit ?

          • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:45 am

            Hehe

          • Freund or Foe March 31, 2018 at 9:45 am

            That tit.

            • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:50 am

              Could you imagine he plays and gets skinned a couple of times and we lose. What then ….sell the fucker, off with his head, murder Poch the bastard he wasn’t ready. Davinson, Jan and if needed Dier is more than enough to see us through to top 3.

              • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 9:52 am

                Bullseye. If we lose against Chelsea it’ll be because Toby did play or didn’t play.

                • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:57 am

                  Oh boy ve must vin. Vith or vithout Tobes

  • Caveman March 31, 2018 at 8:13 am

    Isn’t it amaziñg, as we approach the Cheatski game how the Mirror can report that the fucking Chavez are determined to sign him next season. What a stack of horseshit.

    • Caveman March 31, 2018 at 8:14 am

      ‘Hìm’ being Toby!

    • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:24 am

      He’s going to either PSG or Barca/Madrid. Won’t be to a prem club.

  • Lahdedah March 31, 2018 at 12:20 am

    I now have a sense of belonging. My sons signed me up with a Tottenham “Bronze Senior” membership. I received a membership card, a Tottenham hat and scarf, plus a key ring with genuine blades of grass from the White Hart Lane turf. Am I special or wot? It was all presented in a nice blue and white box. The blades of grass were signed by Harry Kane. That’s what I’m telling everybody anyway.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 31, 2018 at 12:38 am

      I’m a bronze member and you got more than me you barsteward. : )

      • 💋 March 31, 2018 at 12:43 am

        A bronzed member? SPF50 is your friend.

    • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 8:02 am

      I don’t wanna burst your bubble but Harry Kane signed my flymo after he did my back garden last month…

      • Still Nil Nil March 31, 2018 at 8:35 am

        Ooh matron

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 8:36 am

        Back, sack and crack?

        • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 9:00 am

          Whenever I can get it

          • Still Nil Nil March 31, 2018 at 9:10 am

            Dirty boy

  • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 11:28 pm
    • Nick March 31, 2018 at 12:27 am

      Poch tells Martinez,Alderweireld & whoever else thinks they can dictate,to go fuck themselves.Can only applaud the man👏👏👏

    • Daytripper March 31, 2018 at 7:37 am

      If Poch really rates Sanchez above Toby than he is a complete moron and were on our way to a 5th or 6th place finish. Sanchez is one of the worst defenders I have seen at the Lane in many years, in fact I cant ever remember a defender that ball watches as much or is as completely unable to tackle or stop runners like him. Based on what I watched these last ten days, Fazio and Corluka would be massive upgrades. When/if Toby leaves this summer, I will turn on him too, but in the meantime, he is one of the 5 best defenders in the world, he is healthy, and he plays for us. He is our only hope to securing 4th place.

      • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 7:52 am

        The fact that we have conceded the third fewest goals in the PL this season with Verts and Sanchez as our centre backs indicates that we’ve done alright with that pairing, and without Toby.

        He’s a great player when he’s fully match fit but he was totally off the pace when played against Rochdale, then he got injured again and is only just back…apparently quite rusty for Belgium (unsurprisingly).

        I think Poch has got this one right on many levels (including not putting a player’s World Cup aspirations over those of the club).

        • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:07 am

          I’ve an issue with that in that we’ve gone from conceding the least goals in the league (1st) to the 3rd least. We’ve gone backwards without Toby.

          • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 8:25 am

            There are other factors, however. We changed from a Back 3 to a Back 4 due to Toby’s injury. We changed stadium. We sold another starter in that defence (Walker).

            Taking that into account, I’d say we’ve done at least as well.

            • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:26 am

              I believe if Toby had played against Juve we’d still be in the CL

              • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 8:29 am

                A fully match fit Toby, maybe, but not the version we saw against lowly Rochdale.

                • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:32 am

                  Real Fan?
                  A fully match fit Toby, maybe, but not the version we saw against lowly Rochdale.

                  So you agree.

                  • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 8:37 am

                    Well he wasn’t fully match fit for the Juve match, so not really. Or yes, if you want to talk purely in theoretical terms which I think only deserves a passing mention rather than a fully fledged debate.

                    Point being that if Poch doesn’t think Toby is fit enough for the Chelsie game, then I’ll go with that….because a kick around international is not the PL.

                    • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:41 am

                      YEs, I understand Toby was not fit for the Juve game. My point is Toby & Jan is a much stronger partnership than Sanchez & Jan, when Toby is fully fit. He IS the superior defender.

                    • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:41 am

                      I don’t understand why people are writing him off?

                    • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 8:46 am

                      I agree he shouldn’t be written off BUT this season he’s missed 29 games and in the previous two seasons he missed 9 and 10 games respectively. I think it’s at the very least reasonable to assess whether it’s a risk to give him a long-term contract on £150k per week.

                    • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:48 am

                      Well that’s a fair point.

                  • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 9:05 am

                    Well said, madam. It would be great if people didn’t cling to these skid mark games against Newport and Rochdale to make sweeping pronouncements about players.

                    Toby is the business. Champions League quality. I get panned by wankers for not being loyal to the club that;s had it’s guts ripped out and brickwork demolished yet it’s alright for others to brand an otherwise exemplary player who gets a couple of injuries a fat loser who we should bin.

                    Sanchez will be great, he’s not as great yet. Toby will be great again, he’s not git that many years ahead of him.

                    There’s an analogy about a baby and some bathwater but I can’t recall it presently as the slating of a core player has given me a migraine.

                    • Real Fan? March 31, 2018 at 9:20 am

                      The remark about his performance at Rochdale was in respect of his fitness level, not his quality which is not ion question by me. But if there’s a debate whether Mousa Dembele is finished and should be sold (rather than used intelligently as part of a squad, for instance) then it’s logical to apply some of the same scrutiny to other players too. Being a fans’ favourite isn’t reason not to question.

              • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 8:32 am

                I believe we may have won 2-0 or 2-1, or we may have lost 1-2 or 1-3 or 0-3, or we may have drawn 1-1, or 0-0, or 2-2. we may even have won or lost on penalties. All that if we had Tobes in the side.

                *other scores would also have been possible.

                • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:33 am

                  pedant 🤪

                  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 8:36 am

                    To paraphrase Dilly, I see it as it … er … may have been. 👀

                • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:39 am

                  Surely in the CL you want your strongest line-up. Toby has been a rock for us and gets ahead of Sanchez in that line up. The error Sanchez made leading to their second goal in unlikely to have happened if it were Toby facing that attacking situation from Juve. That’s all we’re saying here.

                  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 8:40 am

                    No it’s not. You’re also saying we “WOULD” have won. Toby is more of a wet sandcastle at the moment.

                    • Accy March 31, 2018 at 8:46 am

                      It’s not implausible that Toby WOULD have been less likely to make the mistake Sanchez made IF he were faced with the same situation in that game. The chances of the game playing out the same way are not up for debate – it wouldn’t have. All I am saying is that a fully fit Toby gets ahead of Snachez.

                      ‘At the moment he’s a wet sandcastle’ – is irrelevant. He’s been injured and clearly needs to get back to his best to get ahead of sandcastle… I mean, Sanchez.

                    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 8:50 am

                      How very dare you say that one of my best jokes in the last thirty-six years is irrelevant. I’m deeply hurt.

                    • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 8:59 am

                      I appreciated it but that probably is not the compliment you were looking for…

                    • 61SpursNut🌰 March 31, 2018 at 9:09 am

                      I can’t be too picky these days.

      • AntSpurs March 31, 2018 at 9:32 am

        April fools day.

      • Grant March 31, 2018 at 9:19 pm

        Sanchez is not only a good defender he has the potential to be one of the best.

  • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    MOPO has got a tin tin stylee hairdo, never thought that would catch on

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    I read a quote today and I liked it a lot. “The Hand are the instruments of Mans intelligence “.
    Could this be the reason why some footballers are stupid?

    • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 10:19 pm

      What w*nker said that?

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 10:24 pm

        I’ll tell you in a bit. The shelf just collapsed again.

      • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 10:43 pm

        I did as I shook her gently by the throat

    • Nick March 31, 2018 at 12:29 am

      Reminds me of one of my favourite jokes.”Jeremy Beadle Had a big cock,but on the other hand it was quite small”

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      Battle Cry For Sunday

      • melcyid March 31, 2018 at 12:52 am

        We are the Parklane Tottenham
        wot cha gonna doo bout it
        wotcha gonnadooo bout it

    • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 9:51 pm

      It’s ruined by having Tim ‘awfully dim’ Shitwood in it.

      • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 10:00 pm

        Look beyond that

    • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 10:23 pm

      He’s only got one broom…….

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 8:49 pm

    Still Nil Nil
    Who pissed first?

    I got my revenge.

    • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      You held him upside and he pissed on his own head?

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 10:04 pm

        Haha. No no. All three of my ‘girls’ have at some stage have wee’d, pooped and puked all over me. I will get my revenge. Apparently its perfectly normal when you get old. I will ask Ron.

  • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 8:44 pm

    I have to say beating Chelsea would be so satisfying. I gave up smoking a number of years ago (just an occasional with a beer tbh) but it would be a brandy and cigar moment if it happens. Saying that I might just get pissed and destroy!!

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      I will get pissed and destroy if we win…or lose.

  • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Marcus Edwards on a roll the love child of Messi and Maradonna . (it’s marvellous what they can do with this gender stuff these days)

  • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 7:49 pm

    Superspoz 🏆
    Marcus Edwards made his debut for the canaries today. 6 glorious minutes + stoppage time.

    Have they extinguished the flames yet? I’m sure he lit the place up.

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 8:49 pm

      He’s written himself into folklore

      • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        There’s good folklore, and bad folklore.

        As a nipper growing up near Barnes Common, I was on the look out for this weirdo:

        http://www.slemen.com/springio.html

        I wonder if Cas had heard of the legend as lived near there too. 😯

  • 61SpursNut🌰 March 30, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    Superspoz 🏆
    My 2 yo is sleeping on me and I’m about to piss myself. .

    It’s not that funny.

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 7:49 pm

      Who pissed first?

    • Frontwheel 2 March 30, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      Fond memories,I ain’t pissed myself in ages.

      • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 8:38 pm

        Me neither, been at least a week

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      Not seen him play but heard decent reports on him (dilly sees him as a future spurs and England captain) so if true (doubtful) to prevent tug of wars etc get him in early like spurs bought modric.

      • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 7:50 pm

        Dilly sees most youngsters as future captains.

    • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      Surely this is highly unlikely? Mateo Kovacic is Ronwol’s wet dream of a central midfielder…😂

  • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    I’ve just bought a GPS tracking system to keep track of one of my dogs who’s liable to go wandering when out on walks. I now need to buy a smartphone to use it with and as I’m (almost) completely ignorant in this field I’d appreciate some advice.

    All I want to do with this thing is use it for tracking my dog, making the odd phone call and sending the occasional text message. Nothing else.

    So what would be a good phone for me (on a £50-£80 budget)?

    I see that Doogee seem to be making a good impression with their budget phones. Does anyone have one (and, if so, are they any good)?

    Cheers.

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 7:24 pm

      Hang on, I’ll ask my 12 year old

      • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:30 pm

        Once you’ve done that can you ask him/her to pop round and change the time on all my electrical appliances … most of them are still an hour out from last weekend.

        • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 7:48 pm

          She’s busy rewiring my house at the moment

    • caveman March 30, 2018 at 7:27 pm

      Bought a Samgung Galaxy S8 on eBay three weeks and thought the card reader went dead. Left it into my local mobile repair shop and they phoned me yesterday to say that the phone was reported stolen and the IMEI number has been barred. Down £450.00 plus postage. Reported it to eBay and they’r e dealing with the seller.

      • Sexy Beast March 30, 2018 at 7:37 pm

        Ebay should refund you cavey.

      • 💋 March 30, 2018 at 7:33 pm

        Decent enough budget phone.

        • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:36 pm

          What made you choose it?

          • 61SpursNut🌰 March 30, 2018 at 7:52 pm

            Budget?

          • 💋 March 30, 2018 at 9:49 pm

            1. Budget
            2. Screen size 5.5″
            3. 16gb storage
            4. 4G network coverage
            5. Dual sim
            6. Budget
            7. It’s made by UK company (soon to be ex)
            8. It’s called Wiley Fox
            9. Budget

      • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 7:53 pm

        Fire sale? – they have just gone into administration.

    • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 8:01 pm

      Vodaphone sell their own brand, currently the N8 at 79 quid. It’s an Android operating system so you’re using Google chrome as browser plus all their apps are available. I’m writing this on mine as i wont shell out silly money on an expensive gadget.

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    Marcus Edwards made his debut for the canaries today. 6 glorious minutes + stoppage time.

  • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:12 pm

    i

    • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 7:13 pm

      ..Taff MkII?

    • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:13 pm

      That’s probably the most intelligent contribution I’ve ever made on here.

      • 💋 March 30, 2018 at 7:23 pm

        7

        • UnkleTaff March 30, 2018 at 7:42 pm

          A 7 for fat fingers?

          That’s a bit harsh, isn’t it?

      • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 7:54 pm

        Nope, you have done better. But not by much it must be said.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 March 30, 2018 at 7:56 pm

        *only is not spelt m-o-s-t.

  • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    melcyid
    we owe a couple of the cheatskis a good couple of stiff upper cuts, willan the vilian. tooka medical got a call from maureen loaded with bucks and took a taxi to the fridge. Hazard was lined up by troutchops as we were on the up and had agreed to come but the trout took his eyes off the ball and Hazard likewise took off with a sackful of cash. Throw in Alonso for good measure who killed woman while DUI and got off lightly and we have got a lot of ire to vent on an already scummy set up.

    Gosh, I didn’t realise Alonso got off jail after killing a woman whilst pissed by opening his wallet. And Chelsea wanted him. What a fucking classless club.

    • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 7:04 pm

      they were born to play for them

  • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 6:12 pm

    Breaking: different bookcase in next video

    • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 6:37 pm

      I have a complete set of Mr Men books if you’d like to borrow them?

      • Stevo1987 March 30, 2018 at 7:51 pm

        I believe him. A bit odd buying them at 45 but hey maybe they will be worth something one day

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      Are they real books or a painted backdrop a la acorn antiques?

      • Harry Hotspur March 31, 2018 at 8:05 am

        They are pulped, shaped, freeze dried and painted acorns.

    • Frontwheel 2 March 30, 2018 at 8:21 pm

      Porn section ?

  • Matt March 30, 2018 at 5:41 pm

    Why do I get adverts for bunyan treatments on this site? I’ve never googled it nor do I have a fetish or professional interest in them!

    • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 6:09 pm

      Open you mind and your thighs and don’t forget to pay the lady…

  • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    we need Kane to be the Liquidator on Sunday.

  • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    Started listening to the THST on the Fighting Cock.

    Stone me.

    Next vlog is post CFC, the one after that is about these paralysed streaks of piss.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      And what’s the blog after that gonna be, a guide to healthy bookshelf keeping?

    • gloster1861 March 30, 2018 at 6:39 pm

      Streaks? I doubt they can manage to dribble it out.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 6:44 pm

        They started out as dribbles, and evolved into streaks.

  • Andrew March 30, 2018 at 5:17 pm

    I remember when we couldn’t best manure at ot for years. We were very unlucky on a couple of occasions, remember the time Mendes goal,the ball crossed the line by 2feet ,but wasn’t given cause it would upset old red nose fergie, and at Stamford shit , Sandro’s rocket goal, then Gomez let’s the ball trickle past him but still not crossed the line but linesman gives a goal , then they get a goal given to them when the scorer was well off side. Two non goals gifted to them and we “lost” .
    No one ever mentions that game ,but that’s because of our weak management in those days, we just took it like a feeble club.
    Now we are different, but still expect to only get a draw at best at the racists cause they have the mentality and the great joy they seem to get when they best us. We owe them, but the officials play a huge part in theses games. We need to get lucky for once at their rat hole.

    • Frontwheel 2 March 30, 2018 at 8:34 pm

      I actually bet us to win that game,I think we were about 7/1.Good old Paddy Power gave me my stake back.

  • Nick March 30, 2018 at 4:48 pm

    Hope I’m wrong but can’t see the hoodoo ending this weekend.fingers crossed for a draw.Referee got to be brave & stand tall & don’t give Those cheating bar stewards anything

  • MiT March 30, 2018 at 4:41 pm

    One of you fellas tried to warn me a while back about the crap Electronics on BMW vehicles. You. Were. Right.

    • MiT March 30, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      I’ve had my fill of that type of German engineering.

      • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:44 pm

        vorsprung durch technik

        • MiT March 30, 2018 at 4:58 pm

          Ein schittenpieschen.

    • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 5:14 pm

      think it was lahdedah

      • MiT March 30, 2018 at 7:15 pm

        That seems correct – I believe there were two or three who expressed strong feelings over them.

        • DAVID March 30, 2018 at 9:41 pm

          Believe Lahdedah had a 7 series which developed a major engine problem just out of warranty.
          I’ve had 3, 4,5 and 6 series for about 15 years and no major problems, couple of the 5 series had done close to 200,000 miles.

          • MiT March 30, 2018 at 10:37 pm

            My issues stem around ridiculous electronic and sensor related shite. Maddening, and the vast of it OEM repair only. Goofy things, like sensors for airbags, and shorts in the stereo display affecting the entire vehicle control module. 330i and 335i here. They are going back through Adesa.

            • DAVID March 30, 2018 at 11:19 pm

              Sounds like a pain ,hope you get a quick and satisfactory resolution.

  • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Ryan Sessegnon on the pitch now. The teenager, one of the stars of the Championship this season, was rested but is now doing his thing down the left flank.
    (BBC)

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    My 2 yo is sleeping on me and I’m about to piss myself. .

  • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    Tom Cairney who I was impressed with has added a second for Fulham.
    thats me lot getting ready for the sedar.

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:40 pm

      I don’t know what that last word means. Is it a candle lit bath with extra bubbles?

  • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    The blue birds are buzzing. Cardiff City 3 v Burton Albion 1

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:28 pm

      Who scored?

      • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:30 pm

        Callum Paterson for Cardiff

        • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm

          Never heard of him

          • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:37 pm

            Scottish international.

            • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:38 pm

              That explains it.

            • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:38 pm

              That’ll be why no one’s ever heard of him then..

    • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:29 pm

      Norwich City 0 v Fulham 1(no not Ryan Sessegnon but Stefan Johansen)

      • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:32 pm

        Quirky that both sides (Cardiff and Fulham) have gone a long unbeaten run since watching Fulham beat Cardiff City away 4-2 on Boxing Day.

        • David Dillenberg March 30, 2018 at 4:33 pm

          *on

        • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:33 pm

          Yeah, very quirky..???????

  • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    we owe a couple of the cheatskis a good couple of stiff upper cuts, willan the vilian. tooka medical got a call from maureen loaded with bucks and took a taxi to the fridge. Hazard was lined up by troutchops as we were on the up and had agreed to come but the trout took his eyes off the ball and Hazard likewise took off with a sackful of cash. Throw in Alonso for good measure who killed woman while DUI and got off lightly and we have got a lot of ire to vent on an already scummy set up.

    • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 4:18 pm

      They say owners look like their dogs.
      The racists players resemble their crowd

      • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 4:19 pm

        Ha – too true. Scum to a man.

        • melcyid March 30, 2018 at 4:24 pm

          birds of a feather an all that

          • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 4:39 pm

            rhymes with ‘all nazis together’ of course

  • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 4:06 pm

  • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    Answer to Cas from previous blag

    Ah, the good stuff. If it wasn’t in a packet, don’t put it in the fridge, hang it somewhere cool and dry, it’ll taste better in a couple of days. There’s only two ways to cook it.
    1 – Bbq
    2- cut it up put in a cold pan ,no oil, and slowly heat it up. BEWARE: A lot of fat will be rendered. Get rid of it and crack some eggs in the pan, mix it up, squeeze loads of lemon juice and away you go.

    If you can be bothered fry some diced potatoes and chuck it in same time as the eggs.

    • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:07 pm

      …I have this once every couple of months, it’s super unhealthy but it tastes too damn good.

    • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:09 pm

      Fakinel I bought 4 of the fat fakkers! Can I freeze them?

      • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm

        Not to mention 24 of the Turkish(?) socuc, and two packs of the dry cured sliced pasturma..

        • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:14 pm

          Fakinel.

      • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:13 pm

        Don’t see why not. 2 to is a good portion for one. Oh and peel the skin off.

        • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:15 pm

          “Oh and peel the skin off.”
          Which one? I already do with the Turkish version.

          • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:15 pm

            Yeah both.

            • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:16 pm

              Ah cheers mate. 👍

            • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:17 pm

              Not if you’re going to bbq tho. DONT put the cypo version under the grill. Unless you have a fetish for cleaning ovens that is.

              • Still Nil Nil March 30, 2018 at 4:19 pm

                judt buy some Cumberland sossies

                Gotta be easier

                • Superspoz 🏆 March 30, 2018 at 4:26 pm

                  Nah mate. These bad boys are the dark side, a one way trip at 88mph in the delorian, there’s no turning back.

                  • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:36 pm

                    A Delorian with an onboard defibrillator.

  • Ronwol1960-61 March 30, 2018 at 4:04 pm

    The Chavs and Chav Nots

    1-3

  • Ronwol1960-61 March 30, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Mel some good music

    Guru Jazzmatazz
    Snoh Aalegra

    and Omar here…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZsPdJOmBQ

  • Caspurs♿️ March 30, 2018 at 4:01 pm

    Sod orf I woz ere foist!!

    • Bruxie March 30, 2018 at 4:03 pm

      I’m not telling that joke I just did on the last blog again…

      • Harry Hotspur March 30, 2018 at 4:08 pm

        Is that solemn oath?

        • Bruxie March 30, 2018 at 4:11 pm

          Nope…but we needed a new blog.

          Honest.