Date: 17th April 2018 at 6:56am
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Mauricio Pochettino continues to recite the ENIC mantra that instructs us that penury is the path to redemption.

Whilst leaving the milked herd that our the Client Reference Numbers with intensely sore teats in the process. The gaffer told PA Sport:

“Now we are there but I think for me the most important thing is that we are there with a completely different way, or different tools of course, to teams like City or Manchester United. It’s not easy, because… it’s not all about money in football, that is true. But it helps, it helps a lot. It’s like happiness, you know? It’s not that if you’re a billionaire you’re going to be happy, but sure that helps a lot.”

This is award winning piffle. It is all about money otherwise instead of building a billion pound sports-themed shopping mall, THFC would have stayed at The Lane and built a team that won actual silverware and used that as credible leverage to ignite a new era.

Poch also manages to shoehorn in some fairytale he’s concocted about magic beans that with the just the tears of their mothers and the warmth of their father’s farts grew from just a humble window box into world class footballers.

“In football it’s the same, or you have a spontaneous generation like there was at Barcelona that appeared with Xavi, (Andres) Iniesta, (Lionel) Messi, (Gerard) Pique, (Cesc) Fabregas, (Carles) Puyol. Or like the ’92 generation at Manchester United. Of course that is not about money, that is a spontaneous generation that makes your team unbelievable.”

Football historians reading this will recall how these players all cost nothing, all played for free and never commanded massive amounts of money in the transfer markets. Because they grew from magic beans.

Meanwhile Marcus Edwards is on gardening leave because playing at Norwich was beneath him, Harry Winks is in Qatar having the polystyrene removed from his ankles and the walls of the Academy are are now sporting images of Harry Kane in different disguises to give the casual observer the impression Hotspur Way is a busy production line.

‘We are there with a completely different way’, not entirely new as such Mauricio, it’s called doing it on the cheap, but charging top dollar.

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Legoverlass April 17, 2018 at 3:37 pm

    Yet more piffling waffle from the lobotomised brain of someone programmed to spout the ENIC client reference mantra of we are in a different reality at THFC. We have seen that the real reward is not in winning it is in the joy of continually deluding the client reference numbers whilst sending in a JCB to dig out and ransack their wallets. The beauty is in the slight of hand of that process, the deftness of touch with which Daniel the Grand Master slides his lizard like tongue into their bum cheeks and munches on their gonads with a slow relentless chewing to the continuous drip drip sound of the dollar being dispensed. Indeed it is in some part a thing of wonder that whilst creating the New Destination It is possible to shroud it’s principle aim by the pretext of it being even remotely connected to a football business .

  • Harry Hotspur April 17, 2018 at 2:15 pm

    Urbane Sturgeon

    “don’t let any positivity or facts such as that dare encroach upon your relentless rhetoric”

    Why would he Dany, when so many people, such as yourself, enjoy partaking in what he relentlessly produces on this blog? I use the word ‘enjoy’ because obviously no one in their right mind would choose to do something they don’t get some sort of enjoyment from.

    Many happy returns.

    This prick is a waste of everyone’s time including his own, mate.

    It posted a comment after the last Toby blog mocking me for having ‘chopped and changed my mind’ over Toby.

    Oh and Dany, my CV in the real world is depressingly blue chip.

    Good luck in the darkness of this blog’s spam swamp 😆

  • Urbane Sturgeon April 17, 2018 at 2:11 pm

    “don’t let any positivity or facts such as that dare encroach upon your relentless rhetoric”

    Why would he Dany, when so many people, such as yourself, enjoy partaking in what he relentlessly produces on this blog? I use the word ‘enjoy’ because obviously no one in their right mind would choose to do something they don’t get some sort of enjoyment from.

    Many happy returns.

  • Dany April 17, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    Reo Griffiths and Oliver Skipp continue to smash it, for the U18s.

    But don’t let any positivity or facts such as that dare encroach upon your relentless rhetoric , as you continually try to prove your own points made, by cherry picking what you include here.

    Oh and you’re back to hating on Poch again. Last time I checked, ENIC are his employers and he has a job to do.

    Or have you not heard of ‘towing the party line’?

    You little anarchist, probably not held a job down longer than 6 months. Must be the reason for the anger / depression / mood swings / having way too much time on your hands

  • gloster1861 April 17, 2018 at 7:36 am

    So Poch is now preaching the virtues of poverty, chastity and obedience. That should play very nicely in the ears of his master.

    Mother Poch of the Little Sisters of Humility.

    • Harry Hotspur April 17, 2018 at 7:38 am

      Everso ‘umble

  • gloster1861 April 17, 2018 at 7:31 am

    Morning fellow silver sniffers.

  • Spurs it up April 17, 2018 at 7:27 am

    But we have constant reminders that our new stadium (may) be built on time.

    Is this not enough?