Date: 26th October 2017 at 1:08pm
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After the muddled mess of last night a chink of sunlight through the grey clouds is most welcome.

Does good news get any better than that your best striker is on track to play against a major rival? I think not.

The Press Association’s Tom Allnutt has word from Hotspur Way and it turns out Poch was right to play down the seriousness of Harry Kane’s injury.

Manchester United gaffer Jose Mourinho has confirmed his own upbeat injury update: “I believe that Phil Jones will be fit for Saturday against Tottenham, but apart from that I have no news.”

Elsewhere… Tottenham have joined the long list of clubs who are interested in signing Celtic defender Kieran Tierney, according to the Sun.

The 20-year-old has already piqued the interest of Arsenal, Chelsea and Manchester United, but Spurs may be looking at the Scot as a potential replacement for Danny Rose, the paper reports…

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?
  • Urbane Sturgeon October 27, 2017 at 1:06 am

    I’m very please that manure will now be playing us off the back of a win, and that we’ll now be playing them off the back of a loss.

    Danny Rose is worth more to Spurs as a player than whatever monies we’d likely get for him.

  • David Dillenberg October 26, 2017 at 8:50 pm

    Evening all. On tonights QT panel are Alex Salmond and the incomparable witty Oxbridge Etonian Jacob (“I have 6 children and a Nanny”) Mogg tipped as future leader of the Tory party.

    • David Dillenberg October 26, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      *Rees- Mogg

    • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 9:32 pm

      Not as incomparably witty as being raped, finding out you’re pregnant, then being told that you’ve got to go full term with the baby.

      Although if you want complete incomparability, the guy that rapes you is your own father and that doesn’t change things and you’ve still got to go full term.

      That would even eclipse being disabled and having your benefits cut. Or using a food bank. Or being forced to downsize your already shit home because you had an excess bedroom.

      No, there’s definitely wittier stuff than Rape Man out there.

    • Mattspurs October 26, 2017 at 10:49 pm

      Mogg is the political equivalent of Klopp

  • JohnnyPaycheck October 26, 2017 at 8:25 pm

    Tierney is an excellent prospect, who has done well on Champions League( unlike his team). We should snap him up.

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 26, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    Freund or Foe
    I’ve answered my own question.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4246080/Couple-caught-having-sex-motorcycle.html

    What she like?

    Well she has 44 bristols

    No I mean the cc

  • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 26, 2017 at 5:52 pm

    Nut 61
    I’m starting a just giving page to fund my Star Trek habit. Please donate to odiousfuck@yahoo.cunt

    Tuckmeupscottie@charitytrek.com

    • 61SpursNut🌰 October 26, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      Facky Apple spellcheck! No wonder I got no money.

  • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 2:08 pm

    Motorcycle porn:

    • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 2:14 pm

      That looks pretty sensational – yours?

      • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 2:16 pm

        Yup. It’s a total rebuild that’s costing me an arm and a leg to get done but it’s looking like it might just be worth it. Only a couple of things left to do now. I can’t wait to try it out on these wonderful Welsh roads.

        • One Flew Over SPURTS Cuckoo Nest 💋 October 26, 2017 at 2:19 pm

          Bet you can’t wait to have that big beast throbbing between your legs.

          • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 2:21 pm

            It’s been so long you have no idea.

            • One Flew Over SPURTS Cuckoo Nest 💋 October 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm

              Correct. Neither do I want one, thank you.

            • One Flew Over SPURTS Cuckoo Nest 💋 October 26, 2017 at 2:26 pm

              You’re living the dream.

              • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 2:30 pm

                I know. Bike, dogs … bowls.

                Life just doesn’t get any better.

        • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 2:27 pm

          Went to a wedding in Wales, so many of the roads were brand new, like a Scalextric. Enjoy.

          • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 2:29 pm

            Ten years ago I went on a motorcycling holiday in Scotland. Middle of nowhere and the roads were simply sensational.

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 26, 2017 at 5:55 pm

            I got,a scalextric for my barmitzvah…the fucking cars were flying off the track,it lacked
            flow…like er…Tottenham

          • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 26, 2017 at 5:57 pm

            My daughter got married in Llanloglen beautiful place…The something Pheasant

    • Freund or Foe October 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm

      Never got the motorbike thang. No doubt the speed and power is a thrill, but you can’t hear the radio, the heaters are ineffective, and how the hell do you make out on the back seat?

    • ronwol196061🇨🇦 October 26, 2017 at 7:17 pm

      Ill have to dust off my lambretta and my beret and military anorak and give you a run Taff……..

  • caveman October 26, 2017 at 1:44 pm

    As it happens, Kieran Tierney is a good speedy and agressive player. We could do with another terrier.

  • MALAWI BOY October 26, 2017 at 1:38 pm

    ALL IS FINE WITH UNITED. THE COACH NEEDS TO MAINTAIN GOOD RELATION SHIP WITH THE PLAYERS

  • Caspurs♿️ October 26, 2017 at 1:37 pm

    61SpursNut🌰
    I have just taken delivery of Poch’s exposé. I suppose I’ll have to learn to read properly again now.

    Wot know ordio vershun?!

    • 61SpursNut🌰 October 26, 2017 at 7:41 pm

      *Universal translator malfunction.

    • Lord Croker October 26, 2017 at 1:47 pm

      Are there any neutral gender footie players?

      • Camus October 26, 2017 at 1:55 pm

        Surely only a matter of time!

      • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 2:09 pm

        Other than Lamela and Torres?!

        • One Flew Over SPURTS Cuckoo Nest 💋 October 26, 2017 at 2:34 pm

          Daniella Sturridge.

          • gus October 26, 2017 at 2:37 pm

            CR7

    • SpurAndy 🍒π October 26, 2017 at 1:49 pm

      I don’t blame the parent or the child. There’s always been stupid parents and stupid kids. I blame the tinternet and media for giving them a voice.

      • Camus October 26, 2017 at 2:03 pm

        When I was 5 or 6, I had a Halloween fancy dress party – more than one I think because my birthday is the day before. Anyway, one of those years, I wanted to be a witch because I thought it was cool to pretend to be casting spells etc. My Mum made me a black cape thing and also a witches hat. No one made a fuss about it, no one went to the papers about it. Historically, there were many male witches. In some places they were called warlocks. It wasn’t a big deal that there wasn’t a male witch costume available in the local shops back in ’85.

        Modern life, eh?

        • SpurAndy 🍒π October 26, 2017 at 2:15 pm

          Back in 1880 when I was a kid no one dressed up or did anything about Halloween. Is there someone responsible for blighting my youth in such a way? I need to seek compensation.

          • Camus October 26, 2017 at 2:36 pm

            I think there might be. I’d certainly understand if you were offended in some way. I think you might be entitled to at least a couple of grand for the offence we’ve caused you.

            • SpurAndy 🍒π October 26, 2017 at 2:43 pm

              Cheers Camus, I’m looking forward to the cheque.

          • MysteriousStranger October 26, 2017 at 3:00 pm

            America.

            • SpurAndy 🍒π October 26, 2017 at 3:06 pm

              Of course, thanks MS. I’ll get my lawyer to speak to Trumpy’s lawyers. I think we can settle before it gets to court.

    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 1:51 pm

      Parents more concerned about “gender neutral” costumes than the fact that, for some reason, we still celebrate a satanic black mass day. Society eh?

      • Camus October 26, 2017 at 1:54 pm

        Happy Samhain to you too!

        • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 1:56 pm

          Ha! Will you be offering up anything/one to the first full moon of Scorpio or just chips and dips?

          • Camus October 26, 2017 at 2:07 pm

            I’m okay with Halloween – I grew up with it – although it’s all got very commercialised over the years of course. I’ll have a goblet of wolf’s blood and toast the moon on the stroke of midnight, as is our tradition 😉

            • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 2:15 pm

              I have hummus – and crackers…

              • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 2:22 pm

                That’s just depraved.

                • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 2:22 pm

                  Unless its sweet chilli of course…..

                  • Harry Hotspur October 26, 2017 at 2:28 pm

                    Sweet chilli stuff is insane.

                    • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 3:23 pm

                      Mmmmm taste the madness….

            • is Gascoigne gonna have a crack? October 26, 2017 at 2:23 pm

              Delicious.

  • Panama Paul October 26, 2017 at 1:31 pm

    What a relief! Harry’s hammy’s are ok after the Red Reaming!

  • 61SpursNut🌰 October 26, 2017 at 1:19 pm

    I have just taken delivery of Poch’s exposé. I suppose I’ll have to learn to read properly again now.

    • Panama Paul October 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      Is it a kiss and tell. What really happened in bed with Maradona?

    • 89Spurs👁 October 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm

      Can you tell me the title of said expose, and where is it available from.
      Thanks in advance.

      • 61SpursNut🌰 October 26, 2017 at 2:05 pm

        “Brave New World: Inside Pochettino’s Spurs”. I got mine from Amazon for £13.60.

  • UnkleTaff October 26, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    Oh, how disappointing. I was hoping this would be confirmation of Lamela’s availability.

    • Freund or Foe October 26, 2017 at 1:29 pm

      Afraid not, but Jamie Redknapp is definitely available.

      • Camus October 26, 2017 at 1:38 pm

        “Wanted – Affable, beautiful female to accompany stroppy, high-maintenance fella with bizarre anti-Spurs obsession…”

        • One Flew Over SPURTS Cuckoo Nest 💋 October 26, 2017 at 2:24 pm

          Real Fan?’s available.

  • Spiderneil October 26, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    MysteriousStranger
    Well, I expect there’ll be another blog in a minute!

    If there is does that make me last?

    • MysteriousStranger October 26, 2017 at 2:59 pm

      The Boy has deliberately held back the next blog… Syd was right, it’s harder to post last than first.

  • MysteriousStranger October 26, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    LAST.

    • MysteriousStranger October 26, 2017 at 1:11 pm

      Well, I expect there’ll be another blog in a minute!